Once upon a time, Cao Yi saw a post on the Internet about seeking science in immortality novels, discussing where to put things in storage bags and storage rings? Is it in another space?
Now inside the purple-gold-red gourd that had the same function as a storage bag and storage ring, Cao Yi couldn't help but become suspicious.
"Ouch, it hurts me so much, it hurts me so much..."
Wang Kaixuan's cry of pain sounded.
"Kaixuan, how are you?"
In the darkness, Hu Bayi approached with concern.
"Don't touch it, it's broken, it's broken..."
Wang Kaixuan gasped.
Cao Yi, whose thoughts were interrupted by Wang Kaixuan, cupped his hands and said: "I'm sorry, Master Wang, but I had no choice but to do it just now."
"Tao, Taoist Master, saved my life. I, I'm not ungrateful. Oh, it hurts me to death..."
Before Wang Kaixuan could finish his words, he cried out in pain again.
Cao Yi remembered that he still had a few healing charms, took out one from the canvas bag in the corner, and handed it over: "Wang Kaixuan, eat it."
Wang Kaixuan took it in his hand and swallowed it in one gulp without any hesitation.
Since ancient times, injuries and illnesses have been integrated. The healing talisman can cure diseases, and naturally it can also cure injuries. Wang Kaixuan's scream soon turned into a low groan.
In this moment, the purple, gold, and red gourds had stopped turbulent. If I guessed correctly, I had already reached the surface of the water.
Cao Yi reached out and pushed hard, the lid fell off, and bright light came into view. Since I stayed in the tomb for a long time, the light was particularly dazzling.
Cao Yi waited for a while with half-squinted eyes. It was a little better. The clear and bright mirror-like water surface came into view. The slightly cold spring breeze blew on the water surface, causing ripples.
Looking from a distance, the clear water surface meets the sky. At first, it is still dark and clear. The farther away, the lake water and the blue sky blur together, leaving only the pale lines where the water and the sky meet.
Cao Yi took a breath, jumped into the cold lake water, floated up, grabbed one side of the purple gold gourd, and climbed up easily.
Coincidentally, the early morning sun just jumped out of the horizon, and the full lake glowed red under the morning light.
“What a beautiful view!”
Cao Yi admired sincerely.
At this time, a bleating sound of a sheep's horn came.
Cao Yi turned around and was happy. The little fat man at the end of the movie was here.
On the green grass, a little fat man with plateau red cheeks walked out of the sheep, came to the shore, picked up a piece of mud from the ground, flattened the mud with his chubby hands, threw it away, and One ripple after another was left on the lake.
The moment he raised his head, the little fat man's mouth was half-opened, his eyes widened, and his face was full of disbelief.
"fatty"
Cao Yi, who was sitting on the purple, gold and red gourd, smiled and waved his hand.
"Mom, there are gods..."
Under the blue sky, a little fat man yelled and ran wildly.
Cao Yi's smile froze.
Hua Hua Hua... the sound of falling into the water was heard one after another. Needless to say, Hu Bayi and others also came out.
"Damn, I'm stuck again"
Wang Kaixuan's sad and angry voice sounded.
Cao Yi walked to the mouth of the gourd, grabbed Wang Kaixuan's head and pulled it out like before.
"Ah! Taoist priest, please be gentle, it hurts so much, oh, the bone is broken again, I will lose weight when I go back..."
Wang Kaixuan kept screaming.
…
Two minutes later.
On the gourd, Wang Kaixuan looked at Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang excitedly while chewing the healing charm.
Cao Yi sat next to him and looked at the pair with a smile.
"Miss Shirley Yang, are you willing to sublimate our pure revolutionary friendship?"
Hu Bayi held up a gold ring and knelt down on one knee with a solemn expression.
"How can anyone propose on a gourd?"
Shirley Yang was stunned and a little shy. Hu Bayi's proposal came too suddenly, and she was not prepared at all.
"Baby, pure gold!"
The big gold tooth lying on the end of the gourd suddenly stood up and snatched the gold ring from Hu Bayi's hand.
Facing the sun, watching and giggling. He is crazy and still loves money so much, he is worthy of being a big gold tooth.
Shirley Yang was so anxious that she rushed forward and grabbed it.
"little sister"
In addition to loving money, Da Jinya also loves beautiful women. Seeing Shirley Yang wearing a vest, revealing a large area of snow-white skin, her face showed an expression of beauty and inspiration.
"How dare you tease me!"
Shirley Yang grabbed the gold ring and kicked the big gold tooth down with her foot.
"Well done, grandson Lao Jin"
Wang Kaixuan clapped his hands and applauded.
Shirley Yang returned to Hu Bayi, handed the gold ring to Hu Bayi, and lowered her head shyly.
She had been waiting for this moment for a long time.
"How about we go back to the United States and talk about it?"
Hu Bayi made a joke.
"Are you a man?"
Shirley Yang took it seriously and suddenly became anxious. He even said something like whether he was a man or not.
Although Hu Bayi is from Hujian, he has lived in the capital for a long time. He is used to treating himself as a prostitute in the capital. He is very sensitive to the word "men". He immediately grabbed Shirley Yang's hand, put the gold ring on, and took advantage of the situation. The hands were kissed.
The old bachelor king Kaixuan couldn't bear the stimulation and spat: "How shameless!"
At this time, the big gold tooth that had been kicked out of the water emerged from the water, with a smile on his face that said: "I'm not dead, Mr. Hu, Miss Yang, Mr. Kai, Taoist Priest, hahaha..."
Wang Kaixuan spat again: "You woke up at the right time."
He was tortured to death by the gourd, but Big Gold Tooth got through it in a daze, which was so annoying.
"I thought I would never see you again."
Da Jinya shed tears excitedly.
In the illusion, he was surrounded by a group of big rice dumplings, with no way to go to heaven and no door to the earth. The despair made him feel fear in his soul when he thought about it.
"Then you have to thank the Taoist priest, not the Taoist priest, you have died several times."
Wang Kaixuan shouted.
"Thank you, Taoist priest. Taoist priest, you are my reborn parents."
Big Jinya thanked him loudly.
"Come up first"
Cao Yi said with a smile.
After a while, the big golden tooth got on the gourd.
Cao Yi looked at the four of them and said, "Pindao plans to go to Myanmar next. Is there any of you willing to go with us?"
Whether you are making corpse-killing talismans or psychic talismans, you need chalcedony from jade, and Myanmar is a concentration of jade.
“What are you doing in Myanmar?”
Da Jinya asked curiously.
"Emerald Stone"
Cao Yi gently spit out four words.
Da Jinya's eyes suddenly lit up. He and Cao Yi attended the auction last time, and the piece of Purple Dragon King left a deep impression on him.
Moreover, he has no plans to return to the United States and urgently needs a way to make a fortune. Following the mysterious Taoist priest to get the raw jadeite is definitely a money grab.
"I go"
Da Jinya said impatiently.
Cao Yi looked at the others.
"I am coming too"
Wang Kaixuan also has no plans to go to the United States.
Before going to the United States, all he thought about was how wonderful the United States was. Only after going there did he realize that the United States is a paradise for the rich and a hell for the poor.
"You have all gone to Myanmar, what will happen if we get married?"
Hu Bayi was anxious.
He is getting married, and two old friends and a savior are going to Burma.
"Delay until we come back from Burma. I will give you and Staff Officer Yang a large jade bracelet each."
Wang Kaixuan patted his chest and said.
