By the way, Xiruo dragged Ye Feng and Qingniu to a restaurant called "Tianxialou" with fire and lightning. It is the most famous and largest restaurant in Zhongdu City.
Xiruo dragged one person and one cow to the gate of Tianxialou.
Don't ask me to repeat myself. Ye Feng's absolute control over power has long reached a level that exceeds several dimensions that everyone can understand. This can make Ye Feng behave like a weak scholar at this moment, and no one can detect anything abnormal. If you can, that's what Ye Feng wants you to realize. Unless you are a lord of the eighth level of the ninth dimension.
At this time, Qingniu seemed to recognize where this place was, because it knew that behind this place was the kitchen, where it could enter or exit with its life. So the cow cried "moo moo": "Ye Feng, my good brother, what a coincidence to meet you here."
Ye Feng smiled and said to Qing Niu: "I don't have any brothers who are going to be my food and drink."
Qing Niu believed it and even shouted "Moo moo". However, it was probably because he was too nervous and under great mental pressure that Bai couldn't understand what Qingniu was talking about, and Ye Feng couldn't understand either.
At this time, Xiruo turned to Ye Feng and said, "Don't make trouble. Will people think you two have mad cow disease?"
Hearing this, Ye Feng was also surprised: "Do you also know about mad cow disease?"
Xiruo said: "I know, if you talk to a cow, you are a madman, so don't you and the cow together have mad cow disease?"
Ye Feng was also stunned, but then he smiled bitterly and said, "That's right."
This conversation seemed meaningless, but it was meaningful to Ye Feng. This at least shows that when "Heaven" was building this prehistoric fairyland, human beings in this world should not have appeared in his planning process.
The reason why Ye Feng pays attention to this world is actually to speculate on the situation of "heaven". In fact, in the process of programming, many details can reflect the personality characteristics of the programmer. This is like a painter creating his work. From the overall layout of the picture and the handling of details, we can infer many of the painter's personality and habits. And this is what Ye Feng is doing at the moment.
Suddenly, a fat middle-aged man in fancy clothes fell out of the Tianxia Building. When he saw Xiruo, it was as if he were seeing his own mother. He almost crawled over, dripping with tears and trying to save Xiruo's thigh. Xiruo was so frightened that he kicked the middle-aged greasy uncle. He kicked and rolled into the haystack next to him.
Xiruo said sheepishly: "Boss Gao, I have something to say. I'm a little scared when you act like this!"
Hearing this, the boss Gao jumped up directly from the haystack. It was not obvious that he was still a flexible fat man, but he was almost crying: "Miss Xiruo, my dear mother, you are here, I will send you all People have been looking for you for a long time."
Xiruo saw that Boss Gao didn't seem to be faking it. After all, a big boss wiping his nose and tears on the street must be too expensive to pretend, so he asked: "Boss Gao, what happened?"
Boss Gao said: "Tonight, a big customer that I have never seen before came and booked the entire hotel, but he specified that he wanted to listen to storytelling, which has already ruined the performance of several storytelling gentlemen, and several gentlemen have been injured. No gentleman dares to join now. That person even threatened to tear down the world if he can’t find a storytelling gentleman again.”
Xi Ruo said: "Who is so brave? Dare to cause trouble in Zhongdu City, under the emperor's nose?"
Boss Gao said: "They are from Netherworld Palace."
Xi Ruo stopped talking for a moment. To be honest, they really dared to break it up, and the Emperor of Daxia wouldn't care about it. After all, if you care about the crazy things done by a bunch of lunatics, aren't you going to cause trouble for yourself?
This time, Boss Gao knelt down again: "Miss Xiruo, you are so good at storytelling. You have received excellent feedback from your readers in the past month. Please help me."
As he spoke, he tried to hug Xi Ruo's thigh, but Xi Ruo stepped on his face, and Boss Gao's big greasy hands fell into the air.
. . .
In the space bead, Linglong was filled with indignation and said: "This middle-aged greasy uncle clearly wants to take advantage of this opportunity."
Jiang Yu said: "That's right! It's just taking advantage of others! But won't he choose a good place to start?"
At this time, the fat man said: "Boss Jiang, why do I think you will be beaten if you complain about it?"
Sure enough, with a "pop" sound, Jiang Yu squatted next to him and smoke emitted.
Ren Xiaojin saw that Ye Feng was feeling a little heavy and asked, "Feng, what's wrong with you?"
Ye Feng said: "This little girl has had a really hard life."
Qingni asked: "Feng, how do you explain this?"
Ye Feng said: "You should be able to tell that this girl should have spent this month in this world building talking about storytelling to make money. That's why she said this is her territory."
"Storytelling is quite popular in modern Kyoto, and the social status of storytelling masters is not low, but that was in modern times, and this prehistoric fairyland was the benchmark for the ancient feudal dynasty.
"In the old days, storytelling was also called running the rivers and lakes. The rivers and lakes are mainly divided into the inner eight lines and the outer eight lines. The inner eight lines are "gold reviews, colorful hangings, leather balls and willows", and the outer eight lines are "bees, sparrows, sparrows, orchids." Ge Rong".
"Inner Eight Lines", "Gold Ping Cai Hang, Pi Tuan Tiao Liu" are divided into upper four doors and lower four doors according to the distinction between vulgarity and elegance. The upper four doors "Gold Ping Cai Hang" can be used to enter the elegant hall. However, the business of "leather balls and willows" in Xiamen is vulgar, but it cannot be entered into the palace. Comment among the above four disciplines refers to those who tell storytelling. Because storytelling basically has some eloquence, both men and women are respected as Mr. Storytelling. "
"Although I said it was 'respectfully called', in fact, the status is still at the lowest level. In the old days, it was a low-level person who was looked down upon. So a dignified acting dean of Zhongzhou Academy actually had to make a living by talking about storytelling. Own..."
Ye Feng did not continue speaking, and there was no need for him to continue speaking at this moment. Everyone could understand Xi Ruo's bitterness.
And Xiao Wu said: "Even so, Miss Xiruo still gave all her money to the beggar father and daughter."
Qingni said at this time: "Feng, is this the reason why you agreed to help her? You have already seen it, right?"
Ye Feng seemed to be touched, and said with a wry smile: "How can I be that powerful?"
. . .
Finally, Xiruo said: "Okay, I'll help you, but you have to help me entertain my friends."
As he spoke, Xiruo pointed at Ye Feng and Qing Niu.
Hearing this, Boss Gao finally stood up, immediately regained his profiteer's smile, rubbed his hands and said: "It's easy to say, I will treat Miss Xiruo's husband well, and I will bring this cow to the kitchen immediately, without any delay. Good thing you two."
Xiruo's face turned red instantly.
Qing Niu yelled "moo". This time, he didn't need to translate for Qing Niu. Ye Feng directly spoke for Qing Niu. Ye Feng kicked the boss Gao over and cursed:
"I'll fuck you!"
