The dog-headed ultimate move of the CD shoes is extremely short, and combined with the cooldown reduction effect of the wind dragon, Coco even started to use the ultimate move to stack Q.
But standing firm and hitting the road and then using Q to eat your own stone man is not very comfortable at all.
You may not know what the concept of a 681-layer Q head in 26 minutes is in the professional arena.
We usually only use four words to describe this kind of dog-headed...desert god of death!
Many people often say:
Back then, Cube defeated the two angels Theshy and Shanji with one hand, and my cocoa destroyed a JDG, so that was no problem!
To ambush him, don't take the wind dragon first, there is no need to take the wind dragon.
Xiaolong looked dead from the opposite side, so he backhanded a Desert Death single-handedly and shouted Q loudly.
He (Zoom) also brings it alone on the road, but don't be afraid, his equipment can't beat Coco.
Holy Separator, Force of Nature, Big Ice Heart, CD Shoes, this equipment is awesome.
It would be a sure win if this broken stopwatch could be replaced with a stopwatch, but it cannot be replaced.
It was stupid for JDG to leave an Angel alone, and Coco directly ate the second tower on the opposite side.
Seeing that the dragon was about to open on the opposite side, Ning kept shouting: "Keke, prepare a punishment, Coco will stand up to him (Kanavi), Coco, you don't even want the dragon, Coco, hurry up!"
Coco: Your words sound familiar!
Without enough time to recall which passage of the Bible this was, Coco had already arrived at the Dragon Pit, teleported and exchanged punishment.
Ning suddenly realized that he had just caught the auxiliary flash in Punishment, so he was still on CD.
For this reason, he secretly thought: If you use it wrongly, you should be punished, but it doesn't matter. Pour Cocoa a cup of tea.
Pour me a cappuccino for Coco! Start your punishment show!
Ning: Punish it, punish it (little dragon)!
Xiaolong has already started fighting, and Coco clicks on the punishment he got in exchange for the unsealed secret book to indicate that he can cooperate.
Seeing this signal, Ning thought to herself: Beautiful!
Get, get, get, get!
But at this time, Xiong jumped in with the R skill because the blind monk didn't punish him.
Ning was very puzzled. He looked at the punishment of his top laner and said doubtfully: "You (Kanavi) can snatch the dragon with just one punishment, you can snatch the dragon! I will eat this computer screen on the spot!"
cocoa:"???"
broken! Anyone who says this will get into trouble!
Sure enough, in this stunned moment, Keke used Punishment + Q, preparing to cooperate with the blind monk QQ to kill the dragon.
Unexpectedly, Xiong on the opposite side followed up with a punishment and actually predicted Coco's situation.
Suddenly, Xiaolong was directly punished by JDG.
Ning pursed her lips and swallowed again.
Computer screen: I was so scared!
Fortunately, Coco reacted quickly and kept shouting: "Kill! Kill! Kill!"
Ever since, a 5v5 battle broke out between the two sides at Xiaolong.
Originally, JDG didn't want to take over for the Wind Dragon, but their own EZ and Lucian have reached the peak of their combat power. If they don't take the opportunity to start a team to regain some advantages at this time, they will be completely passive.
But at this time, they finally underestimated the fighting power of the dog head.
Sometimes people always think that Kotou is a late-stage hero. In fact, players who have played Kotou know that the curve of Kotou is like Coco's proud figure. It is low at both ends and high in the middle. It is a pure hero with mid-term power.
Although in the later stage, he has theoretically the ability to stack Q wirelessly, as the opponent equips him, melee heroes like Dog Tou who lack the means to break out can easily be killed by walking dogs.
Fortunately, it's 25 minutes now. This... is the peak period of the dog's life!
Death is coming!
The dust of death surrounded the desert God of Death. Coco took the lead and rushed directly into the crowd on the opposite side.
The magic resistance of the force of nature made the stunted angel's attack on Coco only scratch, so he aimed his spear at the blind monk who also rushed forward.
The other AD outputs are also helpless against Coco, because at this time Coco has a big ice heart + chain armor on his body.
The group attack speed reduction + high armor + normal attack damage reduction directly eliminates half of the opponent's four AD outputs. By the way, it also makes the angel's scraping technique much slower.
At this time, Wanhao used his big move to take away the blind monk who was charging forward.
Although Wanhao's martial arts of RE followed by Angel R were very cool, but it also gave Coco a chance.
The W skill Impotence knocked out the unpurified Lucian's E skill. Coco chased after him and hit a flash with a Q. At the same time, the Japanese woman countered with E to control the EZ and Q that came up from E to stun.
Xiong blocked Cocoa, and Cocoa simply turned around to deal damage to Xiong, continuously tapping his Q skill for more than one second.
The fact that there is no tank in front of Shenfen is no lie. With the two sticks of E skill, the bear who has already suffered a wave of damage before grabbing the dragon can only retreat.
At this time, Coco spends a Lucian with W, kills a bear with Q, EZ is controlled by the Japanese girl, Angel can't attack the power of nature, and all the main forces on the opposite side are held back by Coco.
When Wan Hao was solved by Coco's teammates first, the stick in Coco's hand was still strong and he even ran towards EZ.
Coco: Do you want to choose this red-hot sacred Separatist stick in my hand, or me...
Before EZ could make a choice, Coco came up with the second wither, and flashed two sticks.
At the same time, the blind monk touched Coco with W, kicked the bear with Q, and dodged a horizontal kick with R, directly knocking away Angel + Lucian who was hit by the Japanese girl R.
Varus flashed over and wrapped EZ with an R.
During the pursuit, Coco first passed by a Q and killed the angel who was beaten to death by Rookie's flash WQE. Then he followed up with a Q and killed Lucian.
It happened that Varus on the other side also disabled the EZ that used purification. Coco forgot to count the number of people and shouted quickly: "Five kills, five kills!"
She attacked the bear first, then cooperated with her teammates to knock it to death.
Then the sprinting speed picked up, and Coco chased EZ, chasing him all the way to the bottom lane and successfully killing him.
In an instant, the voice broadcast of four kills appeared, and Coco was very puzzled: "Where is my five kills?"
Rookie looked at his extra head and said, "Oh, I took it."
Coco immediately looked like a team leader: "Huh?"
At this time, Ah Shui reminded: "Old Song killed one first, but how come you took away four of Old Song's five kills!"
Coco: Damn it, I’ve become a bad woman who steals five kills!
Because the scene was too chaotic, the commentator also thought that the Desert Death God was going to get five kills. Guan Zeyuan said passionately: "The Desert Death God! Can resist the front in 1v4, and the constantly refreshed sprint and wither can allow her to continuously hit soul-sucking blows. , can you withstand my 700-level skill!"
I remember also echoing: "Is the Desert God of Death going to kill five people? Four kills! One less!"
Rita found an opportunity to speak: "Rookie got it. The first set of skills of Enchantress was given to R's wrist first, and there was no pentakill."
Just when I was about to comment on Rookie’s barrage, I immediately said:
"Misunderstanding cleared!"
"It turns out that Coco stole Rookie's pentakill. Are you not apologizing?"
"As we all know, an apology requires or2 to reveal the xx, so that it can be sincere."
"Today is Xiaoyu's interview. You really want Rookie to die!"
"I don't care, I just want to watch Coco. I'm so envious of him being taught a lesson by Coco with a big stick. Let me try too!"
The barrage is like a dog-head's combat power that is becoming more and more unparalleled.
Looking at the field again, after one wave, Coco's Q skill has 36 more levels, and the overall level has exceeded 700. In the later stage, it is enough to transform into a big devil.
Although there is an angel on the opposite side who is also a developmental hero, the relationship between the angel and the dog head is like Hanhan and Coco.
Even though they look the same, it's impossible for the barren Hanhan to compete with Coco's plump figure.
Hanhan sneezed in front of the computer: "Ah! It must be my sister who misses me."
And such a bully will not delay JDG's late-stage capital.
IG played 0 for 5 and then pushed + took the dragon, and then gathered together to rush to the high ground of JDG.
It's a pity that Ke Ke rushed too fiercely, but Chao Shen just gave him a thousand yuan.
Coco: It turns out that being too aggressive is not good for your health. (no)
Fortunately, as a girl, Coco doesn’t have a CD (no)
Fortunately, Coco dispersed the opponent alone, allowing his teammates to complete the harvest.
With the blessing of the Baron Buff, IG played 2 for 4, and the three of them demolished the tower to end the game.
As JDG's base exploded, I remember shouting: "Let us congratulate IG for getting a good start against JDG."
Guan Zeyuan also said with joy: "Although this dog's head fell on the eve of dawn, I have to admit that Chizuru performed very well, entering 1v4 and 1v5 in various ways, so please let us give this hero and select this hero. The heroic Chizuru, with the utmost respect, also allows us to call this hero by his true name, Desert Death!"
Audience: "Desert Death!"
With the cheers of the audience, everyone on IG left after celebrating. As expected, the final MVP was given to Coco.
The 8-1-5 dog head has a 4100 yuan advantage in the opponent's economy, the injury rate is 31%, and the output is 21701!
Seeing this, everyone in the dog-head barbarians, who had been ridden on their heads for many years, was extremely happy:
"It is my duty to restore the glory of the dog head!"
"Nasus Coco, the desert god of death forever!"
"Desert Death? Desert Goddess!"
Seeing the dog head acting like this, the Angel Bar held a meeting all night. The runes specifically targeted at the dog head were like Hongkongdoll (doll sister) and they wore masks, one set after another. It was necessary to avenge the shame.
But in fact... Angel and Dog Tou have already become top laners. Is it still meaningful for the eldest brother to laugh at the second brother?
And this is out of Coco's control.
Soon the second game started. Coco went on the road and got Gwen, but as expected, he was poked by Ueno and Ueno in turn.
Coco: Gwen who teases me every day, Gwen who teases me every day, do you really like Gwen who teases me so much?
Fortunately, while Coco was being poked, his teammates were using their strength.
So Coco, who had been fucked, took the unbearable experience and won the game with a record of 2-5.
Ah Shui won the MVP award and said happily: What, it turns out that fishing with cocoa has such a miraculous effect!
cocoa:? ? ?
It really lives up to the old saying, fishermen keep fishing!
Remember: "Congratulations to IG, they defeated JDG 2:0 cleanly and defended their first place in the regular season."
At the same time, everyone in IG immediately went to JDG’s competition seat.
Duke Zoom also put aside his superior arrogance and shook hands with Coco sincerely: "Seventh sister, dog head, ah no, the Desert Death God and Gwen are very embarrassed."
When Coco heard this, she responded happily: "Thank you, I'm also looking forward to the next showdown with you."
Zoom was a little embarrassed when I heard it.
Next time or whatever...it will definitely be next time.
Then the five IG members came to the center of the stage and performed a standard bow.
This time, I was so happy that I forgot to cover my brother. He only realized when his body was bowed down and immediately covered his chest.
So the camera on the front was about to capture the spring light, but Coco held it back with one hand.
Coco: It was so dangerous, the northern hemisphere was almost exposed.
The barrage was also very upset:
"Ahh! If you want to cover it, just cover it early. What do you mean by covering it halfway!"
"It's appetizing, isn't it, bad girl Cocoa!"
"Damn it, I can't sleep tonight again, there's nothing I can do...start the little pink software!"
"Is there any cocoa on the pink little software?"
“Station B’s ‘Hanhanzi’s Cocoa’, remember to pay attention.”
"..., blanch! Who can read the official pink little software!"
But until then, there are other places they can see cocoa beans, and that's...
...Post-game interview session...
Xiaoyu, wearing a cool dress, stood on the side of the stage with a microphone in her hand: "Welcome to the post-game interview. I am the host Xiaoyu. Here are the top laner Chizuru and mid laner Rookie of today's winner IG team. Let’s say hello first.”
As Xiaoyu was talking, Coco pulled Rookie and then changed positions.
Coco, who was originally beside Xiaoyu, moved aside, and Rookie was moved to Xiaoyu's side.
Barrage: "I, Qingjie, the female Cao thief Keke no longer NTR!"
While Xiaoyu was suppressing her laughter, Rookie looked at her and smiled: "Hello everyone, I am Rookie, IG's mid laner."
Coco waved: "Hello everyone, I am Chizuru, IG's top laner."
The professional Xiaoyu quickly adjusted her attitude and said: "Welcome to you. First of all, congratulations on winning today's competition. Here are a few questions prepared for you."
"Let me ask our Chizuru player first. In the first game, you chose Desert Death to restrain the opponent's Angel. The effect was also very good. Is this IG's secret weapon?"
Coco thought for a while and responded: "It's not a secret weapon, after all, this is how we play in the dog head bar."
As soon as these words came out, there were bursts of cheers from the audience. Obviously, the dog-head guy was very happy.
Xiaoyu continued to ask: "It turns out that I learned from Tieba, so in the next version, Angel will also receive a wave of small enhancements. What does Chizuru think, with the increase in Angel players, will Dog Head have more fun? "
Coco simply organized the words and said: "Probably not. After all, there is no guarantee who will win between the angel and the dog head. If you really want to say you are happy, I think jungler is the happiest. After all, my son has become stronger and became a father. It must be very gratifying.”
As soon as these words came out, the angels and dog-headed players who were originally arguing were silent.
"Fuck! Why is it so real!"
"So, our enemy is never the top laner, but the jungler!"
"We are born from the same roots (both are sons of junglers), so why are we so impatient with each other?"
Seeing that their eldest and second child finally woke up, the wild dads all showed happy smiles.
Jungler: There are still many good people (dog heads, angels) in the world!
Keke never expected that one of his interviews would lead to two top laners shaking hands and making peace.
Xiaoyu responded a few words and then looked at Rookie: "Then I have another question for our Rookie players. In the first game, you also stole Chizuru's pentakill because you killed Wanhao. Do you have a good apology for this?”
Facing the microphone handed to him, Rookie smiled and said: "Why do you feel like you are talking about the team leader? And I was also the first to kill at the time, so it shouldn't be considered a robbery."
Xiaoyu asked back: "If Keke kills four first, will you grab them?"
Rookie did not hesitate: "Yes!"
After hearing this, Coco showed a helpless smile: Some people call their teammates daddy for their five kills, and some call their teammates daddy for their own five kills.
It can only be said that the most high-end opponents often appear in the form of teammates.
Coco: This B team will have to finish sooner or later!
After hearing this answer, Xiaoyu also said: "It seems that the atmosphere in our IG team is still very good."
Barrage: "Do you want to listen to what you are saying?"
Then Xiaoyu asked again: "Speaking of team dominance, who in the IG team is relatively stronger?"
After hearing this, Rookie subconsciously looked at Coco.
Coco also gave Rookie a look that you know.
Ever since, Rookie smiled and said: "It must not be Coco. As for who it is, I can't say."
Xiaoyu said clearly: "It's definitely not Coco. It seems that our Coco is highly regarded by her teammates. She is indeed a cute girl who can feed the whole team."
Coco: Why do I feel like what you said is weird?
Finally, Xiaoyu asked a few more daily questions, and then concluded: "Okay, thank you Chizuru and Rookie players for accepting our interview. The post-game interview ends here. Next, we will have our fan interaction session. First of all, please Bring out the other members of IG."
Hearing the sound, other IG members who had been waiting behind the stage for a long time came on stage one by one.
Then Xiaoyu also invited lucky fans to take photos on stage.
Looking at the shy fans coming up one by one, Ah Shui sighed: "When will this B session be cancelled?"
Just when Ah Shui was bored, a beautiful young lady walked onto the stage with various small gifts in her hands.
Xiaoyu immediately clapped and said, "Wow! A very special fan. Let me introduce myself first."
Hearing the sound, the female fan stood next to Xiaoyu, approached the microphone she handed her and said, "Hello everyone, I am a fan of Rookie player."
As soon as these words came out, the audience immediately started to boo.
Rookie: You really want me to die!
And Xiaoyu smiled and said: "So I am a fan of Rookie player, so do you want to comment, is today a Rookie show or a Chizuru show?"
The female fan didn't hesitate for even 0.1 second, and directly came up with a classic reproduction: "Chizuru show!"
After hearing this, Rookie felt a little sad. She covered her face and lowered her head under Ning's gloating eyes.
Xiaoyu also smiled and said: "Very good! Very candid! And I saw you brought a gift, right?"
After hearing this, the female fan suddenly understood and picked up the paper bag and said: "Yes, the guide... specially bought it for everyone on IG before I came here."
The girl almost said the word 'director', but luckily she managed to recover.
While the fans were still wondering what to do with Coco's 'director', the female fans had already taken out the headdresses one by one from the paper bag.
Rookie got a Jiyin headdress, Ning got a horn headdress, Baolan got a cat ear headdress, Ah Shui got a Shiba Inu headdress, and when they arrived at Coco, the female fan smiled slightly and took out a pair of bunny ears.
While Xiaoyu was smiling like an aunt, she suddenly saw the female fan handing her a fox headdress.
Xiaoyu said in surprise: "Ah? Me too?"
The female fan nodded.
Understanding that this was a staff member sent by the director to raise the topic, Xiaoyu had no choice but to accept it happily and asked the team members: "Do you want to wear it? Oh, I have already put it on."
When I looked over, I saw that the fans on IG had already put on their headgear in advance, and the comments on the barrage began.
"Why is Coco a little bunny and not a little fox?"
"What's wrong with Coco's little bunny? I just like to see Coco's little bunny."
"Do you like Coco the Bunny, or do you like Coco the Bunny?"
"There's something wrong with you!"
"The fox wants to eat the chicken. The fox Xiaoyu and the broiler Rookie are a perfect match."
"How do you eat Xisuo?"
You will soon know how to eat it!
When the IG team members put it on, Xiaoyu asked the female fan, "Is there anything you want to say to the team members?"
The female fan thought for a while, flipped through the script given by the director on her phone and said, "Yes, uh... wait a minute."
I heard her blessing the other members of IG one by one. When Rookie saw this, she suddenly said: "Well, isn't JDG known as the thousand-jin brother? Being able to win JDG now means that IG's food is also good, and Rookie didn't answer last time. , so this time I also want to ask the Rookie contestant whether it is Coco who cooks better, or Sister Xiaoyu who cooks better."
After saying this, the female fan covered her face, as if she was afraid of blood splattering on her face.
Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin! See you in the picture!
Rookie: Good guy, your map is quite long!
At the same time, the audience was bursting into exclamations, making Rookie even afraid to speak.
Xiaoyu couldn't wait any longer, or she wanted to know the answer. She handed over the microphone: "Rookie player, don't you want to answer it?"
Rookie adjusted it and said: "Wow, you are... so funny, but I think Xiaoyu's rice must be better."
Audience: "Wow!"
In addition, Xiaoyu also showed a victorious look.
But Coco on the side looked slightly sideways, as if to say: Brother Rookie, that's not what you said last night!
But it doesn’t matter, IG’s vlog documentary will be released soon.
You’ll know who’s meal tastes better then.
But this is not the most powerful one, the most powerful one is yet to come.
After some adjustments, the fan photo session continued: "Well, can Ah Shui and Rookie compare their hearts, and Sister Xiaoyu and Cocoa compare their hearts?"
Xiaoyu: "Me? Is that okay?"
Her eyes were asking about Coco, not Rookie.
Rookie was hit hard again and his vision went dark on the spot.
In the past, it was fine if you just ntr alone, but now you have to ntr as a couple, right?
Coco and Ah Shui were also confused: Why are you returning AOE!
Facts have proved that in the LPL arena, the most lethal sentence is always: I am your fan!
Finally, Coco walked over and looked at Rookie: Brother Rookie, you don’t want to embarrass Sister Xiaoyu, right?
There was no other way, so Rookie could only step aside and make a heart-to-heart comparison with Ah Shui.
Coco here, at Xiaoyu's request, made a heart-to-heart gesture with her arms on top of her head, face to face.
Seeing such a scene, Rookie kept looking sideways and felt numb all over.
The only thing that could comfort him was that Ah Shui looked quite like Xiaoyu.
Ah Shui: Huh? (Sword Demon Sound)
After the interview, the fans took the gifts and left with satisfaction. They even didn’t take back the headdresses given to everyone on IG.
Director: Unlucky boy, those props have to be reimbursed, you have to get them back!
The post-match interactive session ended here. IG everyone left the field, and the coach had been waiting for a long time.
After a brief review, everyone at IG immediately returned to the club without any further delay.
As for Rookie, he was taken home directly by Xiaoyu. After all, the young couple hadn't seen each other for a long time.
Coco also picked up a change of clothes at the base, and then sent a message to her sister, "I won't go back tonight."
But after she put away her phone, she hurried home without stopping. This turned out to be a nonsensical message!
Coco: Xiao Hanhan, you used to like sneaking into IG’s base to scare me, right? Today I’m going to scare you back with a sudden night attack!
Wang Shouyi's revenge must be avenged tonight!
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