'A sign of spring? It's not the recovery of everything, but the collapse of Arsenal! '
This seems to be a matter of course.
07/08 season.
10/11 season.
2013/14 season.
2015/16 season.
The invincible arsenal always fails inexplicably.
Often a few defeats against underdogs will cause the entire season to collapse. Fortunately, the Gunners will always incarnate themselves at critical moments: fighting for the top four.
nearly seven years.
In terms of the number of times the Premier League BIG6 have been massacred, Arsenal is the well-deserved number one. They were beaten by different teams with more than 4 goals scored 11 times. Their opponents also included mid- and lower-tier teams.
Most of these games take place when spring comes.
A well-known commentator once said: "Whether it's hard or not, think about the first team Liverpool."
In fact, Arsenal fans are even more distressed.
Li Kang's life is very ordinary.
Except for the occasional commercial, I live a life of two points and one line every day.
Since Morata and Xhaka fell in love, there have been fewer and fewer playmates to play games with. Li Kang would browse video websites and even considered opening a teaching account like Kroos.
Cross's teaching series is: "Step-by-step instructions for becoming a ceremony midfielder." 》
You can forget about your own teaching series.
Of course, the most popular football coach on video websites is Guardiola. His dancing on the sidelines was cut into broadcast gymnastics by netizens, with the BGM of "The Times is Calling".
During this period, her adoptive mother Sofia came to London for a trip. This traditional Castilian lady complained for a while that the cloth shoes she made for her son did not fit, and then returned to Barcelona that day.
Li Kang's online social account has the closest connections with Havertz and Brandt. The Leverkusen twins really want to visit Arsenal's training base, but they are busy with their studies and cannot get away.
I heard that Keesling, who became the assistant to the sports director after retiring, would go to the La Masia youth training camp from time to time, ambitiously trying to copy the signing case of boss Voller!
the other side.
Wenger is busy.
The League Cup, which focused on training, was abandoned early.
Fighting on three fronts including the FA Cup, Champions League and Premier League, he was overwhelmed by everything big and small inside and outside the club.
For example: A senior member of the club complained privately that the players were consuming too much drinking water.
Even the Arsenal manager had to write a report to refute such nonsense.
In the entire Premier League, no club manager is more mentally and physically exhausted than Wenger.
The days passed like this day by day.
Premier League match day is here.
Li Kang and his teammates came to the "England JDZ" Stoke-on-Trent.
Arsenal will challenge Sky City-Stoke City away from home.
The club was founded in 1863 by a group of railroad workers.
in recent years.
In addition to beating Liverpool 6-1 in the Premier League, Stoke City also has a famous meme:
"The top Barcelona dream team? They will experience the end of the world on a cold rainy night in Stoke City!"
The background of this sentence is based on: The average height of the Stoke City team is 1.88 meters.
What concept?
Among the more than 160 clubs in the five major leagues, Stoke City has maintained its "number one" position for nearly 13 years.
Who is second?
Bayer Leverkusen!
Let’s compare the average height of the top three teams, Barcelona?
Ranked last for six consecutive years!
It wasn't until Barcelona's top brass spent 150 million last summer that the average height of the Barcelona team rose to 1.79 meters.
Look at those keywords again!
Stoke City, cold rainy night
This famous meme once triggered heated discussions in major sports forums.
Fans are making crazy assumptions: Barcelona will score a few goals against Stoke City.
pity.
The two teams had no chance of playing against each other.
Britannia Alloy Stadium.
There were huge crowds of people and every seat was packed.
More than 20,000 spectators cheered loudly.
The mascot, the little hippopotamus, is extending his fat hands to say hello to the fans sitting on the treetops.
The terrain of this stadium is very low, and fans who cannot buy tickets will climb to the trees on the high ground outside the stadium to watch the game.
"CTV5! CTV5! Good evening, viewers."
"The live broadcast for you now is the 2016/17 Premier League season."
"Stoke City vs. Arsenal!"
"Potters versus Gunners!"
"Arsenal have never beaten Stoke City away from home in the last seven years!"
"Can Wenger break the winless spell tonight?"
"Let's wait and see!"
Player tunnel.
During this historical period, Stoke City gradually lost its title of "City in the Sky".
"Li, long time no see!"
A pair of big hands pressed on his shoulders.
Li Kang looked back and saw that it was Bo Yang.
The former Prince of La Masia scored more than 900 goals in the youth team, breaking many records set by Messi when he was a child. He played in the Champions League at the age of 17 and was selected for the Spanish national team. It was simply the start of the Long Aotian template.
At the age of 18, he refused to represent the national team.
At the age of 18, he won the La Liga championship, the Copa del Rey, and the Champions League. The "Triple Crown."
Not a bench water cooler kind of player yet.
Scored a goal in the Copa del Rey final and scored three goals in a key battle of the Champions League
Rumor: Barcelona executives originally wanted to use Bo Yang as the core and sell Messi
It's a pity that Bo Yang didn't live up to expectations. After winning everything, he started to fail at the age of 19 using "anxiety" as an excuse.
Barcelona fans certainly want to see: Bojan and Messi join hands to create a bright future for Barcelona.
pity.
In the game, this guy can't coexist with Messi.
The Barcelona coaching staff racked their brains, but there was nothing they could do.
Because as long as two people play at the same time, fans will find that this guy and Messi will squeeze each other's running space. Barcelona's offensive rhythm will become very weird.
No pleasantries were exchanged for too long.
Li Kang was not familiar with Bo Yang.
During the La Masia youth training camp, Bo Yang was Long Aotian in front of his peers, and an "anxiety disorder patient" in front of the big brother of the first team.
Anxious to the point of "being thirsty but not daring to drink water".
The referee led the players from both sides out of the tunnel.
Radio couldn't wait to air the main roster.
The reaction from the home fans was muted
It has something to do with Stoke City’s style and ornamental quality.
For three consecutive seasons, no game has had more than 50% ball possession.
In the Premier League, he has the fewest shots, the fewest shots on target, the fewest successful passes, and the lowest passing success rate.
No matter you are the BIG6 of the Premier League or the "big bastard" Aston Villa, as long as you meet Stoke City, well, you will set the record for the shortest effective game time in the club's history again and again.
"The following introduces you to the starting lineups of both sides."
"Stoke City's formation is 3-4-3! It seems to be influenced by Conte!"
"Goalkeeper: Grant."
"Defenders: Muniesa, Indy, Johnson."
"Midfield: Pieters, Adam, Imbula, Diouf."
"Forwards: Allen, Bojan, Shaqiri!"
"This striker has greatly reduced the average height of Stoke City! The heights of the three offensive players are: 1.68 meters, 1.69 meters, and 1.67 meters!"
"Arsenal's formation is 4-3-3!"
"Goalkeeper:"
"With the referee's whistle! The game officially begins!"
(End of chapter)
