Chapter 37 The Earth Spirit Pearl is Born
In a matter of seconds, the two sides of us took up our positions, and the war was about to break out.
The old liar took the lead in rushing towards Black and White Wuchang, and issued a battle plan to Xiao Lin and me. He asked Xiao Lin to deal with Master Qu Tian, while I only had to stay where I was and guard Master Wu Lin.
After Xiao Lin got the order, he was obviously very excited. When he saw that this kid had nothing to hold in, he walked up to Qu Tianshi and pointed at him and said: "Don't say that I bully you, I will give you three moves first." "
When Qu Tianshi heard this, he was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xiao Lin's expression that he wanted to be beaten, and became very angry. He thought to himself, you are so old-fashioned, you still want me to do three moves? If I had the Yitian Sword and the Nine Yin Manual, it would be over to see if I could prick you.
Why are you pretending to be Zhang Wuji with me here? I'm so mad.
Xiao Lin remained calm as before, and Qu Tianshi was also unambiguous. He came up with a knife and stabbed Xiao Lin's waist directly. The sharp dagger cut through Xiao Lin's clothes. Well...it just cut through Xiao Lin's waist. Clothes are no longer available.
Qu Tianshi said in astonishment: "Is the Tao Qi released?"
"Let your sister go outside? Master, she is made of copper skin and iron bones. Please understand."
"I'm talking about you old boy. I gave you three moves because I wanted you to use Taoism to fight me. I didn't expect you to use a knife to do evil things. So don't blame me."
After saying that, Xiao Lin suddenly punched Qu Tianshi in the stomach, and Qu Tianshi fell to the ground. With one move, just one move, Qu Tianshi completely lost his combat effectiveness.
Xiao Lin didn't think so. He started to unbutton his pants at lightning speed.
"Could it be? He..."
When Qu Tianshi saw Xiao Lin unbuttoning his trousers, he couldn't help but feel fear in his heart. He quickly said: "You can kill people with just a nod. Why are you taking off your trousers? I'm a male."
How could Xiao Lin care so much? He exposed his big white butt and slapped Qu Tianshi in the face.
"You bastard, damn bear, what are you going to do? Even if you want to deal with me, you have to find a place where no one is around. There are so many people here, I can't let go."
The scaleless young man on the ground couldn't help but secretly smacked his lips when he saw Xiao Lin's smooth movements, and said directly to me: "You brother, you are a bit too perverted. How can you have so much hatred and resentment? Why do you really want to do this?" Are you shitting on Qu Tianshi’s head?”
I had already guessed Xiao Lin's intention. He wanted to use his unique skill, the super invincible big fart.
Qu Tianshi looked up and looked at Xiao Lin's big butt approaching, his throat made an unconscious noise, he closed his eyes and waited for Xiao Lin's friction.
Xiao Lin also reminded Qu Tianshi kindly: "Are you ready? It's coming!"
"It's too cruel." I closed my eyes silently and prayed for Master Qu Tian.
Just listen
"boom"
"coax"
After two sounds.
Did everyone miss two kicks during the Chinese New Year? It's that kind of sound, and it's the kind of sound that's played in your ears.
Then I saw it.
With Qu Tianshi as the center, a large deep pit at least 5 meters wide suddenly appeared on the open ground, but Qu Tianshi couldn't help but look at it.
Because the noise Xiao Lin made was so loud, all the villagers in the factory were awakened. The first thing they said when they woke up was: "Fuck, there's an earthquake, run away."
The villagers ran out of the factory, and the scene that caught their eyes was that the old village chief and I looked blankly at Xiao Lin not far away, while Xiao Lin was defecating next to a large pit that appeared out of thin air. Looking to the right, Yes, the old liar was riding Hei Wuchang on his crotch, rubbing Bai Wuchang with his hands, just like a threesome scene.
At this time, Xinruye came to me, handed me a roll of toilet paper and said, "Go and deliver it to Brother Xiao. I see that he hasn't gotten up even after squatting for a long time. Did he not bring any paper?"
At this time, Xiao Lin also noticed that everyone was observing him, so he naturally pulled up his pants, pulled up Qu Tianshi in the pit, came to me and said, "How are you? Brother, look at my cultivation." Has it been improved?"
I...uh...can you stay away from me? I don't believe you farted so loudly and didn't vomit shit. I'll give you the paper. Go wipe it. Don't straighten your pants.
The dying Qu Tianshi could no longer see his previous face, but he still stood firm and said: "Damn, you are quite white" before he fainted.
The old liar on the other side, although they were fighting against each other, did not fall into a disadvantage. It could even be said that they were able to handle it with ease. However, the movements of the three of them were really not very elegant. This set of movements is definitely not allowed for children under the age of 18 to watch. series.
Mr. Wu Lin, who was lying on the ground, looked at Master Qu Tian, whose life and death were unknown next to him. He looked at me pitifully and said, "In a moment, your silly junior brother, won't you do the same thing to me as the Qin Beast?"
I comforted myself by saying, "Don't worry, it will be over with patience."
Mr. Wu Scales trembled all over and said to me tremblingly: "Do you know that our eel clan has two skills?"
I was a little confused by the question, so I shook my head and said, "I don't know, what are you going to do? I won't go straight to Huanglong!"
Mr. Wu Lian ignored me and continued: "The first skill is that when we transform into human form, the demonic energy will be completely restrained, and no one will be able to tell that we are demons."
"I know this. My master didn't notice it. What's wrong? Have you started fixing bugs again? You can just talk to my master about this. It's useless to tell me. My master is the protagonist in these chapters."
"The second skill of our eel family is that we are social animals. I can summon my children and grandchildren at any time."
"Summoning your children and grandchildren? What are you going to do? You're not going to masturbate here, are you?"
"My central idea is that you look at the back."
"Back there?" I looked back and saw countless eels the size of small snakes attacking the villagers.
One of them even climbed up to Xinru's front door. In desperation, I let go of Mr. Wu Lin and went to save Xinru.
Freed from the restraints, Mr. Wu Lin shouted loudly: "Kill these villagers quickly and use their blood to trap the Earth Spirit Pearl. The Earth Spirit Pearl will be born soon."
"Is the Earth Spirit Pearl coming out?"
When the old liar and Black and White Wuchang heard Master Wu Scale's shout, they also stopped, put on their clothes, pulled up their pants, and flew towards us.
What I was thinking at the time was: "Master, are you sure you were fighting just now? Why do I feel like you were fighting in the field?"
Only the villagers who didn't know why, while pulling the eels, looked at their village chief in surprise. They didn't understand why their village chief ordered the eel army to kill them.
When I helped Xinru clean up several eels, I realized that these eels were not ordinary eels. Since they were full of sharp teeth, judging from the bite marks, these eels were highly poisonous, but before I could worry about it, If worried.
Suddenly, the earth trembled, and cracks appeared on the ground beneath his feet, as if something was about to erupt. Could it be the Earth Spirit Pearl...
