Only two people passed the German coaching theory test with perfect scores.
One is Tuchel.
The other is Tobias Schweinsteiger.
People give him a nickname: Big Pig.
Big Pig said that his younger brother Xiaozhu is more powerful.
Piggy is a Grand Slam winner in European football.
He has won more than 20 championship trophies and countless personal honors.
All the ex-girlfriends I dated were supermodels.
Wearing a cuckold.
Current partner is legendary tennis player Ana Ivanovich.
A sure winner in life.
...
Carrington training ground.
Piggy Schweinsteiger is discussing tactics with the young players from the reserve team.
His current situation at Manchester United is very embarrassing.
Even though they performed well in the European Cup, the new season is still not within the coaching staff's plans.
The private cupboards in the first team dressing room were emptied.
Even in the reserve team there were not many opportunities to play.
The German footballer has been a die-hard Manchester United fan since he was a child and never thought he would be in such a situation.
The way he was dropped was also very cruel: 'What are you doing in the first team dressing room? No one notified you? Change your clothes and go play for the reserve team. '
feeling bad.
Xiaozhu, who loves Manchester United deeply, gradually understood the arrangements of the coaching staff after thinking for a long time.
In other words, it is very adaptable.
'I receive a weekly salary of 190,000 pounds, but I can't create a tacit understanding with my teammates... When Manchester United has better midfield options, it is normal to give up on yourself. '
Playing for Bayern was a feat and a banner.
What about Manchester United?
He didn't perform well enough at Old Trafford, and he was just a has-been superstar in the eyes of Premier League fans...
...
Where can I go?
Return to Bayern?
Bayern fans are very vocal about his return, and Beckenbauer and Rummenigge are also sympathetic to his experience.
pity.
Ancelotti made it clear: "Bayern's midfield is very crowded, Bastian Schweinsteiger is very good, and his strength is enough to gain a foothold in other strong teams."
The subtext is: Don't come back, find another place, you are not in my plan.
After training.
Schweinsteiger walked silently to the parking lot.
Didi didi.
The phone rang.
It was agent Schneider's call.
Xiaozhu didn’t want to pick it up.
As a German superstar who has had six agents in five years, he increasingly feels that his current partner is incompetent.
"Is it the urging from Major League Baseball again? Okay, I agree!"
"Yes, it's time for me to consider retiring."
"Is there a Premier League club that wants to loan me out? Sorry, I can't betray the Manchester United that I love all my life..."
"Arsenal? When can I see Wenger?"
...
Having money doesn't necessarily mean you can win the Champions League right away.
But when it comes to the club’s facilities, you can really do whatever you want.
Manchester City's new training base, opened in 2014, covers an area of 80 acres, has 16 football fields, and a magnificent and luxurious recovery center.
Guardiola put his chin up in thought and was watching the training match of the young players in the echelon.
"slower."
"Slow down a little, don't rush to attack."
"Pay attention to controlling the rhythm."
"Messi would not have chosen to break through at this point when he was a child!"
Manchester City invited him here not to pursue a temporary record, but to build a real giant.
Guardiola also hopes that his philosophy can be instilled in all echelons and leave a mark on Blue Moon, just like Cruyff and La Masia...
Of course, he did the same thing at Bayern, but failed.
Assistant coach Arteta held the tactical board and reminded in a low voice: "Get ready for the pre-game tactical meeting..."
Guardiola touched his bald head: "Okay, Captain Arsenal, our opponent in the next round is Arsenal."
The corners of Arteta's mouth twitched.
He is an outstanding product of the La Masia youth academy, but he has not played any games on behalf of the Barcelona first team and is an avid fan of Wenger.
...
time flies.
The focus of the 2017 Premier League campaign is about to begin.
Li Kang and his teammates came to Manchester again, Arsenal will challenge Blue Moon: Manchester City at the Intihad Stadium.
There is no bad blood between the two clubs.
But there is a curse.
Arsenal's previous encounters with Manchester City always resulted in "internal strife".
Or the players are arguing with the support staff.
Or it's Mertesacker howling like a dog.
Or it was Bendtner swearing at his mascot.
Or Arsenal fans were fighting in the away stands.
Many media are beginning to look forward to: What jokes will the invincible Arsenal make when it encounters a blue moon this season?
...
Manchester City's lineup was not luxurious from the beginning.
Early twenty-first century.
A group of old, weak and disabled people were able to return to the Premier League through two promotions.
Unfortunately.
It was relegated again the following year.
The Abu Dhabi consortium acquired Blue Moon in 2008, and since then there has been a terrifyingly powerful team in the Premier League.
The power of money is terrible.
In the 2010/11 season, Manchester City won the FA Cup, ending a 35-year drought.
Chief goalkeeper Joe Hart broke the Premier League record with 29 clean sheets and won the Golden Glove, becoming the first English player to win the award.
In the 2011/12 season, Manchester City created the "9320 Miracle" and regained the Premier League championship after 44 years!
....
Pre-match press conference.
Media reporters are on alert.
Last summer, most people believed that the protagonist of the Premier League this season would be: Guardiola and Mourinho, the two Manchester City heroes competing for supremacy.
Unexpectedly, it was Chelsea coach Conte who led the European tactical craze.
Unexpectedly, Wenger and Mr. 200 Million have become a nightmare for every Premier League club.
"Mr. Guardiola, will Yaya Toure have a chance to play in this game?"
The topic of "internal strife" always has traffic.
The relationship between the Manchester City coach and Yaya Toure has been very sensitive since the Barcelona days.
Guardiola shook his head and said:
"It's less than an hour before the game kicks off and you can see the starting lineup now."
"As the media, we should focus on our new winter signing - Jesus."
"I know what you are going to ask next, Lee beat me twice in the Bundesliga..."
Now there was thunderous applause.
Journalists couldn't help but cheer at the Manchester City manager's self-deprecation.
"Every game is an independent event. There is no need to discuss probability. Anything can happen on the football field."
The other side.
Wenger was also patiently answering reporters' questions.
"Arsenal's injury situation has improved and all players are back in good condition."
"Arsenal has received offers from many clubs for Lee... more than 200 million, but he will always be my non-sale item."
"Yes, Bastian Schweinsteiger will start in this game... No, it's not an experiment, he performed very well in training matches."
...
Player tunnel.
David Silva greeted Li Kang warmly.
His childhood dream was to join Real Madrid.
Unfortunately, during the trial training at the age of 14, he was rejected by the head of the echelon because he was too short, which made Real Madrid B team coach Michel stamp his feet and beat his chest.
De Bruyne was also quietly sizing up Arsenal No. 10 from behind.
"I'm as good as him..."
Ding Ding is very strong at heart and is silently cheering himself up.
But when the latter looks back.
The core of Manchester City couldn't help but blush, and punched the wall nervously.
