"Onychomycosis?"
Zhu Yan was stunned when he heard this, looked down at his big feet, and asked with confusion on his face: "What is onychomycosis? Why is it so scary?"
Luo Qingzhou said solemnly: "Onychomycosis is an extremely rare and serious foot disease. There are many poisonous insects that are invisible to the naked eye, eating your toenails. If not treated in time, it will be very serious! "
Zhu Yan's expression tightened and he said, "How serious will it be?"
Luo Qingzhou said seriously: "There is a saying in the medical book, if you get onychomycosis, one will infect two people, two will infect three people, and you will become a fool in the end! Brother, if you don't take care of it in time, both of your feet will be covered with onychomycosis. Nails, at the same time, those poisonous insects will follow your toenails, enter your toes, then follow your toes, burrow into the meridians, then follow your meridians, swim to your brain, and finally start to chew Eat your brain. By then, even if gods come, there will be no cure!"
Zhu Yan's eyes widened when he heard this, and he covered his head with horror.
Luo Qingzhou looked at him and said: "Brother, you don't want your smart head to be eaten by poisonous insects and become a fool in the end, right?"
Zhu Yan shook his head hurriedly: "Of course I don't want to! Good brother, how to treat it? Is it still too late now?"
Luo Qingzhou stared at his toes seriously for a while and said, "It's probably not too late to save him now. In fact, it's very simple. You just need to cut off the onychomycosis to prevent it from continuing to spread."
Hearing this, Zhu Yan lowered his head, stared at his toenails a few more times, then looked up at him and said, "Brother, are you sure that my brother really has onychomycosis?"
Luo Qingzhou nodded and said: "Of course I am sure! It is clearly recorded in the book that the common symptoms of onychomycosis are that the nail plate becomes thicker, irregular, and the color turns gray, black or brown... Judging from the color of my brother's nails , judging from the appearance, smell, etc., it’s definitely onychomycosis, that’s right!”
Zhu Yan glanced at him suspiciously, then looked down at his thick black toenails, then suddenly stretched out his big foot and put it under the waterfall behind, then began to scrub it with his hands and pinched it hard with his fingernails.
After a full stick of incense.
"Wow!"
The water splashed everywhere, and a huge foot flew out from under the waterfall and landed in front of Luo Qingzhou.
Luo Qingzhou took a closer look and saw that the originally twisted and dark nails had undergone earth-shaking changes. Not only had they become clean and smooth, but they had also turned pale gold!
Zhu Yan grinned widely, pointed to his toes and said with surprise on his face: "Brother, look, the onychomycosis is gone! You are indeed wrong. I don't have onychomycosis at all, but hundreds of My feet are dirty if I haven’t washed them in years, hahahaha..."
Luo Qingzhou: "..."
Zhu Yan was very happy: "Now I don't have to cut my toenails anymore, right? I finally don't have to be afraid anymore, hahahaha..."
Luo Qingzhou's face was stiff for a while, and then he suddenly said seriously: "Brother, you still have onychomycosis, that's right."
As soon as he said these words, Zhu Yan's laughter suddenly stopped. He looked down at his toenails, then looked at him and said, "Brother, is there something wrong with your eyes? Brother, these are obviously gold nails, where are the gray nails?" Nails?"
Luo Qingzhou said seriously: "Brother, didn't I just make it very clear? The book records that the common symptoms of onychomycosis are that the nail plate becomes thicker, irregular, and the color turns gray, black, or brown. Or gold…”
Zhu Yan immediately said with doubt on his face: "Brother, is there gold in what you just mentioned? How come I don't remember it?"
Luo Qingzhou said with certainty: "Of course there is, there must be."
Then he turned to look at Linghu Qingzhu next to him, and asked: "Zhuzhu, you heard it just now, is there gold in what I said?"
Zhu Yan also looked at the woman in green next to him.
Linghu Qingzhu lowered his head slightly and said, "I forgot."
Luo Qingzhou said: "Brother, what is recorded in the book is indeed gold. Your onychomycosis must be treated as soon as possible, otherwise, there will be endless troubles. We are brothers, brother, do you think I will lie to you?"
Zhu Yan immediately grimaced and looked down at his toenails again. His ferocious cheeks twitched a few times and he looked at him weakly and said, "Brother, can you not cut it? I'm afraid of the pain..."
Luo Qingzhou immediately said: "Brother, don't worry, cutting your nails is not cutting your flesh, it won't hurt at all."
Then he added: "Well, if brother is worried, today I will help him cut a section of his thumb nail to see the effect. If after a while, brother's nails no longer turn dark, then there will be no problem. It’s a problem, you don’t need to cut it anymore.”
Zhu Yan wrinkled his face, cowered, and struggled in his heart for a long time. Fang finally made up his mind and said pitifully: "Yangyang, please be gentle and don't be too rude. I am afraid of pain, so you must be compassionate..."
Luo Qingzhou nodded and said: "Brother, don't worry, I will be very gentle."
Zhu Yan immediately added: "Also, my feet are my private parts. You can't touch them for too long, and you can't caress them casually and take advantage of me. Otherwise, my princess will go crazy if she finds out." ,do you know?"
Luo Qingzhou's mouth twitched and he immediately promised: "Brother, don't worry, I will never dare to take advantage of you!"
Linghu Qingzhu on the side couldn't bear to witness it anymore, so he quietly turned around and turned his back to them.
Zhu Yan sat on the ground, looking frightened and uneasy. After hesitating for a long time, Fang timidly placed his clean feet on the hillside.
Luo Qingzhou looked at Chi Chi's big feet and the golden toenails on them. He suppressed his emotions and took out the sharp warrior's dagger with a bang.
Zhu Yan trembled in fright and hurriedly said again: "Yangyang, we are brothers! You must be gentle, do you hear me? Brother is really afraid of pain. If you hurt him, he may not be able to bear it and kick him. I'll kick you out. If I kick you to death, don't blame my brother."
Luo Qingzhou tightened the warrior's dagger in his hand and said comfortingly: "Brother, don't worry, it's okay. I will be very careful."
As he spoke, he no longer hesitated, immediately stretched out the dagger, placed it on the very long nail, and began to cut hard.
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"Creak... creak..."
The blade rubbed against the nails, making a harsh metal friction sound.
Zhu Yan was nervous and stiff at first, then opened his eyes wide, opened his mouth, and finally burst into laughter: "Yangyang! Yangyang! It's so itchy, I'm so itchy... Hahaha, stop rubbing..."
"Creak... creak..."
"Creak... creak..."
"Card!"
Luo Qingzhou held the dagger and cut for a long time. Not only did he not cut off the nails, several gaps quickly appeared on the dagger. Finally, when he suddenly used his internal strength to cut hard, the dagger was overwhelmed and broke...
When Zhu Yan saw this scene, he burst out laughing proudly: "Brother, you are terrible at sharpening your nails with a knife, hahahaha... ah?"
The laughter in his mouth suddenly stopped in an instant.
Luo Qingzhou suddenly took out the pitch-black wooden stick and said: "Brother, your onychomycosis is too stubborn. It is difficult to cut it off with an ordinary dagger, so I can only use Sun Dasheng's stick. Brother, be patient. My little brother has already made marks on it with a dagger, and if he hits it with a stick, he should be able to smash the nails off."
Zhu Yan's expression suddenly changed, he retracted his big foot with a "swish" sound, looked at the black stick in his hand with fear, and shouted: "No! You can't use that stick of yours! That stick of yours!" The stick is too hard, it hurt me so much last time and caused a lot of blood, you can never touch me with it again!"
As soon as these words came out, Linghu Qingzhu, who had his back turned to them, couldn't help but quietly turned around and took a look.
Luo Qingzhou knew that he had a psychological shadow on this stick. After thinking for a moment, his eyes suddenly brightened, he put away the stick, took out the black and white sword and said: "Brother, let me try using this sword."
Zhu Yan glanced at the ugly sword in his hand, hesitated again, and then put his big foot back in front of him, with a proud smile on his face: "As long as it's not your stick, I'm not afraid. ."
Luo Qingzhou held the hilt of the sword with both hands, pointed it vertically at his thick, long and sharp nails, and began to cut hard along the marks left by the warrior's dagger.
"Creak... creak..."
This time, it was easy to cut a gap in the toenail.
The muscles on Zhu Yan's face twitched and he said, "Brother, why does my brother feel a little pain? Are you sure you didn't cut my brother's foot?"
Luo Qingzhou continued to cut hard while comforting him: "Don't worry, brother, I'm watching with my eyes wide open. I will definitely not cut your feet."
"Um?"
While he was cutting, he suddenly encountered a huge resistance, and the sword in his hand could not move forward any further.
He was anxious, and he immediately mobilized the internal force in his body and poured it into his arm. Then he clenched the hilt of the sword with both hands, gritted his teeth, and suddenly let out a low shout. The sword in his hand made a "swish" sound, and finally cut it all at once!
"Ouch——"
At this moment, Zhu Yan, who was sitting in the mountain col with his big feet stretched out, suddenly screamed, and then jumped up from the place with a "whoosh" sound, jumping hundreds of meters into the air, with a shrill scream in his mouth. The cry instantly resounded throughout the entire world!
Luo Qingzhou was startled and looked down. The sword was dripping with blood. There was not only a sharp golden nail on the grass, but also a piece of black flesh...
"Ah - this king hurts! It hurts so much -"
The shrill and ear-splitting screams in the air gradually fell, and then there was a "boom", and it hit the ground heavily like a hill!
The whole ground suddenly shook!
Luo Qingzhou and Linghu Qingzhu both jumped up involuntarily.
The trees, flowers, and even the waterfall not far away suddenly bounced up and then fell suddenly.
Zhu Yan's eyes widened, his face was distorted, his mouth opened wide, and his whole body was trembling as he stretched out his foot. Tears shot out like a fountain, and he cried and yelled: "Beast! You beast! Look, look! Look at this!" The king’s toes were cut off!”
Luo Qingzhou landed on the ground and took a closer look. He saw that a piece of the nail on the toe was missing, and a large piece of the top of the toe was cut off. At this time, there was a lake of flesh and blood, and blood was shooting out...
"Ouch——"
Zhu Yan howled in pain, and while crying, he cursed: "You are a beast that is worse than a beast! It is in vain that this king confides in you and regards you as a good brother! It is in vain that this king is sincere and gives you blood, gives you feet, you You are so despicable and shameless that you lied to me and wanted my toes! You are not a human being! You are worse than a beast! You... ow! I will kill you!"
As it spoke, it raised its huge fist angrily!
Luo Qingzhou knelt on one knee, clasped his fists with both hands, lowered his head and said: "Brother, it's my fault! I made a mistake and hurt you by mistake. If you want to hit or scold me, please do as you please. Even if my brother wants to smash me into a pulp with one punch, , I will never even frown!"
"Okay! Then I will kill you!"
Zhu Yan's eyes widened with anger and he raised his fist high.
Luo Qingzhou immediately said again: "Brother, it is not a pity for me to die, but please give me some time. I want to say goodbye to my wife and fiancée at home. Also, I want to remember some wonderful stories in my mind. , write everything down and pass it on to future generations so that when the time comes, they can come visit and tell the story to the elder brother, and atone for the sins of the younger brother..."
Zhu Yan glared at him angrily, raised his fist and slowly lowered it, the rage on his face gradually receded, and said angrily: "You idiot, you can't even hold a sword steady, yet you dare to treat me. What if? If it were anyone else, I would have punched him to pieces! In all my years of living, I have never been played with or hurt like this, and you are the first!"
Luo Qingzhou apologized sincerely again: "I was wrong, I was stupid, I'm really sorry for my brother."
Zhu Yan saw that his attitude was good and it was not intentional, so he could only sigh and waved his hand: "That's all, my brother, I don't care about it. You didn't do it on purpose, it's just clumsy. My king Your Majesty has a lot, I forgive you!"
Luo Qingzhou quickly thanked him and saw that blood was still flowing from his feet. He quickly took out a porcelain bottle, uncorked it and said: "Brother, please stretch your feet over here. I have some medicine here that can stop bleeding and treat wounds." very good."
Zhu Yan glanced at the porcelain bottle in his hand, and when he was about to stretch his legs, he suddenly asked: "Does it hurt?"
Luo Qingzhou said: "Brother, don't worry, it won't hurt at all."
Zhu Yan glanced at him doubtfully, then stretched out his foot and warned: "If you dare to lie to me again, I will break off our relationship with you!"
Seeing that there was a lot of blood spurting from his toes, Luo Qingzhou quickly took out a porcelain bottle from the storage ring and said shamelessly: "Brother, your blood is wasted on the ground. Why don't you let me take some back?" Use it?"
Zhu Yan's eyes suddenly widened angrily: "You..."
Luo Qingzhou said quickly: "My little brother wants this bottle. My wife at home is still waiting to refine the medicine to cure her illness. Brother, that is your sister-in-law."
Zhu Yan paused, staring at him angrily. He could only grit his teeth and said angrily: "I'm really blind for having such a good brother like you!"
Then he closed his eyes and said, "Take it!"
Luo Qingzhou immediately stretched out the porcelain bottle and quickly filled the entire bottle.
After collecting the blood, he poured the spiritual liquid from another porcelain bottle and dripped it on the wound.
As soon as the spiritual liquid dripped onto the wound, Zhu Yan immediately felt a chill coming over him.
The blood spurting from the wound stopped quickly. At the same time, a very comfortable coolness spread over the wound, and the pain immediately began to lessen.
Zhu Yan immediately opened his eyes and said happily: "Brother, your medicine is indeed effective!"
Luo Qingzhou gave him a few more drops and said, "Brother, don't worry, with your physique, the wound will be healed tomorrow and there won't be any scars."
Zhu Yan rolled his eyes at him and said: "I am an ancient divine beast, so I naturally know that this wound is nothing. It's just that I am afraid of pain and you are clumsy, so I lost such a temper."
Luo Qingzhou put away the spiritual liquid and apologized again.
Zhu Yan snorted coldly, waved his hands and said, "Forget it, I won't do it next time."
Then he looked at his toenails and said, "How are you going to help me treat my onychomycosis? Anyway, don't even think about cutting it with a sword again."
Luo Qingzhou took out a wooden box, put the cut golden nail on the ground in it, and said: "Brother, don't worry, wait until I take this piece of onychomycosis back and study it carefully, and then think of ways to help." Brother, please treat me. With my brother’s physique and strength, there will definitely be no problem for the time being.”
Zhu Yan immediately said: "You have to hurry up, I don't want to have my head eaten by poisonous insects on my feet and become a fool."
Luo Qingzhou said: "Little brother, I obey."
One person and one animal chatted for a while.
Luo Qingzhou said goodbye: "Brother, it's getting late. I have to go back and do research as soon as possible. At the same time, I need to find other people who are proficient in this disease to have a good discussion."
Although Zhu Yan was a little reluctant to give up, he still said: "Remember to come earlier next time. Also, every time I send you a message, remember to reply early. Don't keep me waiting for a long time. I won't see you for a day." The news makes it hard for me to sleep or eat well."
Then he sighed again and shouted: "It's strange, I don't think I have fallen in love with you, right?"
Luo Qingzhou's expression changed and he hurriedly said: "Brother, say goodbye!"
After saying that, he immediately pulled Linghu Qingzhu aside and hurried away.
Zhu Yan looked up at him and said: "Yangyang, next time you come, remember to tell me some love stories. It would be better if they were described in detail. I seem to be in estrus."
Luo Qingzhou did not dare to reply, and soon took Linghu Qingzhu and disappeared down the hillside in the distance.
"drive!"
After Luo Qingzhou and Linghu Qingzhu came down the mountain, they rode on their horses together again and galloped on the road home.
As night fell, the heavy snow finally showed signs of stopping.
Everywhere is covered in silver, a vast expanse of white.
There was not a soul to be seen on the road.
Linghu Qingzhu was jolted in his arms for a while, and finally couldn't help but said: "The golden nails of the ancient ferocious beast seem to be an extremely powerful material for refining weapons. Do you want to refining weapons?"
Luo Qingzhou held her tightly and said, "Yes."
"Who helps you?"
"A friend, a master of weapon refinement."
"It should be a woman, right?"
"Uncle Master, it's so, so heavy snow."
"You lied to him, how should you explain it in the future? He looks very grumpy."
"Uncle, don't worry. I'll just tell him when the time comes that I was wrong."
"Do you feel guilty if you lied to it like this?"
"There will be some guilt, but I also paid for it."
"I did not see."
"For cultivators, time is the most precious thing. For me, time is life. I exchange time and happiness with it for these things. For it, it does not suffer. Because it needs it most. ,that's it."
"Anyway, whatever you say makes sense."
"Uncle Master, you don't just know that I am a talented Juren master with a very powerful mouth."
"You...don't..."
The horse ran quickly and soon disappeared into the vast night.
"By the way, Uncle Master, have you found someone to refine the Nine Apertures Spirit Gathering Pill?"
"Not yet...not yet...waiting for Elder Sun..."
"Uncle Master, give me the materials. I have a friend who is not only a master of weapon refining, but also a master of alchemy. As long as the materials are qualified, her success rate is very high."
"No...don't..."
"Should I not give it, or..."
"Give……"
The cold wind howled by, and the horses left no trace in the snow.
at the same time.
Kyoto Imperial Palace, Yaohua Palace.
A tall girl in a fiery red dress was holding a flame gun and practicing with it in a spacious secret room. Her cold and graceful figure was looming among the fluttering red curtains.
A scarlet flame mark lit up between her brows, and red light flickered all over her body, as if a flame was burning. Her red skirt and hair were flying in the flames. Under her skirt, a pair of snow-white jade feet grew lotuses every step of the way, as if they were dancing.
"puff!"
She stabbed out the gun and hit the bull's-eye in the corner. Then the tip of the gun sprayed out a stream of scorching flames, hitting the bull's-eye hard and piercing the entire target!
"Card!"
The entire target suddenly turned into ashes in the light of the gun!
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
She practiced for a long time, and then stopped.
Her towering chest rose and fell slightly, glistening sweat stains appeared on her forehead, and the flame mark between her eyebrows gradually disappeared.
When everything calmed down, she put away her spear, walked to the bathtub with her bare white feet.
The red dress fell down, and her long hair was spread loosely.
A tall, graceful, flawless and beautiful jade body stood out in the light, with shiny stains of sweat hanging on her tender skin.
"Wow!"
The water in the pool ripples and the petals flutter.
She entered the bath, leaned against the rocks behind, and closed her eyes.
Be quiet for a long time.
She spoke majestically and lazily: "How did you say that?"
Suddenly a cold voice came from outside the door: "There is news from Lingxiao Sect. He has agreed. The Queen Mother and the Emperor have already summoned everyone to discuss it. The date is probably set in these few days."
The bathhouse was quiet for a long time before a cold voice sounded: "Go and get ready. I'm going out of town tonight to deliver something to him."
"Yes, Your Highness."
