Chapter 12 Collection completed
After Lao Xiao failed to become a disciple, he was not embarrassed. He immediately looked at the old liar with Tony Leung's affectionate and melancholy eyes and said: "I know you have me in your heart, I will wait for you."
Seeing the look in Lao Xiao's eyes, the old liar couldn't help but tighten his anus, hurriedly avoided, and then... kicked Lao Xiao dozens of meters away with his big foot.
"Damn it, you damn bear spirit, you dare to tease even me."
Standing aside, I looked at Lao Xiao who climbed back quickly and asked my question.
"Say, Lao Xiao, I remember that brown bears always have a "V" on their chests. How come you have a "LV"?"
"Aren't you from our third world species?"
After hearing my question, Lao Xiao said proudly
"Brother Wang, have you also noticed that I am different? Hehe"
"Let me just say, no one in this world can resist the temptation of "lv""
Seeing that the old liar and I were still confused, Lao Xiao said even more proudly: "Huh! You two don't understand, right? This is called fashion, fashion
Do you understand? Do you understand luxury brands? "
Me and the old liar
Well.......
Finally, under Lao Xiao’s affectionate and careful explanation, we found out what was going on. It turned out that when Lao Xiao sneaked down the mountain to watch a movie, in the plot of the movie, there would always be beautiful women trying to buy a brand with the word “LV” on it. There was a big fight over the bags, and he carefully discovered that both innocent girls and glamorous ladies had a special liking for this bag.
So he concluded that if he wants to attract girls, this bag is a must-have item and he must have it.
Feeling depressed, Lao Xiao came to the clear stream. The stream reflected his handsome bear face, and he couldn't help but feel even more sad. He lamented that he had a face that captivated all living beings but did not have this magical tool for picking up girls.
That's like smoking without fire, eating dumplings without jealousy, passion meets menstrual period...
Hearing this, the master and I raised two middle fingers to Lao Xiao at the same time.
Lao Xiao rolled his eyes at both of us and continued unmoved:
"Just when I was helpless, I suddenly discovered the "V" on my chest, and suddenly realized that I can be my own "LV" and I want to speak for myself."
"So I pulled off the fur, imagined the fonts in the movie, and wrote this "l" myself."
"I know I'm a little greedy. God has given me the perfect appearance, but I don't know how to be satisfied. I admit that I am the most handsome man in the entire Wanda Mountains, but I still want to have this magic tool to pick up girls. My beauty complements each other, I am guilty!”
"At the same time, I am also lonely. You will not understand the feeling of being cold at a high place. Just let me carry it all silently."
"Hey! It's tiring to be a handsome man, but it's even more tiring to be a handsome man with the magic tool to pick up girls."
Hearing this, the old liar and I raised four middle fingers to Lao Xiao at the same time.
Lao Xiao shook his head helplessly and responded with an expression that said you don't understand the world of handsome guys.
Master and I resisted the urge not to beat him to death and were about to step forward to correct his outlook on life.
A huge rat spirit hurriedly ran over and shouted: "Boss, the teams looking for elixirs and treasures are back. Please review them."
After hearing the report, the three of us looked in the direction behind us. Various animals were looking at us with various things in their mouths.
Lao Xiao was not embarrassed when he saw the beasts. He instantly regained his royal aura and pointed at them and yelled:
"Look at all of you, you guys are not up to par, just standing there like this, don't you know how to line up? Have you never done a fucking nucleic acid test? There is a safe distance of one meter, come one by one."
"Mouse spirit, you are responsible for scanning the code, no, you are responsible for recording"
I don’t know if Lao Xiao is the most handsome man in Wanda Mountain, but he is definitely a good city manager. With just one voice, he can directly arrange the beasts clearly. That’s right, he is a city manager, who is not afraid? He really hits people.
Seeing this, my master and I also came to an open space to check their itinerary code, no, to check the items they brought.
The first thing that came over was a large number of snakes, crawling over with something like fried dough sticks in their mouths.
I asked the master in confusion: "What are they bringing? Fritters? Is there a breakfast shop in the virgin forest?"
"You big-headed devil, that's snake slough. If you don't understand, don't say anything. It's embarrassing for me." The old liar glared at me.
Before I could resist, Lao Xiao was no longer willing:
"Damn it, you worms don't want to live anymore. I asked you to find the elixir, and you brought me a bunch of torn snake skins to fool me. Isn't the most precious thing you have the snake gallbladder?"
"Quick! Spit out the snake gall for me!"
When the snakes heard that their boss wanted their courage, they were immediately embarrassed, but seeing Lao Xiao's menacing look, they did not dare to disobey and turned silently.
At this time, the rat spirit on the side interjected: "Boss, don't worry. I heard that the venom of snakes is also a great tonic. As for the snake gallbladder, forget it. If they take out their snake gallbladder, they won't be able to continue." survived"
"You can't survive, right? If you take out your guts, you won't be able to survive?" Lao Xiao asked
The snakes nodded quickly when they heard someone came to rescue them.
Lao Xiao still didn't believe it, so he turned around and asked the old liar: "Brother Fa, are what they said true?"
The old liar has long been a black sheep. If it weren't for the presence of Lao Xiao's younger brothers to save some face for Lao Xiao, the old liar would have killed this stupid bear long ago.
The old liar said helplessly: "If I dig out your guts, can you still live?"
"Come on, you, and you." The old liar pointed at me and Lao Xiao
"Get the fuck out of here and cool down, don't fucking talk, I'll embarrass you both."
After listening to the old liar's words, Lao Xiao nodded in relief and said softly: "Damn it, do I still have the guts?"
After blaming Lao Xiao, the old liar took out a large glass jar from his treasure bag and put it in front of the snakes. The snakes also understood and climbed up and stretched out two fangs on the wall of the jar to bite hard. Two drops of liquid flowed smoothly. It flowed out from the cylinder wall.
Just two drops of venom per snake, and soon the 40-liter large glass tank was filled.
I naughtily approached the old liar and asked, "Master, do we still want these snake skins?"
"Yes, of course I do, this is a good thing."
Lao Xiao asked again: "Brother Fa, what's the use of this crap?"
It dispels wind, calms panic, retreats shadows, and detoxifies. It is a rare treasure!
After listening to the introduction of the old liar, Lao Xiao looked at the snakes with satisfaction and said softly: "Very good. Your snake tribe performed well this time. I am very satisfied. You can retreat. You will be rewarded in the future."
I looked at Lao Xiao with disdain. I turned away faster than flipping through a book. Lao Xiao gave me a helpless expression, which meant: "As a leader, you have to give both kindness and power. You are a villager, you don't understand."
After hearing Lao Xiao's praise, the snakes retreated slowly as if they had been granted amnesty. I think they must have been helpless. I didn't eat for two days to find the elixir for the boss. In the end, he almost let the boss eat his snake gallbladder. Where is the reasoning behind this?
The snakes retreated, and a group of herbivores came over. I recognized many of the things they held in their mouths, such as ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum, etc.
The tiger tribe really grabbed piles of tiger bones. In short, the elixir we obtained this time was as large as a small mountain. It was so cool.
The only flaw is that I didn't find out the master's whereabouts.
Lao Xiao and I were naturally overjoyed. The old liar didn't have much hope in finding out about Master's whereabouts this time, so he couldn't say he was disappointed.
My idea is: I want to return to my original skin color during the next tempering, so that Lao Xiao can know what a truly handsome guy is.
Lao Xiao's idea is: I must turn into a human form as soon as possible, and then become an actor supporting Chow Yun-fat.
The old liar’s idea is: Let’s talk about it in the next chapter.
