Chapter 2: Convinced
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The third master always said that if you are not arrogant enough and go down the mountain, sooner or later you will still be bullied and lose face.
The fourth master even said, if you are not shameless enough, romantic enough, and want to save face, then you will not be able to get a beautiful woman even if you go down the mountain. How can I let you make up for the regrets I had when I was young? .
And the Great Master wears a golden mask all day long, always cold and devoid of any emotions! He would do anything cruel to train you. A year ago, four people came together, but a year later, only Chenjue was left, and the other three were killed by the master during training! Chen Jue's body is still scarred. Therefore, the Grand Master is an emotionless master training machine.
Chenjue, are you ready? "Chenjue's fourth master asked, today is the day for the assessment of the 'Shameless Romance' subject. I hope you can show a level that satisfies me. With your current score, which has never passed before, I'm afraid you will fail in ten years." Can't climb the mountain. Okay, I'm going to start the exam!
"Fourth Master, please tell me! Chen Jue is very frightened. I wonder if Fourth Master will ask difficult questions.
"The first question is, if you saw a very beautiful woman on the road!, what would be your psychological activities?" the fourth master asked.
Chenjue replied: "I would think to myself, wow, what a beautiful girl! Her boyfriend is so happy!
"Okay, zero points for this question!" said the Fourth Master.
"Why?" Chenjue asked puzzledly.
"Want to know the correct answer? Well, I'll tell you!
The fourth master stroked his beard and said: "You should think like this, 'What a beautiful girl, I wonder if she is a little girl.' If she is still a little girl, I have to find a way to help her.
Chenjue felt frightened. An old man said such shameless words, which made him embarrassed to tell others that I knew him.
"Now do you know where you went wrong?" the fourth master lectured! A teacher's tone.
"I know! Chen Jue lowered his head and responded.
"Well, now comes the second question! Listen up!
"Second question! It's still the same scene just now. When you see that beautiful woman, what will you do?" Fourth Master asked.
Chenjue replied: "I will go up and say hello to her!
"How do you say hello? Be specific?
"I would walk up and say, Hey!, hello, my name is Chenjue and I want to get to know you!
"Zero score for this question again!
"Why? Chenjue" said depressedly.
"The correct answer is: You should go up, give her a quick kiss on the face, and say, 'My little baby, you have a mosquito on your face.'"
Chen Jue asked in confusion: "What does having mosquitoes have to do with kissing her?"
"Why doesn't it matter! There are mosquitoes on my face, but you kiss them and drive them away!
"Isn't this a rogue thing? What if he slaps me?
"Then just say, 'Thank you for killing mosquitoes for me!
Chenjue felt ashamed! That's okay, but the fourth master's answer is really shameless.
"Now you have received zero points for two consecutive questions. For the third question, please listen to the question! If you have a girlfriend, and one day you go to your girlfriend's house, you suddenly find that your girlfriend's mother is very beautiful, and your girlfriend has no father. , what kind of psychological activities will you have?