Chapter 3 Treasure Bag
I originally thought that if we were going to practice in the primeval forest, we would take a train, or even a bus, but what I never expected was that since we were walking...
"Master, are you sure we're going to walk all the way like this?"
"Yes! We first go from the Wanda Mountains nearest to us to the Lesser Khingan Mountains and then to the Daxingan Mountains, then to the Daqingshan Mountains in Inner Mongolia, and then to the Qilian Mountains, Guangxi Shiwanda Mountain, Fujian... "
"Stop, stop, master, please stop talking, my head hurts."
I finally know why we are called the Secrecy Party. This is so damn secret. We don’t follow the beaten path, we just like to go into the woods. No wonder the master said I picked it up in the virgin forest? This time I really believed it. If nothing happened, I would just go for a walk. Not to mention picking up children, even my wife could pick it up.
"Master, I'm still a child, do you think this is appropriate for me?"
The old liar looked back at me, seemed to have thought of something, and said quickly: "It's inappropriate, it's so inappropriate, since I forgot about this."
"Come and give it to you"
After saying that, the old liar took out a package from his waist and threw it on the ground.
"Put this on"
"Wait a moment, wait a moment"
"Master, where did you take out such a big package?"
"Except for this stylish beggar's uniform, is there no place on your body to put such a big thing?"
"Tell me, how did you make it happen? Are you a magician?"
cut! It's rare but strange. We are the authentic direct disciples of Jie Jiao. How can we not have a few magic weapons?
"magic weapon?"
"What magic weapon? Take it out and let me see."
Quickly put away your inexperienced look, and wipe your chin.
"Don't be in a hurry, please open the package on the ground first and then put it on."
Since I was eager to know what the old liar's magic weapon was, I hurriedly opened the package and found that the package contained: sandbag leggings, sandbag vest, and sandbag armbanding. I tested the weight with my hands and conservatively estimated it to be fifty kilograms.
"What do you mean? You're not going to let me put these on, are you?"
"Too little?"
“I still don’t want to give up the magic weapon.”
Driven by curiosity, I started to lick the bag and put on the level 3 armor on my body.
In fact, you can’t blame me for this. After all, this is the 21st century. In this era of rapid technological development, if you want to say that you have a magic weapon, it is like you have seen aliens, fought little monsters with Ultraman, and watched Captain America. I've watched movies, and I've played with Thanos, in short, it's just amazing.
And I am still a child after all, I have no sense and am just curious.
"Stop talking nonsense and bring me the magic weapon."
"for you"
I took what the old liar handed me and took a look.
"Axi! I seem to have been cheated."
"What is this? A rag bag?"
The master looked at me with disdain and said, you villager, this is a treasure bag. Although it is only the size of a palm, it can hold no less than one container of goods.
"How much? A container? Why didn't I see it? Why can't I open it?"
"You idiot, to open a magic weapon, of course you need a spell. Do you think any cat or dog can open my magic weapon?"
"Who are you calling a cat or a dog? Please tell me the password, no, what is the spell?"
"Listen carefully"
"Blow and blow, my pride is indulged. Blow and blow will not destroy my pure garden."
Nani?
"Master, are you serious? Are you sure this is a spell?"
The old liar smiled confidently and said: "The previous spell was too complicated, so I changed it to this simpler one."
"Master, you are such a clever little kid."
After I finished speaking, I didn’t waste any time and sang the mantra in the same manner: “Blow and blow, my pride is indulged. Blow and blow will not destroy my pure garden.”
"stop!"
"Oh my god! Xuan Ming! Your singing is so terrible that I'm going to spit out my fucking dinner."
"You're like this! Just recite it silently in your heart, Treasure Bag can feel it."
"You almost sent me away with your nagging, it was so sudden."
I blushed at being told by the old liar, but no matter what, I really opened the treasure bag.
But the bag was still empty. Just when I was about to have a seizure, I saw the old liar moving his index finger a little between my eyebrows. I suddenly felt bright, relaxed and happy.
"You haven't opened your spiritual consciousness yet, so you can't spy on the items in the treasure bag. I have just temporarily opened up part of your spiritual consciousness. You can use your mind to feel the treasure bag."
I closed my eyes slightly and concentrated my thoughts. Sure enough, I found a lot of things in the treasure bag.
"What the hell"
"Master, can't you pack the treasure bag properly? I can't even get out of it when I see how messy it is."
And in a corner of the treasure bag, I found an item. No, it should be many of the same items.
"What is this? This is a power bank? At least two to three hundred. Master, why are you bringing so many power banks?"
"Aren't I going to take you into the mountains to practice? I'm afraid I'll be too bored, so I downloaded a lot of movies in advance and brought more power bank with me in case of emergencies."
"Master, you are really a talent."
Being in the master's treasure bag, my whole outlook has also changed a lot.
In the past, if someone told me about cultivation, Taoism, etc., I would think he was crazy.
But now that the facts are before me, I have to believe that there are things in this world that cannot be explained by science.
Thinking of this, I secretly made up my mind to practice well with my master and never call him an old liar again.
"Don't call him old liar? Then what should I call him?"
"I don't know what his name is either."
"It's been more than ten years and you still haven't told me what your name is?"
Upon hearing my question, the master was obviously stunned, and then said extremely impatiently: "Why do you ask me my name? I have forgotten it a long time ago. You can just call me master, or you can call me old liar."
I saw that he was so determined not to tell me his name, so I simply stopped asking. After all, I had been calling him master for so many years and I was used to it.
Since I had decided to practice well with my master, I wanted to withdraw my spiritual consciousness and hurry up, but at this moment I found several books that were already yellowed at the entrance.
The master must have read these books frequently. The corners of the books are already fluffy, and there are obvious signs of manual reading on them.
The fact that it can be placed in this position shows that the master often reads it, and the degree of damage to the book indicates that the master often studies the content inside.
Thinking of this, could this be the secret book of our secrecy sect?
No, I want to see it too.
I picked up a book and found "Jin Ping Mei" written on the front.
Get another "Fangzhongshu Illustrated Book"
Change to another book called "Illustrations of Bathing in the Erotic Palace"
When I saw the cover, I was so shocked by the master’s behavior that it was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. I couldn’t help shouting: “Old liar, old pervert, old bastard”
"Why didn't you share such a good thing with me earlier?"
The master noticed my strange behavior, grabbed the treasure bag, and said hesitantly with a red face: "Don't think too much about it. I read these books with the purpose of criticizing. I am a teacher and an upright person." "Xianfeng, I mainly want to understand the attitudes of different women in different periods towards love. Don't think too much, don't think too much."
