Chapter 16 Human life is like grass
Xiao Lin's apprenticeship ceremony was successfully completed with the blessing of the nine hundred and ninety-nine ringing heads, and I gained an additional junior disciple without recruiting anyone or provoking anyone.
Although I am skeptical about the old liar’s honesty, some facts are really hard for me to argue with.
Don’t talk about it first, let’s just talk about Xiao Lin. Being able to transform from a bear into a human is enough to shatter my three views, alas! I couldn't help but sigh: "Who said that fairy tales are all lies? A bear can talk and turn into a human. Is this a lie?"
"From now on, I will fight with anyone who says that fairy tales are all lies."
"Master, we are going to continue practicing soon, so look at who will pass on my position as the Mountain King? I want you to give me an idea."
"You should ask your senior brother about this matter. He has fought against all ten commanders, so he has the most say."
That's right, after my skin color returned to normal and my strength increased greatly, the old liar asked me to challenge the top ten commanders one by one. He wanted me to make greater progress in actual combat. For this reason, the old liar also set up a reward system. .
1. Anyone who can defeat me will be rewarded with a primary elixir.
2. Anyone who can cripple one of my arms will be rewarded with three primary elixirs.
3. Those who can abolish my two arms will be rewarded with ten primary elixirs.
4. Those who can abolish my limbs will be rewarded with five intermediate pills.
5. Those who can cut off my heart will be rewarded with ten intermediate pills.
6. Those who can kill me directly will be rewarded with two high-level elixirs.
At the end of the sixth article, the old liar also made a special note: taking a high-grade elixir can make any one of them directly transform into a human form. Please sign up enthusiastically.
I was confused when I saw this announcement. Damn it, are you asking me to fight or do you want me to die in battle? Old liar, if you want to murder me, just say so. You made me so bloody...I'm scared.
"What are you afraid of? Just be patient and let it pass. Besides, if no one comes to this event, don't worry."
"Yes, what if no one participates? Their mountain king is my younger brother, so they don't dare to make mistakes just because of this."
Thinking of this, my heart jumped back to its original position from my throat, alas! It's really okay to scare yourself.
But...but something happened that I didn't expect. Well, yes, there were many people who signed up, not only the top ten commanders, but also some ordinary beasts, and even a grasshopper, two ants, Three snails………….
Everyone shouted slogans and immediately surrounded our campsite, shouting loudly: "Wang Xuanming, come out quickly, I want to kill you, I want to transform, carry sacks, hurry up"
"Holy shit, what is going on? Why are so many people here? Are you crazy for wanting to transform?"
"There are actually ants...? Damn it, you are not only shameless but you are also fucking insulting me, ant? Damn you, what did you say you were here for? You want to beat me to death too. "
Listening to the constant roaring, it finally turned into abuse, and some animals even said they had seen my Kunkun. He was very small, like an ant, and he was an ant again.
I was completely irritated. I really couldn't bear it anymore. Damn it, I'll fight with you. I can't kill you. You've bullied me too much.
Seeing this, Lao Xiao, who had not yet transformed at that time, was also very angry and cursed loudly at the beasts: "Are you crazy? Are you looking for death?"
When the beasts heard that their boss was also angry, they immediately calmed down and no longer dared to make any mistakes.
I secretly said in my heart: "Good buddy"
I saw Lao Xiao turn around and look at the old liar and say in a calm and condescending manner: "Brother Fa, I know you are making this announcement to temper Brother Wang, but this is very unfair."
The old liar frowned slightly: "Oh? How unfair is it?"
Lao Xiao snorted coldly and said: "Since we want to train Brother Wang, why am I not on the list of people who can participate in the challenge? I can guarantee that I will tear Wang Xuanming alive within three moves."
Old Liar: .......
Me: "Lao Xiao, your mother Bo"
When all the beasts heard the twists and turns of their boss's words, they burst into laughter and became even more excited: "Wang Xuanming, come out quickly, you little ant"
"Oh my god, my seventh uncle and grandpa, come on, I will fight with you, alas! Alas! Let's make a deal first, we are fighting alone, not in groups, we will come one by one."
I proudly pointed at the little ant on the ground and said, "You come first."
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In this way, I lost to the top ten commanders at the cost of ten elementary elixirs every day.
But what should be said is that after these few days of lifeless fighting, I clearly felt that my body skills had changed dramatically. I ran past cheetahs, jumped over monkeys, and trampled to death several ants.
The one that impressed me the most in the one-on-one battle with the top ten commanders was the female rat spirit. Not only did she have the combat power of the other leaders, she also had a unique skill, which was the art of charm.
Every time I fight with her, I will think randomly. As for what I think, I will keep it a secret here.
But when the battle was over and I saw that the person in front of me was a big rat, I wanted to smash my own balls in, without any hesitation.
So my advice to Xiao Lin is to pass the position of Mountain King to Mouse Spirit.
Xiao Lin also agreed with my idea, and immediately summoned the top ten commanders and announced that the new king of Wanda Mountain was the rat spirit.
After hearing the news, the other commanders agreed and all worshiped the rat spirit.
The three of us, master and disciple, have left Wanda Mountain, and a new journey is about to begin.
As the saying goes, time flies by, and winter comes in a blink of an eye. Winter is a special season, why is it so special? Because my birthday is in winter, and today is my birthday.
The three of us, master and apprentice, set up camp in the snowy primeval forest wearing half sleeves.
I faced the cold wind and stood at the entrance of the cave, letting the sharp ice and snow slice across my handsome face. Yes, today is my birthday, my fourteenth birthday.
Enjoy how many people in ancient and modern times have achieved great achievements at this age. Sima Guang can break a vat at the age of seven, Kangxi became the emperor at the age of eight, and Ji Xiaolan is a child prodigy at the age of nine... ..
And now that I am fourteen years old, I still have accomplished nothing. I...I...I am ashamed!
At the age of fourteen, I should have had a complete childhood, and I should have gone to middle school, but now I can only stay with two idiots in the virgin forest.
I thought that with my excellent grades, I would definitely be able to get into Fish Hook Middle School, not for anything else but because I heard that there was a beast named Xu in Lingbi who had perfected a magical boxing technique called Lingbi Divine Fist.
It is said that just one punch from him will cause blood stasis and perforation of the lungs, congestion of the heart, and several burns from cigarette butts. Since such a powerful punch was only performed by a fourteen-year-old boy, I am very suspicious. Finally, there is a A forensic doctor named Qin Shou proved that this was true.
Damn, I have to challenge such a magical boxing technique. If I don’t insert his thigh into his anus, I will lose.
I also want to create a magical boxing technique of my own, and I will call him: Ogawa Oogway King Ba Fist.
I think this set of boxing techniques of mine will definitely be able to defeat Xu Zhusheng's Lingbi Divine Fist.
Just when I was still secretly pleased with my boxing skills, the old liar's voice sounded behind me: "Oh! Brat, what are you doing there? If you don't believe the rumors, don't spread them, don't make them, do you understand?"
"I fucking understand your sister, I fucking feel like you are a rumor"
"I want half a million likes"
