[The eighth update of the ninth update, this palm thank you to all the book friends who voted and stamped their support for me! 】.
So this is ah……
No wonder Zhi Duoduo wanted to pounce on her and bite her twice after seeing the soul-absorbing function of the bronze mirror.
It turns out that this little sister’s ideas are not weird, it’s really true. Both of them owe each other a lot of money. This grudge is so entangled that it’s hard to settle it!
It is true that Lin Tuo saved Zhi Duoduo's life, but if he ruined Zhi Duoduo's life, the consequences would indeed be quite serious...
And seriously speaking, if there were no beasts with horns and beasts gathering in bloom, and there were no soul-sucking souls on the city wall, Lin Tuo would not know that it would take until the year of the monkey to discover the auxiliary function of the ancient bronze mirror and embark on the journey of cultivation. The fast lane!
From this perspective, Lin Tuo really owed the little girl a lot. After all, saving a child's life was a matter of course. There was no way to exchange favors!
"Okay, okay!" Lin Tuo could only give in and watched helplessly as the little girl fucked the naked man, painting his body like a flower.
As for a certain part that was not suitable for children, he directly lifted it up with his little hands by the elephant's trunk, and painted on the top and bottom. Lin Tuo sweated like a fountain when he saw it!
So tough! So awesome! How old is this little girl now? If she grows up, she will really be incredible!
No, no, what is incredible is that the naked man in his sleep seemed to feel something comfortable, and he actually got hard and picked up the flagpole...
What's even more outrageous is that the little girl Fianzi turned a blind eye to this change and continued to paint without two strokes. After finishing the painting, she turned the naked man over arrogantly and continued painting face down.
It's easy to say that he was face down, but the many broken ribs on his chest were facing down, and the flag was also raised somewhere, so the situation was serious.
With a sound of "Ouch", the man woke up from the coma and jumped up.
"Be honest!" Zhi Duoduo said without any politeness, swiping the man on the back of his head, knocking him unconscious and continuing to work.
Lin Tuo was sweating profusely, his crotch was twitching faintly, and the feeling of wanting to convulse was indescribable: "Zhi...Sister Duoduo, are you trying to make him...a zombie?" he asked cautiously.
"Yeah." Zhi Duoduo said without raising her head or opening her eyes, "Don't call me sister Duoduo. Only sisters and brothers can call me that!"
"Then...after I finish practicing, can I ask him a few questions?"
Zhi Duoduo immediately looked at Lin Tuo like an idiot: "Do your zombies still know how to answer questions?"
Lin Tuo wiped his sweat. It turned out that zombies are indeed unconscious. In this case... "Then, can I ask him a few questions before you cast the spell? I don't want to compete with you, I just ask questions."
"No!" Zhi Duoduo refused.
"Don't rush to conclusions yet." Lin Tuo explained slowly and patiently, "I came here specifically to see you. I have something to discuss with you. Maybe it will be helpful for you to complete the task given by your sister. Oh..." If coercion doesn't work, let's use inducement.
"Really?" Zhi Duoduo's eyes flashed and she turned to look at Lin Tuo, "You want to help me? Why do you want to help me? Mom said that those adults who said they would help children like me are all liars and have no intentions. I have good intentions, but I can’t trust you!”
Weird children really come from their weird tutors...
Well, that's not right. There are actually quite a few parents who use such words to fool their children.
But if such a thing can work, then a real sow can climb a tree. Lin Tuo smiled and said: "Duoduo, how old are you today? I am eighteen this year."
I thought in my heart, my brother is eighteen this year, eighteen next year, eighteen the year after that, forever eighteen... his mental age is not a lie!
"Twelve." The little sister returned timidly.
"Then how old were you when your mother said this to you?"
"Six...six years old."
"Isn't that right? Duoduo was still young at that time, so my mother said that to Duoduo. Now Duoduo is twelve years old and is already an adult. My brother, I am only eighteen years old, and Duoduo He's almost the same age, how can he be considered an adult deceiving a child?"
"Yes, yes!" The little sister twisted her feet in circles. This familiar movement immediately gave Lin Tuo a bad feeling.
Sure enough, the next second, the little sister raised her head with big flashing eyes: "Brother Lin Tuo, when you say this, do you like Duoduo?"
Without giving Lin Tuo a chance, the next sentence came out immediately: "Let Duoduo turn you into a zombie, and keep it with you forever, and accompany Duoduo, okay?"
Okay, you big-headed ghost!
Little sister, we are negotiating, serious business negotiations, okay? Don’t mix personal emotions into it!
Lin Tuo's blood rushed to his throat and he swallowed it forcefully...
"Well, brother Tuo, I have other things to do. Let's wait until I'm free later..." My heart was filled with a sense of powerlessness, and for the first time, I felt shaken by the seamless plan.
there's no way! Zi once said: If you are not afraid of opponents who are like gods, be afraid of teammates who are like pigs!
How could the plan be so flawless when there was such an unreliable existence as Zhi Duoduo!
What he said to Zhi Duoduo earlier was not to delay time, but to tell the truth. He came down to the mine today just for this little girl, because there were some links in the plan that required her help. .
"Okay, okay!" Zhi Duoduo clapped her hands and jumped up happily.
Finally the fool was over... Lin Tuo wiped his sweat and was about to say something serious when the little girl immediately said: "But you haven't told me yet, why are you helping me? You are not from Qianshan Village person?"
"Then what were you doing jumping up and down just now?"
"I'm so happy, Brother Tuo, you finally agreed to be my zombie boss..."
Lin Tuo felt weak for a while and had to hold on to the wall to stand.
Fortunately, this part is easier to explain. In order to make Zhi Duoduo more convincing, the location of the story "My family originally lived outside the city of Ganzhou" was changed to Qianshan Village. However, the target was replaced by the senior officials of Qianshan Village.
Having already told a lie once, it seems so easy to tell it again!
He quickly earned a lot of sympathetic tears from his little sister, and with his sharp tongue, he reached an agreement with the little guy - he helped the little guy complete the task, and the little guy helped him complete his revenge.
The negotiation conditions, gunpowder formula, and grenade making method that were originally prepared were not used...
Not only that, the unscrupulous Lin Tuoyou also deceived a space bag specially used to transport minerals from a little girl!
The space bar function of the ancient bronze mirror can finally be turned on!
However, with every gain there must also be a loss!
When he was satisfied and signed a contract with the little girl, he wanted to continue interrogating the survivor, only to realize that the little girl had lost all memory of the blow she had just knocked to the back of her head.
This is a common method used by those who refine zombies. Zombies are said to have no consciousness, but occasionally they will retain some. Especially when refining a living corpse, the remaining consciousness is often strong enough to resist the owner's orders.
To be on the safe side, the refiner usually comes here for a while. By the time Lin Tuo wants to negotiate, it's actually already too late...
It seems impossible to know the mastermind behind the assassination...
No matter what, in today's Qianshan Village, except for Lian Shanyun and Hu Qingquan, no one can capture him. Even if Lian Shanyun and Hu Qingquan come, they only need to throw out grenades, create chaos, and rush into the mine. There are still some.
Even if you fail and get caught, in the worst case scenario, believe in yourself, you can still save a small life with the secret of the gunpowder formula.
Take one step and look at three steps to survive in troubled times. It’s impossible to do otherwise!
