However, after preparing things, shooting a short video, and chatting with Aunt Nan for a while, Keke, who had just made a bold statement, fell asleep on the sofa.
I don’t know how long it took, but the night passed and the east became white.
Suddenly I heard loud gongs and drums and firecrackers blasting outside the window.
Coco, who was awakened by the sound, turned over, hugged Hanhan's waist, and pressed on Hanhan's body.
But the steel plate was too hard and it was uncomfortable to sleep on, so Coco woke up confused.
When he looked over, Jue Juezi was swiping his camera at the two of them, recording the sweet scene of the sisters.
At this time, the eldest cousin rushed into the wedding room and greeted: "Come on, come on! The wedding team is here!"
As soon as these words came out, Coco became energetic, and everyone who had dozed in the room immediately got up, and then looked out the window.
Then I saw black cars tied with red ropes, forming a long black queue outside the villa. As the groom, Uncle Nan led a group of relatives and friends to gather outside the iron gate and kept spreading red envelopes into the courtyard.
In less than ten minutes, the bride's relatives and friends in the courtyard were overwhelmed by the groom's coin-throwing attack and rushed towards the wedding room.
In an instant, all of Coco's cousins retreated to the wedding room.
Seeing that Keke and others were still watching the fun by the window, Aunt Nan reminded: "Keke, Hanhan and Nuonuo, are you awake? It's time to do business when you wake up!"
Hearing the sound, Coco said confidently: "Don't worry, leave it to me!"
As she said that, she and her good sisters gathered around Aunt Nan.
Not long after, footsteps downstairs came outside the door.
Then they heard the door lock click open twice, and everyone instantly understood that there was a mole outside!
Then, the four groomsmen swarmed in. Uncle Nan, the leader, was pushed and slid directly into the house.
Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter.
But then groups of relatives and friends came over with fireworks in their hands. Keke Hanhan had quick eyesight and hid behind Jue Juezi.
Amidst the screams of everyone, Coco secretly rejoiced: "What a close call, I almost got shot all over!"
Looking at Jue Juezi in front, he was sprayed with ribbons and fireworks all over his body.
Jue Juezi: So when you said you wanted me to be a shield, it turned out to be in a physical sense!
Fortunately, there was only one wave of offensive, and everyone was already kneeling when they came in. Uncle Nan moved over in two steps on the spot, took Aunt Nan's hand and knelt down on one knee: "Daughter-in-law! Let's go! Put on your shoes and get married!"
At the same time, the groomsmen behind him began to cheer: "Promise him! Promise him!"
Aunt Nan chuckled lightly and asked, "Where are the shoes?"
At this time, it was Coco's turn to appear. The girl stood up and said, "Uncle Nan, you can't walk without shoes!"
Upon hearing the sound, the groomsmen immediately started looking for shoes.
Keke said proudly: "Give up, Uncle Nan, I worked hard to hide it for a long time. You can't find it..."
Before he finished speaking, a young man from Shan Province with an average of 1.87 fumbled around on the cabinet a few times, then took out a red embroidered shoe and said, "I found one!"
Coco asked in confusion: "I hid it so high, how did you get it?"
The best man Hanhan stood next to the cabinet, tiptoed to put the shoes back and then took them off and said, "That's it, it's too simple."
No way! No way! No one can even touch the cabinet!
In an instant, Coco suffered 10,000 points of real damage!
Coco: Damn it! I remember you! After a while, it will be designated that there is no good juice for you!
Fortunately, Coco didn't put all her eggs in the same basket, and was still proud: "There is one more."
The best man group took action again and turned the entire wedding room upside down. They were stunned but couldn't find it.
The well-informed Uncle Nan thought of something, so he pointed to the safe and said: "Good niece, the shoes are not in here."
Coco smiled slightly: "If you want to know, come and accept the challenge!"
The eldest cousin immediately jumped out and said: "It's not that simple to snatch our aunt away!"
Hanhan also pointed to the side: "Quick, quick, the props are ready. If you succeed in challenging us once, you will win!"
At this time, the groomsmen understood that it was their turn to appear, and they were very confident at this time.
Best Man 1: "I'll go first! If you have any challenges, just come up with it and do it for your good brother!"
Naturally, the first person to bear the brunt was the bridesmaid Jue Juezi. She gave her a wink and said, "Handsome man, do you know how to drink?"
Best man 1 was very confident: "You're kidding, we gentlemen from Shan Province are afraid of everything! But they are not afraid of drinking! Birdie Vodka can defeat this old man!"
When Jue Juezi heard this, he was very courageous and said: "Okay! Let's do one first!"
With that said, the girl took out a prepared glass of 53% white wine and drank it down.
The best man felt his anus tighten in an instant. He hadn't even drank the wine yet, so he couldn't speak clearly: "..., what, I drove here, didn't any of you drive?"
Best Man 2: "Ah... me, me too."
Best Man 3: "What, I took medicine, Cephalosporin, I can't drink it."
Uncle Nan: "I'm getting married. Xiaojun, you haven't taken your medicine. Come on, come on."
Best Man 4 smiled slightly, took out the pills he had prepared earlier, clapped his hands as if chewing gum to take the medicine, and said coolly: "What a coincidence, isn't it? I forgot to take it when I went out!"
What is this wave? This wave has just come out at level one, and Jue Juezi directly kills the opponent five times!
Seeing Jue Juezi being so tough, Coco couldn't help but go over and touch her belly, exclaiming: "It tastes really good! Are you okay?"
Jue Juezi held down Coco's hand and said, "It's a piece of cake, so is there anyone who challenges me?"
The groomsmen group was silent. They could drink, but the key point was that no one dared to drink liquor as beer!
Fortunately, it didn't matter that he met Biao. Then there were three weak bridesmaids left, so all the groomsmen looked at Han Hanzi behind them.
This little girl is so delicate and easy to bully at first glance!
Best Man 1 wanted to regain his manliness with Hanhan, so he volunteered: "I challenge her!"
Hanhan pointed at herself, and when the other person nodded, she took the initiative to stand up and said: "Then let's play a puppet show. What I do, what you do, if you can do it, you will pass."
Best Man 1 smiled and said: "What's so difficult about this? It's not just casual... Damn it!
! "
When he looked over, he saw Hanhan raising his leg on the spot, and then he made a one-word horse move on the yoga mat that had been prepared.
Learn this?
The groomsmen suddenly felt a chill between their legs. After swallowing, the best man 1 pointed at the cousin behind him and said, "That...I pointed at the wrong one, I mean...this young lady!"
Suddenly everyone in the venue laughed, and the eldest cousin also came out and coughed lightly: "Let me introduce myself, I am an intern at the Psychiatric College. I have prepared a few small questions to test IQ. You must Answer within three seconds. If you answer correctly, you will pass the level."
After hearing this, the best man 1 was very confident and said decisively: "This one is good, it sounds simple. That one is numb. I'm waiting for dinner."
The eldest cousin smiled slightly and said: "Let me tell you a personal question first. Please listen to the question. The more cheese, the more cheese holes. The more cheese holes, the less cheese. Does that mean that the more cheese? Less cheese?"
Classic entrance examination questions for the mentally retarded!
What? You are already mentally retarded, why do you still need to take the exam?
As we all know, the mentally retarded bar never accepts mentally retarded people.
After hearing this, Best Man 1 was stunned for a moment: "Uh..."
The eldest cousin said coldly: "It's time."
Before Best Man 1 could recover, Best Man 2 also said, "Yes, why does the more cheese mean the less cheese?"
Coco interjected: "Stop talking, cousin, take me away and go to the hospital!"
Best Man 3 patted the two of them on the shoulders: "Brother, let me come! I will take you two out of the hospital!"
The eldest cousin continued: "Let me give you another emotional question. During the Warring States Period, there were seven big countries. When Qin unified
Why only six were killed? "
Time was limited, and the best man 2 hurriedly blurted out: "Because Qin cannot defeat the seventh country!"
The eldest cousin who deliberately let go of the water twitched at the corner of her mouth: "Discharged from the hospital? You can come in too!"
Finally, Uncle Nan couldn't help it anymore: "I'll do it!"
The eldest cousin continued: "The last question is, there is a bathtub filled with water. I give you a spoon and a basin and ask you to empty the bathtub quickly. What should you use?"
Uncle Nan said on the spot: "One in each hand, using a spoon and a basin together is faster than either one alone. You didn't say you can't use a spoon and a basin together, right? I know how to do brain teasers very well!"
The eldest cousin shook her head: "No, a normal person would pull out the plug and let out the water."
Hanhan burst out laughing. After hearing this, Uncle Nan also suddenly realized and showed a silly smile.
And Coco said: "Well...uncle, let's go to my cousin's place tomorrow. It doesn't cost any money."
As soon as these words came out, everyone realized something was wrong.
broken! Not married yet! The groom has entered! What's going on?
