In the silent room, everyone's eyes stopped on Lin En.
They just looked at him, invisibly, as if they were looking at a dead person.
Tick tock tick…
The old clock has been recording the passage of time in the corner. As the second hand keeps turning, Linn...
"So this is all you made? Who can eat this? I'm starving to death!"
old lady! "
Lin En's evil look: "Did you sneak something in before the food was served?"
"Pfft...oh sorry, sorry sorry."
I don't know why Anan, who has no legs, suddenly couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
He first said sorry to Linn, then turned around and said sorry twice to his mother.
"What's wrong? Did she really eat something good secretly?"
"Mr. Linn..."
The old woman's face turned cold and cold at some point. Even though she was sitting there, she seemed to be looking down at Linn: "You have eaten enough."
As she spoke, her expression gradually softened and returned to her smiling look: "How are you? Are you satisfied with today's meal?"
Linn curled his lips disdainfully: "My evaluation is: average."
"Oh, is it so."
The old woman did not look at her daughter-in-law, but turned her eyes to her son: "Anan, it seems that your poison is not very popular with Mr. Lin En."
Anan smiled sheepishly and said to Lin En: "The main thing is that I haven't poisoned humans for a long time, so this time I'm a little... unfamiliar.
Mr. Lynn, I use chronic venom. Spiders, did you know, inject venom into their prey's body, gradually corroding all tissue beneath the prey's skin?
Bones, muscles, internal organs, brain... In the end, a big living person will turn into a puddle of ooze, oh, just like you now. "
Lin En, with a big belly, lay back on the chair, pinching the toothpick very seriously and listening to Anan's words.
"So, what you just administered wasn't rat poison?"
"of course not."
"But I tasted like rat poison!"
"Mr. Lynn's taste is really unique. He actually knows what rat poison tastes like."
"Of course! Let me tell you, the taste of this rat poison is completely different from that of cockroach poison. This is not a difference between sweet and sour, but a kind of..."
Lin En talked to Anan about poisons for a long time, which made Anan, who had been using poisons for thousands of years, stunned.
He never knew that arsenic and chili oil tasted like meat when eaten together. Anan suspected that Lin En was lying to him, but...
Farke! If it's this madman, maybe what he said is true!
He turned his attention to the "family" around him for help, but everyone restrained their expressions and looked at this place coldly.
Until, Linn's raised hand suddenly "melted".
"Eh?"
Linn lowered his head and looked at his arm that had fallen to the ground and soaked into the floor.
"I feel like I'm going to die."
He raised his head and showed a big smile: "I will give you a bad review, hahahahaha!"
Right in front of everyone, with their eyes pretending to be calm and filled with uncontrollable expectations, Lin En really turned into a puddle of... indescribable water and disappeared just as Anan said. on the floor.
In the house, silence returned.
"It's just...that simple?"
Yexi still seemed unable to react. He stood up very uncertainly and looked at the now empty chair where Lin En was sitting just now. He made an incredible sound.
Then, she looked at Anan: "Did he really die so easily?"
Anan was also very confused, and his frown showed that he was also unable to accept the results in front of him.
In the previous plan, thanks to Vulcan's popular science, the gods had some understanding of Linn, but they didn't know much about it. They also had a deep understanding of what kind of enemy they were about to face. .
So, to deal with Superman, they only sent War God Carl alone, but when facing Linn, five people came together.
Putting aside the old woman who is the main force, whether it is Yexi or Anan, although they are all frustrated people who failed in the battle of gods, they should not be called weak in any case.
They are gods!
But even so, Anan still disapproved of the old woman's attack plan, and instead chose to poison the enemy to weaken the enemy's combat effectiveness before engaging in the final battle.
It has to be said that as enemies, they already respect Linn enough.
But now, those plans, those efforts, those uneasiness and vague fears, all seem to have turned into... a punch in the air.
Nothing has happened yet, Linn, that very difficult to deal with, Linn who can go through hell, just fell at the first level? !
"I...I don't know."
Faced with Yexi's question, Anan shook his head and did not give any answer.
"You don't know? Don't you know what your poison will do?"
"Of course I don't know."
Anan raised his head: "What do you think if I say now that Linn is dead and we can celebrate now."
"I……"
Yexi was silent.
She knew what Anan meant.
No matter what Anan said, it was difficult for her to accept such a result.
"It's a pity. We should have asked Hades to come over. After all, he had fought directly with Linn, and like you, he was a god who once held the throne of death...
Anan, did you sense Lin En's death? "
"Of course not. Oh, don't worry. You also know that thousands of years ago, my temple and statues were destroyed. After losing my pincers, my status as a god was also gone. How could I So judging Lin En’s life and death based on nothing.”
"do not care."
At this time, the old woman stood up: "I just said there is no need to waste so much trouble. No matter he is dead or not, as long as he appears again, we will kill him directly..."
Ding dong~
Outside the door, the doorbell suddenly rang.
Everyone in the room looked at each other.
Although the place they were looking for was not remote, it was definitely not a place that anyone would pass by often.
Now the doorbell rings...
Before they could communicate, the wooden door was pushed open directly outside the house, and a man scratched the door frame and stuck his head in from the side of the door.
"Hello, have you seen my cat?"
It's Lynn.
…………
silence.
Silence is Cambridge tonight.
Lin En's sudden appearance caught everyone by surprise.
On their faces, there was Jingyi facing an unknown situation, there was also the affirmation that a certain guess had been finally confirmed, and there was also the embarrassment and speechlessness of having no plan B when a completely unexpected emergency occurred.
The question is, Lin En was successfully killed, but he seems to have come back to life. Does this count as a success of the plan? fail? Half the battle? Success and failure?
"Um...how are you?"
Lin En waved his hand outside the door and asked politely: "Are you blind?"
"snort!"
The old woman snorted heavily, a dim light flickering in her eyes.
Just after being pushed open, the half-open wooden door was opened directly. Lin En, who was clinging to the wooden door, was thrown into the room by a huge force and fell to the floor.
"Die!"
The wooden floor suddenly cracked open, and the broken board sprouted ferocious and jagged teeth, which suddenly closed, swallowing Linn in, and started chewing.
After a heart-wrenching sound, the wooden floor returned to normal without leaving even a trace.
At the table, Yexi, Anan and the twins all looked at the frowning old woman: "How is it? Is he... dead?"
"I... it's hard to say."
The old woman closed her eyes and meditated: "I did swallow very pure life energy, but..."
Ding dong~
The doorbell rang again.
"Please come in!"
Anan stared at the door, watching a hand push open the door, watching a head poke in.
"Hello..."
It's Lynn.
"Can I borrow a toilet? I want to poop."
"Die!!"
With a whimper, this time the open door turned into a big mouth and swallowed Linn directly at the door.
"..."
This time, they didn't speak or exchange looks. Everyone's eyes were fixed on the door, and the doorbell seemed to ring again at any time.
Then……
Bang! Bang! Bang!
A sudden knock on the glass sounded from behind them. Linn, who was standing outside the window, did not choose to ring the doorbell, but ran over and knocked on the glass window.
"Hello, my name is Walker Sun. Have you seen my brother? He looks just like me... Hey, you even killed Walker Sun!!"
The whole house was like a man-eating monster, constantly devouring life.
However, as the owner of the house, the old woman and other people in the house did not look very good.
They now felt as if Linn would appear at any time, in any way, including running out of the floor that had just turned into water.
really……
In the silent silence, in addition to hearing the cat meowing on the roof, the people in the house also vaguely heard some... whispers coming from outside the door.
"It's my turn this time..."
"What should I name it?"
"Isn't the Guobao Pork just delicious?"
"How do you think the next one will die?"
"I'm more curious about when I'm going to die."
“No one cares about toilets?”
"Hi hi hi hi!"
"That old lady should have said this."
"Hey hey hey hey..."
"I'll do it! I'll give you a sample!"
Ding dong~
The doorbell rang again and the door was pushed open again.
A Linn walked into the house, closed the door politely, looked at everyone calmly, walked to the TV calmly, turned on the TV, lay down on the floor, and snored.
Yexi stood up hesitantly.
"Don't close it, I, I'm still watching."
"Ah."
Yexi really sat back.
"Mr. Linn, do you think this is interesting?"
The lying Linn didn't speak, and the door opened again and a new Linn walked in.
"Me! I think it's interesting! It's my turn, it's my turn, kill me now!"
Yexi's face seemed to be blue from holding back.
"Lynn! Ha...Lynn, sir."
"ah?"
"How did you tell?"
Scratching his head, Lin En also walked to the TV, turned his back to everyone, fiddled with the TV, and said without looking back: "Do you even need to see this thing? You guys really seem to be...anyway You don't look like you're from Hollywood.
But, having said that, you are good at cooking. "
After praising Yexi, Lin En turned around and looked at Anan: "It won't be good if you poison me, bad review."
Anan smiled bitterly and shook his head. Yexi stood up again, and walked towards Lin En with his hands behind his back: "Mr. Lin En, maybe you have other skills, we don't know yet, but you have been playing tricks for long enough. Do you really think you can deal with the five of us yourself?"
Lin En, who was in front of the TV, seemed to have found what he was looking for. He stopped what he was doing, turned around and smiled: "Of course not. Look at this."
Turning sideways, Linn made room in front of the TV and pointed at the TV screen: "I also have helpers."
Everyone, including Yexi, focused their attention on the TV.
In the picture, two figures are fighting in the sky.
One is a god wearing golden armor and holding a spear: Karl, the god of war.
The other one has a red cape with a big S logo on the chest, Superman.
Carl, is being beaten mercilessly by Superman one-sidedly.
Whether it's in terms of combat power, defense, combat skills, speed, etc., Carl seems to have been crushed by Superman.
It was difficult for him to even mount a decent counterattack.
And maybe it's because Carl's vitality is at the level of a god after all, but Superman is rare, and it's very satisfying to play.
They even saw the sound barrier blasted out when Superman punched.
"look."
Linn patted the TV: "That guy seems to be dying. However, that guy actually had a lot of fun fighting."
"Lynn..."
Anan tilted his head slightly: "So you know everything and you were playing tricks on us from the beginning."
"yes."
Lin En's answers were very innocuous. He made a shy and coy look: "It's quite embarrassing, but I'm usually like this~ Hahahaha!"
"You think you won't die here. But you will kill us all, right?"
"correct answer."
That Lin En was about to attack, but was suddenly swallowed by the TV behind him.
Then……
Before anyone could show any expressions.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
The sound of knocking on the glass sounded again. They looked back and saw hundreds of Lin's standing outside the house, bustling everywhere outside.
"Hello~"
Lin En held a big sword and waved, bent down to pick up a stone from the ground, threw it over with a hiss, and hit the glass.
"Can you return my cat to me~ Otherwise, you will regret it~"
"snort!"
A big mouth opened on the roof, and the old woman laughed wildly: "Let's find a new cat!"
Immediately, the big mouth closed, and the kitten was swallowed by the house.
Then...
Bang——!
The house exploded, beams and columns were broken, tiles flew, the house collapsed...
An angel with six wings on its back, bathed in divine light, slowly descended from the sky, tiptoed lightly, and stepped on Linn's shoulder.
"Meow~"
She gave a little cry.
"Don't turn off the TV! I still have to watch it."
From the ruins behind him, a disgraced Linn emerged and said so.
As for the old woman, her face was pale, and there was a big hole in her chest and abdomen.
"Damn...Lynn! Damn cat!!"
(End of chapter)
