Chapter 51 Luck Chart
That's right, you two haven't seen the luck chart yet, so it would be nice to let you see the supreme magic weapon of our sect, so as to prevent you two from being weak-willed and thinking about things all day long.
You two bite your fingers open, and we use our spiritual consciousness to enter the treasure bag to test.
I asked: "Master, can't you just take it out and get it?"
"Boy, this is our sect's magic weapon to suppress the sect. How can you show it to others so easily? Have you forgotten the name of our sect?"
"Damn it, the secrecy sect, of course I remember it. Just looking at our cultivation route, you can see how shameless we are."
Xiao Lin urged from the side: "Can you two hurry up? Why are you working so hard? The blood will dry up after a while, and you still have to bite it. Doesn't it hurt?"
After saying that, we entered the treasure bag first without waiting for the two of us. The old liar and I stopped talking nonsense and followed closely behind with a thought.
When we entered the treasure bag, what struck us was that the treasure bag, which originally looked like a garbage dump, has now become a spacious and bright two-bedroom and one-living room. All kinds of messy things have been sorted out in an orderly manner, without thinking about it. I also know that Xiaoyan must have taken care of this.
If there is a woman in the house, the house must be tidy, or so they say.
At this time, Xiaoyan was still sleeping and had no idea of our arrival.
Seeing Xiao Yan resting with her eyes closed, Xiao Lin liked her even more. He whispered to himself in a low voice: "Xiao Yan is really a clean and virtuous good girl. Looking at the cleanliness of this house, I don't even want to go out."
I said maliciously: "Whether you want to go out or not seems to have nothing to do with whether the house is clean, right? Old boy, don't think I don't know what you are thinking? Your dirty expression has already betrayed you."
"It's up to you. I just don't want to go out. You can do whatever you want. You're in charge of everything. You're the policeman."
Xiao Lin looked at it for a while and then said: "Xiao Yan is really good everywhere, but why is she still wearing clothes when sleeping? This habit is not very good. Look at her heart like a girl, sleeping with the whole village Datongpu, you can take off your clothes so cleanly, what a good habit that is."
"Your mother, Bo, Xiao Lin, if you want to criticize Xiaoyan, just criticize her directly. Don't talk about Xinru's merits."
The old liar said helplessly: "Have you two seen enough? If so, let's do something serious first?"
Especially when we heard the old liar's last sentence of "do something serious" with a high-pitched questioning tone, Xiao Lin and I knew that we were not far away from being beaten.
So he immediately returned to the old liar obediently.
Xiaoyan woke up at this time and was surprised to see the three of us. She quickly stood up and said, "Master, why did you come in?"
The old liar didn't say anything, so I took a step forward and said, "You guys are doing the work, I'm leaving you alone and cooking."
When Xiao Lin heard this, he was reluctant: "Xiao Yan, don't mind. Senior brother, he took too many pills and it affected his brain. He has convulsions from time to time 24 hours a day."
Xiaoyan covered her mouth and chuckled, and said very understandingly: "You must have something very important to discuss, so I won't disturb you. I just want to go out for some air."
After Xiaoyan went out, Xiao Lin said: "Brother, please be gentler when you talk to Xiaoyan in the future."
"Damn it, Xiao Lin, I'm helping you educate your future wife. I'm telling you, you can't spoil a woman, or you'll have a hard time after you get married."
"Then why haven't I seen you educate Xinru?"
"Damn, can that be the same? Xinru and I are in true love."
"Your mother, Bo, Wang Xuanming, Xiaoyan and I are also in true love!"
"Then you two guess whether I really love you two?" After saying that, there were only two sounds of "哐" and "哐". Xiao Lin and I each received two big bags the size of duck eggs, which made us both cry. DC.
"It seems that I have to educate you two on love, otherwise I will talk too much every day, like a machine gun, it will be too damn annoying."
Xiao Lin and I didn't dare to make any mistakes. When we stopped, the old liar also passed his consciousness across the treasure bag, and a scroll-like object suddenly appeared in the old liar's hand.
Xiao Lin and I hurriedly looked over to watch, and then...then we both became uneasy.
Why don't we both calm down? First of all, it’s not that we are not calm because of how awesome he is, on the contrary, we really can’t believe that this thing is the treasure of our faction.
I was stunned and asked: "Master, did you pick it up by mistake? Well... don't tell me that this thing in your hand is a luck map?"
Xiao Lin said: "Senior brother, are you stupid? How can this be a luck map? These are obviously the smelly socks that the master has been washing for many years! It's a shame you came up with the luck map. Hehe, master, you took the wrong one. Yeah, change it quickly.”
The old liar looked at the object in his hand, and then said calmly and calmly: "Yes, this is the luck map. I got it right."
Nani?
What?
"Master, are you right? You said this thing with a strong smell is a luck map? Are you sure these are not the smelly socks or insoles you haven't washed for many years?"
Huh? Why are there so many blood stains on it, especially the middle part, which has been eroded and blackened by the deep red blood. The sides are also tightening in the middle and are raised high. What is this? This is ?
Why does it look familiar to me?
How should I describe this so-called luck chart in the hands of an old liar? Give me a moment and I'll think about it.
He is a piece of rolled up cloth, no, no, he is a bloody rag, that is not accurate either, uh... I really can’t describe it, Xiao Lin, let you describe it, I’m short of words. .
If Xiao Lin is indeed the one, he just looked at it for a moment and said: "It's rubbish, this is just a used nurse, but the length looks a bit like Sophie or Seven Dimensions, which is nothing like Xiao Lin." Guarding Wings, I understand, this is An'erle."
Applause, accurate, in place and comprehensive.
At this moment, I have been deeply impressed by Xiao Lin's erudition. Yes, this is it.
I immediately turned my back and said, "Old liar, you are quite a pervert? Do you have this hobby? Are you having fun? But don't you think it's dirty?"
Xiao Lin also said: "Master, if you just use this thing to deceive us, then I have to quit and give back the treasure of the sect? Are you disgusting? What, when the time comes, we will use this thing to go to heaven?" "
"When you meet a god, you just tell them, come here, I'll give you a towel. You and I can't afford to lose that person, so why don't I quit? I won't get sexually transmitted diseases or anything like that again. I won't do it. .”
"Don't look at me. I'm quitting too. Although I'm lustful, I'm not perverted. We're not the same person. Let's just say goodbye. It's too late to shake hands when we say goodbye. Forget it, it's better not to shake hands. I think you're dirty."
At this time, the old liar was humiliated, unable to defend, powerless, and shamelessly obscene by Xiao Lin and I.
So he could only raise one hand obediently... and give each of us a big mouth.
He was furious and yelled at us: "Can I still have fun playing with you two? Are you fucking blind? These two have wooden handles. Take a closer look. This is a scroll. The blood stains on it are from thousands of years." How come the food left behind by our senior immortals when they were tested turned sour in your mouths?"
"I admit that I haven't wiped the luck map properly over the years, so it has become a little dusty, but it's not as bad as you two described, right?"
"Here, you two take it over and take a closer look to see if it is what you two are talking about. Damn it, my mind is filled with pornographic thoughts every day."
"Can't you be more innocent like me?"
