Chapter 18 I am your father
After chatting with Xiao Lin for a while, we each started practicing. We didn’t want to offend the old liar who was immersed in the details of the movie.
My spiritual consciousness passed through the internal organs and went directly to the tenth house in my mind. I unexpectedly discovered the black vortex that the old liar told me about.
The vortex the size of an egg was still spinning. I thought about it and gently probed it with my fingers. Unexpectedly, it moved. Then I heard: "You are finally here?"
The voice suddenly entered my mind, startling me: "Who? Who is it? Who is talking? Come out, I saw you, come out."
"He is indeed a cute little guy, just like me, hahaha"
This time I am sure that the sound came from this black vortex. Is it alive? Or maybe he is a spiritual being who temporarily borrows my body and helps me improve my cultivation? Fantasy novels are all written like this. Hehe, I asked a little overjoyed:
"Are you the Yao Lao?"
"Uh...I'm not"
"Are you some great god?"
"Neither"
"So are you some super being?"
"no"
"Then who the hell are you and what are you doing in my body? Are you using me as a free hotel? I don't agree."
"Come out quickly, or else I'll suffocate you to death from the lack of oxygen and hold my breath?
"Damn, I'm so excited for nothing, it's disappointing."
"I said you little guy, please don't ask questions as soon as you come up. My time is very precious. What I'm talking to you now is just a thought I left in your body. If you are in my mother-in-law's house, I will dissipate. "
To be honest, I was really too lazy to pay attention to him, and said reluctantly: "Okay, tell me quickly. Don't miss the No. 2 bus later."
"I am your father"
"Go away, I'm still your grandpa, why are you still cursing? Are you polite when you come up and say you're my dad?"
"I am really your father, can you not interrupt me? Let me finish, I am about to disappear, brother"
"Okay, you can say it, but don't curse."
"I'm really speechless. In fact, you are not from the third world."
"I know, my master told me"
"Damn it, Little Arm Boy, don't interrupt me, let me finish."
"Okay, tell me, tell me."
"I was originally a person from ancient times. I was killed by an adulterer and kept imprisoned. Until I escaped and met your mother, I wanted to live an ordinary life like this and never pay attention to the disputes in the outside world. , but who would have known that those shameless despicable people would sneak attack on us while your mother was giving birth. I had no time to take care of you mother and son, so I forcibly teleported you to the third world. Later...
I listened with rapt attention and quickly asked, what happened next? What happened next? Say it quickly! "
"Talk about your mother, you brat. Stop talking nonsense in the future. Damn it, you obviously have enough time, but you interrupt..."
"Gone?"
The sound gradually faded away until it could no longer be heard, only the black vortex was still spinning.
"Is he really my father? Are my parents already..."
"I dare not think about it. Although I have never seen my parents since I was born, I am still a child of flesh and blood. What child doesn't want to be with his parents?"
"People from ancient times? I secretly thought."
I quickly opened my eyes, ran to the old liar, pulled off his headphones and asked, "Master, what period was it in ancient times?"
The old liar was startled by my sudden behavior: "Are you sick? Didn't you see that I am studying art? Why are you so crazy?"
"Master, I just had a dream. I dreamed about the ancient times. Master, please tell me what period the ancient times were?" I lied to the old liar.
"The ancient period is the period when Pangu created the world. What's going on? Are you interested?"
"The period when Pangu created the world?"
I fell into silence
After I took off the earphones of the phone, it became public, and the pig-like cry resounded throughout the cave. Xiao Lin heard the sound and ran over quickly, picked up the phone, pointed at the screen and said: "Look, senior brother, I just said it's Cang." Teacher"
The old liar grabbed the phone, looked at me doubtfully and asked: "What's wrong with you kid? It's rare to see you with such a serious expression."
"Master, do you think my senior brother misses his first teacher too much? Why don't you lend him your cell phone?"
I ignored Xiao Lin and asked the old liar: "Master, how many years has it been since that era?"
"How many years? I don't know? You might as well ask me which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
"Then master, which came first, the chicken or the egg?" Xiao Lin asked coquettishly.
"First you, you bastard," the old liar scolded Xiao Lin angrily.
It seems that the master doesn't know anything about ancient times. If I want to find out whether that voice was left to me by my father, I can only solve this mystery by relying on my own continuous practice.
The next day, the three of us continued our journey.
Xiao Lin asked: "Master, I have become your master, but I still don't know your name?"
"What if someone bullies me, do I have to tell them your name to scare them?"
The old liar ignored Xiao Lin, and I answered: "Junior brother, I have been with the master for 14 years, and he didn't even tell me his name. You just gave up on this, right?"
"Master, do you have anything to hide?" Xiao Lin continued to ask
"Maybe he is on the credit blacklist. He is afraid that his identity as a shabby old man will be revealed and he will be embarrassed." I answered the call.
"What's wrong with Lao Lai? The author is now so poor that he will soon become Lao Lai. Look at his face and he's not even blushing," Xiao Lin said.
Author: "Your mother, Bo, I will kill you in the next chapter."
The old liar said: "I told you two to calm down for a while. Also, you two should be careful what you say in the future. Don't talk about anything else. You can't be involved in pornography, politics, violence, endangering social stability, or violating the law. Do you know that the content of harmful information such as laws and regulations, and the more important point is that there should be no vulgar pornographic content?"
"Look, you two have just written a few chapters. I have to go into the dark room every day and revise over and over again to pass the review. Damn it, it takes longer to revise a novel than it does to write a novel. I can't live without it." "
"We need to be positive and spread positive energy, okay?"
"Master, what is positive energy?" Xiao Lin asked
I took over and said, "Why don't you know what positive energy is? Why are you so uneducated? Positive energy means saying what they want to hear and doing what they want to see. That is positive energy, do you know?"
"Oh, oh, oh, now that I understand senior brother, he is still educated."
"Hey! Comrade Wang Xuanming has a very high ideological consciousness." The old liar looked at me with admiration.
"Minato, that's necessary."
"Master, do you think there are really ghosts in this world?" I asked.
The old liar snorted: "Even bears can turn into humans. Do you think there are ghosts in this world?"
"Master, I am a brown bear, not a bear."
"Why do you ask? Do you want to see ghosts?" asked the old liar
I shook my head quickly. I just wanted to ask if there is any such thing as a relative's dream.
"Yes, when you have a human being, who will give you a dream?"
"No, no, just asking."
To be honest, I am still worried about what happened last night. In fact, I also want to know my origin and identity, but I am not sure whether Black Vortex is telling the truth, and I don’t want the old liar to know.
We walked for a while, and the old liar suddenly said to us: "There are people in front of us! Many people!"
"Master, please stop making trouble. Where do these people come from in this virgin forest of ice and snow?" Xiao Lin said
"Where is that person? Why can't I see it?" I said
"It's what I sensed. It's not far away. Let's go over and have a look." The old liar walked away without waiting for us.
"Damn it, your perception is better than radar." Xiao Lin and I followed closely.
