Seeing the intensity of his bridesmaids group, Li Nan was dumbfounded: What a guy! Why have I never seen you so reluctant to part with me on weekdays? Today I want to be widowed by ***!
And it seems that there is still one final piece of cocoa left.
Aunt Nan hurriedly called her over and said, "Keke, please be patient, don't take it too seriously, otherwise I won't be able to marry your Aunt Nan!"
When Coco heard this, she understood that the intensity of sex between her sister and Nuonuo was too high, and her eldest cousin had directly hit each other's uncultured buttocks. Now she was the only one who could let go.
After all, there is a lot of water! (no)
Ahem, the challenge question hasn't been released yet, so there's more room for it.
However, the challenges were thwarted one after another, and the self-esteem of the groomsmen group was aroused. The best man 1 was the first to propose: "Last chance! Can we choose a challenge ourselves?"
When Coco heard this, she wondered if there was no chance for her to show off, so she also canceled the Alliance Solo challenge and proactively asked, "Okay, I can do whatever you want."
Faced with the last chance, the groomsmen began to think about it.
First of all, we must understand, what are girls least good at? That must be a game!
The best man 1 noticed the two laptops already placed in the wedding room and immediately remembered that his best friend was an alliance master.
So he immediately shouted: "Let's play games, Xiaojun, it's up to you!"
Coco was puzzled and confirmed: "Are you...sure?"
As she spoke, she blinked wildly at the other person.
Seeing this, the best man was overjoyed: "She feels guilty, Xiaojun, come on!"
"
But "Xiao Jun", the only best man among the group who had contact with the alliance, also noticed Coco in the corner.
I retrieved the glasses that had just been knocked off and took a closer look... Why do they look more familiar the more I look at them?
Bang! Bang! winter!
Best Man 4: "Fuck! Chizuru!"
Uncle Nan, who knew Coco very well, also covered the mouth of Best Man 1 and said to Coco, "No, he is joking, we don't play games."
After hearing this, Coco was secretly glad that the opponent did not choose, because...
Coco: Standing in front of you is the 2020 LPL Spring Split, MSC, Summer Split, and S Split Champions! 2021 Spring Split, MSI Championship! Han Hanzi’s husband! Blackie's nemesis! Chizuru da!
If he really plays a game that girls are not good at, I guess Uncle Nan will turn into a cowherd on the spot and never get married in this life.
[An app that has been running stably for many years, comparable to the old book-chasing tool, used by all old bookworms.
, the wedding celebration of the bride and groom came to a successful conclusion.
Seeing Aunt Nan and Uncle Nan exit and change clothes, Coco finally breathed a sigh of relief.
...in the banquet hall...
Coco, who was wearing high heels, and the three bridesmaids staggered to the seats reserved for the groomsmen and bridesmaids.
The surrounding VIPs were chatting with each other, but the four girls just wanted to sit down and rest for a while.
After all, they had only slept for a few hours since they were busy last night, and they didn't even have a chance to rest during this period.
However, when Coco sat down, she suddenly stood up again and cried out in pain: "Ah~"
The other three people looked at it in confusion. In the end, Coco took the key to the safe that was wrapped in pink gauze from the bottom of her gauze skirt and said, "It turned out that it was leaked. The key slipped out and was hooked on the skirt."
hateful! My innocence was almost ruined just now!
But Jue Juezi asked meaningfully: "Where was it just pierced? Such a big reaction?"
Keke said angrily: "It's the legs!"
As she said that, Hanhan stuffed the keys back under her skirt and put them away.
But the look just now made Hanhan and Juejuezi laugh out loud.
Seeing this, Coco picked up a piece of cucumber used to accompany the roast duck with one hand, stuffed it directly into their mouths and said, "Don't laugh!"
As a result, Jue Juezi shamelessly ate the cucumber, and then opened his mouth again: "Ah~ feed me Coco!"
Coco snorted coldly after seeing it, but still picked up the spring roll, rolled up the duck meat, shredded green onions and sweet noodle sauce and stuffed it into Jue Juezi's mouth.
No way, who makes her so cute!
Of course, Ke Ke couldn't be unfavorable to one, so she rolled up a bigger one and stuffed it into Hanhan's mouth, stuffing the two clingy kittens full and full.
Just when Coco was about to fill up her hungry self, several handsome young men came over.
Two of them were groomsmen, and the other two had been met before at my cousin's wedding.
Needless to say, this is the man who wants to poke himself!
The leading young man greeted: "I'm starving, miss. Is there no one here?"
Coco shook her head politely: "No, please sit down."
Hearing the sound, several people sat down.
But Coco didn't pay too much attention to it. She ate her own food and even fed Hanhan to each other from time to time.
At first, the young man opposite was still chatting among the parents, and then he started chatting about the bridesmaids here. They all said they were beautiful and had good figures.
This is ridiculous: My sister and I played tricks more than 20 years ago. As former male compatriots, I know exactly what the people across from me are thinking and where they are looking!
So now, raise Jue Juezi for a day and use Jue Juezi for a while!
Coco: Close the door! Let Nono go!
Thinking like this, Coco began to give secret signals to Jue Juezi, rubbing her slender legs against hers.
As a result, Jue Juezi ate the meal as if nothing had happened, and Cocoa had no choice but to continue eating.
And being keenly aware of the smile on the corner of Jue Juezi's lips, Coco couldn't help but leaned over and whispered, "You're enjoying it, aren't you! It's your turn!"
Jue Juezi thought to himself: He was discovered!
Unable to continue enjoying Coco's leg massage, Jue Juezi could only wipe his mouth with a wet wipe, and then asked the waiter for a few bottles of high-altitude wine that he could drink without killing anyone.
Just when the young people launched an offensive against Han Han and Coco and wanted to raise a glass to get to know each other, Jue Juezi filled a glass and said, "Thank you for your hard work. On behalf of the woman, I would like to toast you!"
Seeing a beautiful young girl taking the initiative to offer a toast, the four of them were flattered and hurriedly filled it.
I thought I was going to take a sip, but Jue Juezi drank it all, then blinked and looked at the four of them with his big eyes.
And these guys are all born and raised in the south. How can they compare with a girl like Jue Juezi who has half of the hidden blood from the three eastern provinces? You can’t drink at all, okay?
But the other party's attitude of "Fuck you, you can do whatever you want" successfully used the male
People's self-esteem is hampered by them. (The prerequisite for standing up is to have the looks and figure like Jue Juezi)
Originally, a few people came here to chat with Sister Kehan, but now...
Jue Jue Zi: You must attack the minion with taunt first!
At such a scene, Keke and Hanhan laughed out loud. The eldest cousin who was also urged to get married quietly gave the two younger cousins a thumbs up.
But as everyone knows, the man is blocked and a new nightmare is about to begin!
I don’t know how long it took, but the wedding was gradually coming to an end.
Father Lin and Mother Lin finally got away after seeing off the distinguished guests.
Next, they were going to check the results and see how their daughter talked with the sons of her old friends.
Who would have thought that just as they walked over, the two old men were dumbfounded.
On the wine table, I saw my eldest cousin feeling dizzy, and Hanhan and Keke were also leaning against each other with their cheeks crossed.
Jue Juezi on the other side was facing four big men, but at this time, three of them were already lying on the wine table, and there was another one who was dizzy... punching?
After drinking more than a kilogram of white wine, Jue Juezi finished warming up, his cheeks were flushed, he stepped on the stool with one foot and said: "What a dragon! How good you two! Three-star photo! Drink!"
After being handed a glass of liquor, the remaining young man was stunned and said on the spot: "Check! Big brother! Oh no, big sister... I really can't drink anymore, let's get over here!"
Jue Juezi hadn't finished his fun yet: "That's it. Are you raising fish? Or keeping healthy? Forget it, I'll drink it for you this time, let's continue!"
As she said that, she took a sip and turned around to continue fighting. When she looked, the last survivor had already fallen down on the table.
Jue Juezi: "???"
At this moment, other young people who originally wanted to get close to toast were also afraid.
This girl...is a little too pushy!
and...
Coco's eyes were blurred, and she hugged Hanhan beside her and said, "Juejuezi is so scary! Hanhan... I want to go home!"
Hanhan was also drunk and said: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
The two girls were extremely shy and seemed to be drinking too much.
Obviously Jue Juezi's wine table damage is not a targeting skill, but AOE.
After all, the other party drank, and as women, they had to drink at least a few drinks to be polite.
But just this one scene made the two sisters faint.
Seeing this, Jue Juezi also realized that she was a little too high, so she decided to stay here. She asked Coco's second cousin to carry her eldest cousin, and she lifted up Coco and Hanhan one by one.
She looks like a beautiful young warrior! But her devilish figure and face obscured her true nature.
Just when he saw Father Lin and Mother Lin coming over, Jue Juezi calmed down a little and said, "Uncle Lin, Aunt Li... do you want a drink?"
Father Lin, who had already drank a lot, waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, no, you drink."
Li Ling was a little worried: "Nono, what are you..."
Jue Juezi scratched his head and said, "Oh, I had a few drinks. It's okay. I'll just send them back. That...Uncle Lin, after a while, say hello to my dad for me and say I'm leaving first."
Father Lin nodded: "Okay...well, go slower on the road."
Jue Juezi was very sober and said, "Don't worry, I asked my friend to pick us up."
After saying that, Jue Juezi hurriedly retreated with the two sisters.
It really means: when it’s over, just brush off your clothes and hide your merit and fame!
As for the blind date thing...
Everyone was knocked down! Return the hammer! Wake up the bar!
In this way, Keke Hanhan escaped the blind date crisis by killing 800 enemies and losing 1145.14 to himself.
...Coco and Hanhan's home...
Jue Juezi walked into the living room with Ke Kezi and Han Hanzi on his arms.
By this time, Keke had already woken up quite a bit, and she passed by the trash can aimed at the living room.
Peng~
Coco scolded: "Let you watch again!"
Jue Juezi showed an expression of surprise: "..., poof, so that's it!"
Seeing that Hanhan was already drowsy, Juejuezi threw the two of them back to the bedroom.
Then the two sisters immediately hugged each other subconsciously.
Maple and Bell? (no)
After watching it, Jue Juezi complained: "Shen is dead, but who allowed Sister Qin to be my sister for so long? You should have a good rest and come and play with you when I have time."
After saying that, Jue Juezi closed the door for the two of them and retreated.
As soon as she got into her friend's car, Jue Juezi immediately entered Coco's fan group and started showing off.
Jue Juezi: "Brother, cute! This wave...all of them fall down in this wave!"
As she spoke, she patted the wine bottle on the wine table.
After watching it, the good brothers praised it one after another.
"Jue Juezi is so awesome! Arrange it as you say! Yes!"
"You are in a professional bar. Where is the blind date introduced by Hanhan's family before?"
Jue Juezi: "Watch your wording. What do you mean by a blind date? I've never even had a drink. How can I be called a blind date?"
"Good brother Jue Juezi! Protector of flowers! The innocence of wives has been preserved!"
"Drunk the Seven Lords (drank down seven people)! Absolutely, powerful in China!"
"Red wine should be killed? Take the leader of all armies?"
"So where is Coco's best friend? Have you taken the photo?"
Jue Juezi: "#!"
Dijuzi: "Is there a possibility that Keke's best friend is Sister Qin?"
"Damn it! No!"
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
"Ahhh! Juejuezi, I will declare you!"
Jue Juezi: "Go away! I'm going to attack your wives!"
The girl is in an identity crisis, and Kehan on the other side is not honest either.
...in the bedroom...
I don’t know how much time passed, but the drunk Keke said to the lake, “It’s so hot.”
As she said that, the girl subconsciously kicked off her clothes...but she was still a little hot. She sat up, found the remote control, and turned on the air conditioner.
The thirsty girl drank the water that Jue Juezi left in front of the table.
After waking up a little, the cold wind from the air conditioner blew in, and Coco shrank her shoulders again, and then saw Hanhan who had already taken off her clothes in her sleep.
After blinking, Coco, who yawned, came over and hugged Hanhan, found a comfortable position to lie down, put Hanhan's hand on her waist, and fell asleep hastily.
It can only be said that although the purpose of this wave was to avoid being poked, we still got poked in the end...
