Chapter 150: Funny Fruit
Hearing Zhou Hao's words, Bing Lan, who was walking in front, stopped for a moment. She slowly turned around, her eyes were indifferent and cold, and she looked at this "silly boy" and said: "Next, you can just go back to Dongzhou. I want to go see my mother alone!"
Zhou Hao was startled for a moment, scratched the top of his head with one hand, and said humbly: "Okay then, you mother and son are reminiscing about the past. I really don't seem to have the need to go over..."
Binglan nodded lightly, then turned around and walked towards the Funny Tree again. At this moment, Ji Taoist had opened the convenient door for them, and they could clearly see the whole Funny Tree, and at the same time, they could also walk towards the trunk. This is because the owner of Funny Island, Lao Funny, has set a forbidden spell here. Currently, it seems that only with the permission of his descendant, Taoist Ji, can people pass through.
Zhou Hao shook his head, always feeling that Binglan had changed a bit compared to before, especially the way he looked at him just now, there was a sudden sense of distance and strangeness, which made him feel so uncomfortable, and he wanted to go up and ask her, But he didn’t know how to speak.
Although it had only been a day, Zhou Hao really felt that Binglan was a very good person. The two of them talked about their pasts, drank the same gourd wine, went to Jinzhou, and now they came to this Funny Island... In just one day, they became somewhat unforgettable? Zhou Hao had an urge in his heart not to say goodbye to Binglan so soon. It seemed...it seemed that he was reluctant to let her go!
"What's wrong with me? We've only known each other for a day, how could I have such thoughts? I'm unfaithful to Hua Huo. Zhou Hao, you are no longer the emperor! Now that you have a woman you really like, You should be devoted to Hanabi, how can you be half-hearted and change your mind when you see something different? What's more, he is the fairy king, who are you? How dare you be reluctant to let go of the fairy king? You are not afraid to say it and make people laugh!"
At this moment, Zhou Hao also fell into the same random thoughts as Bing Lan before.
"Brother Zhou, what are you thinking about? Come here quickly. I promised this Ice Blue Immortal King that I will give you two funny fruits. My master is in retreat, and I have the final say on the entire island!"
At this time, Taoist Ji saw that Zhou Hao was motionless and in a daze, so he quickly walked to him and urged him.
The words woke up the "dream man". Seeing that it was Taoist Ji, Zhou Hao smiled quickly and said, "I'm sorry, Brother Haji, I was distracted just now. Let's go pick fruits now!"
After saying that, the two of them walked side by side, and the two mounts behind them also followed suit. The whole scene was exceptionally harmonious, and it could be said that they didn't know each other without fighting.
When Zhou Hao stepped into the shadow area cast by the funny mushroom-like tree, he instantly felt a special aura washing around him, and it seemed that even the random thoughts just now were washed away. Now, his whole person has become unusually ethereal and clear, and both mentally and physically, he is extremely relaxed and natural.
"What a magical feeling. I have just reached the middle stage of the Golden Immortal Realm. The immortal power in my body was originally very exciting, but now it has suddenly become solid and stable, and even my heart has become peaceful!" Zhou Hao turned around to look. Taoist Xiang Ji was puzzled and surprised.
"Hahaha, then I would like to congratulate Brother Zhou first." Taoist Ji heard Zhou Hao's words and smiled as if he was expecting it.
"Congratulations?" Zhou Hao was puzzled.
"Brother Zhou doesn't know. The Funny Tree was planted by my master, Old Funny. It is the only one in the Nine Immortal Realms. The tree itself has the ability to distinguish good from evil. If someone comes to pick the fruit for their own selfish desires, they must They will be punished by the tree, and the immortal power in their bodies will come back to bite them. Their minds and bodies will be brutally tortured. Although they will not die, they will also make those greedy people peel off their skin. In this way, they will naturally retreat. Don't think about the funny fruit anymore. On the contrary, if a person sincerely seeks the fruit for others or does good deeds, and is kind-hearted, then the funny tree will baptize his whole body and remove impurities and bad hidden dangers from the body. , thus making the foundation of the road more stable!" Taoist Ji said happily.
After hearing this, Zhou Hao nodded repeatedly and said: "Ah, this is really wonderful. Your master is so amazing. He actually thought of using this method to prevent others from stealing the funny fruit. It's great! It's really great!"
But soon he became frightened, "Fortunately, I came here to pick fruits to save the fireworks, and not for my own selfish desires, otherwise I would really have stopped eating."
But Zhou Hao thought of another question at this time: "No wonder Palace Master Jueqing asked me to pick the funny fruit. It seems that she has known the secret of the funny tree for a long time! But it seems wrong to think like this. Binglan is also the Immortal King, and even she said Without Zhanxu Gourd, there is no way to enter the folded space where Funny Island is located. There is no doubt that Ji Taoist’s master, Old Funny, must be a genuine Immortal Master. Even if the Master of Jueqing Palace goes out on her own, let alone picking fruits, Even Funny Island can't be entered. Taken together, this guy, the cruel palace master, is definitely trying to trick me, this old maid, I really want to... Hey, I seem to have scolded her again, ah..."
However, this time he didn't wait for the expected red lightning to come, and nothing happened. He couldn't help but be surprised: "Why doesn't it work? Was he scared by Binglan last time?"
"Oh, I seem to understand. This is the dojo of the Immortal Lord. So what if the old maid has a magical weapon at the level of the Immortal Lord? Can she still snoop around in the same realm? Humph, I'm out of ideas. I can finally scold you casually, haha. Hahahaha..." Zhou Hao muttered to himself, the more he spoke, the more he wanted to laugh, and the louder he laughed, which made Binglan and Taoist Ji confused for a while.
"Turtle, don't sleep, wake up quickly, I want to tell you some great news." Zhou Hao quickly turned his head and looked over his shoulder.
The turtle yawned and said lazily: "What's the good news?"
"From now on, as long as we are on this island, we can scold the ruthless Palace Master at will without worrying that she will hear it. How about it, is this great news?" When Zhou Hao said this, his eyes were filled with tears. Sparkling.
"Really or not?" When Wugui heard this, he became energetic on the spot, and his sleepy eyes instantly became bright-eyed. 19th floor literature
"Hey, you won't know if you give it a try, I'm lying to you!" Zhou Hao said, holding out his little thumb.
"Very good." Wugui nodded, his tongue began to swirl around in his mouth crazily, and after a moment he said loudly: "Palace Master Ruthless, you are a hundred thousand year old maid!"
Immediately, it retracted the turtle's head, limbs and tail into the turtle shell, and its movements were so fast that it looked extremely nimble and skillful.
After a while, Zhou Hao said: "How about it? As I said, nothing happened at all. Now we can scold her as much as we want, and we no longer have to be punished by her lightning, quack."
The turtle quietly revealed its head. A pair of small eyes looked above its head repeatedly. Only after it was sure that no red lightning was falling, did it dare to reveal its entire head, limbs and tail.
"Oh my God, I didn't expect that we no longer have to be wary of that old maid's lewdness. We can speak ill of her without restraint and scold her ancestors for one hundred and eighty generations. Hahahahahaha..." Oogway raised his head to the sky. He laughed so long that his throat almost became hoarse.
"I'm really convinced that you two can be so boring..." The green snake that had been coiled on Wugui's back finally couldn't help but complain to Zhou Hao and Wugui. She almost rolled her eyes because of this person and the beast. The sky is the limit.
"You don't understand at all!" Zhou Hao and Wugui looked at the green snake and said in unison.
"I have already thought up ten thousand dirty words to say to the old maid and her family. She already deserves death for asking us to complete an impossible task, and she even keeps monitoring us. She is despicable, shameless, and dirty. This despicable behavior can only be described in four words!" Oogway said indignantly.
"Outrageous!" Zhou Hao continued.
"Four more," said the turtle.
"Crazy!" Zhou Hao said.
At this moment, Green Snake just wants to be 20,000 light years away from these two patients with advanced chuunibyou disease...
Everyone walked to the tree trunk and found that there was a door opened in the thick tree. The door looked like a normal person's living room. Under the big tree, there is a swing hanging, and there is a stone platform on the ground. On the platform are carved nineteen vertical and horizontal Go chessboards. There are also unfinished chess games on it. On the left and right of the stone chessboard, there are two There is only a chess box, and there are two stone stools on both sides of the corresponding stone platform. In addition, there is a bamboo deck chair not far from the stone platform. On one side of the deck chair is a stone table with various tea sets placed on the table.
Taoist Ji was about to go to the stone table to serve Zhou Hao Binglan tea, but the latter quickly waved his hand and said: "Brother Ji, don't bother, we have already had tea before."
The Taoist Ji smiled and had no choice but to give up and said: "In that case, let's go straight to the topic."
Zhou Hao looked up. The green leaves were swaying in the breeze, and there was a rustling sound. One after another round yellow fruits the size of persimmons hung on the branches.
As Zhou Hao expected, these yellow spherical fruits were exactly the same as the strange pattern he had seen before, and they were even more three-dimensional and vivid.
The raised eyebrows, the squinting gaze to the left, the pink blush under the eyes, and the big curved smile, combined together create an extremely funny expression that makes people laugh!
"Funny fruit, funny fruit... I finally see you!" Zhou Hao muttered to himself as he looked at the yellow fruit on the book without blinking.
Taoist Ji stretched out his hand, and a small golden cane appeared in his hand. Immediately, he suddenly stood up from the ground and went to the tree.
"Ahhhhhh... don't knock me, don't knock me, don't knock me, I don't want to be eaten!!!"
At this moment, something happened that dumbfounded Zhou Hao, the turtle and the green snake. The yellow funny fruits in the book actually made a child-like sound.
Guozi actually spoke?
"Be good, be good, you have stayed in this tree for so long, haven't you lived enough yet? As a fruit, you are meant to be eaten by the gods?" Taoist Ji comforted the funny fruits.
