Chapter 11 The Second World
"A mythical beast that suppresses the Second World? Are you embarrassed to say it? Where do you think the Second World is, where just any cat or dog can become a mythical beast?"
Lao Xiao and I looked at the old liar who was pretending to be serious.
The old liar asked Lao Xiao: "What do you think of my cultivation? How does it compare to that of your relative?"
Lao Xiao didn't even think about it and said: "Brother Fa, your cultivation level is the highest I have ever seen. It is higher than the Black Tiger Immortal, and even higher than that relative of mine."
My cultivation level is just that of a second-rate player in the second world, and I can’t stand on the stage at all.”
"What?" Lao Xiao and I exclaimed at the same time.
You must know that the old liar only used one level of skill to spank Lao Xiao until he wet his ass, as well as his amazing alchemy and body tempering techniques. I am a senior beneficiary, and no one else has the secrets and improvements in them. Knows better than I do.
If the old liars are just second-rate goods, then how powerful will the people in the second world be? It’s really unimaginable.
"Master, you and the master have both been to the second world, so how does the master's cultivation compare with the people in the second world?"
"As for your master, he can barely reach the mid-level first-class level." It depends on the situation.
"Master can reach the first-class level"
I secretly thought in my heart, isn't the master's strength boundless? The most important thing is that he still looks so good-looking, huh? Are these two things related?
What am I thinking......
"Brother Fa, I always hear about the second world, the second world. How can I go to the second world?" Lao Xiao asked
"The second world will be opened to the third world once every sixty years, that is, once every sixty years. The lawful people of the third world will summon many practitioners to the barrier entrance of the second world."
"There is another way to enter the second world, which is to directly challenge the lawful people in the third world. As long as you win, you can enter. If you lose, you will be wiped out."
"It seems that it is safer to choose the first way to enter. At least you won't die and not even the scum will be left."
I blurted out
"That's right, that's right, since there is the first way to choose, which idiot would choose the second way?"
Lao Xiao also reconsidered
"Master, then there should be a lot of people who choose the first way to enter the second world every time, right?" I asked.
"Well, a lot"
"how many"
"About a thousand each time"
"Damn it, there are so many, it seems that there is nothing awesome about entering the second world?"
"I'm talking about choice, not entry, understand? Pay attention to the questions."
"Then how many people can actually enter the second world each time?" Lao Xiao asked
"Sometimes there is none, sometimes there is one, and most often there are two."
"The maximum was two? Wasn't there a thousand people? Where did the nine hundred and ninety-eight go?"
"It was completely destroyed by the energy of the barrier that directly counterattacked it?"
"What?"
Lao Xiao and I exclaimed at the same time: "Are they all wiped out?"
Damn it, if you choose the first option, it will turn into ashes, and if you choose the second option, it will turn into ashes. How come it keeps turning into ashes? It’s both ash and smoke. Aren’t you afraid that sulfur dioxide will exceed the standard and pollute the environment?
This level of pollution is much worse than farmers burning wasteland. I strongly recommend experts to study this matter and see if the Lawful Ones can prick you.
Fortunately, it happens once every sixty years. If it happened once every six days, there would be no fucking human beings on the earth, and that lawful person in the third world would have to be laid off, and he wouldn’t be given a pension. Damn it~!
"Brother Fa, how many people choose the second way to enter the second world?"
"many"
"What's the success rate?"
“Sometimes one hundred percent, sometimes two hundred percent”
"What?"
"Are the lawful people in the second world so weak? One hundred percent?"
"Huh? Yes, it's one hundred percent? What's wrong?" the old liar replied calmly
"Master, how many people choose to use the second method every time?"
"Sometimes one, sometimes two"
"One hundred percent of the time, your master will go alone, and 200 percent of the time, your master and I will go together."
Do you two idiots understand? Just now it was a Chinese question, now it is a math question, can you two understand?
"I understand your sister, I understand, you two are the only ones who are 100%, 200%, why are you two using the Lawful One as a dungeon?"
"Just say that you two are the best. What's the point of making excuses here? I have a friend who always likes to make excuses when talking. Later, he was hit by a car and died when he went out."
I stared at the old liar with disdain, disapprovingly and indifferently, quietly watching him brag.
But Lao Xiao said with admiration: "Brother Fa, do you still need an apprentice? I want to become your disciple, can you help me pretend and fly?"
The old liar didn't answer, so I took over and said, "No, my master always relies on fate when accepting apprentices. He is over 300 years old before he met me. If you want to become a disciple, you must also rely on fate."
I ask you
"Were you born in a virgin forest?"
"Yes, I am, Brother Wang, I am a native of the country."
Minato, after asking nonsense, I continued to ask
"Were you also abandoned by your parents when you were born?"
"Yes, I am, Brother Wang, how do you know?"
"Actually, my life experience is very pitiful. I was abandoned by my parents as soon as I was born. I never drank a mouthful of milk, but I still survived tenaciously. Every time I was bullied, I told myself that I must be strong. I am The best... one day I will..."
Okay, okay, stop, I didn't ask you to give an acceptance speech, no need to be sensational, it's not time to award the award yet.
Good guy, Lao Xiao, are you sure you ran down the mountain to watch a movie? Why do I suspect that you are watching a talent show? This is a small word. You are watching "Avenue of Stars", right?
I'll ask you again
"Were you born in winter?"
"Yes, I am, Brother Wang, how do you know?"
"I was born in a snowy deep winter...when..."
stop! ! ! This was changed to poetry recitation again.
Let me ask you one last question
"are you human?"
"I'm not a human being? Isn't it obvious? Why do I look like a human being?"
I turned my head and looked at the old liar and said: "Master, your fate has come again. Lao Xiao was born in the virgin forest and was abandoned by his parents just like me. It was also winter. The most important thing is that we are not fucking human beings."
The old liar said mysteriously: "No, it's not fate."
"Fate? Brother Fa, do you believe in the horoscope or the five elements?"
Do you think we are destined to be together? I'm a Taurus.
I looked at the old liar's slightly narrowed eyes, feeling indescribable confusion, so I guessed and said to Old Xiao: "You have forgotten that all those who want to join our sect must be handsome men and beautiful women, are you you?"
"Well... Brother Fa is naturally handsome, and his master is also very beautiful, but... Brother Wang, you are a bit behind."
"If someone with your appearance can join, then I think I can too. I am known as the most beautiful man in Wanda Mountain."
"I am quite confident in my appearance, and I have a very good temperament."
Why! It all fits!
"Then I will become a disciple."
After saying this, Lao Xiao knelt down to worship his master.
After listening to Lao Xiao’s words, I was really speechless. How about returning the most beautiful man in Wanda Mountain? Do you still have a good temperament? Lao Xiao, don’t you know that there is something called a mirror in this world? Don't you look in the mirror?
Damn it, forget it, I don’t want to look in the mirror either.
Before Lao Xiao's knees touched the ground, he was lifted up by the old liar from the air, and then slowly uttered four words: "The time has not come yet."
