"Sister Lin Rou just criticized us and told us to be gentler. Now we will tell you gently, Teacher Ma, you are about to die."
"666, I didn't expect Lin Rou to come to Lao Ma's live broadcast room again. It was really fun tonight."
"Good brothers, are they all at the same time? This Sunset Red Team is going to be wiped out by the group!"
"Lao Ma, I would like to ask Lin Rou which floor this wave is on..."
"Should I get it? Will the Han Dynasty be afraid of being noticed? Just now he was chatting about Lin Rou in the live broadcast room."
...
After seeing these barrages, Lao Ma instantly realized something was wrong.
The next second he wanted to close his live broadcast room.
But what Lao Ma didn't expect was that just when he was about to close the live broadcast room.
A piece of news that attracted attention appeared in front of him instantly.
"Ding! Professional and responsible one-stop service has paid attention to you."
After seeing this news, Lao Ma felt completely bad.
"Damn it...you're paying attention right now? Are you going to get it or not?"
When he was live broadcasting before, he knew that pdd and Eggplant were paid attention to by Lin Rou, and after understanding what kind of person Lin Rou was.
He also briefly took a look at the live broadcast recordings where pdd and Eggplant were followed.
According to Teacher Ma, the general process is like this.
First, when Lin Rou enters the live broadcast room, netizens will frantically refresh the screen with a wave of rhythm, and then Lin Rou's fans will ask Lin Rou whether the host is good at it.
Secondly, the live broadcast room was buzzing for a period of time. During this period, Lin Rou basically maintained a wait-and-see state. She neither stood up to speak nor interacted with fans, and just let them chat.
Precisely because of watching the live broadcast replays of pdd and Eggplant, Lao Ma also felt that he had probably figured out a little bit of Lin Rou's habits.
Let’s not talk about whether Lin Rou has the ability to predict the life and death of others. If not, it would be better. It means that all this is a farce, just for show effect.
But if there is one, it is also in line with Lin Rou's current live broadcast method. After all, if there is one, it also shows that Lin Rou is a master. In Lao Ma's view, masters like this are just pretentious.
So when he saw Lin Rou entering his live broadcast room, Lao Ma still felt a little lucky.
That is to run away directly, and we will talk about the rest later.
But now the problem came. Before he could successfully download the broadcast, Lin Rou paid attention to him directly.
This is completely out of line with the normal routine.
"This is a joke. Lin Rou actually predicted my prediction."
As he murmured, Lao Ma's nervous heart suddenly rose to his throat.
But at this moment, Lin Rou took the initiative to send a private message to Teacher Ma.
"Lucky guest, congratulations on getting the opportunity to purchase the sunset red team's group package. There is an old-timer and new-timer event, do you want to know about it?"
"The activity is as follows. As long as you recommend a person to purchase the group purchase package, you will get a free opportunity to sweep the tomb for one year, and also receive a free opportunity to visit the tomb during the Qingming Festival for one year."
"If the recommended person is a member of Sunset Red Team, all rewards will be doubled and 10% of the package fee will be refunded."
"Ordering benefits is subject to successfully booking the funeral package service, and it will work wonders in time."
"This promotion can be combined with the packages of Eggplant and Prostitute Teacher!"
Lao Ma, who was originally a bit nervous, was stunned for a moment after seeing all the private messages sent by Lin Rou, and felt like he wanted to cry without tears.
"Fuck... I'm being noticed, I'm so depressed."
...
"Probable cause of death: Staying up late for a long time to live broadcast and play games, the body's resistance is extremely poor. In the past month, due to catching a cold and persisting, a high fever without timely treatment has a sudden death rate of 45%."
This was the cause of death that Lin Rou saw when she came to Lao Ma's live broadcast room.
Precisely because of this, Lin Rou directly paid attention to the other party without saying anything.
So far, she has paid attention to three people in the entire Sunset Red Team.
So she thought about this package and carefully proposed it to them.
After all, in business... you can only do business for a long time if you have repeat customers.
And no matter what industry, bringing in the old and bringing in the new is indeed a marketing technique, isn’t it?
After being noticed, Teacher Ma didn’t know whether it was because he was too scared or something.
Without even saying hello, he left the live broadcast room in a hurry, not knowing why he was there.
Now that the last anchor has paid attention, Lin Rou also waved to the water friends in the live broadcast room and planned to go off the air.
"Okay, that's it for today. If the broadcast continues, the anchors of Shark Fighting will have to go off the air. See you another day, viewers."
After she finished speaking, Lin Rou immediately closed the live broadcast room.
I looked at the time and saw that her first show on Dousha had been broadcast for three hours today.
However, these three hours will definitely cause an uproar.
at the same time.
Inside the No. 1 Hospital in Shanghai.
Saozhu held the phone and heard the sound of ghosts crying and howling inside, and his already panicky mood became even more nervous.
"Lao Ma, my brother really can't help you with this matter. I'm still in the hospital for examination, so just ask for your blessings."
"Now the Sunset Red Team may really be wiped out by the group."
"You are such an adult, why are you still crying? Okay, I won't tell you anymore, my test results are out."
After hanging up the phone with Teacher Ma, Shen Lingmin heard the conversation between the two people and felt a little curious.
He quickly stepped forward and asked.
"What's wrong with Teacher Ma? He's still crying when he listens to your chat?"
Hearing this, pdd said with a bit of laughter: "Lao Ma's b has also been paid attention to, and now he is so scared that he can't even walk."
"Let's not talk about it for now. The physical examination report is out. Hurry over and take a look."
While they were talking, a doctor in a white coat walked out of the room with a thick stack of medical cases.
And he still had a frown on his face.
After seeing the doctor's expression, pdd's legs went weak.
"Doctor...what's wrong? Can I still be saved?"
The doctor looked at PDD in front of him from head to toe. This look made PDD break into a cold sweat.
Then he slowly spoke in an extremely serious tone: "You may not be that old at your age, but you have quite a lot of problems."
"Let's not talk about the three highs and other illnesses. Let me tell you the most serious one first. You have to be prepared."
"You have a serious liver problem. The test results show that you have a tumor..."
Before the doctor had finished speaking, Saozhu's mentality had already exploded.
"What the hell? Swelling...tumor? Is it real or fake?"
Seeing the doctor's extremely serious expression, Sao Zhu was completely frightened.
"Ouch...are we really going to get slapped this time?"
