"Xiao Ying remembers it, but doesn't understand?" Xiao Ying scratched her head and asked.
"You are already very good if you can remember it. It doesn't matter if you don't understand. You will understand when you grow up," Ye Feng said with a smile.
As he spoke, Ye Feng sat Xiao Ying on his shoulders, "This is what it feels like when you grow up."
"Wow, I can see so far!" Sakura exclaimed excitedly
"Well, when you grow up you can see far," Ye Feng said
. . .
While they were on the road, Ye Feng told Xiao Ying a lot of interesting stories.
Suddenly Ye Feng took a piece of paper and wrote the word "ancient"
Gu Xun'er asked, "Feng, what are you doing?"
"Teach her her name," Ye Feng said.
So Ye Feng showed the paper to Gu Ying and said, "Xiao Ying, do you recognize this word?"
"This is called Gu. My brother told me about it? But Xiaoying doesn't recognize the other words."
Ye Feng smiled and turned the paper sideways, "Would you like to read this word?"
"Dad, if you turn it sideways, it's another word?" Sakura asked doubtfully
"This is my father's last name, Ye. My father's name is Ye Feng. Xiaoying, how about you call me 'Ye Ying' when you go outside from now on?" Ye Feng said with a smile.
"Ye——Yakura" Gu Ying said
Gu Xun'er was slightly shocked when she heard this, and her eyes widened. She had always thought that Ye Feng was just joking when he said he was Gu Ying's father. After all, it was the big liar Ye Feng. But I didn't expect it to be true. Give your surname to others, either as husband and wife or as children. Does Ye Feng really want to accept Gu Ying as his daughter, that is, his adopted daughter?
"Ye Zing, sounds the same as 'nightingale', and nightingale is a bird of the passerine order Flycatcher. Its body color is grey-brown. Although its feathers are not gorgeous, its call is very outstanding and beautiful, like singing. Because It is different, it only sings at night, so it is called the nightingale. What about a good name?"
At this time, Ye Feng looked like an insurance salesman, but the difference was that Ye Feng was selling Amway with his own surname. The target of the promotion is still a 6-year-old child with an undeveloped mind. It's really shameless
"Then Xiao Ying's name is Ye Ying. What about A Niang? What's her name?" Gu Ying asked, but suddenly she seemed to remember something and said, "I know, A Niang's surname is also Ye, because I heard My brother said that everyone’s mother-in-law has the same surname as their father.”
Sometimes, you really can’t blame the child, but, this child can really dig holes everywhere, and he can compete with that girl Linglong, but the difference between the two is that Linglong’s holes are all directional designated target holes. , who specializes in cheating Ye Feng, or cheating father for short. But Gu Ying is different. She is a terrorist who digs holes indiscriminately.
Didn't she dig a big hole and let her father and mother jump into it? She is really a little girl with a bright future!
At this moment, Ye Feng and Gu Xun'er's faces were both extremely embarrassed, but at this moment Gu Xun'er was ready to speak first to break the embarrassing situation. After all, let that pig, the pig who could push back even the ancient emperor's order, say that she was her Wife, even if he is just telling lies and joking, he can't do it. Gu Xun'er knew this, because Ye Feng would not joke about such things. After all, Ye Feng had done so much for him today, and he didn't want to make things difficult for him anymore.
Just when Gu Xun'er was about to speak, she suddenly heard Ye Feng say with a smile, "Xiao Ying is so smart, your mother-in-law's surname is indeed Ye, her name is Ye Xun'er."
For an instant, Gu Xun'er's mind went blank and she was at a loss. She just couldn't believe her ears. Ye Feng would never joke about his wife's status. So what he is saying at this moment, does it mean that he has the idea of getting married with him, but he already has 3 wives, and he is willing to be the fourth wife, but that man is Ye Feng, if it is someone else, He must not be willing, but it was Ye Feng who said
Thinking about it, just when his face was about to turn red, he suddenly heard Ye Feng add: "If dad is telling lies, write your grandma's last name sideways."
At this moment, the blank space in Gu Xun'er's brain was shattered like a mirror. Suddenly I felt like I was being fooled, but the most hateful thing was: it was not others who were fooling me, but myself.
You made a fool of yourself
Only then did Gu Xun'er realize what state she was in at the moment. She was clearly one of those second-rate tool heroines in novels. The hero just said one sentence casually, but the heroine actually had hundreds of sentences in her head. In other words, I was surprised that I had fallen in love with the male protagonist, and the male protagonist also felt that it was inexplicable. However, based on the principle of "if you don't take what is delivered to your door, you will be a fool, and if you don't take it, you will be a fool". The heroine is taken into the harem
And at the moment, she is almost like a second-rate heroine, and she almost has her packaged and delivered to her door! Although she knew that Ye Feng was not the kind of stallion who took advantage for nothing, how could she swallow her breath?
Ye Feng never said that she was his wife from the beginning to the end. The name Ye Xun'er was the first one he used outside, and it was not given by him at all. And add in the fact that 'the ancient character that crosses over is leaf', this pig is just playing tricks.
You are the father of the child and I am the mother of the child, so the logic that you and I are husband and wife is useless to Ye Feng, because Linglong is the most typical example. After all, she has found so many "relatives" for herself. mom". If this kind of logic works for Ye Feng, there will be a big problem.
And from the beginning to the end, Ye Feng never said or hinted that she was his wife. Everything is done by oneself. Then the ridiculous consequence in the end is that you bring it upon yourself
I am very angry, but I am the culprit. This is the most irritating part. For now, I can only find an innocent victim to vent my anger on.
Gu Xun'er's face suddenly turned dark and her whole body was shaking. "Xiaoying, get off dad first."
"Okay, Mom" Gu Ying quickly got off Ye Feng's body and went to look for branches on the roadside. She is really a smart little girl.
As he spoke, Ye Feng saw an extra thorn strip in each of Gu Xun'er's hands, and each strip was thicker and more prickly than the previous one.
Ye Feng was confused for a moment, what on earth did I do? Isn't it just a joke that you made fun of? As for being so serious! Do memes even have copyrights these days? Are you going to charge royalties? Besides, Bai Long said this joke first, so she has the copyright, okay?
But it's useless to talk more at this moment. It's more important to save your life first.
"Miss, two sticks are going to kill someone!" Ye Feng has already started to retreat, ready to escape at any time.
"I will give you a grand burial!" Gu Xun'er began to approach Ye Feng
"Can you give me a reason first?" Ye Feng said
"No reason!" Gu Xun'er said coldly
"Aren't you even going to pretend this time?" Ye Feng ran away.
"Ye Feng, why are you running away!" Gu Xun'er chased after him.
"You chase me, can I not run away?"
"Don't run!" Gu Xun'er scolded
"Then don't chase me yet!"
After Gu Ying picked up two branches from the roadside, she once again joined the chasing team.
