Chapter 46 Damn it
He didn't finish roasting the whole lamb, and he didn't plunder the magical herbs and elixirs. Instead, he learned a dance.
But dancing is still dancing, and you still have to learn it. It’s just that every time Xiao Lin and I practice, we stay very far apart. It’s not for any other reason, just because it’s so fucking embarrassing and it’s so easy to laugh. .
The old liar is still passionate about his film career, turning up the volume to the highest level and letting it go.
Xiao Lin and I lived a fulfilling life every day, dancing during the day and making saunas at night. If you say that Xiao Lin and I are not in the service industry, I wouldn't believe it myself.
As the saying goes, God rewards hard work, and hard work pays off. With Xiao Lin and I constantly showing off, we have already completed the first level of opening the Heavenly Eye.
The old liar was very pleased to see us working so hard and recognized Xiao Lin and I's efforts. Practice is the only way to test the truth, so the old liar decided to take Xiao Lin and me to see the ghost.
Listen to such simple but eerie words, go to hell, I think you will never find people like us in the entire third world. Some people have fun with friends, some have fun with girlfriends, and some have fun with friends. Some people play with their friends' girlfriends, but it's different for us. We play with ghosts.
But in this endless primitive forest, where can you find ghosts?
In fact, some things are really strange. The more you avoid people or things that you usually avoid, the more likely you are to encounter them. The more you want to see or meet them, the more you cannot see them.
Until we came to a cemetery that had been abandoned for who knows how many years, and then quietly waited for dark.
It feels like a child looking forward to New Year's Eve, happy, excited, a little nervous, and full of anticipation.
The sky was getting dark, and the old liar warned us: "Remember, don't be afraid when you see ghosts. You are all cultivators and there is no need to be afraid of them."
Xiao Lin asked: "Master, what if a ghost refuses to obey and I want to do it again?"
"That's easy to do. Ghosts don't have entities. You just need to use your soul power in your hands. You can fight as much as you want. But one thing you have to remember is that you must wait for the ghost to make a move first before you do it. After all, ghosts are also We are all pitiful people, can you two understand that I will not offend others unless they offend me?"
I said, "Oh, of course I understand. To put it bluntly, we fired a warning shot first. After three gunshots, if they still show off, we will do it."
The old liar nodded appreciatively and said: "There is also the most important point, you two must remember..."
Xiao Lin impatiently interrupted the old liar: "Oh! Master, have you finished yet? Why are you so inked? Aren't you just going to find a ghost for fun? As for the left and right instructions? It's the same as mine and my senior brother. It’s like going on a blind date, mother-in-law and mother-in-law”
The old liar was so speechless by Xiao Lin that he choked back the second half of his sentence.
I quickly asked: "Master, what were you going to say just now? Is there anything else important?"
"Uh... It's just... Damn it, I was so angry with that idiot Xiao Lin that I forgot about it. Oh, you two can do whatever you want. If you die, I'll take you down. No, I'm replacing two apprentices. Look. You two are so fucking pissed off."
"What was I going to say just now? Why did I forget it when I said it? Am I really older? What is it?..."
Xiao Lin and I looked at the old liar who kept mumbling. Xiao Lin said sympathetically: "Brother, look at how pitiful the master is. Don't be angry with him anymore. It's all because of the anger between the master and you." forgetful"
I retorted: "Your mother, Bo, Xiao Lin, are you embarrassed to say this? If you hadn't done it day by day,
Lehe, can master enter the ranks of Alzheimer's disease early? You still have the nerve to accuse me, it's just a shame."
Xiao Lin and I complained to each other while walking to the cemetery. In order to exercise our resilience, the old liar did not go together, but stood on a high place to watch our every move.
dark night.
When Xiao Lin and I walked to the cemetery, I realized something very embarrassing. It was so dark that I couldn't see anything. So I asked Xiao Lin, "Junior brother, can you see clearly?" ?”
"Yes, don't you know that in the dark sky, the eyesight of bears is several times that of humans?"
"Damn it, I can't see it if I close it, right? No, I have to ask the master to teach me my night vision when I get back, otherwise it will be too much of a delay."
Thinking of this, I had an idea and decided to pick up some dry wood and light a fire so that I could see clearly. I am really a clever little guy.
As soon as I thought of it, I started to collect branches, hay and other things under the weak moonlight. I was so busy that I didn't care about Xiao Lin. I didn't know where Xiao Lin was at this time. Anyway, there was an old liar up there to protect us. , I didn’t pay too much attention to it.
After collecting it, I started to light a fire. The small flame became stronger with the addition of dry firewood, and soon it illuminated the entire cemetery. Only then did I realize that Xiao Lin was far away from me, as if he was He was talking to someone, but Xiao Lin's body was too wide and blocked my sight.
"Are you warming yourself by the fire? Are you cold? I want to warm myself up too, okay?"
Just as I was watching Xiao Lin, a voice suddenly came to my ears.
I turned my head and looked: "Damn it, what the hell are you? Why are you so close to me?"
I saw a man dressed in the Qing Dynasty appearing next to me. His face was purple, his eyes were straight, and his lips were turned out. No need to ask, this must be a ghost.
After the ghost saw my reaction, he was surprised and asked me: "Can you see me?"
I stabilized my mind, mobilized my soul power all over my body to prepare for emergencies, and said softly: "Oh, of course I can see you. I am a Taoist priest. Do you understand a Taoist priest? The kind who specializes in catching ghosts. You Are you scared?"
The Ghost of the Qing Dynasty heard that I was a Taoist priest. He was not afraid but was very happy. He shouted loudly: "Hey! Everyone, come here. There is a Taoist priest here. If he can see us, come here quickly."
In an instant, a group of ghosts surrounded me. I looked closely and found that these ghosts were from various dynasties, including those from the Qing Dynasty, some from the Republic of China, some with broken arms and legs, and some with little eyes. Yes, there were people with large intestines all over the floor, men and women, old and young. It was really... a little scary.
As these ghosts approached, the Yin Qi suddenly rose, and my campfire became dimmed a lot. Seeing this, I no longer tried to hide it, my soul power burst out. Suddenly the coldness subsided, the flames were scorching, and the ghosts were attracted by my Yang Qi. I was so frightened that I backed away. Seeing that this trick really worked, I stretched out a finger to the ghosts in a coaxing manner, then bent it and said: "Come here!"
When the ghosts saw that I had opened up my posture, they did not dare to come forward. At this time, the ghost from the Qing Dynasty said: "Master, you misunderstood. We don't want to deal with you, we just want to chat with you."
"What the hell? Chat with me? Do we have anything to talk about?"
"And don't call me master, call me heavenly master. In this era, calling people master, expert, professor, etc. are all curse words. Don't you know?"
