What's more desperate than time travel?
Some people will answer "I traveled to a dangerous world", others will answer "There is no golden finger after traveling through time", and some people will answer "I was pushed to the ground after traveling through time"...
Well, Guan Liyuan said that he has encountered all three situations!
So Guan Liyuan decided to post a post on the "Big Universe Forum" with this topic to vent...
But just as he used his energy to enter the title of the post on the forum page that others could not see, a fat penguin jumped out, but the people around him still turned a blind eye to it. It was obvious that the penguin had nothing to do with the forum interface. Likewise, others cannot see it.
"Hey, what do you mean there is no golden finger? Am I not your golden finger?"
The penguin fidgeted with his red scarf dissatisfiedly... Don't ask why he wears a scarf even though he is a penguin!
"Hey, the main reason is that I think that by saying that I don't have a golden finger, I can also deceive myself that my golden finger has not awakened. If I admit that my golden finger is just a forum, then there will be no hope at all!" Guan Liyuan Communicate with penguins in a silent form.
This is Guan Liyuan's biggest progress in the past month... He is finally able to control his silent communication with Penguin, and only let him hear what he wants to "say"!
"What does it mean to be 'just' a forum? Have you realized the status of the 'Great Universe Forum' in the forum world? This is a high-end forum that can only have one registered member in each universe and is completely invitation-only! You know Does this mean anything?"
"I know, usually people who do this kind of propaganda are liars." Guan Liyuan became even more disdainful.
"You, you are the most vicious slander in the entire universe... no, in all the universes combined! You must know that my purpose is: to create happiness with your heart!"
"..."
When Penguin saw that Guan Liyuan had stopped talking, he suddenly felt that he had finally convinced this ungrateful guy, although his eyes were still a little weird.
As if he felt that Guan Liyuan's silence was reflecting on his own mistakes, Penguin's tone also softened a little: "Don't be ignorant of your blessings when you are in the midst of blessings. If it were not detected by the system, the soul fluctuation system between you and the creators of this server would It’s highly consistent. Depending on how ‘favored’ you are by the will of the universe, the probability of becoming a forum member is negligible, let alone becoming a noble administrator like you are now!”
Being brainwashed is a very scary thing for intelligent creatures.
But Guan Liyuan said that he was repeatedly brainwashed by a fat penguin wearing a red scarf, making him accept that "the forum administrator is a glorious and great mission and responsibility as the successor of the communist cause"... This kind of brainwashing is simply harmless. Power!
"Okay, let me confirm with you again. Are you sure that I am the only 'noble administrator' on the entire page?" Guan Liyuan asked.
"Yes, this forum has 'lost contact' with the world of creators since it went online... But the good news is that other than that, everything went smoothly. Although it has been running for thousands of years, countless bugs have appeared. But I discovered you again! You are the only soul with administrator qualifications among all the connected universes, and now those bugs are no longer a problem!" Penguin also breathed a sigh of relief after saying this.
"Let me explain in advance, permission dog... Well, I mean I can still be competent as an administrator, but I don't know anything about programmers..."
"Of course, haven't I explained it already? You don't need to do anything special. After you become an administrator again, the world you are currently in will automatically become the 'main world'. With a basic server, you can automatically fix bugs ...Any other questions?”
"Last question, when will the administrator rights you mentioned be implemented? I can't wait to ban the guy who posted photos of me last time!" Guan Liyuan asked.
"There are about three months left! After all, your favor by the will of the universe was at the lowest level before. I need to help you upgrade your 'favor by the universe' to the level of a normal member before I can open your permissions... You are now The universe we are in is of a very high level, and the energy required to change its will has already used up nearly half of the energy I have accumulated over the past ten thousand years!" Penguin said a little aggrievedly.
"It doesn't matter. After I open the permissions, I will immediately increase the price of the forum currency and organize some activities such as gift packages and holiday recharges!"
"good idea!"
Members of the "Great Universe Forum" from countless universes, almost all of whom are "God's chosen ones" or on the road to becoming "Heaven's chosen ones", do not yet know that the price of their forum coins will increase in three months. Already...
As for these three months, all Guan Liyuan can do is still browse the forum!
"Tsk tsk, the 'Universal Bagua' section is the most active every day. 'Bagua' is indeed the instinct of intelligent creatures, and the proud ones are no exception!"
After Guan Liyuan said this, he found that Fat Penguin had been looking at him. He was about to click on the gossip section and couldn't help but hesitate...
"Ahem, as a noble administrator, I decided to add some knowledge..."
Guan Liyuan said and clicked on the "Strategy Discussion" area. Well, this is the second largest section of the "Great Universe Forum". It can be seen that there are many "proud men of heaven" who are still doing their jobs!
Although different universes have different laws and rules, and the so-called "strategies" cannot be copied, learning by analogy and discussing with each other is indeed one of the shortcuts to progress...
"Huh? This post has been upvoted again? It seems that new members have joined the discussion..."
Guan Liyuan saw the post that caught his attention again. The member ID of the poster was "Lord of Xuye Palace", and the title of the post was "On the operating principles and usage of wish-embodied items."
There have been thousands of posts, and the previous ones are not very nutritious. They are basically everyone's complaints about the serious title, and the "Lord of Xuye Palace"'s rhetoric to counterattack...
But later, another theoretical master joined, and finally the "Lord of Xuye Palace" found someone with whom he had a common language. The two met late and discussed for thousands of floors in one breath, and no one else could get in the middle of the conversation at all.
The member ID of this theoretical master is "Iron Man's brother", and he is very knowledgeable in the law of "equivalent exchange"...
Well, in fact, Guan Liyuan has long felt that these two guys are "suspicious" from their IDs to the content of their posts, and they are somewhat similar to the protagonists and BOSSs of certain two worlds that he knows, especially when he saw two people in the posts, and [Beng Yu] and [Philosopher's Stone] appeared respectively!
Unfortunately, because the permissions have not been activated, we cannot fully view the background information of the two people...
And now another theoretical expert has joined the discussion, swearing that he has mastered a [Four Soul Jade] that can realize any wish as long as it is collected completely, and his ID has ordered Guan Liyuan to prepare for it for three months. He was forced to sell him a name change card at a high price!
"What a shame... Penguin, you didn't even add any sensitive words when registering your ID?" Guan Liyuan said with a grin.
"This is also one of the BUGs. There was originally a sensitive font library, but due to the language barrier in each universe, the translation function of this forum came into play. After unifying these languages, the sensitive font library has not been updated..."
At this moment, a roar came from Guan Liyuan's ears: "Guan Liyuan! There are still three months until you are 'opened', and you actually handed in a blank paper again! And what are you looking down at? Do you know what is more tragic than waste? Then It’s just trash who doesn’t realize that he is trash!”
Seeing the old lecturer's trembling beard, Guan Liyuan thought about it carefully and gave up the plan of "correcting his misunderstanding of himself and letting him know that he is not a 'waste' but a 'noble administrator'" …
