Batman, there is no doubt that this guy is definitely one of the most dangerous guys in the world, but he is also one of the people who can make people put down their weapons at any time and have absolute trust.
Of course, the person who said this cannot be a villain.
…
After confirming that the uninvited guest who broke into his secret base was actually the famous Batman, one of the two most famous superheroes in the world, Green Arrow also put down his weapon.
"Whether this is Gotham or not, it doesn't make any difference."
Batman also put the weapon in his hand on the table: "It's the same everywhere, there are sins and dangers everywhere."
Oliver raised his eyebrows. He felt that Batman's words seemed a bit inconsistent with his "personality". Could a cold and hard guy like him have such helpless thoughts?
However, Oliver didn't express it at all. He just took out a few light bulbs from the table and replaced them. He took off the batarangs inserted on the table and handed them to Batman. He cleared out a table and two chairs. .
"Sit down, this place can't compare to your Batcave, but for people in our line of work... right?"
After shrugging his shoulders, Oliver didn't prepare anything like tea or wine. The two of them just stood across a scarred table full of holes. You looked at me, and I looked at you.
"Well...you come to me, or..."
Oliver gestured around: "Well, this is how superheroes visit.
Tell me what's wrong with you. "
Batman's true identity is almost a mystery to everyone, but for Oliver, who has almost the same experience, the same thoughts and origins, it is not a difficult question to guess.
Batman must be a rich man, and he must also be a person with complicated feelings about Gotham, with a mixture of love and hate.
There are not many options for this.
Bruce Wayne. This answer is great. Maybe even if others knew about it, they wouldn't be able to agree. How could a super-rich playboy be a hero who protects a city?
But, what a coincidence, Oliver also has such a character~
If you think about it this way, the two people have quite a lot in common.
"I came to you to invite you to join an organization."
"An... organization?"
Oliver looked at Batman in confusion, and then he heard the secrets Batman told that were jaw-dropping.
"...It turns out that we have been so close to danger..."
Oliver was a little lost. He didn't expect that human beings have been surviving in dangers since such a long time ago.
"Of course I am willing to join, but..."
Speaking of this, Oliver felt a little unconfident.
Among Oliver's considerable knowledge of Batman, including the scene he saw the last time they fought together against the giant red demon.
There is a wide range of friendships.
Lynn, it goes without saying that they are both members of Gotham, and they are also part of that city. Their mutual understanding and help are part of their destiny, which is natural. Otherwise, these two people, It should be destined that one party will completely destroy the other. Therefore, no matter what was said outside, Oliver didn't believe it at all that Linn and Batman were enemies.
Who can be deceived by this low-level scam?
After that, there's Superman.
Yeah...that's Superman. Batman and Superman should be two extremes. There are some things that are hard to say that will offend both of them. In short, Batman and Superman can actually live in peace instead of fighting to the death. This surprises Oliver. As for him, he doesn’t know whether to lament that Superman is really kind and innocent, or that Batman is really cunning, cunning, thoughtful, thoughtful and superb in acting...
In short, Batman has no shortage of friends, especially powerful friends. And most of the time, aside from Lynn, a guy who is separated from everyone else, Batman usually plays the role of "captain" and "leader".
In such a situation, Oliver, who conquers the world with only a bow and arrow, is very reluctant to admit that he is also capable of cooperating with others to fill in some missing things for them and provide them with sufficient value.
This is not self-deprecation, this is self-awareness.
"I'm just going to tell you the truth."
Oliver didn't hide it, and said openly: "I don't think I can help you with anything."
He picked up the bow and arrow beside him: "Unless the world really needs an arrow to be saved."
After hearing this, Batman stood up directly: "So, you agreed, right?"
You don’t seem to understand human speech, why did you just agree to me? !
"Forehead……"
"Believe me, Robin Hood. The world has always needed heroes. Please also believe in yourself. At some point, I will need your help, we will need your help, and the world will need your help.
so. "
He stared into Oliver's eyes: "Will you join?"
This, after all this has been said, how can I still say no?
Oliver stood up and stretched out his hand: "I hope you are right."
After Batman shook hands, he turned around and walked away, leaving only his voice: "That day will definitely happen."
After saying that, a batarang flew out and the light bulb broke again.
"Eh? Hey! Alas..."
Oliver smiled helplessly and sat where he was in the darkness.
…………………………
The weather was calm, and since Lin En returned home, he has really thoroughly implemented his ideas and plans to rest for a while, especially after going to hell and being attacked ten times in a row after coming back, he ended up recovering from his injuries. I stayed at home for almost a month.
Calm, really calm. Lin En has been at home these days, fully displaying the otaku style of his previous life. He doesn't even leave the house.
I don’t turn on my phone every day, I don’t read the news, I don’t pay attention to anyone, I don’t think about anything.
In just a month or so, Lin En, who never left home, developed the kitten's living skills.
Now, Xiaomao knows the location of the Electrical Appliance City, is proficient in online shopping, and has his own accounts for various shopping websites and express delivery accounts.
Even the kittens can cook their own meals now.
Really... Linn didn't move at all. He really resisted hunger, and he could really bear not to eat or move. He only played games and lay down every day.
To be honest, the kitten is almost mature.
…
"Lynn...you're not going out today either."
The kitten was lying on top of Linn's head, its limbs were tangled, its eyes were closed, and even its ears were drooped.
"Go out, why should I go out? Hey, the world has to change without anyone. I have thought clearly. They can't watch me die anyway, so I can just find someone to hug me."
"…………"
The kitten sighed helplessly and jumped off the top of Linn's head who was playing a game.
It really doesn’t want to cook anymore.
Jingle bell bell~
Lin En thought about his cell phone. The kitten's eyes lit up and he looked at Lin En.
The guy didn't move at all, as if he was deaf.
"Alas~"
Life is not easy, Miaomiao sighed.
The little kitten hooked its hand, and Robert, who was a little different, quickly took the phone over and brought it to the little kitten's feet.
It's Batman calling.
After staring for three seconds, the phone automatically hung up.
Pouting her lips, the little cat motioned to Robert to take the phone back.
"Wait a minute."
I don't know what came to mind, but the little cat suddenly called Robert again and took back the phone.
After rolling his eyes a few times, the little cat unlocked Linn's hand and dialed a number.
"Way, Constantine. What's dead? Who's dead? Lynn's not dead. Hey! Don't hang up!
Just listen to me..."
The little cat complained a lot, exaggerating the hard life he had lived during this period.
That's right, this is the legendary [off-site phone call for help].
There was no other way. Among Linn's limited friends, the only one that Xiaomao could think of who might be able to help was probably Constantine.
The same phone call came to Clark. He must have instantly understood Lynn, felt Lynn's pain, and after empathizing with her, he felt that Lynn should take a break, because there must be some pain or tangle in his heart. Something like that.
Batman? It's almost the same. You might even wonder if Linn had any weird ideas. Linn's armor over there might have been prepared in full models at that time.
Martian Manhunter, ugh, this guy doesn't do anything.
Fiora... No, this is an enemy, you can't find her, you can't find her...
So, after searching around, it seems that only Constantine is the most suitable.
Because this guy will never understand Lin En, and he will definitely come up with an idea to "only change the status quo, regardless of the consequences".
That's wonderful. Because the little cat now feels that there is no consequence worse than living like this for another month.
Destroy it.
"Oh...that's what happened."
On the other end of the phone, Constantine said with emotion in a long voice: "I didn't expect that guy Lin En could really calm down and not cause trouble to others~"
"Meow! Don't say so many useless words, tell me what you have in mind."
"Lynn is annoying, you should also learn this, right? You are indeed the cat raised by Linn..."
"Meow!!"
"Okay, okay, let me think about it... Well, the phone you are using now belongs to Lin En, right."
"yes."
"Then, you must have all of Linn's passwords and account information~"
"Yes, I have become Alfred. It turns out that Alfred lives so hard every day, and after so many years..."
"What are you talking about?"
Constantine's voice was lowered, and he seemed to chuckle twice, very obscenely.
"Like this. Now, just find a shopping website, any one. Then, you go shopping."
"buy what?"
"It doesn't matter."
"Meow don't understand."
"Don't you understand this?"
There was suppressed excitement in Constantine's voice: "Just buy it! Buy like crazy! Spend all the money in Lynn's card! Then take out a loan to buy! Buy, buy, buy! Hahahahaha! Cough...
Sorry, I'm a little excited. "
After sorting out his emotions, Constantine continued: "As long as you spend all Lynn's money, he will have to take action. Do you understand?"
"Oh~~~"
The little cat suddenly realized: "That's it! Thank you, Constantine. You are really not a good person."
"Hey! Don't say it was me who said that! Remember!"
Click. The phone was hung up.
The little cat raised his head and glanced at Linn. This guy was still playing games there.
"Lynn, you asked for this. Meow!"
While talking to himself, the little cat opened the shopping website.
Click to clear the shopping cart.
…………………………
"Wait a minute, don't be impatient, just speak slowly."
Lynn was sitting on a cardboard box. In front of her was a little kitten with various small things stacked on her head, including cups, pokers, lighters, disinfectant, water, mechanical keyboards...
"Explain to me, what does it mean... there are 325 express delivery.
What is it called, all TV channels in 199 are paid.
What is a hexagonal watermelon, what is a globally limited pink bicycle, what is a purely handmade toothpick.
What are 1,000 pairs of disposable chopsticks?
What are 50 boxes of stewed mushroom-flavored instant noodles? "
Bang bang bang, Linn patted the cardboard box sitting under his butt, with tears falling from his eyes.
"Even if you buy a few more flavors, aren't you going to kill me! Are there still royal laws? Are there still laws! Ah!"
Linn was furious and furious.
Since yesterday, the little kitten has been acting a little wrong. These days, Lin En has been eating and waiting for death every day, but the little kitten has been very busy, and he has to give him eye drops every day with a sigh. .
Yesterday, this stupid cat actually started to please him again.
When something goes wrong, there must be a monster.
Linn was already prepared for the kitten's useless resistance. What could a cat do?
I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it...
"You translate for me, what does it mean..."
Lin En pulled out the elder's long shopping list: "What is a lake house with a 60-year mortgage!!"
Weakly, the little cat raised its head: "But they said there are a lot of fish in that lake..."
"Today I……!"
Lin En raised his hands and couldn't bear to do anything.
"I should have known, I should have known."
Lying on her back on the cardboard box, Linn's eyes lost their color and their dreams.
"Lynn..."
The little cat carefully took off the things on his head. The glass is a fragile item and must be handled with care.
"Don't call me daddy, I don't have a daddy like you."
"Lynn, you are starting to talk nonsense. Fortunately, I had the foresight to buy you a bed in a mental hospital for sixty years.
Lynn? Linn, what's wrong with you? Did you eat something bad? Why are you spitting? Linn! I have medicine, I have medicine! I bought the medicine! "
…
Received the kitten's express delivery. Fortunately, fortunately, Lin En's house is big enough and there are few people living there, otherwise it wouldn't be possible to put it in.
"1, 2... 5, 6, 7... oh buy it, so many zero loans, I have never thought in my two lifetimes that it is something I can afford, or a cat bought it!"
No, Lin En has never been so poor in his two lives. Now it is no longer a question of whether he is willing to move.
If he doesn't move, this house will no longer be his.
Thinking of this, Lin En took a hateful look at the kitten eating the top-quality salmon, and then at Robert who was dismantling the computer and eating accessories, and took a hard bite of instant noodles.
"No, I have to go out and make money... Eat whatever you want, no eating! Eat instant noodles!
From today on, you are not allowed to eat anything until you finish eating the instant noodles!
Robert! You eat instant noodles too! "
"Meow!"
"..."
(End of chapter)
