Chapter 26: Trial of Ah Piao
Although Lao Zhang explained how he killed the villagers, we still don’t know what the purpose of Mr. Zheng and the middle-aged Taoist priest was. Why did they kill the villagers? Why do you need this land? Also, is there a mastermind behind them?
The old liar wanted to take Ah Piao back to our own house for interrogation. He said goodbye to everyone and took Xiao Lin and me with him before leaving.
At this time, the village elder Li stopped the old liar and said: "Master, I also want to interrogate this ghost with you. After all, this is a matter in our village, so... can you take me with you?"
When the other villagers heard what the village chief said, they all asked to join in and planned to interrogate Ah Piao.
This was beyond the old liar's expectation. Didn't he expect that people nowadays want to see ghosts so much? Aren't you afraid of ghosts? Isn't this a bit disrespectful of ghosts?
The old liar said with some embarrassment: "Village Chief, it's not that I don't want you to participate, it's just that ghosts are transformed by resentment. Anyone who sees them will be plagued with bad luck at best, and may lose their longevity at worst."
The old village chief stopped talking, but the other villagers did not give up. Some said: "We are not afraid. Master, you will definitely protect us."
"Yes, we are not afraid"
"I want to see what kind of shit killed my dad."
"Yes, let's go together"
The old liar couldn't resist the crowd, so he had no choice but to send the women and children home and take everyone to our house.
On the way I asked Xiao Lin: "Junior brother, have you ever seen a ghost?"
"never seen it"
"Damn it, can't you see ghosts? Aren't you from the same unit?"
"Of course not. Young Master, I am a demon. Do demons understand? I can turn into human form, but can ghosts? Do ghosts dare to see the light? I am much more advanced than it? There is no such person in our unit."
Entering the room, the old liar first recited a chant, babbling, babbling, it was like rapping, he could only hear the sound but could not understand the words.
Looking at the crowd, they were nodding and clapping along with the old liar's rhythm. I just wanted to say: "You are also a
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"Damn it, why have you been arguing with rap lately? Maybe it's because you watch too many variety shows."
After finishing the chant, everyone looked at the old liar expectantly, waiting for Ah Piao to appear, including me naturally.
To be honest, I was never so nervous when I was watching Lotto claiming prizes.
I saw the old liar flipping his left hand, and a spiritual talisman stood out of thin air. A vague figure gradually appeared from under the spiritual talisman, and then became clearer and clearer. None of us were afraid, so we all came forward to watch.
After Ah Piao fully appeared, everyone let out a "chee" sound and said with disappointed contempt: "That's it? Apart from the white spot on the face, it's also a little blue, plus a little purple, is that nothing?"
"Are they not as scary as the fake ghosts in horror movies?"
"Minato, I thought it could be a female ghost? It turns out it's an old man. It's really disappointing."
Everyone was talking and talking about the situation, but they didn't take Ah Piao seriously at all.
Ah Piao was not happy about it all of a sudden, and even yelled back: "You idiots, I'm a ghost. Do you know that I'm a ghost? Why aren't you afraid of me? You don't take me seriously, do you?"
"Old man, put your magic talisman away. I'll make them look scary. I promise not to run away. Take the talisman down quickly. This is so disrespectful to me. Damn it, what kind of humanity do you have nowadays? You're not even afraid of ghosts? "
In fact, everyone knows that there is an old liar present, so everyone dares to be so presumptuous. If you are alone, Ah Piao will make a sudden attack again, appear directly in front of you, face to face with you, and then use his left hand and right hand slowly. No one can stand the action.
Seeing that everyone had put away their curiosity, the old liar began to ask: "I know that it is not easy for you to be a ghost, and I will not embarrass you. As long as you can tell us what we want to know, I will let you go. As for your cruelty, For matters related to human life, the laws of the underworld will punish you."
"You can ask whatever you want to know, but I also have my own bottom line. Don't ask about everything. I won't talk about privacy."
Damn it, I didn’t expect this Ah Piao to be quite poor.
"Are you and that middle-aged Taoist priest together?"
"You are talking about Qu Tianshi, right, that's right, we are in the same group."
"Then why do you want to kill innocent people?"
"Mr. Zheng's end is approaching and he is about to die. Master Qu Tian asked me to absorb the souls of several people and refine life-sustaining pills to extend Mr. Zheng's life. Furthermore, he asked me to create panic and make the villagers afraid to move away quickly. "
"What else is there? Just ask. Why are the questions you asked not difficult at all?"
I couldn't help it anymore, so I imitated Ah Piao's accent and said, "Brother, where are you from? Are you from Liaoning?"
"Yeah, I'm from Liaoning, what? Are you too? Oh my god, are you from my hometown?"
I'm not. Brother, I was wrong. I'm from Heilongjiang. Ask the old liar. He's too poor and I can't stand it anymore.
"You said you were just absorbing souls, so why did you use corpse exorcism to steal corpses?" The old liar rolled his eyes at me and asked Ah Piao again.
"Using exorcism to steal corpses? No? What do we need that thing for? That's not what we did. Ask others."
"Didn't you do it? Who is that?"
"Do I know about that stuff? Old man, I think you are a nice person, so let me tell you the truth. There are many people who are interested in this land, not just us, do you understand?"
"Just the day before yesterday, when I was about to absorb the soul named Yang, I felt someone spying on me secretly, and it seemed that he was still leering."
"Is there anyone else? Who is it?"
"I don't know, I can't even do my own job? Can I still copy others?"
"Then what is your purpose in getting this land? Don't tell me, do you really want to develop tourism?"
"That's definitely not tourism development, right? I don't know what the purpose is."
"Then you have some expert guidance behind you, right?"
"I don't know this either"
"You're not telling the truth?"
"Oh, you were discovered? Oh my god? Old man, are you pretty good? I know a little bit, but I can't say it, right? If I say that, I won't get any good results when I go back."
"I'll say it again, as long as you answer my questions honestly, I will let you go. Otherwise, don't blame me for driving you to pieces?" the old liar asked fiercely.
"Then I can't say anything? Who do you love?"
"Then don't blame me." After saying this, the old liar pretended to take action.
I quickly stopped the old liar and said: "Master, don't be so distracted and pollute the environment. Be careful of the Environmental Protection Bureau punishing you. They have great power now."
"There are many ways to ask what we want to know. Don't be impulsive. You are so old and still so unstable."
"What? Do you have any idea?"
"Hey, master, have you seen Lin Zhengying's movies?" The old liar didn't answer.
But Ah Piao chimed in and said, "I've seen it, I've seen it all. Oh my god, I always like Lin Zhengying. You know that she is my idol?"
"Tell me, which movie by Lin Zhengying? To be honest, I can even memorize the lines. Do you believe it?"
To be honest, I really don’t want to talk to this Alpiao, it’s too annoying, and it’s even more nagging than me.
"Have you seen the scene about the fried ghost?"
"Oh my god, I've seen it, so how can I not have seen it? I'm telling you?"
"Huh? That's not right? What do you mean? Do you want to blow me up?"
"Little arm boy, you are so cruel, you are really damaged."
"Okay, ah, uncle, am I convinced?"
Brother, if you're convinced, just tell me, stop the ink stains, or I'll heat up the pot right now.
Ah Piao kept inking for another ten minutes before saying reluctantly: "What is our purpose? I only know that there is a big secret in this village. It seems to be some kind of treasure. As for what it is, I really don't know." have no idea"
"Also, I really don't know if there is anyone behind us."
"Brother, you have to believe me. I'm just a piao. How can I know so many secrets, right?"
Before the old liar and I could ask again, the villagers had already shouted: "Is there a treasure? There is a treasure in our village!!!"
