Chapter 32 Ah Piao is here
The four of us came to the entrance of the village to wait for Mr. Zheng, but we didn’t see even a shadow, so I asked Xinru: “Honey… Bah… No… How far is that county seat from our village? Far"
After saying the first two words, my face turned as red as a chicken's butt. It was so embarrassing. Damn it, how could I express my true thoughts? I really didn’t stretch my head.
Knowing that I had made a slip of the tongue, I quickly looked at them, especially Xinru. Seeing that she had no reaction or anger, my heart calmed down. It seemed that they did not hear what I just said clearly. Fortunately, fortunately, otherwise it must have been Large social death scene.
In order to alleviate the embarrassment, I wanted to correct my tone and say it again...
"It takes half an hour to drive and two hours to walk. I heard what you just said. Don't call me that in the future. You're not an adult yet. Don't always think about puppy love. It's not good for your physical and mental health. "After saying that, Xinru turned her face to one side and stopped looking at me.
"That's right, a little brat with no hair on his face, he thinks about picking up girls all day long, and he's not ashamed."
"Your mother, Bo, Xiao Lin, you said that no one's hair has grown evenly? Did you peek at me taking a shower? Tell me!"
"Alas! Senior brother, please don't accuse a good person unjustly. I didn't peek at you. The main reason is that you have never been cheated on by others. I don't know what makes you beautiful?"
"Are you a little shrimp? Your whole family is a little shrimp."
Xinru on the side shook her head helplessly. If she had a choice, she would definitely regret joining our weird team.
"Master, I think it's almost time. Why don't you call Mr. Zheng and ask where he is?" Xinru said softly to the old liar.
"No need," the old liar said calmly.
"Just show up when you're here. Why are you still hiding me?"
"Damn it, old man, you are so powerful. You discovered me when I just arrived."
Xiao Lin, Xinru, and I looked around and saw no one, but we heard the conversation just now clearly, and the voice was very familiar.
I looked at the old liar with a puzzled look on my face and was about to speak.
"Little arm boy, do you still want to fry me?"
It's that Ah Piao. Why does my voice sound a little familiar?
After saying that, I felt a chill all over my body, and Ah Piao appeared.
Compared with last time, he still looked dead. The only difference was that he had an extra hat on his head.
"Damn it, you're such a chatterbox. Who did I think was dancing Xuanxuan here? It's not raining in this winter. Why are you wearing a hat? Are you pretending to be cool?" Xiao Lin pointed sarcastically. Asking Ah Piao
"Uh-huh, you bitch, are you stupid? I'm a ghost. You don't wear sunscreen in broad daylight, are you waiting for ultraviolet allergy? Silly x"
"Stop talking nonsense, tell me, what are you doing here? Why didn't Mr. Zheng come?" asked the old liar
At this time, Xinru was not so calm after seeing Ah Piao. She looked at the person who appeared out of thin air, and then said to me tremblingly: "Xuan Ming, what is this?"
"Oh, it's okay, this is a ghost"
"What? Ghost?"
"ah!!!!"
With a scream, Xinru plunged into my arms and hugged me tightly. The scene was like two lovers who depended on each other for life and death in the face of the end of the world. They were inseparable. .
As Xinru hugs her tighter and tighter, the distance between us becomes more and more...there is no gap.
At this moment, I felt an unprecedented numbness on my chest, soft, soft... Okay, I can't describe it anymore, otherwise it would be time to go into the dark room and accuse me of being vulgar and pornographic.
At this time, my mind went blank. I was so happy that I was caught off guard by this sudden benefit. Uh... It would be better if it was in summer. Damn, I have too many clothes.
Ah Piao, who was about to start talking about business, was very pleased to see Xinru's behavior, and his self-esteem was greatly satisfied. After all, this was the first person who was afraid of him after he appeared in Gaqi Village. Then he said something mean: "Don't be afraid, little beauty, I'm not a pervert. Do you like to watch Lin Zhengying's ghost movies?"
After listening to Ah Piao's words, Xinru became even more frightened, and then... she jumped directly onto me with her feet off the ground, clamped her legs tightly around my waist, and buried her head directly in my body. In the neck collar, this...is this benefit a bit too big? What is this for? Is it to unlock new postures?
But at this moment, I couldn't help but secretly feel proud: "Tch! Women, they are duplicitous animals. Just now they told me not to fall in love prematurely. Look now, they are so glued together. I have become passive. Alas! I just let the storm come. Be more violent, I can bear it, hahaha, take care of yourself."
In this way, Xin and I did what we wanted to do as if no one else was watching, and A Piao was also happy to do it, while Xiao Lin stood aside with an annoyed look on his face.
Only the old liar gritted his teeth, glared, and hated all of this fiercely. In the end, he... grabbed Ah Piao and puffed out his cheeks and said: "Your mother, you de.
Damn it, what the hell are you doing here? Do you know that this chapter is almost over and you haven’t said a damn thing yet? This chapter is waiting for your news, so you have to wait until the next chapter, right? "
"Hey! Old man, this is your fault! It's not that I don't want to go straight to the point, isn't this just a matter of time? Besides, you can't blame me for this, right? If you want to blame, just blame that pervert of yours Apprentice, look how much he enjoys it, how high the small tent is set up, what a great guy, what a talent!"
"Okay, okay, now tell me why Mr. Zheng didn't come?"
"Mr. Zheng is dead."
"What? Mr. Zheng is dead?"
"How did you die?" Ah Piao and the old liar said in unison.
"Tch! As soon as you guess it, you will ask, how did you die? There is nothing new at all."
"I'm warning you not to imitate my speech."
"What? Do you stutter, or can you learn to stutter as soon as you can?"
"Minato, Minato, damn it, are you forcing me to hit you? You forced me to do this."
5 minutes later.......
Ah Piao knelt on the ground, crying with snot and tears. While crying, she sang: "You said why my life is so miserable. I didn't talk well when I was alive. When I died, I turned into a ghost. I was also raped." I can’t reincarnate under the control of others, and no one is afraid of me when I come out to scare people in the middle of the night. Not only are they not afraid of me, they also despise me.”
"It's so unreasonable for an old man to hit me now. I can't live anymore, so let me die. Oh, by the way, I'm already dead, so let me disappear into thin air. This world is really not worth it."
"Damn, you sang well, it's quite interesting." Xiao Lin started humming along with Ah Piao's rhythm.
Seeing Ah Piao wiping away her tears, the old liar had no choice but to compromise: "Okay, I'll let you talk about it in the next chapter."
Upon hearing the old liar's promise, Ah Piao immediately changed her face: "Hee hee, that's right, why are you so anxious? Look at how anxious you are to eat hot tofu."
At this time, Xiao Lin asked Ah Piao: "Brother, to be honest, I think you are quite funny. I keep calling you Ah Piao. I still don't know what your name is?"
"Oh, does it matter what my name is? You should just call me Ah Piao. I'm just a sidekick. I'll be finishing the film in two more chapters."
"Why do you think I'm nagging so much? I'm adding drama to myself so that I can go offline later. Do you understand? Silly bear?"
Xiao Lin: "Nowadays, all the walk-ins are so professional. It's not easy to get involved in the entertainment industry!"
