"Go, go, stop talking nonsense. I would rather believe that I choked to death on drinking water than that I drank and died."
Eggplant said with disbelief.
Having said this, PDD and Teacher Ma on the side shook their heads helplessly.
No hope of salvation
This guy is really addicted to alcohol.
Let’s talk about Lin Rou.
Sitting on the stool, she would look up at the trio from time to time.
By traveling to this world for so long, she also has a general understanding of the system.
In fact, in this world, there are only two words that people carry in their lives.
Numerology!
To put it bluntly, fate is your own actions and your own thoughts.
But the truth is different.
If fate is caused by oneself, then reason is caused by external factors.
For example, if you want to go out to play now, you are destined to have such a disaster today and you will be hit by a car.
But at this moment, you saw an old woman falling down on the roadside, and your conscience led you to step forward and help the old woman.
So you didn't cross the road at this time and escaped.
At this time, the old lady had a causal impact on the outside world.
It is also because of your kindness that this disaster was avoided.
It was also the grandmother's strength that kept you from being hit for the time being.
Why does the old lady appear in this place? !
What makes her fall to the ground when you are about to be hit? !
If you are a person without kindness, then it is impossible to come forward to help.
If he hadn't stepped forward to help him, he wouldn't have been able to avoid this disaster.
Going deeper, there is actually a causal relationship behind this.
Numerology integrates and influences each other.
It can't be said, it can't be expressed, it has its own destiny.
In Lin Rou's view, the trio had all triggered the system's death notice.
But in fact, the three of them belong to completely different types.
The first is whoring the teacher.
"The tumor worsened due to long-term gaming all night, and Cullinan was driving with a mental breakdown and lost consciousness. The mortality rate in a car accident was 21%."
"Smoking all day and staying up late will eventually worsen the tumor, with a 36% chance of death."
"Due to excessive body fat and advanced cancer, many complications occur, and the probability of death is 48%."
"Due to the final result of terminal liver cancer, he became completely decadent and drank too much every day, which led to his health getting worse and worse, and the probability of death was 58%."
pdd is also the first growth customer Lin Rou has ever seen.
The cause of his death was also the most complicated.
But now pdd has reached the most critical moment.
This is the stage of cancer.
As for whether it can bear it in the end, it depends on pdd's luck.
Destined to have such a disaster, it depends on whether the relationship between cause and effect can save his life.
The eggplant has the lowest probability of being embarrassed.
"Excessive live broadcasting can cause acute illness in the body. Although the illness is minor, due to personal bad habits, the probability of death is 34%."
If you look carefully, you will see that the death probability of eggplant is actually due to a small disease.
It's just that Yaya is too strict on weekdays, so she picks at Sosou again.
That's what ultimately led to the tragedy.
In fact, as long as Lin Rou casually said to him at this time, he would have a full body checkup every half month.
Maybe the 34% chance of eggplant death will be completely gone.
However, Lin Rou was only prepared to be a bystander.
Because she was observing something about death.
As for Teacher Ma, he is actually the most dangerous one among the three.
"Probable cause of death: Staying up late for a long time to live broadcast and play games, the body's resistance is extremely poor. In the past month, due to catching a cold and persisting, a high fever without timely treatment has a sudden death rate of 45%."
But this is also because Lin Rou doesn't want to interfere, otherwise she will have the same character that Teacher Ma has figured out now.
As long as Lin Rou said something to him when he was cold, Teacher Ma would be out of danger directly.
But precisely because Lin Rou didn't want to get involved, among the three of them, Teacher Ma might be the first one to make a deal with her.
If someone could see Lin Rou's expression at this time.
Then you will find that her expressions when looking at the three people below are like looking at goods.
This expression coupled with this look can't help but make people a little creepy.
Unknowingly.
Lin Rou also felt that she was becoming more and more affected by the system.
It was as if death was not worth mentioning at all in her eyes.
Everyone is very afraid of facing death.
But now she is completely different.
Take yesterday, for example, ten business transactions were carried out at the same time, and the bodies of ten female anchors were cremated together.
She watched as the flames in the furnace engulfed their bodies bit by bit.
Lin Rou was immersed in it unconsciously.
Unconsciously, it seemed to her that what was in the cremator was not a corpse at all.
But a blooming black flower.
at the same time.
In the Kowloon Cemetery, pdd, who had already signed the papers, took the other two people and worked diligently to dig the grave for two hours.
Seeing that the sky has gradually darkened.
pdd first ran over to ask for Lin Rou's opinion.
Then he smiled at all the employees in the company and said, "The boss said, let's have a dinner together tonight."
"Eggplant asked for it and treated everyone to a good meal."
The last sentence was decided by the prostitute teacher without authorization for Eggplant.
When he heard that he was going to treat a guest, Eggplant, who was putting wine into his mouth, accidentally spit out the wine.
"When did I, my old whore, say I wanted to treat you?"
On the other hand, pdd smiled innocently and said: "What do you know? I am saving you. Only when your little treasury is used up will you stop drinking. Otherwise, sooner or later, you will be harmed by alcohol. dead."
In response, Eggplant gave pdd a helpless look.
It's not that he doesn't want to treat guests, it's that the small treasury really doesn't have much left.
But now that the words have been spoken, it is certainly impossible to take them back.
Otherwise, it would appear that he is too stingy. After all, he is also the head anchor of Shark Fighting.
And Lin Rou was also present, so Eggplant really didn't dare to say anything.
the other side.
When the staff heard that Eggplant was going to treat us, they all became excited.
They all joked: "Brother Eggplant wants to treat you? If Yaya knows about it, the little treasury will be in danger."
"Brother Qie, will you get scolded if you eat too much?"
"Brother Qie, what's your budget for today? We'll be careful later."
Seeing everyone making noises, Eggplant couldn't say anything else.
I can only cater to him and say: "What is your general budget for company dinners? It's about the same as that. The main reason is that Yaya, as you all know, is very strict."