Chapter 39 The Earth Spirit Bead Transforms
Although Black and White Wuchang was helpless, they really had no choice. They couldn't win even if you tried to beat them, and they couldn't win even if they scolded them. Their pigtails were still being held by others. It was really because they felt aggrieved that they could only leave with the chatterbox ghost.
After Black and White Wuchang left, the villagers all returned home. Only then did we notice that Qu Tianshi was still lying on the ground, not knowing whether to live or die?
I smiled evilly and said to Xiao Lin: "Junior brother, if Qu Tianshi dies, you will have to go to jail. It is not impossible for you to be shot again."
"Jail? Why? No matter how awesome the police are, can they control people's poop and farts? I just farted. Who knew that Qu Tianshi was allergic to farts and died accidentally? What does it have to do with me? "
"Besides? Which law stipulates that people are not allowed to fart? My behavior was very simple, I just farted quietly, and I didn't let him smell it. He deserved to die. Who asked him to go out without wearing a mask? Now there is a nationwide epidemic prevention , just because he did something special and didn’t wear a mask, what does his death have to do with me?”
Xiao Lin's argument left me speechless for a moment. I asked the old liar, "Master, what should we do about Qu Tianshi? Should we dismember the body and throw it away, or destroy the body and eliminate all traces?"
The old liar thought for a while and said: "It's better to chop it into pieces and feed it to the pigs, so that there will be no traces left at all."
"Master, isn't this too cruel?"
"Then what can we do? Should we really call the police and let the police arrest this exhibitionist who took off his pants and farted?"
"Xiao Lin, let's do it! Why are you standing still?"
"this............"
"Wait a minute, I'm not dead. I'm just pretending to be dead to tease you. See why you are still serious? I'm fine."
After saying that, Qu Tianshi got up directly and said to us with a smile: "I'm not dead. If nothing happens, I'll leave first. Goodbye."
The three of us looked at Qu Tianshi with evil smiles on our faces and said nothing. In fact, we all knew that Qu Tianshi was not dead, and the words we just said were all to scare him.
Qu Tianshi looked at us with malicious eyes, his whole body trembled, and he asked in a trembling voice: "You...what do you want to do? I am a serious person, not gay. If you look at me like this again, I will You have to scream!"
"Scream, the louder you shout, the more excited we will be," Xiao Lin said while undressing Qu Tianshi.
"Damn it, are you serious?"
Xiao Lin couldn't care so much. He moved his hands up and down, touching Qu Tianshi's body. Finally... he took out several small porcelain bottles and handed them to the old liar.
The old liar used his soul power to sense the small porcelain bottle and recited the magic formula. He saw silhouettes appearing in the sky. Without asking, he knew that these silhouettes were ghosts controlled by Qu Tianshi.
The old liar released the ghosts with a wave of his hand, and then said to Master Qu Tian: "Although you and I are both Taoists, but you are raising little ghosts, colluding with evil spirits, and harming living beings. I should have destroyed you both physically and spiritually." , but since you have a good life in God, I can’t kill you.”
"Today I will destroy your Tao roots so that you will not be able to practice in this life. I hope you can take care of yourself, do more good deeds, and increase your blessings."
"ah!"
With a scream like a slaughtered pig, Qu Tianshi collapsed to the ground in despair.
The three of us ignored it and walked back to our house. On the way I asked the old liar:
"Master, are we treating Qu Tianshi too cheaply in this way?"
"It's cheap? Now that he has no Taoist skills, will the lonely ghosts who were once imprisoned by him let him go? You must know that ghosts must retaliate. I think Master Qu Tian's life will not be easy in the future."
"You deserve it. This is called doing your own evil and not being able to live."
"Not bad, Xiao Lin, you can even understand idioms now."
"That is necessary. I am a bear who is good at learning. I plan to take the college entrance examination in July this year, and then go to the same university as Xinru!"
"Your mother, Bo, said you were fat and you were breathless. People's favorite place is Tsinghua University. Do you understand Tsinghua University? It's not bathing in Tsinghua pool."
Entering the house, the old liar took out the Earth Spirit Bead.
Xiao Lin asked: "Master, didn't you say that this earth spirit bead will have spiritual wisdom and ascend on its own? It's been almost an hour, and apart from getting brighter and brighter, there has been no change at all?"
"I've only heard about the Earth Spirit Pearl. I don't know what's going on. After all, very few people have seen the Earth Spirit Pearl."
"You don't know either? So what should we do now? We can't use him as a flashlight every day, right?"
"How about you refine him into a pill and let's eat it!"
"Bastard, so many people have died for this earth spirit bead, and it has been contaminated with cause and effect. If we eat him, won't the cause and effect fall on us? You must know that such a rare spiritual creature in the world does not have great virtues. Those who eat it will suffer retribution.”
"The most important thing is that I don't know how to refine this earth spirit pearl."
I said: "Master, do you think there is a possibility that this earth spirit bead is just like Xiao Lin? It has been buried underground for hundreds of millions of years. It is normal to be a little mutilated."
"Alas! Senior brother, what you said is wrong. The Earth Spirit Pearl was transformed by the spiritual power of mountains and earth veins, and after such a long period of cultivation, how could it be incomplete? Also, who do you think is stupid?"
However, just when we were unable to do anything, the Earth Spirit Pearl moved quietly, and the golden light became brighter.
I quickly said to the old liar: "Master, take out your sunglasses quickly, they are too damn bright and dazzle your eyes."
The old liar was also unambiguous and took out his sunglasses and gave them to us. The three of us were like this in Mahakala, with our sunglasses on, our heads raised, watching quietly, and pretending to be cool.
After about 40 minutes, our necks were sore and we wore two layers of sunglasses, the Earth Spirit Pearl stopped. In our expectant eyes, the Earth Spirit Pearl turned into... a big white radish. , yes, it is a white radish.
Seeing this, I blurted out: "Huba?"
"Huba? Senior brother, what is Huba?"
"Haven't you seen "Monster Hunt"? It's about a big white radish turning into a spirit."
"I don't see it. Why do I feel like he looks like Makabaka?"
"Makabaka? What is it?"
"Senior brother, don't you even know Makabaka? Are you too unfashionable? Let me teach you a lesson."
"Makabaka, Aka, Wakamika, Maka, jump..."
I was speechless.
At the critical moment, it was the old liar who said, "Stop being so stupid. It's so superficial. Why do I feel like he's like a big white maggot that has become sperm? Do you two look at his fat folds, do they look like maggots? Isn't that a little bit... nausea?"
I said, "You two, let it go, he is Huba."
Sholin said: "He is definitely Makabaka"
The old liar said: "If he hadn't turned into a sperm from a big white maggot, I would have eaten shit on the live broadcast."
The three of us expressed our opinions and argued with red faces. We did not take the Earth Spirit Pearl that transformed into a new form seriously at all.
Finally, the three of us reached an agreement and decided to ask Di Lingzhu what he was.
So the three of us surrounded Di Lingzhu in the middle and asked Di Lingzhu: "What the hell are you?"
