Chapter 4 What do you want to do?
After three days of arduous trek, we finally arrived at the edge of the jungle. This place was far away from the city and crowds. From a distance, we could see dense forests and overlapping mountains. The air was fresh and our overall condition couldn't help but feel better.
"Master, is this the virgin forest?"
"No, it's still early. We still have to go deeper."
Another half day passed.
We came to a cave.
I waited for death and said to the old liar: "Master, do you want to lead me to practice, or do you want to tire me out directly? I am the protagonist of this book, do you know? This has just begun. Do you want me to die where I am?"
"Okay, author, you don't have to write anymore. I'm dead. Goodbye! Let's finish it!"
When the old liar saw that I was acting bad, he had no choice but to look at the surrounding environment and nodded slightly in agreement.
Seeing that the master agreed, I said:
"Master, I'm hungry, can you get something to eat?"
"Food? No more. We will be fasting from today on."
"Inedia? What is inedia?"
"Folk inedia means not eating whole grains, but our secretive inedia means not eating anything."
"What? You won't eat anything? Are you going to starve to death? Master, are you mentally ill again?"
Hearing my rebuttal, the old liar snorted disapprovingly: "What do you know? Our Secrecy Sect has its own unique way of cultivation. We do not eat mortal objects, but use spiritual objects to temper our bodies to achieve the state of becoming a god in our physical body."
"But Master, even if what you say is true, I am just a mortal body now. Everything needs a transition period, right? You can't make me go on a hunger strike all at once, right?"
"Hey!" The old liar sighed.
"There's really nothing I can do to you. I also know that everything has to be a step-by-step process. Well, I'll teach you step by step."
After saying that, the old liar did something that stunned me. He turned around and looked at me and started to take off his clothes...
While taking off his clothes, he said: "I remember when I was practicing with your master, I didn't talk as much nonsense as you. I just did whatever he said and never resisted."
"Master...Master, what are you going to do? What are you doing taking off your clothes?"
"If you have something to say, please tell me. Don't shoot me right away, okay?"
"You want to practice dual cultivation, right? I'm a man?"
"Why are you in a hurry? You will know how good Master is to you in a while. Just be patient for a while and it will be fine. Be obedient."
"No, help, I was raped."
"tourniquet"
I protected my anus tightly and backed away in despair.
I closed my eyes and waited for the master to torture me mentally and physically...
But who knows..........
"You brat, what are you doing there? Close your eyes and cover your butt. Are you sick?"
"My sexual orientation is normal, but you are the only one with dirty thoughts in your head. Aren't you hungry? Go get some fucking firewood, you idiot."
I slowly opened my eyes and saw that the old liar had set up the cauldron, and the clothes he had taken off were set on fire, creating thick black smoke.
"You go and collect dry firewood, and I'll fetch water."
After speaking, the old liar took two buckets and dashed away.
I froze on the spot, wondering what the old liar was going to do. It seemed that I had misunderstood him. Isn't that right? If he didn't want to do that, why would he know how good he is to me after talking for a while?
After a while, the old liar came back. He not only brought two buckets of water but also brought back a lot of wild vegetables.
After seeing these things, I understood. The old liar wanted to cook wild vegetables for me. I quickly tried to please him and said, "Master, we will only eat wild vegetables today. Is there any meat?"
"What wild vegetables? These are medicinal materials. Although these medicinal materials have not yet awakened spirituality, they are better than nothing. Just use them. When we reach the virgin forest, we will collect some high-quality elixirs for your kid to use."
The old liar tested the water temperature in the pot with his hands, and then put the collected medicinal materials in order. After another five minutes, he said to me: "Xuanming, go in."
I looked at him very confused, pointed at myself and then pointed at the cauldron.
The old liar nodded.
"What? Master, are you mistaken? You want me to get into the pot now? That's boiling water. Do you know boiling water? Do you want to scald me to death?"
"Master, are you going crazy with hunger and want to eat me?"
“So much nonsense”
I saw the old liar tap me on the back, and like a chicken, I flew into the air towards the cauldron.
His sudden move really frightened me, and I quickly shouted: "Master, even if you want to eat me, you have to wait until I take off my clothes and sandbags, otherwise I will be a bitch."
"Plop"
"I fell into the pot perfectly"
"I..........."
In fact, I wanted to say that I was going to die, but when I entered the water, I didn't feel any hotness. On the contrary, the water temperature was just right.
The pores all over my body seemed to sense the wonder of this pot of water, and they opened one after another, sucking the spiritual power in the water crazily.
And I also felt that infinite power was pouring into my limbs. At this time, I just wanted to say loudly: "It's very comfortable."
Looking at the hot boiling water, but I was not hurt in any way, I couldn't help but ask the old liar: "Master, this water is obviously boiling water, why can't I feel hot?"
The old liar looked at me with disdain and said: "That's because of this cauldron. It is a treasure specially used by our Secrecy Sect to temper the body. It has been used for thousands of years."
"What is this? Is it a cauldron? I thought it was a pot?"
"Has it been thousands of years? It's so amazing..."
"What? It's been thousands of years, master. Did you clean the pot when you added water just now?"
What if any senior has skin disease, athlete's foot, sexually transmitted diseases, etc. This can lead to cross infection.
"Don't worry, this cauldron is much cleaner than yours."
"This time you know why I haven't taken a shower for more than ten years. It's because I think the water is dirty."
"Also, you should come out soon. It's time for me to wash it."
20 minutes later
I feel a little overjoyed when I see my strong body. All the fatigue I had before is gone. The most important thing is that I’m not hungry at all now. It’s so refreshing! It turns out that this is what you said you were good to me about, but I was overthinking it, hehe!
The master in Dingzhong looked at me with disdain and said: "This is just the most common medicinal material, and to make you look so beautiful is really unheard of in the world."
"Boy, let me tell you, as long as you and I practice well, you will experience many things that will subvert your cognition in the future."
"Is there anything else? Master, please tell me."
"What? You want to hear"
"Want to hear"
"If you want to hear it, please wait for the next chapter. I won't talk about this chapter."
"Damn it, you old liar, you're trying to trick me."
And how could I suffer! We are not the kind of people who suffer losses. ,
So I looked at the old liar with a wicked smile and said:
"Master, I just added an extra dose of Chinese medicine to the cauldron for you."
"Did you add Chinese medicine to me? What did you add?"
"child urine"
"What? Damn it, you brat, you dare to pee in the cauldron, why the hell do I feel so horny?"
