Chapter 15 Xiao Lin
Although he has been carefully taught by me and the old liar, Lao Xiao still stubbornly believes that he is the most handsome in the universe.
For this matter, Lao Xiao also organized a secret referendum contest. He convened the top ten commanders and began public voting under the supervision of the old liar. This voting election adheres to the basic principles of openness, fairness, and impartiality, and insists on ex post facto The basic policy of never retaliating has begun.
In the end, I lost the game with a score of zero to eleven. As for why only ten people voted, but there were eleven votes?
Lao Xiao's final explanation was that he voted for himself out of confidence in himself and respect for his opponents.
I can't argue with Lao Xiao's explanation at all.
I thought Lao Xiao could be calmed down, but he once again played a new trick, which was to change his name.
In his words, when he was a bear, his name was Xiao Yikeng, but now that he is a human, he must change his name.
This time he didn't ask for anyone's opinion. He thought for a moment and said that I will call him Xiao Yan from now on.
"What? Xiao Yan?"
"No, no"
I retorted loudly as hard as I could
"Why not, Brother Wang?"
Do you know who Xiao Yan is? That's a character written by a big internet writer. You don't know whether this crappy novel of mine can be finished successfully, so don't take advantage of others' popularity and make yourself humiliated. Don't make a fool of yourself and look in the mirror when the time comes. Can people do it?
"What's wrong with the bear looking in the mirror? Why do I look like a human in the mirror now? I'm a bear and a human at the same time? Oh! Don't you think it's annoying?"
"No, it won't work if I say no."
"Brother Wang, I know the novel you are talking about, but his name is Xiao with the prefix "草", and mine is Xiao with the prefix "小". It's not the same, so it's not a matter of popularity."
"Damn it, I said you know a lot, Lao Xiao. I'm warning you again that this name is not acceptable."
"Then my name is Xiao Zhan"
"Xiao Zhan? No? He is now a top star. Do you think it is appropriate for a big bear to call you this name?"
"I just told you not to take advantage of other people's popularity. Now you start to take advantage of other people's traffic. Can't you keep your feet on the ground?"
"Then my name is Xiao Feng"
"no"
"Then my name is Xiao Yuanshan"
"no"
"Then my name is Xiao He"
"no"
"Then my name is Xiao Lin"
"OK"
"Fuck, Brother Wang, shake me for a moment, and if you say no again, I don't even know what else I can call you."
"Brother Wang, why can't I call you anything else but just Xiao Lin?"
"Because I have a classmate named Xiao Lin, and you two are the same as 2b"
"Minato..."
Finally, Lao Xiao's name was determined, and that was Xiao Lin, the most beautiful man in Wanda Mountain.
The old liar had long been accustomed to Xiao Lin and I being very nervous. He stood up and said, "Xuan Ming, now that the matter has been settled, it's time for us to set off and continue practicing."
"Wait, Brother Fa, wait, I have something to say." Xiao Lin ran to the old liar at lightning speed.
He immediately knelt down and said, "Brother Fa, wait a minute, I have something to say."
Seeing Xiao Lin like this, I knew what he wanted to do, so I stood quietly and waited to watch the show.
"I was originally just a little bear in Wanda Mountain. Although I have become the king of this mountain after nearly a hundred years of cultivation, Brother Fa and I have only known each other for a few days, and I was attracted by your unpredictable cultivation and I surrendered to the miraculous alchemy skills, and coupled with your handsome and charming image, I fell in love with you unknowingly. No, I wanted to follow you."
"Brother Fa, just give me a chance. I know our sect needs fate to recruit disciples."
"If you think about it, isn't it fate that we can meet here again? We can't be considered acquainted without fighting."
Xiao Lin looked up at the old liar. The old liar still had no expression and didn't speak.
"Brother Fa, I really want to practice with you. Just promise me. If you don't promise, I won't get up."
After saying that, Xiao Lin kowtowed and smashed his head to the ground desperately.
The old liar was still unmoved. After about 10 minutes, I was about to step forward to dissuade him, but I thought to myself:
"Damn it, old liar, if you don't want to accept me, just say so. You're a good guy. You don't even let out a fart, and you just have people kowtow to you. Are you addicted?"
Looking at Xiao Lin again, it was obvious that his hair was heavy and he was about to faint. No one could bear it if he hit his head on the ground so desperately.
"Nine hundred and ninety-nine, okay, stop," the old liar finally said.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine, damn it, I didn’t expect the old liar to keep silent, but he was counting silently in his heart!
Xiao Lin shook his upper body and said confusedly: "Brother Fa, have you decided to accept me as your disciple?"
"There is no rush to accept you as my disciple. You first listen to what I have to say about our sect. After you finish listening, you can decide whether you want to become my disciple."
After hearing what the old liar said, I became reluctant and said, "Old liar, you are going too far. Xiao Lin has kowtowed to you nine hundred and ninety-nine times before you say anything."
"Then if Xiao Lin doesn't want to be your disciple after you finish speaking, isn't the knock on the head just now in vain?"
"Although Xiao Lin is a fool, you can't treat others like this, can you?"
After hearing my explanation, the old liar said as if he had just suddenly realized something: "Yes! I should have made it clear first, and then asked him to kowtow. After that, I corrected him. Alas! Look at my memory."
"Xiao Lin, you wouldn't suggest it, would you?"
After hearing what the old liar said, Xiao Lin's blood surged and he almost passed away. He said vaguely: "Brother Fa, your uncle."
The old liar didn't suggest anything with Xiao Lin's resentful eyes, and said to himself: "Our sect is an extremely secretive sect. We have been working hard to accomplish one thing for thousands of years. As for what this thing is, After you decide to become a disciple, I will naturally tell you that our sect has a small number of people, but we have our own unique cultivation method and our ability is stronger than other Taoist sects."
"However, we also have opponents. Our opponent is the mysterious department of Heaven. The task of this department is to capture the disciples of our sect."
"If caught by them, they will be destroyed and will never be reincarnated!!!"
Hearing this, Xiao Lin had no reaction, but my reaction was surprisingly big: "What? Old liar, who do you think our enemy is? Is it Heaven?"
"What the fuck! Then why didn't you tell me when you took me in? If you had told me, even if I were beaten to death, I wouldn't hang out with you."
"Didn't I tell you? Oh, maybe I forgot to mention it, Xuan Ming, you wouldn't suggest it, would you?"
"I suggest, I want to quit"
"Brother Fa, I don't suggest it. I want to worship you as my teacher. So what if our opponent is the entire heaven? How many times can we fight in life? How many people can be enemies of heaven? I'm not afraid. It's no big deal. The dead bird faces upward, otherwise the sky will be dark and the earth will be dark."
"Xiao Lin, are you okay? This is Heaven. Let's not talk about Nezha, Yang Jian and the like. Let's just talk about Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals. We can't handle them anymore. Are you kowtowing and being stupid? Otherwise, you Get some sleep first and then answer." I looked at Xiao Lin in shock.
"Okay, you are domineering enough. Since you are not afraid, then I will accept you as my apprentice." The old liar looked at Xiao Lin with admiration.
"Master, I'm here to pay my respects to my disciple."
"Okay, okay"
"Xuan Ming, do you still want to quit?"
"Yes, I don't have time to go crazy with you. I want to quit and go back to school."
"Can"
"Really?"
"Of course, but our sect has a rule."
"What rules?"
"Rebels will be killed directly and their souls will be scattered to pieces"
"Do you still want to quit?" The old liar looked at me evilly
Looking at the old liar's expression of wanting to be beaten, I said without fear: "Damn it, are you scaring me? Am I scared? Xiao Lin, you only know how to be a master, why don't you worship me?" Big brother?"
Xiao Lin: "Meet Senior Brother"
Old liar: "Children can be taught."
Me: "Damn, these two idiots are desperate for their lives"
