"Who are you!"
The panicked congressman stepped back, trying to find something to defend himself.
"Who am I? This is a useless question. It's obvious that I'm here to ask you... Oops, my hands are pinched! Let go, let go, let go!"
The congressman naturally retreated to the door, pulled the door hard and held it with his shoulders, trying to close the door and keep out the enemy.
Lin En spoke equally naturally, covering the door that was about to close with his hand, and then...
Then there was a bang and his hand was caught by the door being pushed back.
"Meow hahahaha!"
Lin hunched over, scratched hard on the ground with both feet, and pushed open the door. The kitten squatted on his shoulder and laughed like a turtle.
Bang!
The door was closed again, Linn covered his hands with his hands between his legs, and looked fiercely at Mr. Congressman, who was already slumped on the ground in a panic.
At this time, the congressman finally understood something belatedly. He turned his gaze to the kitten that was obviously not right. In the eyes behind the lenses, there was a flash of understanding. What follows is endless fear.
"You, you're Lynn! You're the monster!"
As a big shot in human society and Ron's immediate boss, he may not have met Lin En with his own eyes, but of course he knows Lin En's name and deeds, as well as Lin En's characteristics and appearance.
However, he never thought that there would be a day when he would see Lin En in this situation.
"Monster? You think I'm a monster?"
Lin frowned and looked very unconvinced: "You really think you are a good person, don't you? You just keep acting, and you believe it."
As if he were at home, Linn walked to the open kitchen, opened the refrigerator, took out some ice cubes, then went to the wine cabinet and chose a bottle of champagne. After thinking about it, he put it down and replaced it with a "normal" bottle. of red wine.
Pulling a chair over, Linn sat opposite Mr. Congressman and looked at him with a smile.
"Say it."
The congressman was confused. He thought of countless ways to save himself, as well as countless promises and rhetoric. But none of them started like this.
"Say, say something, Mr. Linn, there must be something in this..."
"Misunderstanding. You want to say it's a misunderstanding?"
Lin En took a sip of the wine in the glass and looked very dissatisfied. He turned around and took a bottle of carbonated drink from the refrigerator and mixed it with it. When he drank again, he nodded with satisfaction and closed the refrigerator door with a bang: "This special drink Why is it called a refrigerator?"
"Teacher Lin, calm down."
The kitten jumped on the kitchen island, looked around, and jumped elsewhere.
"What are you doing!"
"Don't worry about it, I'll make money to support the family."
Sora no maiden, right? I understand.
Sitting back on the chair, Linn found that the congressman's complexion seemed to be much better, so Linn thought for a moment and burst out laughing, making the congressman stop laughing.
"Hahahahaha, you... Tsk~ You don't really think you can survive today, do you?"
After saying this, the congressman's face turned cold again, but he still managed to gather his energy, stood up from the floor, straightened his tie: "I believe I can buy my own life back."
"Oh? Then tell me, what did you buy it for?"
Pursing his lower lips, the congressman narrowed his pupils: "I can tell you about the location of the prison that the government is building specifically to hold people with super powers."
Lin En didn't even raise his head: "Not enough."
"I can give you all the documents about the government's secret plans that I have access to in the past 20 years!"
"Not interested in."
"Purgatory Island! I know refining..."
"no."
"The secret weapon plan! They have been researching various strange weapons for the past 20 years!"
"Can you tell me something valuable?"
The congressman was dumbfounded, and then he told a lot of secrets, but Linn was not interested in any of them.
Until finally, the congressman seemed to have thought of something, his eyes narrowed: "I can give you an identification code and a geographical location. In that place, there are the corpses of dead Kryptonians and part of their spaceship!"
Um?
Linn put down his wine glass: "This is fine."
…
Sitting at his desk, the congressman diligently verified various messy things on the computer layer by layer, then printed a partially blacked-out document and handed it to Lin En.
"This information is strictly sealed. Tomorrow morning at the latest, they will know that it was me who leaked the secret. You...you have to keep your word, let me go! I really said everything, I am just a pawn ,I……"
"I know~"
Linn took the piece of paper, looked at it, and patted the congressman on the shoulder: "I know you are in a hurry, but don't be anxious yet."
After saying that, Lin En turned around and shouted: "Little kitten! Are you done?"
"Come on~! It will take five more minutes! This painting seems to be real!"
"Now, you heard me. You've got five minutes."
The congressman was a little stunned: "Five minutes, what five minutes?"
"Write a suicide note!"
"You! You can't do this! You said you would let me go!"
"Eh~!"
Lin En frowned unhappily, showing a slight double chin, looking very disgusted: "Who do you think I am! Don't you know who I am, me, Lin En.
Bad guy! It's not normal to not keep your words.
Come on, don't cry. Just write it here. When you're done, I'll burn it for you so no one else can read it. "
"I'll fight you!"
Maybe it was because Lin En's exaggerated performance when the door was closed just now gave the congressman the wrong message, or maybe he simply didn't want to be provoked and killed him. The congressman burst out with unprecedented speed and strength, once surpassing the twenty-year-old He himself elbowed Linn away, turned around and took out a dusty gun from under the table, holding the gun in both hands, trembling arms, facing the smiling Linn, bang!
"Well!"
Linn's eyes widened, his head moved back quickly, his hands raised, and then...
Slowly, inch by inch, he straightened his body again, looked at the man holding the gun in front of him in disbelief, and raised his hand to his nose.
"huh huh huh huh!"
A bullet blew out of Linn's nose.
"Excellent marksmanship. You are the first gunman who almost hit me with one shot and made me doubt my life."
"This...ah——!!"
Bang bang bang...
The crisp sound of empty-pulling the trigger sounded continuously. The congressman holding the gun in both hands fell to the ground again, and he just pulled the trigger in vain, making a clicking sound.
As for Lin En, her eyes were as wide as those of a cow, her eyebrows were as high as those of an opera singer, and her mouth was so wide that all her teeth were visible.
"You...hum!"
When~when~when...
Linn blew out three more bullets from his nostrils and touched his nose with his hand in doubt.
Although Linn could breathe freely now, he always felt like there was something in his nose.
"You did it on purpose, right? Sharpshooter!"
Lin En hasn't broken her defense because of anyone or anything for a long time, but today. He did feel that he had been humiliated.
"If I can let you live to see the sun tomorrow, I will be raised by Batman!!"
…………
"Oh, sin, sin, sin."
In the kitchen, Lin En was washing her hands. Ding dong~ The computer that had been on started ringing. At first, Lin En didn't want to pay attention to it, but the sound kept ringing.
"It's coming! It's true! Let's see who it is!"
Lin En clicked to accept the video communication without thinking.
"Mr. Congressman, I still think we should set up a special operations unit...Lynn?!!"
On the computer screen, Ron had his hands crossed. He was explaining his thoughts to a piece of paper. When he looked up, he almost choked himself with fear.
In the middle of the night, without turning on the lights, Linn's big face reflected the light from the computer screen, blurring the entire screen. It looked really scary.
However, the crux of the matter is not here.
"Lynn you...why are you here..."
"yes."
Linn smiled and took a step back, letting Ron see Mr. Congressman sitting on the chair with his neck stretched back in a posture that is absolutely impossible for humans.
After smiling, Linn looked at Ron calmly: "Why am I here."
"hiss……!"
There was no need to explain or think at all. Ron's mind suddenly returned to what Batman said at that time.
After being stunned for a moment, Ron came back to his senses and said urgently: "Lynn! You can't be too exaggerated! Now is not the time to fool around, you should hide..."
"Why do you think I'm joking?"
Holding her chin, the unwashed red water stains stuck to the side of Linn's face. Talking about her jawline, they gathered and flowed bit by bit, and finally dripped on her chin and splashed on the table, forming a beautiful drop. red flowers.
"Don't you think you're a little too rude, Ron? After all, you're making video calls in the middle of the night. This is a shameless overtime culture, and it's stinking shit that needs to be abandoned!"
Ron kept his mouth shut. He didn't dare to confirm Lin En's current mental state.
"Speak, it's rude not to speak!"
"Ahem, Lynn, that's not what I meant. I believe you can understand that this is a special situation after all. Our world is suffering from an unprecedented crisis, and it is becoming more dangerous every second..."
"So he can't die?"
"..."
"Let me ask you. So, he can't die."
"..."
"Ron, it seems like you are the one with a broken brain."
Linn pointed at Ron on the screen, then moved his face up, occupying the entire screen.
"Ron En, you are sick. It's deep in your brain and hard to cure. You seem to have forgotten that his life and your life are equal.
And your life is equal to that of the old man collecting garbage at the door.
Ron, I'm a little disappointed in you. "
As Lin finished these words expressionlessly, large beads of sweat fell from Ron's face. After a long time, he took a deep breath and sighed.
"Lynn, there's no need for you to humiliate me like this. You know that's not what I meant."
"Then, do you feel angry? Do you feel angry?"
Smiling bitterly, Ron shook his head: "Haha, of course not, I..."
"Then you think I'm right~"
"..."
"Ron?"
"……right!"
"Hey! What else are you talking about? Good night! I won't chat with you anymore. I have other things to do. I'm quite busy tonight."
Seeing Lin En take out the old man's long roll of paper from his pocket, Ron, who had excellent eyesight, looked at the long list of names on it and vaguely saw a lot of familiar ones...
"Lin, Linn... what are you..."
Ron's voice was trembling a little, and he felt that he must have misunderstood something. definitely is!
"Oh, you said this."
Lin En raised his hand to stretch the note, with a proud smile on his face: "One hundred and eighty-three! The same height as me! The kind without shoes!"
Ron: "..."
"Okay, you didn't go to bed beforehand, I'm going out."
He waved his hand at Ron. Lin En turned around and was about to walk out, took a step, and then stopped.
"By the way, I almost forgot."
Next, Ron watched helplessly as Linn took out a... demonoid body from his "pocket", threw it on the ground as casually as trash, clapped his hands and walked out.
"Lynn, you...sigh. Can you...be a little more serious."
Ron En didn't even think that he would say such a thing. He was playing the inappropriate role of an accomplice!
"Ah. What should I say?"
"At any rate, you should try to make it look like there was a fight and show signs of a fight. At the very least, the demon was hacked to death, but what the congressman is holding is a gun!"
"Ah, I understand, I understand! It has to be you! I really don't know what to do without your help!"
Ron couldn't tell whether Lin En was thanking him, mocking him, or just swearing without any curse words. Anyway...
Now I feel tired and want to cry.
"The person who killed me...is not a human being, cross it out..."
Linn picked up the congressman's hand, dipped it twice on the side, and wrote on the table: The Batman-like monster that killed me was not Batman but a demon. He was sent by Apokolips → Back of the table
“…The monsters that invaded the earth…are done!
Hahaha, definitely not this time... Ron, what's wrong with you? "
On the screen, Ron was holding his head in his hands, with his head on the table, looking very sad and helpless.
"It's nothing, Linn, just go ahead and get busy."
"Okay, then, goodbye~"
Linn opened the door and left the house, seeming to be singing as he left. Ron, on his side, hugged his head for a long time before he recovered.
"Oh, it's okay, it's okay. At least he didn't write that the murderer was not Lin En, right? It's already good, ugh... it's already, it's good!"
Ron covered his eyes with his hands and calmed down for a while before looking at the screen and reacting.
its not right!
Lin En is gone, but...but human society has such things as technology!
This video communication, this computer...
I really became an accomplice! !
Ron couldn't believe it. Tomorrow morning, when those people were searching for evidence, they found that a dead congressman who was as "suspicious" as the others actually talked to Ron for more than half an hour after his death. What will he face!
Thinking of this, Ron quickly took out his cell phone. After rummaging around, he found the phone number he had saved a few days ago and dialed it.
"Cyborg! Yes, it's me, Ron! Do me a favor, quickly, or I will be killed by Linn!"
(End of chapter)
