Chapter 54: Leaked news
The old liar hummed a tune triumphantly and handed each of me and Xiao Lin a hammer. He smiled evilly and said, "Smash it!"
I opened the hammer and pointed at the Tengu angrily and said, "Did you hear our conversation just now? You want us to fight among ourselves, so you cooperated with the old liar and said you are a dog."
"You said you look like this and you dare to say that you are a dog. Don't you understand the theory of evolution? Are you worthy of Darwin?"
"Oh shit, Little Arm Boy, what are you talking about? I'm just a dog. I don't need to cooperate with anyone. I just don't have an ID card. If I want to have an ID card, I have to stick it in your face for you to see. It’s clear, I hate it when people question my identity.”
"I am a dog, a dog with a different color."
Xiao Lin still refused to give up. He took out a stuffed ball from his treasure bag, threw it hard, then pointed at the Tengu and said: "Go, pick it up for me!"
Seeing that Xiao Lin dared to tease him like this, Tengu became furious and gritted his teeth in anger. Suddenly, he came to Xiao Lin's side with just a sidestep.
Xiao Lin didn't get it in vain. Knowing that there was danger, he rolled over and looked at the Tengu again. He unexpectedly found that... the Tengu was holding the yarn ball he had just thrown out in its mouth, squatting in front of him, wagging its tail and begging for mercy. Like a puppy waiting for a reward from its owner.
Xiao Lin and I were stunned. This was indeed a fucking dog. Even if it turned into a demon, it still retained its true nature.
I murmured: "Sure enough, a dog can't change its habit of eating shit! It seems we really misunderstood him. He is really a dog."
After Xiao Lin heard what I said, he took off his pants as if he had found inspiration.
I quickly stopped him: "Oh, Xiao Lin, what do you want to do?"
"I want to poop! I want to see if he eats."
"Brother, you can only kill people with a nod, can you humiliate him like this? Besides, there are so many people here, are you embarrassed? Don't take off your pants at every turn, like an exhibitionist."
"Minato, haven't you heard a saying? As long as you don't raise your head, there will be thatched houses everywhere."
I had no choice but to pull up Xiao Lin's pants and said earnestly: "Xiao Lin, I think you seem to have some serious illness? You really did it. As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed."
"Minato, what's wrong with my personality? Why don't you bite me if you don't accept it?"
I could only hear the tengu on the ground: "Yeah... woof woof"
At this time, I was completely speechless. You said that you are also a monster after all. I am educating Xiao Lin. Why do you always cooperate with me? Are you beast cultivators all comedians? If you don't go to the Spring Festival Gala, your talent for comedy will be wasted.
The Tengu on the ground didn't know whether the novelty had worn off or whether it had regained its magical wisdom. It chewed the stuffed ball to pieces, returned to its own square, pointed at Xiao Lin and me and cursed: "You two little bastards, how dare you do this?" You are teasing me, no matter what, I am still the boss of this Yinshan Mountain Range. Today I must destroy you and make your mouths into butt pads. I will fart you two every day."
Hearing Tengu's threat, my body stepped back unconsciously. Xiao Lin's reaction was just the opposite of mine. He actually took a step forward and asked excitedly to Tengu:
"Are you really the king here? Then do you have a lot of magical herbs and elixirs? Bring them quickly? I will protect your life."
Then he turned around and said to the old liar: "Master, do you see? This is like trying to find a place without trying to find a place. It takes no effort to get it. We will definitely be prosperous this time."
"What? Miraculous medicine and magical grass? Give it to you? Brother, we came to rob you, what? Now you are robbing me? Damn it, don't you understand what first come first served means?"
I obviously have a good deck of cards, but I want to lock you up in the spring? Good guy, I haven’t even opened the cards yet, and you’re already trying to get into trouble! Damn it, I don’t think you know how to play Landlord, you idiot.
The two of us kept arguing like this, and the old liar on the side almost fell asleep. He rubbed his hazy eyes and said impatiently: "Tengu, are you still finished? If you want to continue, If the quarrel continues like this, I can guarantee you that my two disciples will accompany you until death. Damn it, from the time you came out to now, I haven’t said a single word, but I’ve just heard that you are fighting with each other here. Looks like you are not sick, are you?"
"Come on, tell me what you want to do?"
"What are you doing? I'm going to rob you."
"Damn, it's really hard to talk to you, so what are you trying to rob? Is it money or sex?"
"I don't want to be robbed, I just want the Earth Spirit Pearl"
"Earth Spirit Pearl"
Hearing this, the three of us, the master and the disciple, were shocked at the same time. Earth Spirit Pearl, how did he know that the Earth Spirit Pearl was with us?
Seeing that we were speechless for a moment, the Tengu said in a very arrogant tone: "You didn't expect me to know, did you? Are you shocked? Is it a gathering of spirits?"
"To tell you the truth, I have friends both in heaven and on earth. I just want to show off when I go out to hang out. Don't make trouble for anyone. If you are wise, take out the Earth Spirit Pearl and keep your inner elixir. Then get lost”
Xiao Lin said: "If we leave our inner elixir, won't we die? How can we get out?"
"Damn it, don't argue with me. I'm annoying you the most among the three of you. I'll be the first to fuck you soon."
"Fuck me? How? What are you doing?"
The old liar hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, okay, you two, stop being so pushy. Why can't you keep talking about this car wheel? It's too ink. Really, I can't stand it anymore."
"How about I sleep for a while and then call me after you two have finished talking, okay?"
I felt so funny that I just wanted to join the chat group.
The old liar quickly stopped him again and said: "Okay, stop talking and just calm down for a while. If you join in, it will be endless. Let me clean my ears."
"I thank you, okay?"
"Tiangu, how did you know that the Earth Spirit Pearl is here?" asked the old liar
"Damn, didn't I just say that I have many friends? Of course my friends told me."
"Is it black and white and impermanent?"
"Hey! Don't tell me, you old man is quite smart. Yes, it was Brother Hei and Brother Bai who told me."
I thought to myself: "Damn it, how clever is this old liar? There are only a few people who know about the Earth Spirit Pearl. They are either dead or have escaped. Who else could it be except Black and White?"
"Oh? You call them brother, so you must be familiar with them?"
"Of course, we are close buddies"
"Well, your best friend calls me uncle, so do you have to call me uncle too?"
"Fuck you, old coffin lady, do you dare to play with me? You still want me to call you uncle, I think you look like my grandson."
At this time, Xiao Lin couldn't bear it anymore, interrupted the old liar and said: "Master, you don't let me talk nonsense with him, but you are here to make fun of me, is that okay?"
"Why do I feel like you two are more ink-stained than me? Can you get down to business?"
Hearing this, the old liar let out a long sigh and said, "We can't finish this chapter. Let's talk about the next chapter."
