Time: December 13, 2019
It has been a month since FPX won the S9 Global Finals.
After IG won the S8 global finals, League of Legends has a second spring.
On this day when countless League of Legends players were celebrating, a live broadcast room quietly opened.
[Penguin Live: Deyun Color shows you the new S10 version of the ship]
The fat guy wearing glasses in the picture is named KID. He is a former jungler for the League of Legends IG team, and he also played AD before.
Because his game understanding and skills were not bad, after his retirement, he was recruited by Deyun Sera, who was in the limelight, to serve as a game player and commentator.
However, because he always favors IG members during the commentary process, he is also known as the filial boy and the wandering god.
At this time, he was talking nonsense in the live broadcast room with millions of views.
"Don't believe it, after the changes in the jungle, the new version of the wild core hero is Big Daddy. If you can't brush the jungle, the opponent's jungler will brush you. You don't have to choose, but you have to sacrifice for the online hero you choose. of."
"Especially on the top lane, I need to replace the jungler and choose frontline and team control heroes. If I hadn't retired, I would have been able to hang out in the LPL with a man, a gun, and a leopard woman."
After a pause, as if he felt that what he said was not rigorous enough, KID added: "Unless it's that man on the road, it's okay to be his dog. I won't say who it is, everyone understands."
As soon as these words came out, the barrage started ridiculing him.
"Comeback? Vayne? 433?"
""The Man on the Road", "I Don't Say Who It Is", "Everyone Who Knows"."
"The filial boy Youshen is worthy of being the foster father of the canyon. He is a happy and filial child!"
"Is it only the top lane? What about Rookie in the middle lane? Is there a dilemma between loyalty and filial piety?"
Looking at the barrage that filled the screen, KID’s goal of activating the atmosphere was achieved.
After all, De Yunse's head Hua Dan Xiaoxiao and Sika were out having fun today, so it was boring to live broadcast by myself.
Taking advantage of the barrage's questioning, he directly clicked on a Korean server ranking game and said: "Forget it, I'm not here to chat with you, let's give it a try in ranking, and I'm going to slap these little black guys in the face today! "
As he spoke, he stretched out in a decent manner, expressing his contempt and disdain for the master's segmentation.
But the long five minutes of matching time passed, and KID's brows frowned slightly.
He has seen the cerebral palsy matching mechanism in the Korean server. If nothing else happens, something will happen this time.
Just when he was thinking about whether to cancel the rearrangement to avoid being caught, the game had already matched the room.
He had no choice but to bite the bullet and prepare, and then he was pulled into the hero selection interface.
The 'top lane' position assigned to the replacement made his face become more and more gloomy.
When he opened the record query software again, he felt physically uncomfortable again due to the masters and king frames of his teammates.
In response to this, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, if you like to pretend, you must be punished by God."
"I really like the anchor's words, 'If I hadn't retired, I could have had some fun in the LPL.'"
"Being caught as a strong man + filling in, no one is lucky enough."
"Damn it, look at that ID, it looks like the 'Seventh Brother' of the Canyon Ghost!"
"It's true. If a negative is a positive, then it's a yes. Let's see whose position he takes."
KID's attention was directed to a player named 'woxiangdazhiye7' by the barrage.
The score is 1077 points for the king.
Why would a passerby with such a high score be called a canyon ghost?
Then we have to start with her record...
Looking at the results, there are more wins than losses, and the winning rate is as high as 77.77%.
But the problem is that most of the games she lost were in the auxiliary position, and she exposed the whole cat. It looked like she was a mess.
And the games she won were interesting. She had different skills in the upper, middle and lower jungles. The hero pool was as mixed as bricks with five kernels. Less than half of them were MVPs, which can be said to be the best.
She can compete with that certain fairy who is 'a leopard and spider lady during the day and a romantic lady like Lulu at night'.
The only difference is that it is said on the Internet that the seventh brother, who is the preferred support, will randomly select a lucky person to grab the position as soon as he enters the game.
Give it, and I will have to go to jail in the bottom lane instead of her entire support.
If not, then she would choose a cat and turn into a warden to torture four people.
Therefore, this seventh brother also has the title of "Ghost Seeing Sorrow in the Canyon".
KID was reminiscing when he suddenly saw a pinyin line appear in the chat box.
woxiangdazhiye7: "Fu zhu huan shang, ke yi ma?" (Assistant is replaced, is it okay?)
ps: I will type Chinese characters directly after that.
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room exploded instantly.
"Here it comes! The legendary devil whispers!"
"I'm asking you, fat man on the road, do you want to change? If you don't, the whole cat will be disgusted with you."
KID has been dominating the LPL for several years. How could he, who was spoiled by all the big dads, suffer this kind of injustice?
DYS-KID: "No change."
Seeing this, his teammates wailed.
Bottom lane: "No, big brother, give it to him, otherwise he will choose the cat!"
Middle: "High points, not shabby."
Jungler: "Yeah, it's not like he can't C."
Meeting his teammates, especially AD Typing, he persuaded him to give up his position.
KID's temper suddenly rose, and he said to the live broadcast room: "I usually hate this kind of bullying in games. If I don't want to change, I won't change."
KID frowned and pre-selected the lava beast.
And typed in the chat box: "Hold on, I'm C."
This move attracted a lot of applause from the barrages.
"The righteous melon! I'm done!"
"Young master from the canyon, he can break it!"
"Go out and report him directly, and he will be punished with justice."
But while the barrage was filled with indignation and his teammates were howling like ghosts, another line of text was typed in the chat box.
woxiangdazhiye7: "Are you KID?"
After watching it, KID said casually: "How did he know I was KID?"
Then he was taught a lesson by the barrage.
""ID: DYS-KID", "How did he know I was KID""
"Anchor with cerebral palsy, please forgive me."
But since he was recognized, KID naturally had to pretend.
DYS-KID: "?"
woxiangdazhiye7: "For a change, I'm C, I'm not C live dancing."
KID was confused.
Hi Si! Could this be a girl?
But then I thought about it, maybe I was overthinking it.
It's not that he discriminates against female players, it's just that girls at this level are basically gold diggers.
The other party may simply feel that it is not easy to talk about eating on the computer, so he made a low-level oral pleasure.
And the lively barrage followed up one after another.
"Hey Si dancing? Turtle! I'm afraid he's not a pervert!"
"KID, run, mom is afraid!"
"Anchor! I order you to give him a position. Akito will not tell secrets. I want to see it!"
Seeing this situation, KID keenly sensed that the effect of the program was coming.
So after thinking about it for a while, he weighed in and said, "I can play in the wild without the support dogs."
After hearing this, the Chinese jungler in the team immediately said: "I'm the support! Um... something seems wrong."
Seeing that his teammates agreed, what else could KID say.
When it was his turn to choose a hero, he immediately locked Leopard Girl and said, "Then let me teach you how to play Wild Core. I, Leopard Girl, also have a 70 win rate in the professional arena."
Barrage:
"Who are you?"
"Do you know how to be a leopard girl?"
"Who are you looking down on in front of me? The Incense Burner Leopard Girl is also a Leopard Girl!"
"Think of all the strong junglers. Are you better than your opponent? Choose the strong jungler!"
"I promised that I hate this kind of bullying players the most on weekdays!"
"You have all misunderstood. The anchor just wants everyone to see what's wrong with Heisi!"
"It's too outrageous. Are you sure you can stand seeing a grown man wearing that thing? Why don't you watch me wear it! Gao Qing Wu Ma, +q110110110."
"Brother Pian!"
"cover!"
"Cover +1!"
[User xxx has been banned]
"No! Brother Pian!!!"
After banning Brother Pian, KID's attention returned to the game again.
The position has been given, but he wants to see what heroes this legendary seventh brother can come up with.
After the red side selected the stone man top laner, the penultimate choice was 'woxiangdazhiye7''s turn to choose a hero.
After a moment's pause, a slender soul holding a spear appeared on the hero selection interface.
"Spear of Revenge? Is this thing a top laner?" KID's eyes widened.
The barrage is also a group of people? ? ? 'Floating by.
This can't be an actor!
And the scene changed.
...
In a mid-range apartment in Jia City.
A girl with black hair wearing pink cat-eared pajamas is sitting cross-legged on the gaming chair.
The computer screen in front of her was the spear of revenge that had ignited a raging flame of revenge - the skateboard shoe, also called Calista.
Lin Ruoke!
This is the girl's name, to be precise, her current name.
Because two months ago she was a college student who had just entered the society in 2022.
When I was crossing the road, I was accidentally injured by a dump truck, so I crossed over and became Lin Ruoke.
Women's clothing doesn't matter after you get used to it for the first time. Anyway, you are pretty enough and have a good figure.
In her previous life, she grew up in an orphanage and had nothing to let go of except her little brother.
If I have to mention one more, it would be this game called 'League of Legends'.
Fortunately, there is a League of Legends in this world, and the kind-hearted uncle who drives a dump truck gave her a break.
[All-round substitute system has been activated]
[It is detected that you replace the top player 'DYS-KID', you get the following character card]
[Player: IG-KID (SR) (2016 Peak Limited Card)]
[Status: Perfect (all attributes +5)]
[Attributes: Output 79, Alignment 81, Survival 80, Development 82, Awareness 85]
[Skill·Canyon Parent: After entering the game, the player with the highest economy in the game will receive a 10% bonus to all attributes (regardless of friend or foe)]
[Hero pool: Spear of Vengeance, Wild Huntress, Night Hunter (Honorary Hero), Wine Barrel...]
That’s right! Lin Ruo is up to something!
Aside from the fact that your body will continue to strengthen after winning the game, the core selling point of this hook is very strange, and it can only be triggered when she is a substitute player.
After triggering, she can obtain the peak character card of the player she replaced and replace her original attributes with it.
But ranking was not like professional teams having 'substitute players', so she had a headache for a long time trying to trigger the system.
Until one time she discovered that it didn't matter whether the player she replaced was off the field, as long as she played in that player's place and followed the route chosen by that player, but it was only limited to one round.
Ever since, Lin Ruoke started his own journey of conquering the Korean server.
He is nicknamed "Brother 7" because he specializes in stealing the position of his teammates.
After finishing, her skills can be triggered.
[All-round substitute: The status of the character card you hold must be 'Perfect', and the teammates you replace will receive a status recovery effect of varying durations]
With this skill, Lin Ruo may not be called a big daddy, but at least she is also a second daddy...well, a second mommy.
And along the way, he beat the original owner's Diamond to the current thousand-point king.
Of course, some people choose not to give a place.
Lin Ruoke had no choice. Since she couldn't trigger her skills, she had no choice but to play the King's Game at the level of a diamond cute girl.
The result is... I can't get enough of my mouth and my pussy to dance.
In the end, after she owed dozens of silks, there was almost no one who wouldn't trade with her.
After all, why go to jail when you can win without hesitation?
Feeling her increasingly agile thinking, Lin Ruoke knew that at this time, she had obtained the attributes of peak KID through the character card, and there would be no problem in carrying this game.
As for why I chose skateboard shoes to play top lane.
That's because there are not many heroes in the KID hero pool who can go on the road.
In addition, KID's "Canyon Foster" skill does not distinguish between friend and foe!
If the opponent has the highest economy, this terrifying BUFF can be added to the opponent.
As the saying goes: I have a father, but I don’t know which side he is from.
Therefore, in order to get the highest counter economic activation BUFF, Lin Ruoke could only resort to top lane skateboard shoes, a killer weapon that surpassed the understanding of the version.
As an AD hero who can wreak havoc on the road in the future, her performance in S10 is obvious to all.
Although the Cong Blade has not been revised yet, it must be out of combat for 4 seconds before it can be refreshed.
But it doesn't matter, because the BUG equipment of 'Blood Blade' is enough to give full play to her strength!
Ever since, as Lin Ruoke selected the Scarlet Moon skin and configured his talents and skills, the last teammate also determined his role.
Blue and red matchup!
Top laner: Kalista vs Stoneman
Jungler: Leopard Girl vs Male Gun
Mid lane: Cards vs Galio
Bottom Lane: Jinx vs Draven
Support: Bard vs Thresh
How to describe it, there is no problem for the five characters on my side to appear in their respective positions.
But put it together...
Low EQ: Don’t wait for a second to send it!
High EQ: It seems that everyone still likes HiSi!
Lin Ruoke, who felt a phantom limb pain, squeezed the smooth thighs in her pajamas.
The silky touch made her curse: "This one won't turn over again. I owe you another one."
But you’ve already boasted so much, wouldn’t it be very shameful if it’s gone for a second?
So she was waiting for others.
Then...
The game is on!
But it opened when it was opened, and the character card in my hand was not moving at C.
Furthermore, there are dozens of high-end debts owed to the outside world. If you have too many debts, you can't miss this one.
Play your cards right, SVP counts as C!
So after the loading was completed, five heroes appeared in the spring.
And there is no direct understanding of KID ahead of the game? 'Down.
DYS-KID: "Top laner Spear of Vengeance? Assistant Bard? You are still alone!"
woxiangdazhiye7: "I know you are anxious, but don't be anxious first. You just need to understand that someone is dead and will only be buried after the game is over. Believe first and then question, Ruisibei!"
Then she went into the store and bought the extraction +1 red medicine, and pinged the road to indicate to protect herself and prevent the opponent from ganking.
And this move instantly triggered a barrage.
"???"
"Crazy, crazy, crazy! He's done it all!"
"You're like Brother Shy. If you don't want to be a filial child, stop playing wild core and raise a father who is a king!"
"Adoptive dad +1!"
"Adoptive dad +2!"
...
...
"Adoptive dad +1557!"
In response, KID smiled bitterly.
As a foster father, he has to go on the road, he is a father!
Can AD really work?
And is this lineup really something that a primate could choose?
But Lin Ruoke didn't care about that. She controlled the Spear of Revenge and inserted the contract spear into the body of KID's Leopard Girl.
As if she couldn't bear the penetration of such a huge spear, the Leopard Girl slowly fell down, but stood up again after a while.
And the ritualistic line also sounded.
"The contract is finalized!"
