Chapter 2 Secrecy Faction
Speaking of which, our Taoist sect is neither Longhu Mountain nor Laoshan nor Tianshi Sect. Our sect is called the Secrecy Sect.
"Wait a moment, master, please wait a moment." I interrupted the master loudly and ruthlessly again.
"Master, are you kidding me? Our Taoist branch is called the Secrecy Sect?"
"Did you remember it wrong or did you make it up now?"
"Don't bully me because I'm young and haven't gone to school much. They've all been shown on TV. They're from the Wudang Clan and the Quanzhen Sect. They all have great names. Are you listening to our name - the Secrecy Clan? Why are we The sect actually does shameful things, right? It needs to be kept secret."
"You brat, don't interrupt. Is your skin itchy again?"
"You say it, you say it, you go on, I promise I won't make any noise, okay?"
I looked at the master with a playful smile, but in my mind, there were ten thousand grass-mud horses whizzing by.
"Our sect originated from the Conferred God Period, which was the period of the war between Jie Jiao and Chan Jiao. In fact, we are the descendants of Jie Jiao."
I couldn't help but interject:
"Master, are you talking about the Conferred Gods List? Is it the story of Jiang Ziya's battle with Daji?"
um, yes.
"At that time, Empress Nuwa and Yuanshi Tianzun believed that the Great Dao was the Dao of Heaven, and that everything in the world should be divided into three, six, and nine grades. To educate people according to their talents, it was necessary to establish an organized and disciplined administrative agency, which is now the Heavenly Court."
"And our ancestor Tongtian Cult Master believes that there are fifty great ways, and there are many kinds of them. Everything has a glimmer of vitality. There are forty-nine heavens. There are teachings without distinction. Anyone who has a heart for the Tao can join the religion and achieve the Tao, intercepting it for all things. A glimmer of hope”
"You also know the final result. Our Jie Jiao was defeated. Although many people were granted the title of gods, they only held unimportant positions. Most of them were reduced to mounts of the great god of the Chan Jiao."
"At that time, when our ancestor Tongtian Cult Master was dying, he spent all his cultivation to make up for the hexagrams against the heaven. He predicted that one of his descendants would be able to turn the tide, break the shackles of heaven, and rebuild the new order of heaven, so in Our Secrecy Faction was founded at the last moment.”
"For thousands of years, our Secrecy Sect's duty has been to find the person who can defy heaven, and then return to heaven to change the rules of the current heaven, so that all things can cultivate to become gods, and all living beings are equal."
.............
After listening to the master's words, I fell silent. I was shocked. I just wanted to say one fucking thing loudly: "tourniquet"
I asked in a trembling voice: "Master, are you okay? Do you have a mental problem or Alzheimer's disease? What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Go to heaven to change the rules of heaven? Do you know that Nezha, Erlangshen and others in heaven are all men who poop in the pit with their faces facing outward. Which one is a fuel-efficient lamp?"
"Going to heaven? I can't even get on a fucking plane now because I don't have an ID card."
"Besides, why does Heaven have anything to do with me? Isn't it great now?"
I furiously attacked the old liar...
"Hey, hey, Xuanming, what are you so excited about? What we are looking for is someone who defies heaven. I didn't say you are someone who defies heaven. Don't make any nonsense out there."
"Yeah, I'm not, tack! It has something to do with me, damn, I'm so excited for nothing."
For a moment I felt a little disappointed.
"Xuan Ming, I know you still don't believe what I say, and I can't make you believe it. Only by practicing with me can you understand that I didn't lie to you. Also, I'm not mentally ill, let alone Alzheimer's." "
"Our Secrecy Sect mainly practices body refining, spells, Feng Shui, alchemy, hexagram repair, fortune-telling, Kanyu, spells, subjugating and eliminating demons, predicting misfortunes, good fortune, etc."
"Master, don't wait any longer. I think you should wait. You must be reading according to "it"."
After saying that, I pointed to the services at the fortune-telling stall on the roadside and glared at the master fiercely.
"Ah! They're almost the same, almost the same."
"Master, you really didn't slip away. If you say you are not a liar, who will believe it?"
"You should let me study hard and make progress every day. Also, do you know about the Nine-Year Compulsory Education and the Protection of Minors Law? I can sue you, do you know?"
The master and I came to sit on a bench in the park while talking.
The master looked at me bitterly and said, "You just don't believe it, do you?"
"Well, I don't believe it."
I answered simply.
"Then take your guess."
Before the master could finish his words, he placed a black old hand on a landscape tree in the park.
"Click it"
The old liar cut off a 7.8-meter-tall tree with just one push.
"What? Damn it?"
"master"
"No, run away"
The master grabbed my arm and ran away.
I heard an aunt with red armbands behind me shouting: "Don't run, I've been watching you for a long time. A wretched, stinky beggar, a delinquent boy with evil eyes, dare to run into the park and chop down trees. I think you are really It’s lawless”
"Stop...don't run"
Master and I ran through countless alleys before we stopped. After making sure no one was following us, I said eagerly: "Master, I believe it. Please take me to practice quickly."
"What? Do you believe me?"
"Yeah, I believe it"
"You don't have nine years of compulsory education?"
"No need, I can study on my own"
"You don't comply with the minors protection law?"
"No, master, I am an adult. If you don't believe me, look at my little brother. He is already eager to try."
"Aren't you saying that I have feudal superstition?"
"Master, I see what you said. The end of science is metaphysics. I understand this truth."
"Don't you think I'm mentally ill or have Alzheimer's disease?"
"Master, how could you be mentally ill? You are wise and foolish, you show off your skills, it snows, you eat and drink a lot, in short you are so big."
"Hmph! Children can be taught."
Why can I change so quickly? But it's not just the old liar who can cut down a big tree with one palm, but also the speed at which he runs, which is really fast.
It is no exaggeration to say that even a car with a speed of 180 mph cannot catch up with him, it is too damn fast.
"You have agreed to practice with me, so I will now officially declare you, Wang Xuanming, to be the 15th generation disciple of my Secrecy Sect."
"Master, is my initiation ceremony so simple? This is too casual."
"What sense of ritual do you want? I have raised you since you were a child. Do you know what this is called? This is called a disciple."
"Disciple?"
I muttered to myself, and it felt very familiar, as if I had heard it somewhere.
"Hey! Master, you've been listening to Deyun Club's cross talk a lot lately, right?"
After joking with the master for a while, I suddenly realized something and asked the master hurriedly: "Master, did you just say that I am the 15th generation disciple of our secrecy sect?"
"Well, yes, why, I am the fourteenth generation, aren't you the fifteenth?"
Master, the key to the problem is not whether it is the fourteenth generation or the fifteenth generation, but it has been more than three thousand years since the Conferring God War. How come it has only been passed down to fifteen generations?
"Ah, you said this, isn't this normal? We people from the Secrecy Sect are all very long-lived, with the average lifespan being around three hundred years old."
"Fuck"
"Master, how expensive are you this year?"
"Me? I don't remember very well. I think I was born during the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty!"
"Hey! 110? I have a psycho here. Someone come and arrest him quickly. I suspect he has persecution delusions."
"What? Brat, you don't believe me?"
"Master, can we still have some trust between people?"
"If I call you master, you can't treat me like a fool, can you? It's still the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty. Do you know how many years have passed from that time to this time? Are you a bastard? You"
"You have ruthlessly shattered the trust I just established in you again."
"You have to believe me"
"I do not believe"
...........
At this moment, a police car stopped less than 20 meters away from us. Two police officers got out of the car and walked towards us...
"Damn it, Little Arm Boy, did you really call the police?"
"Master, we are destined to be together after all. Thank you for raising me up. You must reform well after you go in and try to cure the disease as soon as possible. I will visit you often."
"The sky and the earth are endless, blinding the eyes"
Maybe the old liar couldn't accept this cruel fact, or maybe he was having a mental illness. He wiggled his fingers and muttered something before rushing towards me.
"Uncle policeman, come on, the mentally ill person is beating someone."
"Help"
"Someone is going to die"
"Damn it, brat, I made you not believe me."
"I asked you to call the police"
"Minato, Minato, little brat, you didn't listen to the easy talk, but you forced me to use violence. You forced me, a civilized person, to be rough with you."
I was beaten so hard by the old liar here that the pain was heartbreaking. I kept shouting for help to the policeman standing next to me.
But who would have thought that the two policemen looked around as if they couldn't see me.
A policeman said: "Oh! No, I thought I saw two people here just now. Why did they disappear in the blink of an eye?"
Another policeman said: "Did you see it wrong? I didn't see it, but did you smell a strange smell?"
A policeman sniffed and said, "Well, I smelled it. It was a stench. Someone must have accidentally spread the stinky tofu juice on the floor."
"Oh my god, this smells so bad. It makes my brain hurt. Let's leave quickly. I'm going to vomit."
"Well, I guess it's Wang Zhihe brand stinky tofu, because only this brand of stinky tofu can smell so pure."
"No, don't leave. Please help me. That's not stinky tofu. It's the smell of my master who hasn't bathed for more than 10 years."
"Come back soon"
I yelled at the top of my lungs, but the two policemen turned a deaf ear and got into the police car mercilessly and drove away.
"Shout, shout, no one will come to save you even if your throat breaks."
"Shout, keep going"
"Master, I was wrong. You old bastard doesn't care about my faults."
"I was wrong. I believed you. From now on, I will believe whatever you say. I will believe whatever you say that a rooster can lay eggs. That's all."
"Hmph! Since you are so good, then I will trust you again."
"Heaven and earth are infinite, close"
What the hell? Master, what did you just say? Did you also say before that the two policemen couldn't see me, right?
"That's right, small measurements are not worth mentioning."
"Damn it, are you so powerful?"
"Is this just a small amount?"
Master, can you take me to a female bathhouse?
"How can I do such dirty things as my master, Taoist Bone Immortal Wind?"
"Ouch, that's bad."
Seeing the sudden change in the master's tone, I knew there must be something big that had to be done, so I followed suit and asked eagerly: "What's the matter, master?"
"Hurry, hurry up, you almost missed my big event"
"Master, what's the big deal?"
We need to hurry up and find a place with free wf. I have just downloaded half of my island country movie. If we don’t hurry up, we will use our own traffic.
