Chapter 9 Collecting medicinal materials
After this farce, we packed up our luggage and continued our journey deep into the primeval forest.
The old liar and I finally knew why Lao Xiao started to take action against us.
It turned out that Lao Xiao had just gotten up at that time and wanted to roar to scare his people. To put it bluntly, he just wanted to show off.
But he accidentally discovered us. He thought that there were fewer people who could enter the virgin forest, and besides, it was still in his territory, so he wanted to show off his authority, and then he kicked the iron plate and used us as cattle and horses. .
It really echoes the saying: Those who pretend to be sexy will be beaten, and they are not used to it.
I couldn't help but curiously asked Lao Xiao: "How do you, a brown bear, know about Chow Yun-fat and so many social slangs?"
"Brother Wang, you don't understand this!"
"When I have nothing to do, I will go down the mountain to watch open-air movies. If you want to say that this gangster movie has to be played by Brother Fa, he is handsome and has a good character. He is much better than these little fresh meat now."
"My dream is to practice human form as soon as possible and then become an actor, specifically supporting Fa Ge in scenes."
I looked at Lao Xiao in astonishment with my mouth wide open and thought to myself: "Brother, is there nothing wrong with you? You don't want a promising career like Shan Dawang and you have to become an actor? Do you know that the entertainment industry often collapses? You know that people Does it apply to both men and women? Do you know that they are not psychologically normal? Do you know Wu Moufan? Do you know the master of time management?..."
Although I thought so in my heart, I couldn't tell the truth, so I nodded firmly towards Lao Xiao and said cheerfully: "Come on, Lao Xiao, you can definitely do it."
Lao Xiao raised a bear paw and slapped it on his chest to express receipt...
Another half day passed.
Lao Xiao asked the old liar: "Brother Fa, can I ask you something?"
"We are all friends. If you have any questions, just say it." The old liar pretended to be smooth in front of the big stupid bear. He put on a saint-like posture and asked Lao Xiao to continue speaking slowly.
"Brother Fa, I just want to ask, how were those elixirs I drank before made? After drinking them, I feel that my whole state has improved to a higher level?"
"Are you talking about the body-tempering soup in the cauldron? Haha, it's not worth mentioning. It's not worth mentioning. It's just made by me using extremely common herbs. If there are better spiritual herbs, I can prepare a better one. Good body quenching soup”
When the old liar heard someone flattering him, he stood up and shook his head repeatedly, showing humility with no pretense.
"Really? That's easy to handle, Fa Ge, just wait."
"Roar!"
"Roar!"
"Roar!"
Lao Xiao roared three times in a row.
Because the incident happened so suddenly, neither me nor the old liar could react, but we heard a tremor from the distance, like thousands of troops galloping across the border. Looking from a distance, the trees were messy, and the fallen leaves were falling. In an instant, there was something in front of us. A large number of wild animals were gathered, including wolves, tigers, leopards, snakes, insects, rats, and ants. In short, there were tens of thousands of them, both seen and unseen.
"What the hell! Lao Xiao, what are you going to do? Do you want to revolt?" I asked Lao Xiao tremblingly without fear at all.
"Brother Wang, look at what you said, how can it be possible! Just watch it!"
"Brother Fa, you two wait for a while! I'll be back as soon as I go."
When Lao Xiao walked up to the beasts, his aura of kingship immediately covered his whole body. His tall body overwhelmed the beasts with his aura and they did not dare to raise their heads. His bloodthirsty eyes swept over the beasts.
"Uh-huh!" Lao Xiao whispered softly.
The beasts quickly knelt down on their front legs and waited submissively for the monarch's instructions.
"Are all the ten commanders here?"
Several larger beasts in the front row looked at each other.
A huge mouse said: "Tell me, the king, the wild boar leader has not arrived yet."
Why is this rat called a giant rat? Because have you ever seen a rat as big as a cow? The voice sounds like a girl. Is this the girlfriend that Lao Xiao said he wanted to introduce to me before?
Your mother is so arrogant... Dead old Xiao.
"Damn, this bastard is late again"
At this moment, a wild boar rushed towards this side. Because it was too fast, it knocked down other animals nearby. It ran closer and knelt down quickly:
"The King"
Lao Xiao pointed at the wild boar and scolded: "Are you a pig? You are always late for every meeting."
"Your Majesty, I am a pig."
"You still dare to fucking talk back. Does that mean you don't want to live anymore and want to retire early?"
The wild boar was so frightened by the furious Lao Xiao that it buried its head deeper, with half of its face touching the ground.
"Damn, it really affects my mood," Lao Xiao spat.
Just fucking listen to me, I have something important to announce, and that is... Damn it! What I have to say is all fucking your fault for being here, you big stupid pig, I am so angry that I have forgotten all about it.
"Coo, coo" Lao Xiao couldn't think of what to say, so he took his anger out on the wild boar and greeted him lifelessly with his fist as if it was for free.
The wild boar was beaten until its nose was bleeding, and it begged for mercy again and again.
It hurt me to watch, it was so cruel.
The old liar on the side coughed lightly, and Lao Xiao immediately turned around as if he remembered something and said:
"I have called you here today to issue several orders."
"The first thing is, have you seen these two? This is Brother Fa and this is Brother Wang. From now on, when you see them, you should treat them like you see me. Do you hear me?"
All the beasts hurriedly knelt in the direction of me and the old liar.
"The second rule is that from today on, you are going to look for spiritual grass, which must be of the highest quality. As for what the spiritual grass looks like, Brother Fa will tell you."
"And that deer commander, I also need your family's antlers, ah! When you go back later, take off all your family's antlers for me. Anyway, they will grow again next year, do you hear me?"
"As for your antlers, I've long been disgusted by them. They're completely useless. They can't even kill a wild dog. They're just for mating and fighting."
"Nothing"
And you, Lao Xiao pointed to the tiger on the side and said: "Commander Tiger, I heard that your father died not long ago? Okay! Okay! Your family's tiger bones are very good. You can go back and dig up your father for me later." Come out and bring me the bones, I will be of great use.”
"Where are the pangolins? The same goes for you! I heard that your pangolin family will not rot after death. Go back and dig up all your ancestral graves for me. I want them to be useful."
"There are also scorpions and centipedes. I heard that if you break off your arms or legs, they can still grow back. I won't harm your lives. You two tribes can just donate some claws, pliers and so on."
"In short, just one sentence, bring me all the things you think are spiritual treasures, elixirs, and spiritual herbs."
.......
"The third order is: From today on, carnivores should not eat herbivores, and herbivores should not eat grass. What if one of you idiots eats the spiritual grass? This order lasts for two days, and you will not eat it for two days. You won’t starve to death even if you don’t drink.”
"Let's all go"
"Hello"
All the beasts dispersed in a hurry and went about their own business. No one dared to hesitate.
The cutest ones are the grass-eating animals. They surround the old liar, waiting for him to explain to them what the ambrosia and the elixir look like.
How could the old liar cope with so many animals by himself? Then he had an idea and took out an atlas from his treasure bag and gave it to them, and then they all took their orders and left.
After the tasks were assigned, Lao Xiao came to me and the old liar and asked: "Brother Fa, Brother Wang, how are you doing? Is our strength enough?"
This strength is more than enough! Even the ancestral graves were dug up. Fortunately, the old liar didn't say that he needed cinnabar, otherwise I guess Lao Xiao would have chopped the wild boar alive on the spot.
I said one word firmly to Lao Xiao: "Absolutely"
