Chapter 42 Parting
Now that there is no threat to my life and I have improved my cultivation, I am naturally filled with joy.
Then I thought of something, looked at Xiao Lin and asked, "Junior brother, I want to ask you something."
"Please teach me? What's the matter? Just tell me, senior brother"
"I want to ask you, how did you see from my eyes just now that I want to entrust Xinru to you? And I heard that you want to have more children with Xinru to worship me? Can you give me Can I explain what’s going on?”
"Oh! That's it. What did I think you were going to ask? Brother, let me tell you, this matter is actually very simple. Do you know? In fact, snow in winter will affect the evaporation of alcohol, which will affect the career staff. Examination, then the longitude and latitude of outer space from the moon will also change. We can completely imagine which is more important, art or sports, whether human genes evolved from animals, so whether pothos is better eaten cold or put in the cold? It will be better in Malatang, so do you understand the above, senior brother?"
"Oh! Then if you say that, I will understand."
The old liar standing aside was dumbfounded and looked at us dumbfounded. Then he slapped himself twice and asked me: "Do you really understand?"
"Of course I understand, junior brother explained it perfectly."
"Uh... Do I need to take you two to a mental hospital to check in?"
"Xuan Ming, Master, Brother Xiao Lin, are you at home?"
Listening to the voice, I knew it was Xinru. I quickly replied: "Here, there, there, all are here."
I jumped like a little rabbit and opened the door for Xinru. Xinru, did you miss me after not seeing me for one night?
"Take it to the top, it's not straight. Who missed you? I'm here to find the master for help."
So Xinruqiao avoided me with a sweet smile, walked up to the old liar and said: "Master, I am here to ask for your help on behalf of the villagers."
"Oh? What's the matter? I'm like a girl, but it's okay to say it."
Seeing the old liar's tone towards Xinru was so gentle, I couldn't help but feel angry, but I didn't dare to get angry. I could only curse in my heart: "Your mother, old liar, Xinru is mine, don't leave me here" Is it okay to pretend to be an enthusiastic uncle? Looking at your wretched look, you still say it’s okay. What words are you using? But can you write these four words, but say it’s okay? Just say, it’s disgusting or not, it’s OK.”
"We want you to help us figure out where the four missing bodies are, as well as the old village chief's. After all, it is important for people to die and be laid to rest in the earth, so..."
"Okay, this is easy to talk about. I will take you to find it in a moment."
When I heard the corpse, I thought that the old liar once said that the Feng Shui pattern of Gachi Village was broken. Will that affect the future safety of the villagers? Thinking of this, I immediately asked: "Master, will the current Feng Shui pattern in Gachi Village affect the living conditions of the villagers?"
After listening to my words, the old liar thought for a while and said: "There is no problem in continuing to live there, but Gaqi Village will have to rely on the weather from now on. It will not have a good harvest every year like before. In terms of personal finance, There will be a lot of losses.”
After the old liar finished speaking, I couldn't help but worry about Xinru. Xinru's family situation was not good to begin with, and I still had to go to school. What should I do?
At this time, Xiao Lin also saw my thoughts and spoke out to comfort me: "A little personal financial loss is nothing. I have a solution. Is this a big deal?"
I asked excitedly: "Junior brother, what can you do?"
"The method is very simple! First of all, we can rent out our idle house, and we can also use our private cars to travel to Didi. Wouldn't this increase our income?"
"Also, we can cancel the New Year's Eve dinner and the setting off of fireworks. This will not only protect the environment but also save unnecessary expenses. Besides, who doesn't have a savings of 500,000 yuan now? The average household assets exceed Three million, these are all actual statistics."
I was so shocked by Xiao Lin's remarks that I was so shocked that my teeth itched with hatred. Seeing that Xiao Lin still wanted to talk and acted like a domineering expert and professor, I couldn't bear it anymore. Come on, you're going to be a big-necked bastard, Minato, Minato, I'll let you fool around.
I can take you away with a fucking stick. Damn it, you said you didn't learn anything well and you just imitate others and become an expert. Is that a good thing?
"Get up and make room for me."
The old liar pushed me aside. Get up, you are too gentle, let me do it.
"Minato, Minato, why did I accept you as my apprentice? Normally,
Forget it if you are happy, if you still dare to go online and talk nonsense, I will destroy you today."
As Xiao Lin screamed, Xinru also threw away the big stick in her hand.
After the three of us finished playing "Expert", we felt that we didn't perform well, so... we got up again and ran to Xiao Lin.
The three of us just fighting each other weren't enough, so we started yelling and swearing: "Minato, you're so stupid, you're very professional, but why do I feel like you're talking nonsense?"
"You are really very professional when you do bullshit, but you are very bullshit when you do professional things? You are full of holes when it comes to serious things, but flawlessly when you do bad things. You are an expert, are you a professor?"
after an hour.
The old liar led Xinru and I to go find the villagers to dig up the corpses, leaving a swollen Xiao Lin lying on the ground, still mumbling: "We must cancel the bad habit of burning paper during the Qingming Festival, and we must improve it." The wages of workers must be increased, and the vacation time of civil servants must be extended. College students must first pay money to companies to gain work experience before going to work.”
"Don't raise cows. Cow farts will pollute the environment. Agricultural straw cannot be burned...and..."
The old liar soon locked the five burial sites and ordered the villagers to dig them up. After the bodies were dug out, they were buried separately.
After disposing of these bodies, it's time for us to leave here.
I looked at Xinru reluctantly, with ten thousand reluctances in my heart. I wanted to be with Xinru forever, but I knew this was impossible, because then the old liar would beat me to death directly.
Also, I am indeed too young, and Xinru still has to go to college, so we are destined to have no results, so I can only hope that in the future, when I meet Xinru, or when I have reached the peak of my cultivation, I can be unscrupulous. With your heart as showy, take her flying.
The separation was not as bloody as in idol dramas. On the contrary, everything was very ordinary. I was the only one crying out Xinru’s name as I walked. Those who didn’t know thought I was mourning Xinru?
On the other hand, Xinru was much more generous, and she even took the initiative to hug me.
And Xiao Lin.
And the old liar.
And he said something to me very sincerely, "It would be great if I had a brother like you."
This sentence is hard for me to accept. Are you going to directly issue me a good guy card? I don't accept that.
I don’t want to be your brother. I want to be your little sister’s best friend. Can you realize that?
