(The IG guys are playing CSGO for entertainment, so the enemies and them don’t have such superb points and coordination, stacking armor!)
UZI also noticed something unusual and gestured at Coco a few times: "Hanhan, what did you buy?"
Coco originally wanted to pretend, but considering that she was now using Hanhan's identity, she could only say with a smile: "I think this gun is quite handsome, so I want to try it."
UZI was silent and held back a sentence for a long time: "I can only say that this gun eats crickets."
Ah Shui was more direct. After he raised his armor, he chased after Coco and said, "Hanhan, the recoil of your gun is too strong and you can't control it. You give it to me and let's see how he controls it."
cocoa:"......"
If it weren't for the pretentiousness now, Ke Ke would have a different face.
But after hearing Ah Shui say such shameless words, the barrage couldn't sit still.
"Hanhan is such a cute little newbie, Ah Shui, you are so embarrassed to say this!"
"Why do I feel like Ah Shui now is like a bad guy who kidnapped and trafficked little lolita..."
"Hanhan, don't listen to her. I have to give away the sand eagle I bought with tears in my eyes!"
As the fans were talking, Coco had already arrived at the middle gate, preparing to use the Shaying's point-kill ability to use a CT attack tactic on the opponent.
But before she could take action, two men from the opposite T camp appeared in the middle.
In just a split second, Coco immediately announced: "Two points from Zhongyuan have passed!"
Seeing the enemy coming, Ah Shui did not change his gun and immediately ran towards the middle gate.
After all, the USP pistol used by the CT camp has good long-range accuracy, so you can test it from a distance.
As a result, Ah Shui leaned back and forth but saw no one. After giving him a position, the two gangsters who had already reached the A trail suddenly stood up.
The Glock pistol of the T camp has a strong mid- to close-range burst capability, so Ah Shui only fired two shots, and he was killed by the concentrated fire.
And looking at Ah Shui who died behind the middle door, is he confused? ': It’s okay to pretend to be in the league, but you also have to pretend to be in CSGO?
But at this time, Ah Shui had a tough mouth and kept shouting: "Two shots! One shot! Massive damage!"
Now that I can believe it, I went out and feinted, took a low look and spotted the bandit, and Sha Ying raised his hand and shot him.
The gangster who killed Ah Shui was very confident and stood up to shoot him. However, his body was hit. The falling health bar and the crisp sound of the gun made him exclaim: "Fuck! Sand Eagle!"
He also hit Coco with a backhand shot, causing Coco to bleed immediately without armor.
Keke, who shrank back, couldn't help it anymore: "Brother Shui Zi, where is the disabled person you promised?"
Ah Shui said awkwardly: "Well... maybe he hit the other one."
Ke Ke was held back and did not dare to show her head again.
During the stalemate, three kills appeared in the upper right corner.
It turned out that another bandit went directly to point A on the trail and intercepted Rookie and others who came from point A to support them.
One bandit killed three? no!
Because there is a sign in the upper right corner that Baolan assists the opponent to kill UZI.
UZI: "One shot to the head! Hey! Brother Lan, what do you mean by giving me a headshot!"
At this time, Baolan was also killed by a headshot, and he said without realizing it: "Two shots! Massive damage!"
Rookie yelled: "Why is this gun always moving!"
In the end, Rookie's wild marksmanship only hit the gangster once.
Then the gangster fired a close-range backhand to Rookie.
Four of his teammates were gone in an instant, and Keke was speechless: Are you sure you are here to take care of your girl?
And the barrages kept popping up at this time.
“This is IG’s AD?”
"Where's the support? The support can help. Oh, the support killed the AD, so it's okay."
"It is known that Ah Shui was shot once in the head and once in the body, Brother Lan was shot twice, UZI was shot once, Rookie was shot once, and Coco was shot once by Sand Eagle. Excuse me, do the two gangsters on the other side have any left? How much blood will be shed?”
"Is it really possible to meet a disabled person and even touch him?"
"It's broken. It's open from the other side. It can't be killed."
And seeing that everyone on IG has their own problems, the fans are still very comfortable.
After all, what's more fun than watching a team of world champions prepare a meal?
As for the last cocoa, they didn't expect it.
How good can a little girl be at masturbating?
but...
Coco: Let you see how well I shoot with this pistol today!
The girl was attentive, listening to every step in the earphones.
After confirming that there was a bandit on the opposite side, after Xiao A killed three of his own, Coco was sure that there was only one bandit on the middle gate trying to fight against him.
Moreover, the teammate who defended A didn’t see anyone before, so the opposing gangster must attack the jump point A from the middle, and the main attack point is B.
Knowing that the gangsters who had reached point B would soon outflank him, and that the gangsters who rushed to point A on the opposite side would definitely ask the police to outflank him, Coco had no choice but to make a very bold decision, that is, Shaying Gan pulled the middle door. .
Just do it, Coco rushes out directly!
The remaining gangster was standing at the middle door and was about to shoot Coco when he saw her.
But suddenly, a crisp sound came out.
Peng!
Gunfire erupted, and the gunman fell to the ground.
Sha Ying shoots the head and kills instantly!
Coco: I will never believe your nonsense again. The only one I can believe is the sand eagle with a gun in my hand!
Thinking to himself, Coco didn't hear any footsteps on the path after breaking through the middle door, so she immediately turned to the B1 basement and left.
At this time, the bandit who broke into A had already left the police station. He did not intercept Coco but heard the news from his dead teammate that the other side was switching to B1, so he immediately went to pursue him.
At the same time, the three gangsters at B are also outflanking, one is on the elevated side of door B, and the other is backtracking to the B1 stairs to surround them.
T camp: 4 against 1, the advantage is mine!
Fans were in disbelief when they saw Coco take away the opponent with one clean shot.
"Fuck! Nice, Hanhan!"
"One shot, this is the charm of Sand Eagle! No need for teammates to make up for it!"
"Hanhan is so fierce, can't he be fooled?"
But soon everyone knew whether they were fooled or not.
At this moment, seeing Coco kill the opponent with one shot, Ah Shui said happily: "Beautiful, just save your gun and go. If you lose the pistol round, you can keep a Sand Eagle."
Coco is speechless: Sha Ying wants to protect...what kind of small farmer consciousness?
However, she couldn't pretend to be Hanhan, so she could only pretend to understand: "What is a gun protection?"
Ah Shuiyan said: "It's just... someone is coming!"
Before he could speak, he heard footsteps coming from B2. It was obvious that the bandits from B2 were outflanking him.
Just as men are most afraid of coming from above, women are most afraid of coming from behind. (no)
Just when Ah Shui thought that Coco was about to be doomed after being surrounded, he saw her suddenly turn around 180 degrees. He took aim with his pistol and saw the bandit attacking downwards. Then his shot missed, and he ducked back and fired again. , a direct headshot.
UZI looked at it and exclaimed: "Fuck! It's spinning!"
Just as he was talking, there were footsteps from the middle gate again. The bandit who had fallen behind in attack A went through the policeman's house and cooperated with his teammates to outflank him. Unexpectedly, he killed his teammates first.
He was about to show his face, but Coco turned around and shot a sand eagle in the body, directly taking away the last of his health.
After completing the double kill, Keke still had a strange expression: "Oh, this one seems to be the most disabled one."
Ah Shui: "..., well, it should be, I just said I don't have time to shoot."
Baolan wondered: "Didn't I hit you?"
UZI: "What do you mean, I'll give him a shot in the head."
Rookie: "I got it too."
When everyone was taking credit for the amount of blood, Danmaku was already frightened by Coco's operation.
At this time, everyone couldn't help but wonder...could she really be a genius?
After being killed three times in a row, the T camp was also confused: Is the unarmored sand eagle on the opposite side open?
Fortunately, the remaining two teammates have already placed the B package, and the offensive and defensive momentum changes instantly.
Seeing Coco's operation, Ah Shui didn't care who could take the previous shots, and kept silent about protecting his gun. He kept shouting: "Go, go, go! Hit the B2 hole hard!"
But Coco knew that there must be a single point with no cover, hole B, on the opposite side. She couldn't possibly listen to Ah Shui, so she continued to pretend to be cute and said: "Where is hole B?"
Ah Shui directed: "Go up the stairs in front of you, hey, not back!"
While talking, Coco passed by the corpse and got the flash bomb. Obviously, this was what the gangsters on the opposite side relied on to attack B, but now it was in Coco's hands.
But Coco turned directly back to the middle door and went up the B slope.
Ah Shui saw this and said: "Okay, okay, fool, do you have a high dodge at point B?"
Coco heard the sound and took out the props he picked up: "There is a fool!"
Then Idiot got out, threw point B in from the hole, and attacked door B himself.
On the opposite side, Idiot dodged him, so B didn't guard very tightly, and Coco went in directly.
When he saw Coco, a bandit who was setting up hole B turned around and wanted to shoot him, but Coco's sand eagle was not covered, so he ducked out of door B and took him away with a shot.
Ah Shui looked at it and exclaimed: "Fuck! Hanhan!"
Barrage: "No slots allowed!" (No)
UZI also said excitedly at this time: "One by one! Just poke in from door B!"
Coco also continued to pretend: "Then I'm going in!"
Time waits for no one, Coco storms in, and the remaining gangster is trembling. He can only rely on the burst of the T camp pistol at close range to prepare for continuous attacks.
But the moment he showed his head, Coco shot him directly in the head and took him away.
Baolan looked at it and shouted: "Wuhu~Hanhan, forever a god!"
Rookie was also confused: "Huh? Did you win?"
Ah Shui was the most excited: "Damn it, that's okay, Hanhan, you're not pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, are you?"
Coco smiled while unpacking: "No, I don't know how to play, I just react a hundred million points faster."
Barrage:
"I can't take one bite at a time, but I can't do it with one shot!"
"Zhuo! What magical unarmored sand eagle is open, right?"
"It's not off or on?"
"It's open just because it's open?"
Looking at the overwhelming barrage, Keke was very satisfied and had a special sense of accomplishment in her heart.
For this reason, she closed her microphone and looked at Hanhan: "Sister, how are you doing with me?"
Hanhan smiled and said: "It's just so-so, didn't someone get in in the end?"
Coco thought for a moment: "..., something feels wrong, but it'll be good if I win."
After saying that, Keke turned on the mic again and heard the excited shouts of his teammates.
With Coco's handjob skills honed over two lifetimes, the IG team successfully won the pistol round, and the economic snowball began to roll.
Two veteran CSGO players, UZI and Ah Shui, also stepped forward and led the team to win four games in a row. The two sides also officially entered the long-gun game stage.
But Baolan didn't know how to play, so he gave him the handle of a big gun. He had no choice but to beg, "I have no money, Ah Shui, can you help me? Send me a gun."
Ah Shui was puzzled: "You can destroy the economy even if you win consecutively? I can attack myself, but I will also attack you."
When Baolan heard this, he was disappointed and said: "Then let me give you a shot."
Then Brother Lan said in a very EMO tone: "I still remember, it was summer, Ah Shui, you told me that you would take me in..."
Ah Shui couldn't hold it anymore: "I let you E, but I didn't let you EMO! I'm really afraid of you! I'll just shoot you!"
With that said, Ah Shui fired Baolan a submachine gun.
Suddenly Baolan was as happy as a child weighing more than 100 pounds and said, "Thank you, I'll give you props."
The advantage of winning streak made Ah Shui float away, and he led his teammates to rush to the gangster's house.
A wave of gunfire sealed the bandit at the corner, and smoke spilled out. Ah Shui, who wanted to be the devil in the smoke, shouted: "Do you want to do a high-dodge from Gate A, Qiuli Gao!"
Baolan immediately shouted: "Come on, come on!"
With a fool in his hand, Baolan threw it directly in a high flash, and then, as expected, it hit the wall and bounced back.
UZI was smoking, and suddenly his eyes went white: "Hey! The other side dodges high!"
Ah Shui was also confused: "Who can ignore Bai Lei?"
When the sight was restored, the gangsters on the opposite side who had accumulated a losing streak of economic losses rushed over with long guns and short cannons.
Rookie played brilliantly and replaced the two opponents.
But the price was that the three people who were fighting in front were all killed together with themselves.
Only then did Baolan stand up and admit his mistake: "Well...it seemed like I was the one who threw the idiot just now."
UZI: "???"
Ah Shui was also angry and refused to argue, even if it cost him his own money, he would give his teammates free money!
Ah Shui made bold words: "Brother Lan, if you do this again, I will kill Brother Zhuo."
Baolan said nonchalantly: "You make it sound like you can pull it off."
A water:"???"
However, when everyone was frustrated, they saw an M4 starting to kill.
Coco understood that it was impossible for the opponent to attack financially, so he came out with a mid-range shot and killed the opponent's A player.
Then she walked up the small staircase A to point A, and happened to see the two people opposite who were preparing to pack their bags.
After the flash bomb, Coco showed up tentatively and faced the gun. He dodged to kill a gangster and then ate the Bai Lei on the opposite side.
Coco directly physically remembered and jumped down the small staircase A to use the height difference as a cover, and then heard the firing sound of the AK from the opposite side.
After recovering from the flash, Coco immediately tilted his gun, and the moment the bandit showed up on the opposite side, he fired a wave of gunfire and took him away.
Barrage:
"It's Hanhan again!"
"Ah Shui takes care of my sister? Ah Shui lets my sister take care of me!"
"What do you know? Is Ah Shui a dish? Ah Shui is here to give Coco a stage. Otherwise, how would she get to 11-0-2?"
Obviously Coco also understood this truth and said with a smile: "Okay, brothers, this stage is very good."
Ah Shui felt the connotation and was very unconvinced: "I will definitely prove myself in the next round!"
Then he said: "Hanhan, get a gun, my economy is ruined by Brother Lan."
Baolan: "???"
Barrage:
""Prove Yourself Next", "Hanhan Sends a Gun""
"Here? Is IG's AD in such a state of decline?"
"Hanhan, be obedient, we won't send it to him, let him do it himself!"
How could Keke do something so inappropriate? He was financially very good at the moment, so he said, "Okay, Brother Shuizi, what are you doing?"
Ah Shui said casually: "I'm not the kind of person who takes advantage of others. Did you see that one called AWP? I give the pigeons a haircut and the pigeons just wear gauze."
Barrage:
"Ah Shui, just be a human being!"
"The economy created by Hanhan will make you happy, right?"
"It's okay to let Coco take the lead in the competition, but you still have to suck Hanhan's blood when playing CSGO?"
As if he saw the barrage, Ah Shui said: "Please, how can it be called blood sucking for a Team thing? Hanhan!"
Coco just smiled: "Brother Shuizi, take the gun."
After saying that, Keke directly started an AWP attack on Ah Shui.
With the big gun in his hand, Ah Shui floated away in an instant and shouted: "Don't smoke in the middle door, let me give you a mid-door sniper!"
After saying that, Ah Shui picked up the AWP and went straight to the middle door, opened the mirror and locked the gangster's house on the opposite side.
Mid-gate confrontation! This is the charm of Desert 2 maps!
Obviously the opponent also understands that under this economy, CT should start sniping, so the T camp also uses a strong sniper.
Ah Shui saw the gangster holding a bird sniper, but before the trigger was pulled, the bullet flew out and hit Ah Shui in the head.
Ah Shui looked confused after being killed, and the scene fell into silence for an instant.
Upon seeing this, the barrage immediately burst into laughter:
"Hahaha! The mid-door sniper AWP can be penetrated by a bird sniper!"
"Don't talk nonsense. Ah Shui has a big head and can easily get shot in the head."
"Ah Shui: I got up and I was dead in one shot. What is there to say?"
"Damn it! Hanhan's great sniper was just wasted!"
No! And nothing was wasted!
Coco shook her head and sighed, then looked at the big sniper resolutely: I still have to come!
After walking over and picking up the sniper, Coco inherited Ah Shui's will.
He ducked out and took a preview, waiting for the bird sniper from the opposite side to appear. Coco raised his hand and took a shot.
Peng!
Coco: My one shot has an economy of 4750, what are you going to do to fight me!
Bullets were whizzing, and as soon as the bird sniper on the opposite side opened his scope, his whole body was thrown away by the huge impact of the AWP, and he still got a headshot!
Coco: Let’s start with this shot, so as not to say that I, AWP, am bullying you!
The AWP's shot is equivalent to issuing a challenge to the bird sniper. The T camp on the opposite side immediately accepted the challenge, and the second person picked up the bird sniper.
The girl saw the gun flying past because of the thrown gun, and realized that someone else would come, so she did not leave the middle door and aimed at the side where the gun was thrown.
Not long after, a bandit showed up from that side. Coco raised his hand and shot, and another shot hit his head.
After watching it, UZI shouted: "Damn it, 666! Are there any more?"
If the two enemies on the opposite side die first, they will understand that it is impossible to attack again. They can only protect the birds and snipers to save the economy. Otherwise, if the spear is thrown away, there will be no need to fight later.
However, although the T camp did not go out, they were still a little unconvinced. The third person changed to a bird sniper. He did not believe in evil and showed his head to snipe. He must try the depth of cocoa.
But obviously, cocoa... is unfathomable!
Peng!
One shot passed, and another big sniper shot hit the head.
'666' on the barrage almost took up the screen, and I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
Only Coco knows that in this low-end game, where it's basically all about reaction, her perfect body is... invincible!
The girl's sensitive body can sense any stimulation from the outside world, as if time has slowed down.
Then the fourth person also picked up the bird sniper, but he didn't seem to know how to play. He walked over and picked it up. Before he picked it up, Coco shot him away.
With only the last person left, he picked up the bird sniper and stopped playing, saving his gun and waiting for the next round.
However, UZI and others had already rushed over, hitting one with three spears. The bird sniper was killed instantly, and Baolan was given a bird sniper by the way.
Baolan also said to Ah Shui proudly: "I'll give you a sniper."
Ah Shui: "..., no, I want AWP!"
UZI laughed loudly: "Stop it! Otherwise, you should just complain to the police!"
Ah Shui thought for a while: "That's okay!"
After the team was wiped out again, the opponent became anxious and said directly: "You were the one who fired first!"
cocoa:"???"
Not long after, the opponent called a timeout. After the game started again, the characteristics of the game began.
In line with the basic principle of 'it's okay not to turn it on, but it can't be done without it', one person behind the score directly turned around and staged what is called a real wave of 'headphones are 18,000, and the gangsters listen to the police'.
At first, Ah Shui thought it was because his head was too big when he was hit in the head repeatedly, but after a few rounds, Coco also noticed something was wrong.
And Coco stopped pretending. After being killed once, he picked up the accumulated economy and started sniping directly.
Everyone met each other within seconds, but Keke didn't give the opponent a chance at all, and even went a little faster than the opponent.
In the end, relying on the score difference accumulated in the early stage, Coco led his teammates to win the game.
When they won, the teammates were very happy, especially Baolan: "Hanhan is so good. I feel like I can play professionally."
UZI also echoed: "The young man's reaction is quick."
Ah Shui discovered the clues: "Why don't I feel something is right? You are not Ke Ke, pretending to be Han Han to make us laugh, are you?"
Coco was shocked: Found out!
In order to dispel the concerns of his teammates and get a 50,000 penalty penalty, Keke quickly said: "No, it's just good luck."
As she spoke, she stretched out, revealing her barren figure.
After watching the barrage, they all said:
"Confirmed, it's Hanhan."
"This 'wave' can only say: My USB flash drive is above yours!"
"I've seen through it! Hanhan, let the cocoa out from under your table!"
When questioned about his skills by the barrage, Keke smiled and looked at Hanhan aside: "Keke, they told you to stop hiding under the table and come out quickly."
Hanhan glanced at Keke, then held Keke's feet in her hands and secretly exerted force.
Keke couldn't hold it back and cried out: "Ah, be gentle!"
After hearing the barrage: "Huh? Cocoa under the table is starting to show strength?"
But in the end, Coco managed to get through without revealing her identity.
After discovering the treasure, Ah Shui and others also held Keke back and refused to let him go. They were bound to suck blood and make a big score.
In the end, Keke also had four teammates hanging on his legs, and they won six games in a row amidst their shouts of "big disability" and "one drop".
Ah Shui and UZI were also happy, and were very satisfied with the increasing scores.
However, since it was too late, everyone could only stop here, so as not to fall behind the rhythm of being 'addicted to CSGO'.
After agreeing to come back next time, Ah Shui and others retreated.
And this time the 'Hanhan Premiere' experiment was a complete success, Coco was very happy, at least she found a way to avoid fines.
Seeing that it was getting late, she also asked her fans to stop broadcasting.
Although they were very reluctant to let go of the unfamiliar 'Hanhan' in front of them, fans also understood that the future is long, so they let Coco go.
So Coco quickly closed the live broadcast, moved her body and said, "Ah~ I finally got it done."
At this time, Hanhan looked up and said, "Is the broadcast over?"
Coco lay down on the spot, resting her head on Hanhan's lap where the duck was sitting and said, "Yes, I can only say that Hanhan's identity is really useful, but I'm a little tired."
With that said, Coco put her hands into her clothes and took off the corset, returning to her original figure.
Hanhan looked down and blinked.
Take it off? So now...nothing to wear?
Sensing Hanhan's gaze, Coco covered her chest and looked at her: "What are you looking at?"
Hanhan withdrew her gaze: "Read comics."
Coco became interested: "What comic makes me healthy."
After saying that, the girl grabbed her and Hanhan immediately ran away in panic and said, "What are you doing? I haven't finished reading yet."
Seeing Hanhan's reaction, Coco, who didn't care at first, immediately noticed something was wrong.
Coco: There’s a problem!
But seeing Hanhan hugging the comic like a protective kitten, Keke knew that a strong attack would definitely not work, so she rolled her eyes and said, "You stingy man, you won't read it if you don't want to."
Then she said again: "I'm hungry."
Hanhan asked: "Where are you hungry?"
Coco said bluntly: "Of course I'm hungry, otherwise where else could I be hungry?"
Hanhan looked at her with a meaningful look: "Oh?"
Being stared at by Hanhan made her feel a little nervous, so Keke hurriedly said: "My little maid, shouldn't now be the time for you to feed your master?"
After hearing this, Hanhan said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'll go see if there's anything to eat, but... you're not allowed to browse my books casually."
Coco pretended not to care and said: "Tsk, whoever wants to say it looks like that."
Hanhan was worried: "You swear!"
Coco swore: "If I peek, I'll just be a little smaller!"
After hearing this, Hanhan nodded: "Okay, it's poisonous enough."
At least it seemed poisonous enough to her.
So Hanhan stood up, put on her slippers, warned Keke again not to look, and then walked out of the box.
Coco pretended to play a PS game and listened to the footsteps fading away. She looked left and right to make sure it was safe, and then immediately moved her hand to the cushion where Hanhan had been sitting. After some groping, she finally found Hanhan's comic book.
There were a few big words "Citrus Aroma" written on it. Looking at the content, Coco's cheeks were slightly red and her eyes widened: "It's actually like this!"
Just as he was thinking about it, Coco didn't notice that the door of the box was opened a crack.
Then Hanhan's smiling voice came: "Keke, what are you looking at?"
When Coco heard this, she was so frightened that she immediately clamped her legs together and turned her head stiffly. Then she saw Hanhan with a smile on her face.
Seeing this, Coco put the book back and cleared her throat: "Ahem, um, I saw you put the book under the mat, I was afraid that you would break it when you sat down, so I took it out for you, what about that, is there anything to eat?"
Hanhan stared at Ke Qi and said, "Isn't this ready-made?"
Seeing Hanhan walk in, Coco finally realized the danger.
Thirty-six strategies, go ahead!
Coco touched the wall and slowly walked towards the door: "I suddenly want to go to the toilet, so... excuse me first!"
Unexpectedly, Hanhan closed the door and locked it.
This time it was Coco's turn to be scared. She quickly said seriously: "Hanhan, don't forget we still have a bet!"
Hanhan smiled and said: "Of course I remember, so... woof woof, woof woof woof!"
cocoa:"!
As the saying goes, contracts, like HiSilicon, are meant to be torn.
Understand that she bullied Hanhan so much before, and now it's time for her to take revenge.
And after that...
...Jue Juezi's side...
After cleaning up, the maid Jue Juezi wiped her sweat and said, "It's finally done. By the way, it's time to deliver food to Coco and the others."
Just as she was thinking about it, she suddenly received a message from Coco's mobile phone.
Coco: "Hanhan and I have eaten and are ready to go to bed. There is no need to prepare dinner."
Although Jue Juezi felt strange, he could only sigh: "Young people are good and fall asleep, so I'll go and rest too."
The girl yawned and returned to the bedroom.
But this night is destined to be anything but peaceful!
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