Chapter 24 Catching Ah Piao
If a dead person can disappear in front of you alive and well, I ask you if you are afraid. My answer is: Not afraid. What if he doesn't disappear?
When I ran home and told the old liar everything, the old liar was not surprised at all. He just said lightly: "It's just a corpse exorcism technique, a small skill."
"What? Just? You said it so lightly. Do you know that I was almost scared to death at that time?"
"Huh? I didn't force you to go, you did it voluntarily. If you want to pick up girls, you have to be able to catch the moon in the sky and catch turtles in the five oceans. Otherwise, who would be willing to follow you?"
There was a knock on the door: "Wang Xuanming, are you asleep?"
The voice of my goddess, I haven’t slept, I haven’t slept, but I am energetic, and now my legs are still wobbly!
I answered as I went to open the door.
As expected, it was Xinru and her mother who opened the door.
I said hello quickly: "Auntie, you are here too, come in quickly"
I let the mother and daughter into the house, and Xinru's mother walked straight up to the old liar and knelt down to the old liar.
Her move shocked Xiao Lin and I. Just as we were about to help, Xinru also knelt down: "Big brother, thank you for curing my illness. You are a great benefactor to our mother and daughter. In the future, I am willing to work as a cow or a horse for you."
The old liar was also surprised at first, but it was only for a moment. He immediately changed into a fairy-like appearance, stepped forward to help the mother and daughter up, then stood with his hands behind his back and said slowly: "It's just a trivial matter. Even for those who practice Taoism, as the saying goes, God has the virtue of good health, and treating you today is just a matter of effort. Meeting you is fate, so you two don’t need to be too concerned about it, just treat it with a normal heart."
The old liar's words were very convincing, leaving only the word "pretentious" echoing in the small room for a long time.
I was thinking in my heart: "Master, I want to thank you, just accept it and that's it. Why are you pretending to be noble? Can't you just say that you will marry your daughter to my eldest apprentice? Oh! It's useless."
"Uncle is a Taoist priest, and you call him master, then you are also a Taoist priest," Xinru asked me playfully.
"Well...Taoist priests of our sect can fall in love, get married and have children."
After hearing my words, Xinru smiled like a flower, and her hair accidentally touched the corner of her mouth. Her delicate facial features became more and more beautiful, which made me have the urge to reach out and help her tidy up her hair.
When I was still immersed in it, Xinru moved her body close to me and whispered in my ear: "You are so young, don't fall in love early."
If I was just immersed in her beauty just now, now it was like being electrocuted. The cells in my body were flowing up and down like chicken blood. The refreshing fragrance, the warmth of the breath, and The fragrance on the clothes penetrated my nose all at once. My heart was beating wildly, my mouth was trembling, and I fell.
Finally, with my strong will, I boldly said to Xinru: "I am not young anymore. Besides, I will grow up sooner or later. You...you...will you wait for me?"
"Then let's wait until you grow up, hahaha." After saying that, Xinru took her mother and left.
"Wait until I grow up, wait until I grow up, wait until I grow up... then I have a chance, hahaha, does Xinru agree with me to pursue her? Haha, it must be"
"Hey! Hey! Senior brother, what's wrong with you? Everyone is gone."
"Master, what's wrong with senior brother? Is he okay? Is he possessed by a ghost? Why is he motionless?"
"He's fine, he just had a sperm on his head."
5 minutes later
I smiled happily and said to them both: "Master, did you hear that? Xinru said she is willing to wait for me."
"Junior brother, I'm in love. I'm sorry, but I can't let you go this time."
Hahaha!
"Yo! Yo! The weather is good today, it's sunny and windy. We don't have classes in the afternoon, so let's fall in love together..."
"I need you, I am a fish, the air in the water is your pettiness and bad temper, without you..."
"Master, are you sure that your senior brother is okay?"
"Damn, I don't know anymore, I must be crazy."
late at night.
The village, which had no street lights, was getting darker and quieter. The three of us, the master and the apprentice, were squatting in the yard waiting for Ah Piao to appear. The old liar sent out his soul power and enveloped the entire village. No disturbance could escape from him. ear.
This soul power is really magical. It can monitor you silently. This is much better than surveillance and GPS positioning. If this technology is used to block and control a community, it will definitely work. Whoever dares to knock pots and make noise will be locked and detained directly. You, sue you for causing panic.
We waited for a long time and found nothing unusual, so I thought of Xinru. We had only been separated for a few hours, and I couldn't think about it. They say that women have zero IQ when they are in love. It seems that men are not much better, either. I wonder if Xinru is sleeping now, or is she thinking of me too?
She must be thinking about me too, otherwise why would my face be so hot!
"Xiao Lin, put your pig kidney face away, why are you so close to me?"
"Senior brother, don't get me wrong, I just want to get closer to see if you are back to normal."
"Then you don't have to fucking touch my face."
"Pervert, you"
"Okay, you two keep your voices down, something is going on."
"Xiao Lin, I will rush into the house to catch Ah Piao in a moment. You go catch that person from the village."
"What about me, master? What do I do?"
"Just stay here and reminisce, don't tidy up the whole place."
After saying that, the old liar flew out with a quick step, and Xiao Lin didn't show any weakness and rushed after him.
The two of them came to a house. The old liar entered the house without saying a word, while Xiao Lin quickly ran towards the back of the house.
A woman's scream suddenly came from the house, ah! Catch the thief! Someone come quickly!
Then came a man's voice: "Damn it, who doesn't want to live and dares to steal things from my house?"
Then the room lights came on.
The old liar in the house was embarrassed. Although he caught Ah Piao immediately, how could he explain to others that he had broken into someone else's home in the middle of the night? You told people that I was here to catch ghosts. Do you think they believed it or not? If I don’t cut my head off for you, I’m taking care of you.
You must know that in this village, only the old liar can see Ah Piao. You can't say that I am really here to catch ghosts. If you don't believe me, look, I have nothing in my hand.
But who is the old liar? That is a veteran who has been cheating for three hundred years. Can he be swayed by such a small scene? the answer is negative.
Before the couple let out a second wave of screams, the old liar took the initiative, raised his eyebrows, and said decisively to the two of them: "If I say that I went to the wrong room, can you two believe it? "
"Help!!!!"
It wasn't until the village chief came with a large group of people that the old liar relaxed and explained to everyone.
