Chapter 23 Digging a Grave
In fact, this is what happened. At that time, I was moved to tears by my mother-daughter love, and I made up my mind to ask the old liar for help. Yes, I am a caring person. My love has no purpose or intention. I want to help Xinru because "I am a purely good person, a good person who does good deeds and never asks for anything in return. I am a good person who has escaped from vulgar taste."
Do you believe it? I don’t believe it anyway.
As soon as I entered the door, I heard the old liar and Xiao Lin talking about tonight's action. It turned out that the old liar wanted to catch the harmful A Piao and the villager tonight.
As for the threat from the middle-aged Taoist priest today, the old liar explained it this way. He said: "After learning about Teacher Cang at noon today, he has been depressed. At a certain moment, he even had the idea of committing suicide. Fortunately, he When he was rummaging through his mobile phone collection, he discovered that Yui Hatano and Maria Ozawa... were the only ones that brought him back from the brink of death."
"Let's talk about that middle-aged Taoist priest. In the words of an old liar, he is just a little kid. He is not even as good as me in Taoism. As for him being able to tell the details about Xiao Lin being a brown bear and us, That's what the people behind him told him, he is just a mouthpiece and a coward."
"So when faced with the threat from the middle-aged Taoist priest, it's not that he doesn't want to refute, but that he's too lazy to pay attention to him. Otherwise, the old liar only needs to punch him, and if he doesn't punch the shit out of him, he will be clean."
"Another point is that Mr. Zheng, he is also very abnormal. Although he looks red, he is actually a dead man. The reason why he is still alive now is because he used some evil magic to forcibly increase his lifespan. Huh! Sooner or later, it will be backlashed, and it will end up never being reincarnated."
"Master, now that you've figured it out, what should we do next?" I asked.
"That's a good question. In order to fully confirm my guess, you need to go out and do something?"
"What's up?"
"I suspect that the bodies of the three people who died before have been stolen, so I need you to open the coffin and check it out at night."
In order to treat Xinru's mother and leave a good impression on Xinru, I resolutely agreed.
Our next task process is to identify the body, catch the perpetrator A Piao, find out the villager, ask Boss Zheng and the middle-aged Taoist priest for their purpose of expropriating this land, and then find out the person behind the scenes. .
What I didn't expect was that the old liar had already analyzed the whole thing clearly. He usually knew how to make jokes, but in fact he was meticulous.
"Master, I have a little immature question to ask," Xiao Lin asked after listening to the old liar's thoughts.
"Just ask"
"Master, you said what happened in this village has nothing to do with us. Why should we care about it? We should hurry up and find the person who can change the destiny and complete the sect's plan. Don't meddle in other people's affairs here." Xiao Lin said
"Asshole! What are you talking about! We are cultivators. Killing demons, upholding justice, and saving people from fire and water are the basic principles of our sect."
"Since we have encountered this matter, we must deal with it to the end. If we don't even have this love for the people, how can we cultivate?"
"That's right, Xiao Lin, your ideological consciousness needs to be improved! Look at our master's full of positive energy, how positive, optimistic, and sunny, you can tell he is a good comrade at a glance."
"Fuck, senior brother, it's okay for me to educate you, but you still give me a few words. Do you think I don't know what you think? You are afraid that the life-threatening Ah Piao will hurt Xinru, that's why you are so active You are involved in this matter, otherwise, based on my understanding of you, you would have run off to nowhere."
"Junior brother, haven't you heard that if you see clearly but don't tell clearly, friends will continue to do it? You know my true nature so nakedly and blatantly, I am embarrassed, do you know?"
"Okay, you two, stop fighting like dogs, Xuanming! It's going to be dark soon, and it's time for you to fulfill your promise."
Uh...this...
Can I ask my junior brother to accompany me?
No, he has other tasks.
"Uh... Master, why don't we just listen to our junior brother's advice and leave this matter alone?"
After being kicked out of the door by the old liar, I rubbed my butt and walked toward the back hill while cursing.
As I walked, I was thinking: "I don't know if Xinru's mother is well. Will Xinru be very happy? Will she give her body to thank me? When I go back to confess to her, will she Will you reject me? What would be a good name for our child? Hehe, I feel happy just thinking about it."
Seeing that the sky was completely dark, I also came to the foot of the mountain. I couldn't help but feel a little scared. I was not afraid of ghosts, because the old liar said that with my current physique and masculinity, ordinary ghosts would wander around. As I walked along, what I was afraid of was that someone would suddenly appear, make a loud noise, and startle me again. The feeling would be much scarier than seeing a ghost.
I came to the cemetery and started looking for a new grave. After a while I found it. I was a little overjoyed, but before I could be happy for more than three seconds, I discovered a sad fact. I forgot to bring my shovel.
This is how to do? Xiao Lin and the old liar would definitely laugh at me if I went back to get it. If I didn't go back to get it, I would have to dig with my hands, so I thought about it and finally decided to use my hands.
At first I was really not afraid, but what people are most afraid of is scaring themselves, especially the more you stay in a scary place, the more scary things you will think of, that's weird! In order to prevent myself from scaring myself to death, I blocked out distracting thoughts and replayed the horror movies I had watched since I was a child in my mind. I was really afraid that I would not die thoroughly enough! But I just can't help it. You said how strange this thing is. The more I'm afraid, the more I think about it. The more I think about it, the more I'm afraid. When I'm afraid, I still think about it. When I think about it, I'm afraid. It's like having an affair. It's exciting! ! !
My mother is in trouble, I can’t control that much. Taishang Laojun, Lord Tathagata Buddha, Ozawa Maria, please protect me!
kindness? Maria Ozawa?
Don’t worry too much, just do it! Thinking of this, I showed my Nine Yin White Bone Claws and tried to dig up the soil. Have you ever seen a puppy digging into the soil to bury it after urinating? My current working principle is the same as that of the puppy, except that it buries and I dig.
I didn't listen to what was going on outside the window, and I only focused on digging small graves.
But while I was concentrating on digging the soil, I heard a strange sound.
That's the sound that a puppy can make by scratching the door, which is the sound produced by constantly rubbing its nails against the wooden door.
"What happened? Where did the dog come from? Where did the door come from?"
The frequency of the sound was getting faster and faster. I mustered up the courage to look for the place where the sound came from and looked over. It turned out that it was the sound coming from the grave.
"In the grave? Why are there sounds in the grave?"
Just when I was puzzled, the sound of scratching on the door turned into the sound of banging on the door, and it was very rhythmic.
"Kuang, kuang, kuang"
"Could it be that the corpse had a nightmare? Did it frighten itself because it dreamed of terrible things?"
I smiled slightly when I thought of this, not caring at all, not afraid... just
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Help! It's a corpse scam!"
The only way to die is to run.
As I ran, I was still thinking, your mother is crazy, Chen Xinru, I am doing all this for you. If I am eaten by this nightmare-loving corpse, I will not allow you to remarry. If I am not dead, you must give me Make it up to me by having twenty children.
Just a few steps out, I heard a "bang" behind me.
A middle-aged man wearing a shroud jumped out.
Seeing such a miraculous thing happening, I ducked and hid behind a relatively high grave, and tremblingly stuck my head out to observe every move of the dead body.
To be honest, if I hadn't already been abstinent and stopped eating and drinking, I would definitely have shit and piss in my pants pockets now.
As for me, if I was so scared, why would I dare to look at the dead body? That's because I'm afraid that dead bodies will come towards me. If it really dares to come, I'll pretend to be dead. I think for the sake of all the dead bodies, it can let me go.
What I imagined didn't happen. The dead body first looked around and then made a puzzled expression.
"Damn it, are you sure you are a dead body? It seems to me that you are not completely dead? You can even express doubt? I don't even know that expression."
I saw the dead body putting the scattered coffin boards back on the coffin, and then...then the magical scene happened again and again.
The corpse actually squatted down and began to dig the soil. His working principle was the same as that of a dog. It was the opposite of me. Nani, was he filling the soil?
"I really want to lend him a shovel, but I don't have one."
About twenty minutes later, the dead body had restored the grave bag to its original appearance.
"Look, this technique is much better than mine."
He nodded with satisfaction
"I resisted the urge to step forward and question whether he was dead or not."
He watched helplessly as he disappeared into the black night in a few flashes.
