Ye Ruyan and Qiu Shi had been busy for most of the day, but not only could they not find any clues about Zheng Qidao, but they were also tricked by a Taoist priest of unknown origin and they were severely teased. Not only did Qiu die feel aggrieved, but Ye Ruyan felt very ashamed and self-blame in her heart. Without her self-righteous instigation, Qiu Si would not have been stung by a bee, and they would not have been so bad as last time.
Therefore, too much compassion may not be a good thing!
Qiushi and Ye Ruyan made an agreement with Yunfan to meet at the nearby roadside tea stall in two hours.
Finally, after all this oolong farce and interlude, the time for the appointment came in a blink of an eye, and Yun Fan returned here to meet them as promised.
"How did you do this?"
Yun Fan looked at the dozens of big bumps on the death-seeking fat face and couldn't help but asked in surprise. How come he had only been separated from them for just two hours, and yet he was so embarrassed when he was begging for death.
"Alas!" Qiushi let out a long sigh, shook his head, and said nothing.
"Sorry, it's all my fault for trusting people so easily." Ye Ruyan looked at Qiu Die with an apologetic look on her face.
Yun Fan nodded lightly and said, "That means there is no news about Zheng Qidao yet?"
Ye Ruyan nodded slightly, indicating her acquiescence. Then he asked: "Where are you?"
"I do not have either."
As soon as Yun Fan's voice fell, two different voices, one crisp and childish and the other rich and mature, reached their ears.
Yun Fan couldn't help but look sideways curiously. What caught his eye was a middle-aged man who looked like a Taoist priest and a child.
I saw the Taoist priest following closely behind the child, with a sneer on his face, and seemed to be holding a strange-shaped vessel and three big oranges in his hands. He must be asking for something from the child.
"Don't leave! Give it to me!"
"I even said I wouldn't give it to you, why are you pestering me?"
"Little brother, take a closer look," the Taoist priest said with a smile on his face. He put the three oranges in his hand close to the child and said, "Come and smell these three oranges. Don't they smell so good? They are sweet and plentiful. The juice is so delicious! If you are willing to promise me, uncle, these three tangerines will all be yours. Come on, take it."
"..." The child looked at the orange in his hand and licked his lips, with a look of longing on his face. It was obvious that he was already attracted to it.
The Taoist priest keenly caught his expression, and finally gave him all the oranges in his hand.
After that, the Taoist priest directly started to unbutton the child's trousers. Regardless of whether he agreed or not, he directly stretched the strange vessel in his hand, oh, that is, the chamber pot, under the child, preparing to harvest what he asked for - the child. Urine!
Because this boy's urine is also a raw material he needs to refine the elixir.
Children are the most yang-rich bodies with unlimited qi, blood and kinetic energy. A boy who has not broken his body has not lost his primordial yang, has full spirit and full yang energy. Therefore, in Taoist teachings, the urine of a boy has the effect of expelling evil spirits and avoiding filth, and is the nemesis of evil spirits and heretics.
Moreover, in medicine, child urine is also an extremely rare medicinal material. So, he had to find a way to get it no matter what.
Sometimes he despises himself. In order to get the materials he needs, he even coaxes and seduce an ignorant child who is not familiar with the world. He does everything possible. It is really a bit... How should I put it, dirty and despicable!
At this moment, the child's mother rushed over: "What are you doing, you pervert?"
"I didn't think anything of it, eldest sister. I just wanted to use my little brother's boy to pee, and there was no other intention."
At this time, the Taoist priest had almost finished catching the boy's urine.
"You're so crazy! You lied to me about the child's urine." The child's mother immediately turned into a loving wolf with a ferocious look, which was extremely scary. She directly picked up the three oranges in the child's hand. He got up, and then punched the crazy Taoist priest: "You dead Taoist priest, you stinking Taoist priest, if you still don't leave, please leave quickly!..."
A man wouldn't argue with a housewife, not to mention he was a Taoist priest. The Taoist priest had no choice but to run away with the chamber pot.
This Taoist priest is really weird. Yun Fan shook his head and smiled. He looked away. At this time, he found that Qiu Shi had disappeared at some point. Ye Ruyan was the only one sitting there, but her eyes seemed to be fixed on the Taoist priest. The frost in his mask showed that he was quite angry.
When he went to look again, Yun Fan found that Qiu Si had arrived in front of the Taoist priest.
Qiushi stood in front of the Taoist priest and laughed: "We are really enemies on a narrow road! Let's see where you are going this time."
Because the Taoist priest ran in a hurry and didn't look at the road, he directly bumped into Qiushi. He looked up and found that it was the monk who had been tricked by him just now. He was at a loss for a moment.
Yes, the Taoist priest who deceived the child was the same Taoist priest that Qiuxiu and Ye Ruyan met in the mountains just now. He was also the culprit who deceived Qiuxiu into being stung by a bee and turned into a big painted face!
What day is it today? I went out without looking at the almanac. What a misfortune! The Taoist cursed secretly.
At this point, he could only use his eloquence that he thought was good. He waved his hand and said in a deceptive way: "When will the injustice be repaid? Don't be angry. Being less angry will prolong your life!"
Seeking death: "..."
After saying that, the Taoist priest avoided death and was ready to run away. At this point, there were only thirty-six strategies that were the best option.
"You are going to be unlucky. I came here this time just to seek death. Do you still want to leave?" As he spoke, he took three steps to seek death and two steps at a time. He rushed behind the Taoist priest in an instant, and suddenly roared, secretly boosting his anger. A punch came over, and strong wind roared, coming straight towards the Taoist priest's face.
However, the Taoist priest knew the power of this punch. He twisted his body strangely forward and directly changed direction, just in time to avoid the palm. The Taoist priest then started fighting for his death.
He had already seen the Taoist priest's wonderful body skills and his wish for death. Now when he saw this light skill, he was still surprised in his heart, but how could he give up so easily. I saw him using his hands and feet together, changing his moves again and again, and the ever-changing moves hit the Taoist priest like a rainstorm.
Faced with the dazzling moves that kept coming one after another, the Taoist priest still only used his exquisite body skills to dodge. He only dodged and defended without any active attack.
And every time, no matter how cunning the death-seeking moves were, he could successfully avoid them.
Yun Fan, who was looking at the two of them from a distance, felt something was wrong the more he looked at them. The Taoist priest's body skills were indeed flexible and exquisite, and he used every muscle in his body to the extreme. Every movement had a kind of The idea of speeding up oneself, such a delicate movement technique, although not as good as Yun Fan's Nine Heavens Wandering Dragon Step, is still comparable!
The more Yun Fan watched, the more surprised he became, and his interest in this Taoist priest became more and more profound. As his understanding deepened, the answers to his questions gradually came to light.
As a person in the world of martial arts, and once one of the Four Masters of Qiushui Villa, and a direct disciple of the village owner Lin Haoran, Ye Ruyan certainly noticed the strangeness of the Taoist priest's movement. But she didn't know what kind of movement it was.
"What kind of martial arts is he using? Why have I never seen it before?" Ye Ruyan couldn't help but blurted out, her eyes still looking at the battle ahead without blinking. I was afraid that I would miss a moment because of distraction.
"Ling Yun Baibu! Ba Dao Sect's magical skills are not passed down to outsiders!" Yun Fan then said in a condensed voice.
As soon as these words came out, they were like thunder exploding in Ye Ruyan's heart, causing her to lose consciousness for a while.
Before Yunfan came here, Sikong Zhenjiu had successfully unlocked the second of the five-flavored prescription [Lingzhi Qiankun Porridge], and the name contained in this prescription was Zheng Qidao, who they were looking for next, and Zheng Qidao Before that, he was a disciple of Ba Dao Sect.
With so many confirmations, the answer to this person's identity seems to be ready to come out.
This Taoist priest actually mastered the magical skills of the Ba Dao Sect and appeared in the Zixia Mountain at the right time. Could this be the Zheng Qidao they were looking for?
In order to confirm his identity as soon as possible, Yun Fan and Ye Ruyan no longer waited quietly, but immediately stood up and walked forward quickly.
At this time, the situation of the battle between the two changed again. The Taoist priest suddenly let out a chuckle, flew out diagonally like lightning, and landed on a stone three feet away. The mysterious posture of his body was astonishing.
"Do you think I can't get up there?"
After saying that, Qiushi made preparations to jump up and fight him again.
"stop!"
Before the mortals arrived, the voice came first. Qiushi looked sideways and saw Yunfan coming, so he gave up.
Yun Fan raised his eyes slightly, looked at the Taoist priest, and asked: "May I ask, what is the relationship between the Taoist Priest and the senior Zheng Qidao of Ba Dao Sect?"
The Taoist priest shook his hand and said leisurely: "Hey, the time has come, let's not talk anymore." Then he turned slightly, stood up in an instant, and walked away.
Upon seeing this, Yun Fan and the other two men chased after him.
After a while, the Taoist priest rushed back to his residence.
This is a relatively small Taoist temple located in Zixia Mountain, only a dozen miles away from where they fought just now.
The furnishings of the Taoist temple are relatively ordinary, even simpler than ordinary Taoist temples. However, the most eye-catching thing is the five-cup furnace and tripod placed in the lobby. The largest furnace and tripod is placed in the middle of the Bagua figure. In the middle, the other four identical small cauldrons are placed in different positions of the Bagua. On the wall in front of Dazheng, there is a large portrait of the founder of the Sanqing Dynasty. There are still three sticks of incense that have not been burned out in the incense burner. The smoke is faint and has a long aftertaste.
The Taoist Master hurriedly walked in, where two young disciples were busy around the largest furnace in the middle.
Just listen to him say: "How is it? How is it?..."
Seeing him coming in, the two disciples hurriedly shouted: "Master!"
"Has the pound of mercury been released?"
"Let it go."
"Three ounces of sulfur?"
"Let it go."
"Three pounds of cinnabar, four ounces of rhinoceros horn, three ounces of musk..."
"Everything has been put away as you ordered!" After the Taoist Master finished speaking, the two disciples responded in unison.
These three weird masters and apprentices are like cross talk, each one of you is talking to each other, not to mention how lively it is.
"Okay," the Taoist priest praised, staring at the two things in his hands with a happy face. It was the Ningzhixiang and boy's urine that he had just obtained!
"Fortunately, I came back in time. With these two things, my immortality pill can be refined soon. Come, put them into the furnace." The Taoist priest spread his hands and ordered.
The two apprentices quickly reached out to take it, and then threw the two things into the largest furnace cauldron in the middle.
The fire in the furnace was burning brightly, and the three masters and apprentices were standing aside, waiting for the moment when the elixir of immortality would be refined!
Looking at the white steam constantly emerging from the top of the stove, I sniffed the fragrant and fragrant aroma that continuously poured out of the furnace. No, it should be the fairy aura emitted when the elixir of immortality was about to take shape. The Taoist priest stood with his hands behind his hands and said sincerely "Hahaha!" three times with wild laughter!
How could he not be happy when he saw that his long-cherished wish was about to be fulfilled and his dream of immortality was about to become a reality! How could you not laugh out loud!
