Chapter 52: Choice
"These old men treat you like a watchdog, no, you're a watchdog! If I don't save you, who will save you, don't you think? So you just have to stay with me for a while. By your side, I guarantee that you will be free in the future!" Zhou Hao stated his interests to Wugui.
I saw the turtle's big eyes rolling around twice, and then nodded.
So Zhou Hao held Tianwai Feixian in both hands and walked straight towards the Yunmiao Immortal Palace. The turtle followed behind him. The funniest thing was that it actually walked upright, but it was awkward and trembling. How funny, how funny, like a child carrying a thick black schoolbag to school!
Everyone's attention on the immortal platform was attracted by the turtle. It is extremely rare for such a turtle spirit to become an immortal from the lower world. Maybe it can be cultivated into a turtle spirit. This is definitely possible. After all, There are some precedents in the fairyland in the past!
"Palace Master Yunmiao, I'm afraid you can't justify wanting to devour this turtle spirit for yourself, right?" Palace Master Muqi said in a calm voice with cold eyes.
"Don't think that because two disciples of your Yunmiao Palace stand out today, you don't have to pay attention to other immortal palaces. Besides, this turtle spirit has a share, and it is impossible for any of our three palaces to take it away by force! "The master of Lieshan Palace echoed.
"Well, what you said makes sense." Shangxian Yunmiao stroked his white beard, looking quite calm.
"Well, I have a good idea to recommend. I wonder if you two think it works?"
"What's a good idea?" the two palace masters asked.
Immortal Yun Miao pointed at the upright turtle behind Zhou Hao and said, "Let this turtle spirit choose one of its own to see which immortal palace it wants to enter."
"I think this is absolutely fair, right? It avoids the fight between the three immortal palaces, and respects the dignity of this turtle spirit. It can be said to be the best of both worlds!"
As soon as these words came out, the other two hall masters hesitated for a moment, and then nodded, saying: "We think this method is feasible, but how do you want the turtle spirit to choose? It is impossible for the three of us to stand in front of him , let it be judged!"
"Haha, what you two said is wrong. What I think is that our three palaces will each come up with strange tricks and use normal means to attract the turtle spirits. The premise is that only disciples are allowed to take action. What do you think?" Yunmiao Palace The Lord said calmly.
"Okay, let's do it!" Hall Master Lieshan and Master Muqi looked at each other, then looked at Immortal Yunmiao, and finally they agreed.
Regarding what the three hall masters said, everyone heard clearly. Wugui grinned at this time. Zhou Hao was a little confused and said: "What are you laughing at? Do you really want to join the other two halls?" "
"Hehe, maybe, they are all thinking about how to please me now. If your Yunmiao Immortal Palace can't come up with something that is attractive enough to me, I won't agree to go with you!" Wu Gui was very insidious. The evil smile on his face.
"You damn turtle, I tried to save you with good intentions, but you still want to rebel and want to go to another family. But don't blame me for not reminding you, those people are not kind and asked you to be a nurse. The palace immortal beasts are actually nothing, but if these palace masters run out of life someday and want to eat turtle meat to replenish it, then... you have no place to cry!" Zhou Hao looked at Wugui with contempt and threats.
"Hmph, if you say that, will you, the Master of Yunmiao Immortal Palace, be an exception? Wouldn't he also want to eat me when his life span is about to end? I won't be fooled by you. Anyway, I have decided to rely on you at home. Parents are on their own when they go out, but don't worry about one thing, I will never engage in any malpractice for personal gain in the following selections!" Wugui stretched out his little paws, clenched his fist into a fist, and smashed his chest, saying with a righteous face. It looks like he is an official with such an upright character!
On the other side, Lieshan Hall and Muqidian made some preparations, and then saw that their people couldn't wait to pick up the turtle.
The first to come to Wugui were the three Lieshan Temple disciples. They actually took out a whole bucket of fragrant insects. As soon as this thing came out, many people immediately vomited, but Wugui rushed towards it like crazy. Get that bucket!
The barrel is full of small, light yellow insects. Their length is about three millimeters, and they exude a strange meaty aroma. The aroma is so strong that immortals like Zhou Hao can't bear to smell it. I feel like vomiting! But when the tortoise saw it, it was like a cat seeing a mouse. It pounced on it like crazy and ate it.
It is unimaginable that the bucket full of fragrant insects is alive, squirming there, exuding a strong meaty smell, and a one-meter-long turtle stretched its neck to get into the bucket. In just a few minutes, the bucket of insects was swept away by it. A clean one.
The only thing worthy of praise is that this dead turtle is really authentic and strictly implements the light bucket operation! The inside and outside of the barrel were clean. The three Lieshan Temple disciples who were watching were in stark contrast to the turtles, because these three were still vomiting there. This was not only waste, but also pollution!
"Hiccup! Hiccup! Hiccup..."
The turtle was lying on its back, not caring about its image (it didn't have much of an image anyway), its little paws were caressing its round belly, looking very satisfied, and it was belching one after another!
"Damn it, this dead turtle is really disgusting. A bucket full of scented insects made it eat up! It seems that I am indeed a bitch, if it really enters the Yunmiao Palace Wouldn't that make other people vomit until they collapse!" Zhou Hao "deeply blamed himself" while vomiting.
After everyone had almost vomited, Mu Qidian also sent out three disciples, and they took out three jugs of wine!
The three pots of fine wine are all different. They are packed in three different pots. One pot is made entirely of silver. The moment the spout is opened, pink mist rises out. The mist exudes a sweet smell, and in an instant, The soul of the turtle was hooked, and when it smelled the fragrance, the whole turtle floated in the air.
The turtle sucked the pink mist vigorously. It closed its eyes and looked intoxicated. Suddenly, its mouth moved, making the same sucking gesture. The next moment, all the pink wine in the silver flask poured upward into the turtle's mouth!
"Sip, sip, good wine, this wine is so beautiful!" After the turtle finished the first bottle, he slowly opened his eyes and couldn't help but praise.
Plop! However, the turtle obviously forgot or didn't know that he was still in mid-air. At this time, it fell heavily on the Immortal Platform, with a very depressed face.
However, this depression was completely forgotten after the second bottle of wine was opened. This pot of wine was contained in a long-necked wine pot that was as red as onyx. When the spout was opened, a strong aroma came out. The turtle immediately hugged the whole pot, and then let out surprises one after another. In his eyes, the turtle pointed the spout of the pot at his own mouth... and started drinking!
Gudong... Gudong...
In just a few breaths, the second bottle of wine was finished by the turtle. At this moment, his whole face was red and his feet were staggering a little. He no longer held the bottle with both hands but replaced it with a small paw holding the wine bottle. He raised his head and poured the remaining drops of wine into his mouth, looking like a little drunkard!
When the turtle poured out the remaining wine drops, Zhou Hao and others were able to see that it was a kind of black wine, which gave people a magical attraction. Just smelling the aroma of the wine can make people deeply obsessed with it!
After a long time, the turtle was finally willing to put down the wine bottle, but it was obviously drunk now, walking erratically, and its eyes were blurred.
"Hey, you little kid is still playing the cloning technique with Grandpa Turtle and me. It's really disappointing! Let me tell you, this is what is left from Grandpa Turtle's game three hundred years ago." Wugui looked at Zhou Hao not far away and actually had something to say. Seven or eight identical people immediately started talking.
"Oh my God, I'm really afraid that I will stew this damn turtle if I can't help it. He is a disgusting foodie and an alcoholic. How can this guy break the void and land in the fairyland?" Zhou Hao grinded his teeth and said to Oogway's cultivation in the mortal world has been seriously doubted.
The last pot of wine was placed in a crystal pot, so everyone could see the wine in the pot. It was a faint blue liquid. As soon as the spout was opened, the area was immediately filled with a hazy liquid. There was a dense blue mist, because the blue wine actually vaporized directly!
You can see that all the wine has vaporized and risen into the air, creating a dreamlike blue world. The elegant aroma of the wine makes people feel as if they are at the end of the world, embracing the blue sky and sea!
Not only the turtle, but everyone present couldn't help but inhale the blue wine mist, because that aroma can make people relax and truly relieve their psychological burden.
It didn't take long, and after the wine fog disappeared, everyone slowly returned to reality from the previous relaxed state!
However, the blush on Wugui's face deepened, and his originally dark face was now flushed, giving him a naive feeling.
"Okay, it's our turn at Yunmiao Palace! Yu Nan, it's time for you to come on stage, hey hey hey!" Zhou Hao signaled Yu Nan with a mean smile.
"Is this possible? Why do I feel that this move is so unreliable!" Although Zhou Hao told Yu Nan what to do before, the latter was still full of doubts.
"Believe me, it's just a turtle. Use your charm to take it down in minutes. Don't worry, we will all cheer for you!" Zhou Hao stepped back and stood in a row with Cao Shuang, Xiao Shanshan and others, encouraging Yu Nan to support Yun Miao Palace wins glory!
"Come on, Miss Yu, you can do it!" Cao Shuang encouraged Yu Nan.
Xiao Shanshan clenched her pink fist and echoed: "Yes, senior sister, I believe in you, come on!"
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Hearing a burst of stupid encouragement coming from behind, Yu Nan rolled her eyes several times and thought to herself: "Come and try it, it's easy to say! Who can stand to stand up to a turtle?"
But now that the arrow was on the string, Yu Nan walked towards the drunken turtle. The latter now sees double images of everyone, and his mind is very confused!
"Good baby, come to mommy's arms, mommy loves you!" Suddenly, Yu Nan picked up the turtle, her voice was very soft, as if she was really calling her child.
"You're so cute. Come on, mommy will hold you to sleep and rock you until you reach Grandma's Bridge..."
Yu Nan held the turtle in her arms and swayed gently, looking at it with a maternal gaze, and hummed a song.
This set of combo punches was a beautiful one. The turtle was immediately attracted by Yu Nan's maternal gaze. There were no longer multiple shadows in its eyes, and the previous drunkenness was slowly fading away!
"Woooo..."
Gradually, tears appeared in the turtle's eyes. It buried its head into the softness of Yu Nan's chest, and it actually rubbed its head vigorously, and a pair of small paws even hugged the softness. This move made the latter feel crazy. How could this be a turtle? This meow was obviously a dirty turtle!
But Yu Nan couldn't do anything. Now was the most important moment. It was up to her to bring this turtle spirit back to Yunmiao Palace.
The other disciples in the field, especially the male disciples, especially the male disciples from the Yunmiao Immortal Palace, were almost in tears at this time, and their lungs were bursting with anger.
How can this be allowed? How could the goddess be allowed to be so insulted? Sacrifice the sex phase to a turtle, wouldn't this spread to make the goddess a laughing stock?
"It smells so good, mom smells so good!" Oogway had completely buried his head between Yu Nan's breasts. He kept smelling it and narrowed his eyes into a slit, looking quite revel.
"I swear, when you come to Yunmiao Immortal Palace, I will steam, fry, roast, boil and fry you!" Yu Nan gritted his teeth inwardly.
After a long time, the turtle reluctantly left the gentle village, and everyone's eyes focused on it again!
