Chapter 45 Opening the Eyes of Heaven
At night.
Xiao Lin and I practiced cross-legged.
I found that after these two months of refining, in addition to the great improvement in cultivation, the speed of the black vortex refining the earth spirit beads is also accelerating. Through my spiritual consciousness, I can clearly find that the earth spirit beads are constantly getting smaller. , at least one-tenth has been refined.
And Xiao Lin has also refined Master Wu Lin's inner elixir to a certain extent. It seems that he wants to improve his cultivation and hide the evil spirit, which is what happened in the past few days.
"Master, when can my senior brother and I practice flying skills?" Xiao Lin asked
"You want to learn to fly?"
I nodded and said, "Yes, of course I do."
The old liar saw that Xiao Lin and I were like lapdogs waiting to be fed by our master, nodding and hunching, wagging our tails and begging for mercy. He couldn't help but said funnyly: "You two want to fly, so you should give up on this, right?"
Xiao Lin and I asked at the same time: "Why?"
"Because in the third world, everyone is prohibited from flying except for gods."
"You don't even distinguish between odd and even numbers, just ban it? Why?"
The old liar thought for a while and said: "There are many reasons. First, the spiritual energy in the third world is thin and not enough to sustain the consumption of ordinary cultivators. Second, flying in the third world will attract the attention of the space lawful people, which will cause unrest. The necessary trouble, third, is that heaven does not allow too powerful practitioners to exist in the third world."
"For the specific reason, let's wait until you get to the second world to find the answer yourself."
"Oh no!" Xiao Lin and I raised our middle fingers at the same time and pointed to the sky.
It seems that it is impossible to fly now, so I have to settle for the next best thing and ask the old liar: "Master, can you go down the mountain and buy me a roasted whole lamb?"
The old liar looked at me very puzzled and said: "Why are you eating that thing? Aren't you already inediate yourself? Besides, even if you want to eat, you can't eat that kind of ordinary thing? The last thing you have to eat is mountains." Rare spiritual things, you know?”
"Master, you really can't stand and talk without hurting your back. I want to eat mountain delicacies, but they are protected animals now, do you know? Don't think you can eat this and that in novels. Let me tell you, the Internet Novels are not a place outside the law.”
"Damn it, if you dare to say what kind of animals you eat to nourish your body again, you will be finished if I report it or not."
The old liar stopped talking, and Xiao Lin said: "Brother, I'm not talking about you, you are too uninterested to pursue anything. Why eat roasted whole lamb? We'd better ask the mountain king here to extort the elixir."
"Go away, I take 8 pills a day now, and I feel like vomiting when I see it."
No, the old liar asked me to extract the spiritual power of the Earth Spirit Pearl every three hours, and I had to take at least 8 pills a day. Fortunately, this was for refining the spiritual power. If I was asked to say "what" 8 times a day, The elephant will also be drained.
Xiao Lin complained with great annoyance: "This won't work, that won't work either. Practicing every day is too boring."
The old liar heard this: "You said you were bored? Okay, then I'll give you some fun. Do you want to have some fun?"
"Playing? Why are you playing? I'm not interested in the old man."
I touched up the damage and said, "Damn it, if you two want to play, get away! Don't let me see it, I'm afraid my eyes will get damaged."
"Damn it, can't you two little brats be as pure in your thoughts as me? Don't just keep saying your bad words."
"Come here, I'll teach you a new skill"
"new skill?"
"What new skill?"
Xiao Lin and I asked
The old liar saw that we were very interested. He walked a few steps with his hands behind his back, and then said proudly: "Open your eyes."
Xiao Lin asked: "Open the heavenly eye? How to open it? Is it like Erlang Shen?"
"Of course not. Erlang Shen's plastic surgery failed and he had an extra eyelid."
I asked: "Can I see through things after successfully cultivating the celestial eye?"
"What are you thinking about? You are going to have X-ray vision. How can other people have any privacy? You are the only one who is not allowed to stay up 24 hours a day and stand on the street looking at beautiful women!"
Xiao Lin and I asked at the same time: "Then what is the use of opening the heavenly eye?"
snort! Ignorant juniors, who don’t know anything but just talk nonsense, let me tell you: “This Opening Eye is divided into three levels.”
“You can see ghosts and ghosts on the first floor”
"On the second level, you can check for elves and evil spirits."
"The third level can be used to identify gods and sages"
"It's awesome, do you want to learn?"
Xiao Lin and I obediently turned back into pugs and said in unison: "I want to learn, I want to learn."
Since you want to learn, you two should watch and listen carefully. After finishing speaking, the old liar twirled his fingers and babbled a long rap.
After it was over, the old liar asked us both: "How was it? Did you learn it?"
I said, "Master, your pinching technique is pretty good, but your long rap is so convoluted that I can't remember it at all."
"That's right, Master, I just bit my tongue several times, and it bled, and it still hurts." Xiao Lin stuck out his tongue, and screamed like a big wolf dog.
The old liar seemed to have thought of it a long time ago and said triumphantly: "I know you two are stupid and can't remember the formula. I also have a modern simplified version here. Listen carefully."
"Come on, be happy, there will be a lot of time anyway, come on, love, there will be a lot of desires anyway, come on, be pretentious, there will be a lot of scenery anyway, ah itchy"
Xiao Lin and I went crazy after listening to the entire chant, Nani? : "Master, are you serious?"
"Nothing is more true than this. Stop talking nonsense and practice quickly."
Xiao Lin and I didn't care about anything, we just pinched our fingers and recited the formula, while the old liar was carefully guiding us from the side.
"No, no, you two need to understand the artistic conception of the lyrics."
"Must make waves"
"Pay attention to your expression, pay attention to your expression, and be more coquettish."
"The expression is enough. Make your movements wider. Don't suppress it. Release it and let me see your energy."
"Give me, give me, I can't feel it, be a little wilder"
"Yes, that's it, stick out your tongue, bite your lips, and be more charming."
"Okay, okay, okay, perfect. You have understood the essence of the first level of opening your eyes. You must practice more. Success is just around the corner."
After the practice, I solemnly asked the old liar: "Master, I know you have a high pursuit of art, but don't you think our formula is a bit too explicit?"
"If we want to see monsters and monsters, we have to dance live, right? No one is okay, but if there is an outsider present, what do you think he will think?"
Xiao Lin also said: "Master, if our colleagues know this, they will call us perverts. This guy is a prodigal. I almost can't hold it in anymore. You two are here. If there is no one here, I will just use Qilin." arm"
The old liar was as disapproving as ever: "It's always like this in the beginning. Just wait until you are proficient. Once you are proficient, just say it silently in your mind. You can also complete your facial expressions and movements in your mind."
"Your mother, old liar, now I seriously suspect that you are playing tricks on us. Do you just want to see us dancing for you?"
The old liar did not deny it and said: "Yes, I'm just playing with you two. Didn't I say that before? Let's have some fun. Aren't we all having fun?"
Me: "Oh no, I've been tricked again"
Xiao Lin: "You are an old and dishonest person"
