Chapter 47 Xiaoyan
The ghosts of the Qing Dynasty were also discerning and immediately changed their words: "Master, please don't misunderstand me. We don't mean any harm. It's just that we haven't seen humans for a long time. Sometimes we occasionally see one or two, but they can't see us. The Heavenly Master is here today, and we just want to chat with you."
"Is that all?" I asked doubtfully
"Of course" the Qing Dynasty ghost replied, and all the ghosts nodded.
Seeing that they really didn't mean any harm, I calmed down and chatted with them. Basically, they asked me to answer questions. I had all kinds of questions. I told them what I knew, and I couldn't help with what I didn't know.
After chatting for a while, I suddenly thought of a question and asked: "You have been dead for such a long time, why don't you report to the underworld and be reincarnated?"
The ghost from the Qing Dynasty said bitterly: "We also want to be reincarnated, but we are all people who died unexpectedly. We were killed before we reached our end of life. It's not a coincidence."
"Then you can take the initiative to report to the underworld on your own."
"The Heavenly Master doesn't know something. People like us who died violently will be kicked out even if we reach the underworld. Unless we spend a lot of money to honor the underworld, we can enter. But we all died unexpectedly, and our families don't know about it at all. , there is no one to burn paper for us, so there is no money to give.”
"Damn it, is the underworld so dark?"
It is true that you can travel all over the world by giving gifts, but it is difficult to move forward without giving gifts. It seems that this sentence is true whether in the underworld or in the human world!
I saw that the atmosphere was a bit dull when they mentioned their sadness, so I comforted them: "It's good not to be reincarnated. You can still live in this world. If you have nothing to do, you can go out to relax or something. It's quite comfortable, right, haha."
"Tianshi, you are joking, we cannot leave this cemetery, because we did not enter the ancestral graves after death, and we will not receive the blessings of our ancestors, so we can only move within this small area."
"As for surviving in the world, it is only a matter of time. Our place used to be a mass grave with thousands of ghosts. Now we are the only ones left. We are not immortal. We will all perish on our own as time goes by and disappear into thin air. end"
When I heard this, I couldn't help but feel moved. These people who died had a miserable life, and they were not allowed to reincarnate after death. The most annoying thing is that if they want to take the initiative to report to the underworld, they have to give gifts. Damn it, it's really disgusting. Open the door to nausea, it’s so disgusting.
This is too unfair.
Just when I was still angry about these poor ghosts, Xiao Lin came over and said, "Miss Xiaoyan, this is my senior brother."
"Brother Xiao Lin is indeed right. Senior Brother Xuanming is really good at sociability. He got along with everyone so quickly."
Hearing the voice of a woman, I looked up and saw what I thought was a graceful and graceful woman wearing a red wedding dress and wearing a jingle ring. Except that her face was a little too pale, she looked exactly like a woman. Ancient beauties.
In Guo Degang's words, it's both hooked and lost.
I couldn't help but click my tongue and asked, "Who is this?"
The woman did not speak, but Xiao Lin spoke first: "This is Miss Xiaoyan. She has been dead here for almost a hundred years. She is very pitiful. I decided to take her out and give her a good home."
"What? Your mother, Bo, Xiao Lin, you are not mistaken, she is a ghost, Ah Piao, do you understand? You want to take her away? Show her pity? Come here and see if these ghosts are pitiful? Why don't you take them with you? Are you leaving?"
"Don't you just want to take someone away because you think they are beautiful? Don't play around with me here. Why do you think I don't know?"
I wanted to say a few words to Xiao Lin, but then I heard the old liar on the top of the mountain shouting to us: "I remembered, you must remember the most important thing is, don't agree to any request of the ghost, otherwise It will be very troublesome, do you two idiots hear me?"
I looked at Xiao Lin and asked, "Did you promise her?"
Xiao Lin said nonchalantly: "Ah! I agreed!"
I almost got angry at Xiao Lin, and said to the old liar: "Master, you're too late, Xiao Lin's idiot was captured by a female ghost."
"What? Just wipe it, you two are done with it, get back here quickly."
Xiao Lin remained unmoved and said, "What's wrong? Did I do something wrong?"
"You didn't do anything wrong? It's just that your brain doesn't work very well. You can't even think of a ghost, and you have no one. From now on, I will call you senior brother. You are awesome. I didn't expect that, Xiao Lin, you are a ruthless person."
When we came to the old liar, before we explained the reason, the old liar stepped forward and grabbed Xiao Lin's neck collar, and slapped him with three big mouths in front of the bear's face. Xiao Lin turned silent.
But Xiao Lin still said stubbornly: "What's wrong? Am I right? Just beat me to death!"
Seeing this, I also felt a little sorry for Xiao Lin, and comforted the old liar by saying, "Master, since my junior brother wants you to beat him to death, then you should let him do it, so as not to make you angry all the time."
After saying that, I picked up a big stone on the ground and handed it to the old liar, come on, use this, this is quick
"Senior brother, your mother, do you really want the master to beat me to death?"
I smiled evilly: "Didn't you ask for this yourself?"
"Stop hitting brother Xiao Lin. If you want to fight, just hit me." Xiao Yan jumped on Xiao Lin to help him stop the old liar's temper.
It seems that this female ghost is quite affectionate and righteous. The old liar was caught off guard by this sudden situation. He angrily threw the big stone aside and asked: "What did he promise you?"
Xiao Yan wanted to lift Xiao Lin up on the ground, but after trying hard for a long time, she couldn't touch him. She could only give up and bowed deeply to the old liar and said: "Brother Xiao Lin promised to take me out of the cemetery and show me the outside." world"
"Xiaoyan, you don't have to hide it for me. It's okay. My master is a sharp-tongued person. Don't have any scruples. Tell him everything."
"This..." Xiaoyan was embarrassed and refused to speak.
Xiao Lin got up from the ground, looked at Xiao Yan and said, "If you don't tell me, Master, I not only promise to take Xiao Yan out, I also promise to help her reshape her body and reincarnate as a human being."
The old liar almost jumped up and said: "What? Reshape the body? Damn it, you readily agreed to go out, are you crazy? You think too highly of me, and you are reincarnated? Do you think I am the Jade Emperor? ?”
I interjected from the side: "Master, why are you so excited! If you can't do it, let's just kill her, she's just a female ghost."
Xiao Lin jumped up to Xiao Yan and protected her behind him: "Brother, are you kidding me? Xiao Yan is very pitiful, let's help her."
The old liar glared at Xiao Lin and said, "It's easy to kill her, but Xiao Lin has agreed to the female ghost's request, and this has formed a contract. Although the ghost is weak, it can't be bullied."
"As long as a promise is made, it must be fulfilled. Once a ghost has an obsession, it will follow Xiao Lin for a lifetime. Even if she is destroyed, the ghost's obsession is still there, the contract is still there, and the promise is still there. This will affect Xiao Lin's future. It will all have an impact.”
I said in surprise: "Damn it, to put it bluntly, I just relied on Xiao Lin."
"Xiaoyan didn't rely on me, she did it voluntarily," Xiao Lin said loudly.
