Chenjue, how could you be like this? "
"Okay, I won't do this next time, I promise you!" Chen Jue said, it was very annoying to be searched by the teacher desperately.
"I don't want to talk to you about this now!" Qin Bingbing took out the wrinkled prescription and said, "What's going on?"
"Well, this is the medicine I prescribed for you! I diagnosed you with dysmenorrhea, but there are many causes of dysmenorrhea. I can't give you a detailed diagnosis. You don't cooperate, so I prescribed a prescription for a large area. A prescription for dysmenorrhea. No matter what the cause is, it can relieve you for at least three or two years!" Chen Jue said.
Qin Bingbing was shocked, as the old doctor said the same thing, and asked quickly: "Did you really prescribe this prescription?
"More genuine than Teacher Qin!"
"Don't be so playful with me, be serious!" Qin Bingbing said seriously.
"Okay, then be serious, really! As for whether you believe it or not, that's up to you!" Chenjue nodded.
"Are you sure you didn't lie to me?" Qin Bingbing asked dubiously.
"Sure, why have you become so wordy! Do you want me to swear to God!"
"It's not that I'm wordy, it's that I can't accept what you said. I went to see an old Chinese doctor. He had treated my disease before, but it didn't work. He read your prescription and he said, this is an expert. It's impossible to open it without seventy or eighty years of experience!" Qin Bingbing looked into Chen Jue's eyes, as if she wanted to see through Chen Jue's eyes.
"Hahaha, he is quite discerning!" Chenjue smiled!
"What do you mean? So, he is right. Do you know an expert? I want to ask you a favor!" Qin Bingbing said.
"What's up?"
"Can you do me a favor and ask that expert to make a detailed diagnosis for me!"
"Expert? Which expert?"
"That's the one you know!"
"Teacher Qin, it seems you don't understand what I mean. I am the one who wrote this prescription. I am also the one who wrote this prescription. The expert you are talking about is me! Do you understand now? ?
"Ah! You? Are you that expert? But the old doctor said you are at least seventy or eighty years old!"
"Teacher Qin, do I look like I am seventy or eighty years old? Hahaha!"
"How could you be so powerful?" Qin Bingbing asked in horror.
"Why can't it be so powerful! I'm a genius, can't I? Well, don't dwell on this problem!"
He stretched out his wrist dubiously, "Then can you help me take a closer look?" He took the initiative to let Chenjue feel his pulse.
Chen Jue coughed, Qin Bingbing rolled her eyes at him and gave up the stool, "Sit down for you!
"Hey hey hey!" Chenjue sat down and put his finger on Qin Bingbing's pulse!
"Wow, Teacher Qin's hands are so tender and slippery!" Chen Jue secretly exclaimed.
"Okay, I'm going to ask a few questions now, and you have to answer them truthfully!" Chenjue said.
"Okay, you say it!" Qin Bingbing nodded.
"When did it start hurting?"
Qin Bingbing blushed and said, "I started it for the first time when I was thirteen!"
Chen felt secretly happy. Teacher Qin started menstruating at the age of thirteen, haha, as if he knew a secret.
"How long does it take before it hurts!"
“I used to have pain every few months, and it wasn’t particularly intense. It would occasionally be a little bit more intense! But in the past six months, every month when I had it, it would be very painful. The most intense one time was that I even fainted from the pain!
"Um!"
"Will there be nausea, vomiting, headache or diarrhea?" Chen Jue asked again.
"No! It's just a burst of pain in that place!"
"How much bleeding do you usually get when your relatives come over?"
"Huh? Relatives? What relatives?" Qin Bingbing didn't react.
"Don't Teacher Qin know who my aunt is?
Qin Bingbing blushed and glared at him, "Is this question related to the disease?"
"You can also think it's irrelevant, if you're not afraid that my diagnosis will deviate!"
"Hmph! A little more than the average person!"
"Is there anything unusual about the bleeding?"
Qin Bingbing glared at him again, blushing and said: "No!
"Well, how long does it usually take for you to get clean during your menstrual period?
Qin Bingbing was furious, "Chenjue, did you do it on purpose?
"I'm sorry, Teacher Qin, I need to see a doctor, okay?" Chen Jue hurriedly shouted that he was wronged.
"About eight days!" Qin Bingbing replied. She doubted whether Chen Jue asked these questions on purpose.
Chen Jue asked again, "When was your first primary school student life?
"Bang!" Qin Bingbing slapped the table, "Chenjue, I've tolerated you for a long time!"
As soon as such a question was asked, Teacher Qin Bingbing really got angry!
"Teacher Qin, calm down, I am treating you. You must answer, at what age was the first time, and how many times a month did you live as a primary school student!"
Qin Bingbing stared at Chen Jue as if she wanted to eat him.
"Okay, okay, you don't need to answer. I can tell by checking your pulse. You are still a primary school student!"
Qin Bingbing's face turned red with embarrassment! .
Chen Jue coughed and said, "Teacher Qin, I almost understand your condition! There are two ways to treat you!"
"Those two ways?"
"One is to take medicine plus acupuncture, and the other is to take no medicine. Which one do you choose?"
"Of course I won't take medicine!" Qin Bingbing said, she was already afraid of taking medicine.
"Well, the way to not take medicine is to break your small life, and then, as long as you live a normal primary school student life, you will slowly and completely get better! You are still a primary school student until now, so you have been It hurts. In short, if you can live a normal elementary school life as soon as possible, just as soon as possible...!
"Pah!" A loud slap in the face.
"You are shameless!"
"Hey, it seems you'd better take medicine!" Chenjue said helplessly. He got a slap in the face in vain. It's such a tragedy. How can a patient hit a doctor?
Chen Jue picked up the pen and paper on the table, wrote a new prescription, and said: "Get the medicine yourself, one dose a day. Remember not to drink too much, preferably after breakfast! Then, if you want a complete cure, still Cooperate with acupuncture! However, let me make it clear first, lest you hit me again. Acupuncture requires you to take off all your clothes!
Qin Bingbing said directly: "I don't need acupuncture!"
Chen Jue secretly thought it was a pity. It would be great if Teacher Qin could be given acupuncture! .
"Haha, that's up to you. It doesn't matter whether it's cured or not. As long as you live the life of a primary school student, you'll get better!...
Qin Bingbing immediately cast a cold look, "You are endless, aren't you?"
"Okay, I won't mention it! Haha"
"Okay, everything else is fine, you can go back to class!" Qin Bingbing said, putting away the prescription.
Chenjue secretly smiled and left...
