After hearing Lin Rou's words, Teacher Prostitute became more sure of his inner thoughts.
Looking at the painful eggplant next to him with a smile on his face, he said, "Okay, okay, stop inking. You see, Sister Lin Rou has come to see us off in person."
"After I send you back to the crematorium, you should have a good rest so as not to worry anyone."
After the words fell, Eggplant gradually gave up struggling and was forced out of the room by PDD.
As he approached the door of the store, Eggplant felt more and more unbearable pain in his stomach.
Unable to help screaming, the doctor turned his head and glanced at Lin Rou who was following him and pdd.
Lin Rou, who noticed Eggplant's gaze, just smiled gently.
But precisely because of this gentle smile, Eggplant was instantly frightened.
Because he didn't know if it was an illusion or something.
The moment he turned his head, Eggplant seemed to see a god of death standing behind Lin Rou with a sickle in his hand.
The key is that this god of death smiled at himself.
I vaguely felt that this was not a coincidence, and an ominous feeling suddenly came to my mind.
He was sweating profusely, looked at pdd with some weakness and said: "Old prostitute, I'm very serious, I feel that this time I really don't have an ordinary cold."
Hearing this voice, pdd didn't even raise his head, and subconsciously replied: "I know, your cold is definitely not an ordinary cold."
After hearing pdd's reply, Eggplant instantly felt a beam of light.
But just when he wanted to ask the prostitute teacher to take him to the hospital.
The prostitute teacher added a sentence very seriously.
"Looking at how painful you are, it's definitely not an ordinary cold. It should be considered a severe cold."
"One thing to say, Eggplant, you should drink less alcohol. Look at how weak you are. A bad cold can turn you into this."
Hearing these words, Eggplant felt an urge to die.
What the hell.
When did this naughty pig become so stubborn?
But soon, Eggplant weakly whispered: "It's not that I'm weak. Now your tumor has been confirmed to be benign, but I'm still at risk of being bitten. Do you think there's a possibility?"
In an instant, pdd also felt something was wrong, but still did not put down his hand supporting Eggplant.
Just keep walking towards the door.
Seeing that he was about to reach the door, Eggplant really couldn't bear it anymore, and he fiercely broke away from pdd's hand.
"I'm not joking about my old prostitute. Why don't you take me to the hospital for a checkup?"
After the prostitute teacher felt Eggplant's struggle, she looked at him blankly.
It took a long time before he spoke his first words.
"Eggplant, I found that you have changed."
Eggplant subconsciously replied: "I've changed."
"Before you came to Sister Lin Rou, you wouldn't have rushed to the hospital because of a cold. If you had the money to go to the hospital, you would have liked to stay and buy a bottle of good wine. What's wrong with you now?"
Having known Eggplant for so long, I know very well about his moral character pdd.
This guy is really stingy on weekdays, but he is not stingy at all when it comes to wine.
Of course, this is also because of Yaya's strict control.
Since I don’t have much pocket money and I love drinking, I basically save all the money I have to buy wine.
So over time, Eggplant’s habit of picking and scratching has never been changed.
Hearing pdd's teasing, Eggplant also smiled helplessly.
"How can I not pick it? Look at it, I have been treating everyone to dinner for six days, and I have watched my little coffers getting thinner every day."
“Not including today’s consumption in the past few days, we spent a total of 36,189 yuan.”
"Come on, come on, I'm really convinced. You really calculated every investment clearly."
Hearing Qie Zi report the capital investment of the past few days, not only pdd was a little stunned.
Even Lin Rou behind her was surprised.
This guy actually remembered everything carefully.
How much savings do you need to achieve this?
It seemed that he was a little sad thinking that he had spent so much money.
Eggplant's ugly face looked more like he was distressed about Qian.
He said helplessly: "You have spent so much money these days, do you know how many bottles of good wine you can buy me?"
"You said I can spend so much money on dinner, so why do I have to dig so hard on myself?"
"More than 30,000 yuan has been spent. Going to a hospital to die is only a thousand yuan. I think it is acceptable."
Looking at the helpless Eggplant, pdd was immediately amused.
"Hahaha, Eggplant, you finally understand that money must be spent."
"Okay, okay, I'll take you to the hospital and have a good time."
When he saw that he had finally made sense of pdd, Eggplant couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.
But at the same time he felt a little distressed.
I put a limit on myself going to the hospital for check-ups.
"Old prostitute, this trip to the hospital will cost at most five hundred yuan. I really don't have much money on hand now. If it exceeds five hundred yuan, you can just drag me back to the crematorium."
Upon hearing this, the expression on pdd's face suddenly solidified.
Just now I thought Eggplant's stinginess had improved, but now it seems like it's still a ghost.
"Eggplant, you are still the same eggplant."
But no matter what, finally at Eggplant's insistence, pdd agreed to take him to the hospital for examination.
Lin Rou, who had been following them, couldn't help but retract her gaze at this moment.
Judging from the current situation, the eggplant order is basically gone.
And just when pdd was about to put the eggplant on the car, Teacher Ma suddenly stumbled out of the hotel.
"Old prostitute, Eggplant, where are you people?"
"Lao Bi, why did you leave me here alone? How can we form a threesome without me?"
"Uh, why did this Bi come out?"
Seeing Teacher Ma running over, pdd waved to him.
"Old Ma, why are you here? Go back to the hotel quickly, why are you so drunk?"
pdd originally waved Teacher Ma back to the hotel, but after Teacher Ma saw him.
No matter how much he did, he just stumbled across the road to find him.
"Eh? Old prostitute, why did you and Eggplant go to the other side? Wait for me, wait for me, I'll come over now."
Saying this, Teacher Ma, who was drunk and not like a human being, was about to climb over the railing.
At this moment, pdd said nervously: "Damn it. There's a car, why don't you just stand there and don't move."
Under the stimulation of alcohol, Teacher Ma could no longer distinguish anything.
He just walked forward without caring.
brake!
boom!
With a loud noise, Teacher Ma disappeared in front of everyone in an instant.
