Suddenly, in the position closest to the aunt in red, an old man who was at least seventy-five years old stood on his seat with one hand, raised his leg high, and kicked the aunt in red on the back.
His movements were as neat as a twenty-year-old muscular young man.
"Ouch"
The aunt in red let out a cry of pain, lay down on the credit card machine, and then her whole body went limp. All that was left in his mouth was humming.
"Okay, great job, old man."
"Well played, well played..."
…
Thunderous cheers and applause erupted from the bus.
The old man looked confused, as if he didn't know what was going on.
"This old man is 6"
Mi He on the side couldn't help but admire.
Cao Yi glanced at Little Snow Monkey sitting on the other side.
This guy did it.
Not long after leaving the island, out of convenience, he removed the seal on this guy.
Noticing Cao Yi looking at him, Little Snow Monkey gave a harmless smile.
"Forget it this time. If I let the poor man see you using your third-rate spiritual thoughts on ordinary people again, I will be severely punished."
Cao Yi delivered a very stern message.
Every time he returns to reality, he restrains his three pets and prevents them from leaving Taihu Lake, just because he is worried that they will do something outrageous.
Especially the little snow ape, Ginseng King, who grew up in the mountains, is full of wildness and rebelliousness.
Being submissive in front of him is not necessarily the case among ordinary people.
Whether it is mythology or from ancient times to the present, the process of domesticating wild animals has always been bloody.
For example, everyone’s beloved Monkey Brother did so many outrageous things in the original Journey to the West that it’s hard to describe them all.
"yes"
Little Snow Ape responded via voice transmission, and then his pink face dropped.
It has been following Cao Yi for a long time and knows that Cao Yi always does what he says.
"Auntie is beaten, which is very satisfying, but it doesn't mean anything. Last time, a bus fell into the river in Chongqing Province, killing a lot of people. This has not happened again. I saw in the news a few days ago that a woman wanted to get off the bus, but the driver refused. He was slapped in the mouth, and a man who refused to get out of the car stabbed the driver directly. No amount of education is useful for unqualified people. The country's imperfect laws have created these people."
Mi He's voice sounded again.
Cao Yi looked at Mi He in surprise.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Mi He was puzzled.
Cao Yi said speechlessly: "Don't you use the Internet? A woman in Haikou was sentenced to four years in prison for slapping a driver. A woman in Bijie was sentenced to two years and six months for slapping a driver. A woman in Shanghai was sentenced to snatch the steering wheel. , was sentenced to three years and six months, and her qualification to settle in Shanghai was also cancelled. A woman from Yingtan hit a bus driver and was sentenced to six months. A woman from Yingjing County was sentenced to ten months for dragging the driver... There are many legal illiterates in our country, but it’s not that the country’s laws are imperfect. Don’t blame the country when problems arise.”
"Why are they all women?"
Mi He had a strange expression.
"Ahem, that's not the point."
Cao Yi was once again rendered speechless by Mi He's brain circuit.
"Honestly, if you don't tell me this, I really don't know. It seems that I am also legally illiterate. After I go back, I will definitely talk to my family, especially women. Let them know how serious the conflict with the bus driver is. .”
Mi He said seriously.
"Based on your own experience, you can write a novel about the Internet about wealthy people or the second generation of rich people. In it, you can focus on the seriousness of hitting a bus driver. Add the plot to make it more impressive for readers."
Cao Yi joked.
When they were in college, both of them were Internet literature enthusiasts.
There was a time when Shingo-ryu was particularly popular, and both of them followed it.
Mi He's eyes lit up, "Good idea"
But it dimmed again, "Now I'm not allowed to write about Shenhao."
Cao Yi: "..."
"Who hit me?"
A sharp cry sounded.
Cao Yi looked around.
I saw the aunt in red standing up, turning her head, her face almost twisted, "Old man, you dare to kick me?"
After saying that, he rushed towards the old man.
Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!
Cao Yi controlled the old man and slapped him three times in a row, very loudly.
The aunt in red sat on the ground meditating again, her face swollen like a purple eggplant.
"Call the police...well, call the police."
The aunt in red, who was almost stunned, said vaguely.
"Well done, the old man is so handsome."
"I love you so much, old man"
"This old man has definitely practiced"
…
The passengers cheered and applauded.
The old man looked at his hands in confusion.
"If you dare to hit me, call the police, call the police..."
The aunt in red came back to her senses and took out her mobile phone tremblingly.
"No need, I've already reported it"
The driver said coldly.
"Forehead"
The aunt in red was a little confused.
Ten minutes later, the bus stopped at the door of the police station. The waiting police officers boarded the bus and took away the aunt in red.
Cao Yi, Mi He, and several passengers who were not at work went to the police station with the police to make notes.
I worked hard for several hours before I came out.
Cao Yi, Mi He and Xiao Xueyuan changed to a taxi.
This time there were no more accidents and the speed was much faster.
We are less than five kilometers away from West Lake.
An illusory figure appeared in the middle of the road.
Then, it disappeared into Cao Yi's sea of consciousness like lightning.
In the sea of consciousness, a Taoist priest who looked exactly like Cao Yi, wearing a black robe and with a strong temperament, like a sharp sword, sat cross-legged in the void and said expressionlessly: "Xiao Tian went to West Lake."
"Did you notice anything unusual?"
Cao Yi Shen Nian asked.
"No"
Cao Yi, dressed in black, said.
"Did I guess wrong?"
Cao Yi pondered for a while and exited the sea of consciousness.
At almost noon, the taxi arrived at the Second Lakeside Park Pier.
After paying and getting off the bus, Mi He said as he walked: "Xizi Lake is very big, so you have to use transportation to play in West Lake. If you want to be more free, ride a bicycle. If you find it troublesome, take a sightseeing car. If you want to be completely integrated into Xizi Lake, Among the scenery of the lake, you have to sit on the painting boat.
This painting boat is divided into ordinary painting boat and luxurious painting boat. The ordinary painting boat can be boarded at Huagang Pier and Quahongqiao Pier (near Yuewang Temple). The luxurious painting boat can be boarded at Lakeside Second Park Pier and can go around the West Lake. "
Cao Yi just nodded.
"It's not the tourist season. There aren't many tourists. Let's see if we can book a boat. As a late-blooming rich second generation, it's my first time to visit West Lake, so I can't help but feel confident."
Mi He said boldly.
Cao Yi was speechless.
Little Snow Monkey rolled his eyes.
To be honest, sometimes, it is a bit difficult to look directly at the fact that this person named Mi He is a good friend of the Taoist priest.
Not long after, the three people appeared on the famous luxurious boat "Lanlihao" in West Lake.
Mi He, who had just completed the electronic payment, put his mobile phone in his pocket and said with a pained face: "It's really expensive."
Cao Yi was speechless again.
"There is a tea art performance on the second floor, three of you please"
The service staff came over with a smile.
Mi He immediately put on the face of a rich man, put his hands behind his back and said, "Let's go and have a look."
The waiter was at the front.
Mihe walked in second.
Little Snow Monkey was in third place.
Cao Yi walked at the end, and when he was about to reach the second floor, he glanced in the southwest direction inadvertently.
