Chapter 52 A good idea
Xiao Lin and I reluctantly took the Women's Friend and put it in our hands with great disgust. To be honest, if the old liar hadn't been holding a butcher's knife in his hand, I really didn't want to touch it.
When we brought the scroll closer, we discovered that it was indeed not a friend of women. It was indeed a scroll similar to an imperial edict, but smaller.
If you don't look carefully, you can't really see that there are wooden handles at both ends, so Xiao Lin and I looked at each other awkwardly and smiled, and we read the same sentence in each other's eyes: "You are so dirty."
In order to avoid more embarrassment, I had to change the topic and find a new breakthrough, so I said: "Master, I have a great idea, and this idea will definitely find the reversible destiny in the shortest time." man of"
When I was still complacent about my idea, that idiot Xiao Lin said: "Master, this luck map is quite water-locking. I just put a drop of blood and it was absorbed immediately. Well, it's really good." , strong water lock, hey, it doesn’t leak from the side, this thing is amazing.”
The old liar couldn't bear it any longer. He dropped the sharp knife in his hand and greeted Xiao Lin's big face. The beating was so brutal that I couldn't bear to look at it, so I could only stare and admire the battle between man and bear. A good show.
After Xiao Lin said for the 153rd time, "Master, I was wrong," the old liar stopped without interest.
I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, it seems that Xiao Lin's cultivation has improved again, and he lasted 20 minutes longer than last time.
After beating Xiao Lin, the old liar pointed at me and said: "You said"
"My idea is that since the qi luck chart has an automatic blood test function, we can take advantage of this to sneak into the blood bank and bleed one by one. Wouldn't this save a lot of trouble? And another advantage of doing this is that less blood will be taken at one time. Go to a county”
After thinking for a moment, the old liar said: "The idea is good but not suitable. Although your method can be used to wait for work, have you forgotten the tradition of my sect?"
"Tradition? Damn it, our sect doesn't even have a bottom line and still has tradition? Why didn't I know?"
"Little arm boy, I'm warning you not to make me angry? The tradition of our sect is that everything depends on fate. When fate comes, it will naturally be found. If fate is not there, you can't force it."
"Master, let me take the liberty to ask you, you are over 300 years old, have you ever experienced fate?"
The old liar shook his head sheepishly.
Xiao Lin said, "Fate? Isn't this simple? As the saying goes, if a man has money, he will have a fate with everyone. Master, if you have money, you will naturally have a fate."
The old liar raised his eyebrows and pointed at Xiao Lin who was lying on the ground angrily: "You motherfucker, stop talking and be mute for 5 minutes."
While I was snickering, I suddenly had an idea and said, "Master, do you think our efforts are in the wrong direction? We think that the person who can defy heaven should be a man, so you accepted these two of us. A male apprentice, what if that irresponsible person is a woman? Wouldn’t our efforts be in vain? "
Xiao Lin answered: "Yes, what the senior brother said makes sense? Master, please call Xiaoyan in quickly and let her take a test. What if she is the one who can defy fate?"
The old liar didn't even look at Xiao Lin, and kicked him in the stomach with a big kick: "Your mother, are you really stupid? You asked Xiao Yan to test it. She doesn't even have a physical body, where does the blood come from?" , and also, didn’t I tell you to mute you for 5 minutes? Is it here so soon?”
Xiao Lin was really scared of being beaten, so he simply closed his eyes and looked like he was going to sleep.
"Our ancestors have also thought of what you just thought. What you don't know is that I am the first male disciple in our sect. All the leaders and disciples before me were women."
"It was only after they had the same idea as you that they accepted a man like me into the sect."
"What? All the ancestors before were women? Oh! Why is Master a woman?"
The old liar added: "That's right. Later, your master established a new rule. Anyone who has a predestined relationship with our sect, regardless of gender, can enter the master's sect."
I said discouragedly: "Master, since this won't work, that won't work either. Otherwise, we should divide the things into different groups. Let's make suggestions every day. It's not feasible. Let's make suggestions. It's not advisable. Let's make suggestions. , you have all thought of it, so why are you still playing like an old girl?"
"Let's break up, I just want the treasure bag, and you and Xiao Lin can pick the rest."
Xiao Lin stood up and said: "I just want the body tempering cauldron and the alchemy furnace."
"Master, what do you want?"
"I want both of you dead, and I want it now."
"ah"
"Help"
After some love education that was based on emotion and reason, accompanied by screams, Xiao Lin and I flew out of the treasure bag very obediently.
Xiaoyan, who had been waiting outside for a long time, saw us coming out and was about to say hello to us when she noticed that Xiao Lin and I were a whole lot fatter than when we first entered the treasure bag. She asked in surprise: "Brother Xiao Lin, why are you all suddenly here?" Just gained a lot of weight?”
Xiao Lin laughed and said: "Ah...it's okay, the master just taught me and my senior brother a set of magical exercises. After practicing, we gained weight, and we will be back to the same shape tomorrow."
"Really? It's amazing. Is there such a technique? I also want to learn it. I feel that I am too thin and I want to gain weight. Master, can you teach me?"
Xiaoyan looked at the old liar expectantly. She suddenly lost her temper and said hesitantly: "Well, you can't learn it now. If I teach you the way I teach them, you will lose your mind." of"
Xiaoyan said disappointedly: "Ah! That's right, what a pity."
Xiao Lin and I stood aside with black lines on our faces and didn't dare to speak, but we were also worried about Xiaoyan, a silly girl. It's true that those who don't know are fearless!
Seeing that we were no longer talking, Xiaoyan seemed to have remembered something and said shyly: "Master, when I was cleaning the treasure bag, I found some strange items, that... I looked at them inadvertently. After a few glances, I was startled, so I hid it in the innermost corner. If you want to see it, go and look for it there."
As Xiaoyan's voice became softer and softer, I suddenly noticed that Xiaoyan's disembodied face turned red, and her body began to twist unconsciously, as if she had made up a lot of determination before speaking out.
The old liar was suspicious: "What item?"
At this time, Xiaoyan was even more at a loss, and her speech became hesitant: "That's right, the kind with pictures, both men and women... not even wearing clothes..."
After listening to Xiaoyan's words, the three of us instantly understood what it was, and then Xiao Lin and I unanimously turned our attention to the old liar.
After the old liar met our eyes, he was not afraid. He slapped me in the face with a big mouth and said to me in a tone of regret for his misfortune and anger: "Xuan Ming, I know you are open-minded." , but you can’t immerse all your experience in such obscene things. You said that you were addicted to such things at a young age. What will you do in the future? Watching too much of this kind of things will affect your physical and mental health. , do you know?"
I was a little confused by the old liar's slap. Just when I was about to retort, I heard the old liar whisper in my ear: "You can help me take care of this first, and it will benefit you in the future."
Hearing this, I was about to have an attack and held it back.
Xiao Lin on the side smiled evilly and said: "Master, you are really the one. There is no one else with such acting skills."
