Chapter 10 Master
We walked to a cave and waited, while the old liar took out a painting from his treasure bag and hung it on a tree.
When I saw the characters in the painting, my eyes immediately went straight, and I couldn't help blurting out: "Bingbing?"
At first I thought that what the old liar took out was a portrait of a certain female star named Bingbing, but when I looked carefully I found that she was not. Although the two looked very similar, the woman in the portrait had an otherworldly temperament, especially her eyebrows. The freedom and indifference between her, as clean and pure as a fairy, make people just want to quietly appreciate her beauty, but they don't dare to have any evil thoughts.
I asked: "Master, this is..."
"This is your master." The old liar respectfully smoothed the wrinkles on the canvas.
"What? What are you talking about? My master is a woman, and a great beauty?" My jaw almost dropped as I looked at the old liar.
"Have I ever said that your master is not a woman?"
At this time, Lao Xiao answered: "Fa Ge'ao, let's not talk about anything else. Let's talk about the appearance of your sect. It's really top-notch."
"Look at how this master looks like Bingbing, look at how you look like Chow Yun-fat, and look at how Brother Wang looks like..."
"Uh...Brother Wang is almost interested."
"Get out of here" I glared at Lao Xiao with great displeasure.
"I said, Lao Xiao, if you want to flatter me, just do it. Don't scratch me? Why did I almost flatter me?"
"Let me tell you, I am only 13 years old. Do you understand that a boy has changed into his 18th century? Besides, I am a little darker now, but that is all due to cultivation, and I will change back in the future. Do you understand? ?”
"Brother Wang, look at what you said, are you too worried? I didn't mean that. In fact, you are quite handsome now."
I was too lazy to talk to Lao Xiao and asked the old liar: "Master, this is not a new year or a festival. Why did you take out Master's portrait?"
The old liar did not answer my words, but turned to look at Old Xiao: "Xiao Xiao, when your men come to deliver Lingbao Lingcao later, ask them if they have seen the person in the painting."
"No problem, Brother Fa, I'll take care of it," Lao Xiao promised confidently.
"Master, are you looking for Master?"
"Well, Master, you haven't contacted me for more than ten years. I have two guesses."
"Which two guesses?" I asked quickly.
The old liar said sadly: "I guess your master either encountered something unexpected or went to the second world."
"Second World?" Lao Xiao exclaimed, startling me.
"Don't be so fucking surprised. Did someone step on your tail?" He yelled.
"Brother Fa, you mean the second world? Do you also know about the second world?" Lao Xiao looked at the old liar uncertainly.
"Old Xiao, don't say I look down on you, your Fa brother not only knows about the second world, he has also been to the second world," I said disapprovingly.
"What? It seems like you also know about the second world?"
"I know, of course I know. My uncle's second brother's third uncle's cousin's fourth aunt's cousin went to the second world. I heard that he is doing well now and is a sacred beast for a large sect." Lao Xiao proudly proposed to me.
I couldn't help but be a little surprised. If it were according to Lao Xiao's statement, wouldn't its distant relative have a very high level of cultivation?
"Disrespect, disrespect, Lao Xiao"
"little meaning"
When the old liar heard that Lao Xiao and I were complimenting each other, he looked at the two of us with disdain and said coldly: "What about the fucking mythical beast of Zhenpai? It's just a watchdog."
"You two idiots, stop complimenting each other"
"Two frogs in a well"
