"You said...we...ran away like this, will anything happen?" The pig demon said panting while carrying Yiniao on his back.
"Tch, what could happen? He already said that he is going down the mountain. It's up to us whether we want to follow him or not! In this case, if we don't want to follow him, what's the problem?" Yi Niao calmly cleaned his clothes. Feather looked at the scenery on the roadside again and said, "Even though I haven't been out to see the scenery of Kyushu for so many years, it still looks so familiar now! This long-lost sense of intimacy makes me unable to help but feel the feeling of freedom. How great and beautiful it is!”
"I also feel that the scenery along this road is very familiar, as if I have walked through it once before!" The pig demon shouted.
"Huh? Wait a minute!! Stop!" Yiniao grabbed the two big ears of the pig demon. When the pig demon felt pain, he immediately stopped all four hooves.
"What are you doing! What are you doing! Pull my ears! Be careful, I will knock you off!" The pig demon shook his head and said angrily.
At this time, they were on a forest trail. There was a thick layer of snow on the ground, and many horse hoof marks and human footprints could be seen on the snow.
It seems that this is a place where people often come and go.
Yiniao suddenly waved his wings and pointed at a big tree beside the road, shouting, "Look, what is that!"
The pig demon seemed to be attracted by something under the tree, and immediately ran over carrying Yiniao.
I saw a pile of stinking shit under the tree. The pig demon was staring at the shit with his eyes wide open.
"This...this...could someone steal my shit and hide it here?" The pig demon showed an incredible expression on his face, and after a while, he showed a sad look.
"Is it possible that there is still a pig sister in this world who misses my heroic appearance and my beautiful beauty? After waiting for me for so many years, she finally felt my breath, but she was too ashamed to come out and see me? Ah! Pig sisters, don’t worry, Brother Pig has always been strict with himself, lenient towards others, and has a heart of charity. He vows to give all the pig sisters in the world a home and contribute to the prosperity of the demons..."
Before the pig demon finished speaking, he was interrupted by a slap from Yiniao.
"Damn it, you're obviously lost, and you're going around in circles. You were pooping like an hour ago, and I saw you pooping here!"
Just as the pig demon was thinking hard and recalling what he had done before, a clatter of horse hooves sounded, scaring the two demons into hiding behind a tree.
They also know that they have a special status now. In addition, in this world, the human race is almost all over the nine states. Once their traces are discovered, countless human warriors will immediately hunt them down.
After all, at this time, two sixth-grade monsters still dared to wander around the realm of Jiuzhou. They were really extremely arrogant.
As the sound of horse hooves got closer and closer, the two demons did not dare to breathe, but Yiniao began to regret it at this time.
It stared at the smelly shit at its feet with a worried and angry look, and then looked at the pig demon who seemed to have no feeling. It regretted that it had beaten the pig demon lightly just now.
The pig demon felt Yi Niao's gaze, and when he saw Yi Niao's expression that looked like he was constipated, the pig demon decided that it wanted to poop.
So the pig demon, with its brain running at high speed and careful consideration, poked Yiniao's butt with the hoof that accidentally touched the shit, and pointed to a small open space in the distance, indicating that it should go there to poop.
Yiniao was poked by the pig demon and his hair instantly exploded! It stared intently at the small yellow poop stain on its pure black and bright feathers, and the anger in its heart towards the pig demon had reached its extreme.
With tears in his eyes, he tore off the piece of feathers stained with feces, with a sad look on his face.
"Believe me, wiping your butt with this is worse than wiping with leaves. I tried to wipe my butt with thousands of leaves. After careful comparison of the comfort and cleanliness..."
The furious Yiniao swung his feathers and swiped at the pig demon. The pig demon was so frightened that he hid behind him and hit the trunk of a tree.
The huge impact directly shook all the snow on the trees, burying both the pig demon and the beneficial bird firmly.
"Who is there!"
As soon as the sound of horse hooves stopped, a girl with a sweet voice came over. The two monsters who were fighting were so frightened that they trembled and no longer dared to move.
Feeling the light footsteps on the snow getting closer and closer, the two demons felt extremely nervous.
Yiniao felt that the body of the pig demon next to him began to tremble, and he suddenly panicked. If someone outside saw this, they would probably find traces of the two demons!
However, the footsteps outside quickly faded away, and the woman seemed to leave without noticing anything.
Yiniao's body shook, shaking away all the surrounding snow.
Only then did he realize that in his desperation, he actually thrust the feather into the pig demon's nostril. In the situation just now, the pig demon did not dare to move, so he kept suppressing the extreme discomfort.
"This...this...this stinks too much!" The pig demon pulled out the feathers and threw them out. At this moment, its eyes were full of tears, and the expression on its face was exactly the same as that of Yiniao before. It's almost like constipation.
"Hahahahaha! You're going to make me laugh so hard! Hahahahaha! This is retribution!"
Seeing the pig demon's embarrassed appearance, Yiniao suddenly laughed from ear to ear.
"I asked what the noise was just now. It turned out to be two remnants of the demon clan! Huh, I will kill you two fish that slipped through the net today!"
The same familiar female voice came, and a pretty woman walked out of a dark corner.
It turns out that the woman didn't really leave just now, she was just hiding and waiting.
No, catch them all!
"This... little sister, we two are quite demonic. We are the demon pets of Daozi from Qingcheng Mountain!" Yiniao said with a smile on his face.
After hearing the words "Qingcheng Mountain", the woman was obviously stunned, and looked back and forth between the two demons with suspicious eyes.
"You two are the demon pets of Qingcheng Mountain Daozi? I don't believe it. Qingcheng Mountain has been killing demons for many years, but I have never seen them take the demons away. Since you said so, it happens that this place is not far from Qingcheng Mountain. You two will follow me. How about we go together and let them prove the identities of you two demons?"
The woman's suspicion is understandable. After all, anyone who sees two sneaky demons on the roadside and claims to be the demon pets of Qingcheng Mountain cannot easily believe them.
Yi Niao laughed, nodded and said, "Okay, we'll go with you!"
When the woman heard this, her expression relaxed a bit. It seemed that she might have been overly worried. This was at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain, and it was normal for the demon pet to run down the mountain to take a breath.
However, now that I am here, I just want to stop by and visit Qingcheng Mountain.
Just when the woman put down her guard and walked towards the two demons.
Just now I was so angry
The smiling Yi Niao's expression changed instantly. With a flap of his wings, a hurricane swept the snow on the ground and rushed towards the woman.
"Damn pig, run quickly!" Yiniao leaped over the pig, slapped the pig demon's butt hard, and shouted loudly.
The pig demon who had communicated with him a long time ago was unambiguous in this emergency situation. He turned the pig's head and ran as fast as he could, stirring up large amounts of snow foam along the way and leaving it behind him.
The woman had no idea that these two demons, who looked honest and honest, would actually cheat and play tricks with her.
"You...you two...wait for me! I must catch you two today!"
"Silly bird, you are not cruel, are you? Why is this woman screaming so miserably!" The pig demon said while running wildly on the snow.
"You idiot, how dare I be so cruel. This woman is not an ordinary person at first glance. If she is killed and someone tracks her down, the two of us will never have a peaceful life in the future. Huh? WTF? Damn! This woman is so fierce!"
Yiniao's eyes were as wide as bells, staring at the hurricane behind him.
I saw that the white hurricane wrapped in snow was shrinking at an alarming speed.
A murderous piano sound is becoming clearer and clearer as the noise of the hurricane's rapid rotation decreases.
"Damn pig, run quickly! That woman is catching up with you!"
Yiniao patted the pig demon's big butt anxiously, and the pig demon also worked hard and ran very fast on its four hooves.
"Both of you will die today!"
The woman's figure quickly broke free from the hurricane. She was seen sitting cross-legged, with a guqin pillow on her knees. Her hands were like butterflies in flowers, dancing rapidly on the strings, with bursts of murderous aura. The sound of the piano continued to spread, causing all the snow under her body to be torn apart along the way.
And her speed was also ridiculously fast. Even if the pig demon's four hooves were swinging very fast, the distance between her and the two demons was getting closer.
"Little sister! It's really unnecessary. You and I have no grievances, so why are you chasing us all the time!" Yiniao shouted.
"Hmph, the remnants of the demon clan should be punished by everyone! You are still trying to trick me, I'm really tired of living!" The woman said coldly, and then she suddenly plucked the strings, and an invisible sound wave shot out, straight towards the pig demon. And go.
"Ah! What is it? Who is touching my butt!" The pig demon shuddered and went faster.
Just now, it suddenly felt an itch on its butt, as if something was touching its butt!
Yiniao's eyes rolled, and the plan came to mind, so he hurriedly shouted, "Damn pig! That woman is touching your butt!"
The pig demon was stunned. It really couldn't figure out why this woman wanted to touch its butt. Could it be...
"Little girl! Although I'm handsome, it's impossible for us to be together! Humans and monsters have different paths!" The pig demon shouted loudly, "I only like beautiful pig sisters and have no ideas about people!"
The woman was obviously angered by the words of the two demons, and she had no desire to explain at the moment. She kept mobilizing her inner strength and chased after the two demons, continuously bursting out murderous sound waves one after another, bombarding the pig demons. .
However, to her surprise, the pig demon was really rough-skinned and fleshy. With so many sound waves hitting it, the pig demon seemed to be fine.
And these attacks seemed to make it more excited and run faster.
"Damn pig! She's catching up! She wants to attack your butt! Run!!!"
Yiniao once again stimulated the pig demon with words, and the pig demon accelerated again very powerfully.
