Chapter 14: Old Xiao changes shape
After the ten commanders drank the body tempering soup, Lao Xiao drank it away, so he couldn't wait to run out to get water to prepare for tempering.
To say that this old Xiao is really a strange flower on the Wanda Mountain. In order to improve Xiu, he would put down his dignity and face. Let’s not talk about anything else. Let’s just say that he can kneel down and lick the old liar all the time. I am really convinced.
Looking at Lao Xiao, who was grinning for a while and then enjoying himself in the tripod, I asked the master:
"Master, when will Lao Xiao be able to transform?"
"According to my observation, five or six times of quenching the body is enough."
"Oh, master, are there any levels in our cultivation?"
"What classification?"
"Don't you know the classification of levels? People who cultivate immortals are divided into: foundation building, golden elixir, Yuanying, etc., and those who cultivate fighting spirit are divided into fighting gods, fighting emperors, etc."
"What? Don't we have different levels? What if we meet someone with a higher level of cultivation than us? What if we accidentally kick an iron plate?"
"I asked you, kid, why don't you read those fantasy time travel novels and divide them into different levels? No matter what level of master you meet, just do it. A man must be a little bloody."
"What's going on? Others are stronger than you and bully you, but you still endure it? You're screwed."
"What if someone wants to kill me?"
"You are stupid. You don't know how to call the police. This is a legal society. Besides, where do you think there are so many beatings and killings? Do you think you are making a movie?"
"Then should I be bloody or call the police?"
"Then go to hell and adapt to circumstances, understand? What evil have I done to take you, a fool like you, as my apprentice?"
"Brother Fa, can I come out?" Just as I was talking to the old liar, Lao Xiao's voice suddenly sounded.
"Okay, come out, how do you feel?"
"It feels great. I can clearly feel that my cultivation has improved to a new level. Brother Fa, your medicine is really amazing."
"My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless."
Here it comes again, I said, Lao Xiao, could you please stop licking? I will blush for you.
"Brother Wang, this is your fault. You have to learn to be grateful to have a master like Fa Ge, you know?"
"Don't live in blessings day by day and not know the blessings. If I want to have a master like Fa Ge, I will definitely work for his old man, provide for him until the end of his life, and carry on the family line..."
"Old Xiao, you said so much, don't you just want to worship the old liar as your teacher? Do you think I can't hear it? I tell you that I am the most educated among our teachers. Do you understand that I dropped out of the sixth grade of elementary school?"
"Okay, you two, stop being so weird there and clean up quickly. Try to get rid of these medicinal materials within a week, so we can continue on our way."
"Do you still want to continue on your way? Master, didn't you want to teach me how to train my body? Now that I'm a man of steel, do I still need to continue training? I think we should go out. I still have to go to school to continue studying. ,How about it"
"Hmph, it's okay for you to fool ordinary people with your iron skin and iron bones, but if you meet a decent person, you can punch you so hard that even your mother won't recognize you."
"If nothing else, with your current ability, you can't even defeat the top ten commanders under Lao Xiao, and you still want to come up with the virgin forest. It's really a joke."
"Minato, my mother doesn't even know me."
In the next week, I tempered my body from once a day to three times a day, and the dosage of medicine was tripled. Of course, my skin color also changed again, turning into green, pink, and orange. ....But it eventually returned to its normal color.
I have also regained my original handsomeness, but under my handsome appearance there is still a hint of masculine heroism. In short, I can say without any politeness that any woman who sees me now will fall in love with me without any scruples. If If not, she must be gay.
Another thing worth mentioning is that the magical black vortex above my head has also changed from the size of a table tennis ball to the size of an egg. The old liar's inference is that the bigger the black vortex is, the higher my cultivation will be. The cultivation speed will also be faster.
The old liar has not been idle these days. He has prepared all the available medicinal materials into elixirs, and lets Lao Xiao and I take them every day, and we are happy to do so.
As for Lao Xiao, he was about to transform. Ever since he saw me changing back to my normal skin color, he was jealous. He was obviously impressed by my handsomeness, but he still refused to admit it and vowed to wait for him. He will definitely be more handsome than me when he transforms into a human form.
I said sarcastically to Lao Xiao: "I'm telling you, brother, you can't achieve many things if you work hard, just like that 50 yuan won't turn into 100 no matter how hard you work. You should be open-minded about everything and don't be embarrassed." Myself, haha”
early morning
Lao Xiao suddenly shouted to me and the old liar: "Brother Fa, Brother Wang, I seem to be transforming."
After hearing these words, the old liar and I didn't hesitate and stood up immediately.
I saw that Lao Xiao's expression was eager and excited, and he kept mumbling: "Brother Fa, what should I do, Brother Fa, what should I do?"
Just like a big girl who is at a loss when she is about to give birth to a baby.
"Ask you, what should I do with his child?" I said to the old liar
"Go aside, is there a proper place?"
"Xiao Xiao, sit down cross-legged now, gather your breath into your Dantian, adjust your breathing rhythm, and use your spiritual consciousness to attack the Nine Palaces."
After hearing the old liar's instructions, Lao Xiao immediately followed the instructions and started giving birth naturally, oh. No, start taking shape.
After a while, there was no landslide, heart-breaking, or postpartum hemorrhage that I had imagined. Instead, it was surprisingly calm. I saw layers of mist rising around Lao Xiao and shrouding him.
The originally tall figure was also getting smaller, and through the mist it seemed that a human-like object was slowly taking shape.
After a while, the fog slowly dissipated, and Old Liar and I could clearly see what Old Xiao looked like after he transformed into a human form.
Me: "Wang Dana?"
Old liar: "How expensive is it?"
Lao Xiao: "Am I handsome?"
Well........
I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?
Lao Xiao looked at me inexplicably, but decided to hear the good news first.
"The good news is that your dream of becoming an actor can come true after you transform. And it is no exaggeration to say that you can master it with ease, whether it is "Country Love", "Liu Laogen" or even "Ma Dashuai"."
“Very down-to-earth and tasty”
"Really? Can I be an actor? Hahaha, great, I can act as a co-star for Chow Yun-fat, yes!"
"It's not just a supporting role, you can also act opposite him."
"Really? That's great. We two capable veteran actors will definitely create various forms of artistic sparks."
"Huh? Brother Wang, since my wishes have come true, what's the bad news?"
"Well...the bad news is that you are not very beautiful after your transformation."
"Bidever? What's the matter, Bidful? Brother Wang, please speak properly and don't speak English all the time. I can't understand you."
"It's just...you don't look good after your transformation. Simply put, you're a bit ugly."
"..."
Lao Xiao was silent for a moment, looked at me suspiciously and said, "Brother Wang, are you lying to me? I can even act opposite Chow Yun-fat, so my image will definitely be acceptable."
"Are you jealous of me because you think I'm more handsome than you after my transformation?"
"Brother Wang, if you say anything else, I can believe it. If you say good looks, I'm still confident. After all, we have a good foundation, and we can only get better after turning into human form."
"Brother Wang, don't bother trying to attack me, haha"
Seeing that Lao Xiao was so confident, I didn't say anything more. I could only give the old liar a helpless wink. The old liar naturally understood what I meant. He turned over and took out a mirror and handed it to Lao Xiao.
Lao Xiao took the mirror and took a look...
a while
Lao Xiao said to me angrily: "Brother Wang, I knew you were jealous and said I had become ugly. I actually believed it at first."
"I'm just telling you, with my reputation as the most beautiful man in Wanda Mountain, how can I become ugly?"
"Look at my perfect shoehorn face, no, I think it's more like a pig kidney face, perfect."
"Coupled with my sparse beard, it is simply perfect. Wanda Mountain's most beautiful man really deserves his reputation."
“Perfect, so perfect”
The old liar and I looked at Lao Xiao dumbfounded, and the old liar said dullly: "Is Xiao Xiao okay?"
I said, "It should be fine. Once he lets him sleep and calms down, he may be fine."
